#captain marvel

[enigmaris]

Captain Marvel overhears some of the heroes in the Justice League talk about how weird it is that he is the only major hero who hasnt brought in a child protege.

Worried about the threat to his secret identity, he goes to the one person he thinks can help him.

"Hey Danny, wanna pretend to be Marvel Junior? I dont want the Justice League to think I'm weird."

Danny, who has been hanging with Billy as a fellow homeless kid in fawcett, looks up at the sky and thinks for a minute. Other than Billy, he doesn't like the JLA. In fact, he kind of hates their guts.

"That sounds fucking hilarious, count me in."

[portgas-d-jazz]

Adoption Demon....

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My fave little guy

[blue-drink]

He is baby

[In the DC Universe] Zeus: We're having a baby. Billy Batson: Oh, congratu— Hera, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

[windybluebelles]

Captain Marvel gets cursed to live by fae rules for a short amount of time, no biggy- he already lives by most of them either due to his own magical freakiness or just cuz he lives in Fawcett and would really rather not risk it.

It’s all going great till, Oh No! Superman decides to reveal his full legal name to his close friend and colleague. Shazam now owns Superman’s name, shit gang

Now, the person who cursed him wasn’t very good at cursing people, so Billy only really has to follow approximately- let’s say like 1/3 of every fae rule.

So when Clark Joseph Kent gives him his full name, he only has the right to take one out of three name. Clark isn’t overly happy about the whole situation, he quite likes his name, means alot to him, so Billy is like-

“Chill, chill, it’s fine”

Then they switch middle names.

…

This is all just a big post to talk about the fact that William Joseph Batson and Clark Joseph Kent have the same middle name and I find that really funny for no good reason

[ledesaid]

Excuse me, what does it say there? ▼

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"Oh, I get it now, thanks Hal!"

Billy Batson has a objective.

To learn to read... again.

Yes, what happened to him a few days ago is very funny. Billy thinks so. Kid, the Lord of Chaos, had a fight with Billy in his mortal form and the fight was so quick that he didn't even have time to pronounce SHAZAM.

In summary, Billy was hit by a spell that made him forget how to write or read.

"Laugh at this! spoilsport!. Spoilsport!"

Billy doesn't remember having a personal problem with this guy specifically, but now he had this matter in his hands. He was twelve years old, and school was out of reach...

And worse yet, he was embarrassed by the situation as he didn't know who to turn to.

Zatanna and Constantine told him it can't be undone, but he must uncover what was forgotten... Now... How to do it if he can't even write in Google...? He has tried with videos on the internet using voice search, understanding some words and concepts, but it seems useless with every League meeting or just trying to read the subtitles on the news.

So he does the only thing he can think of.

"So... do you remember that you said you would help me if I wanted to learn?"

"I don't forget my promises, Little mortal."

"Well, I want to relearn how to read and write. I used to be fluent, but something magical happened and I forgot everything."

"Fine, I'll talk to my advisor and bring someone."

"Great!"

Teth Adam was... surprised, that his rival would come to him in his mortal form seeking to learn voluntarily... it wasn't how he had imagined it, but it could work... anything to break the wizard's influence over this child.

"I'll also ask them to teach you Arabic and the local dialect."

"No problem."

Meanwhile...

Flash: Are there rumors that Black Adam has a secret child?

Clark: Yes, a correspondent in Egypt is putting the story together, it'll come out in a couple of weeks.

Barry: Wow, I never pictured that guy as a dad.

Clark: In the first draft, they say he has hired the best available teachers in English, Arabic, Russian, Italian, French, and Spanish.

Barry: Do you have a photo?

Clark: No, but they say he must be a little over ten years old, with black hair and blue eyes. Some say his mother could be a foreigner and not from Kahndaq.

Barry: Should we organize a rescue?

Clark: We can't, unless there's a formal complaint, the UN won't let us in, and it could break the diplomacy with Kahndaq.

Barry: But I bet if you tell Batman that an orphan with black hair and blue eyes is in danger, he'll run faster than me to give him a hand... and a cape.

[dailydccomics]

Billy Batson by Gleb Melnikov

[morgangalaