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Batman Appreciation Post #13
Batman Cooks
Batman Master Collection
#he cooked#he baked#he keeps you fed#he ate#reasons why batman would make the perfect wifey#dc#dc comics#official#batfam#batfamily#superbat#batman#bruce wayne#batmancollection
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Superbat getting couples counselling while undercover on mission is extremely funny to me, because Bruce would go overboard and really commit (using dialogue from their real life arguments edited to be less world-ending). Clark (who kind of thinks the whole thing is a little funny and finds Bruce’s performance even funnier) would get a disappointed look from the therapist.
Therapist: "I don't think you're taking this seriously."
Clark: "I am, I just don't think his feelings are very sincere," *looks at Bruce* "it feels a little manipulative."
Bruce, dragging a hand down his face to cover the smile: "You see what I have to deal with?"
Therapist: *writes notes*
Clark: "Wait why did you just write that?"
Therapist: *shifts a little and writes more notes*
Bruce: "And he's so paranoid too."
Clark: *glaring at him* "Me? That's rich."
Therapist: "Okay, let's stop with the personal attacks. This is a safe space."
#Clark: “You almost have me believing you have real feelings.”#Therapist: *horrified*#batman#Superman#Superbat#Clark Kent#Bruce wayne#personal#Textpost#Shitpost
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So I’ve read fics where the Justice League assumes Batman and Nightwing are dating, but what about where SuperBat are a known couple and the Justice League believes Nightwing is trying to be a home-wrecker?
Picture Dick just trying to go for a hug from his father because he had a very rough day but instead people keep trying to get between him and Bruce. So he goes for the next best thing… a hug from his favourite hero Superman which also goes wrong
League members thinking Nightwing might be asking for a threesome (which already went horribly wrong the last time another JL member asked—SuperBat was furious and talked about their monogamous closed relationship) and they’re trying so hard to prevent another fight between SuperBat and the Justice League
Nightwing, Batman, and Superman have no clue what’s going on / why the JL is acting so odd
#fic ideas#dick grayson#nightwing#superbat#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent x bruce wayne#random thoughts#is this a fic already?
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do you think bruce laces his lube with the tiniest bit of kryptonite if he feels like topping clark
anon….your mind….
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I'm sorry, we as a society do not talk about the fact that in order to maintain his playboy billionaire status Bruce Wayne had to sleep with a lot of people,, a lot, of people in order to maintain that.
And I'm not shaming him for that, get your hot girl summer brucie hell yea, but what I will say is can you imagine,,,
How hilarious it would be that when eventually Batman's identity gets revealed- it's not the reaction he was expecting.
‘‘Oh my god. Oh my god, Bruce Wayne Bruce Wayne the the bimbo Sexy billionaire boy. He is the stoic hard-ass Batman. There's no way-”that's not the reaction. The reaction is
“holy fucking shit I've slept with Batman”
Three quarters of that city and beyond is sat in front of their TVs, their radios, their phones,, I don't care. They're sitting there, agape going ‘I have slept with the Dark Knight. I have seen Gotham's Bat naked on his knees-‘
bruce wouldn’t be able to look the justice league nor his kids in the eyes for weeks after the reveal, solely due to the gossip channels or smth
#look at me#hot girl summer bruce wayne#it’s his therapy#dc#batman#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#dc comics#batfam#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#alfred pennyworth#the justice league#superbat#batlantern
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Superbat Art dump between things.
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Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.
Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3
#superman#batman#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc#he has to problem solve soooooooo much; he mustve made it a habit at some point#everyones at least a little entertained by it. sometimes the brain behaves the way it wants to#if he has no one to bother he will resort to traditional methods#which include talking to himself for hours OR talking to a little duckie or bat or toy or whatever little guy is on his console for the day#which is objectively funny and entertaining when you rollback camera footage#but hes always grumpier after an afternoon with no headway#so clark is called in before Bruce gives himself an aneurysm lmao
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i’m having a superbat thought:
bruce has had dick as his ward/sidekick for a few years, they’re a good team, they have a good dynamic at home just the two of them and alfred. the JL is in its infancy and superman and batman have been getting to know each other (and are falling for each other hardcore) eventually it turns into a budding relationship and things are going really well. but clark is secretly freaking the f out because ‘omg i’m not prepared to have a kid but bruce has a kid and i want to be with him which means i gotta figure out how to be a dad’
post-freakout it actually turns out really cute and they have a great new family dynamic and clark is great with dick (alfred + martha are amazing grandparents)
(this storyline has weird repercussions on the later batkids but i enjoyed this, and am determined to find a way to make all bruce’s kids fit somehow)
#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batman#superman#robin#batman and robin#superman and batman#batfam#bat family#batkids#batfamily#clark kent x bruce wayne#dc#dc robin#dc batman#dc superman#dc comics#dcu#bruce x clark#bruce wayne x clark kent#clark x bruce
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Superbat soulmate idea
Soulmate au where your soulmate's biggest secret is written somewhere on your body. But instead of Clark and Bruce's saying "I am Batman" and "I am Superman" they say "I am Bruce Wayne" and "I am Clark Kent"
Cue them meeting in civilian persona (Bruce is a detective and Clark is a journalist, of course they find out who the names belong to) and they end up dating. Neither of them find the marks too weird. With Bruce "billionaire and common kidnapping victim" Wayne, and Clark "reporter and probably has a lot of enemies because of this" Kent, they assume the other just doesn't like blurting out who they are if they don't have to.
So they date. And it's fine. But it feels like something is missing. Feels like the relationship is being forced despite their obvious bond.
Meanwhile Batman "I would rather die than let anyone know I'm a human who has emotions" and Superman "I need to protect those I love by not letting people know who my civilian identity is" are slowly learning to trust and depend on each other and are growing closer in a more natural way than their counterparts. Until something happens where they have to reveal their secret identities to each other.
#superman#batman#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#i have consumed dc content through osmosis fanfics and wfa so if this feels weird or ooc that is why
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The bat kids force Bruce’s partners to do an interpretive dance if they want to stay over
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#damian wayne al ghul#duke thomas#batkids#batfam#i was mainly thinking of batlantern#hal jordan#he seems the most likely to do it#but can also be any ship#batlantern#superbat#batcat#brutalia#bruharvey#ghostbat#batman#dc
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shout out to my power going out for a few hours this evening and the urge to do some doodles traditionally.
I might actually sketch traditionally more often? it was good for confidence I think to work roughly and without ctrl-z
#might adapt some of these poses digitally??#redd scribbles#superbat#batman#superman#bruce wayne#clark kent#dc comics#redbeeart
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Imagine one of the Batkids has a crush and their heart beats louder around their crush. Clark, who listens to the heartbeats of the entire BatFam, shows up in a panic believing something is terribly wrong
Dick about to ask out a girl for the first time
Superman showing up randomly and interrupting the moment: Dick!! I heard something was wrong!! Are you okay? Should I take you to the school nurse? Do you need the emergency room
Dick: … I’m fine
The moment is ruined and Dick wants to hide in embarrassment
Later that night Dick tells Bruce to keep a tighter leash on his Kryptonian boyfriend. He refuses to elaborate
Worked with Nezumichan16 on this idea
#fic idea#dick grayson#nightwing#superbat#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent x bruce wayne#batfam chaos#poor Dick
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So I don't own many t-shirts even less graphic ones and I wanted to change that I thought it would be fun to make one for my current ship. This is was one of the designs I came up with. I don't know if I'll go with it but I thought I'd share.
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Bruce wouldn’t take a fake relationship with Clark lightly.
For whatever reason they have to pretend to be one in public—whether it be to hide each other’s identities or Bruce needs to hide from one of his powerful exes—Bruce physically needs to take care of Clark. Clark may have been raised a gentleman, but Bruce needs to maintain an image. Playboy by day, smooth gentle romantic at night.
But this of course takes a turn when Clark almost believes this act of his. They’re at a gala together, talking to a group, when Bruce playfully shares an inside joke while tugging on Clark’s waist. It feels so natural and comforting. He almost forgets it’s a lie before they get back to the manor and Bruce slips out of the persona, planning their next elaborate date in vivid detail.
Bruce may not feel genuine romantic feelings, but he knows how to make people happy, and that’s what suits him best. Or so he thinks.
Seeing Clark’s joy, or fake joy—he wasn’t sure, was different from his other romances. It made him feel … something. Which was highly unusual for most of his rendezvous.
It almost makes him resist kissing him in front of others, wanting to savor the feeling before washing it away with a lie.
What I’m saying is demiromantic Bruce would go INSANE.
#bruce wayne#batman#clark kent#superbat#demiromantic Bruce Wayne#superman#dc comics#clark kent x bruce wayne
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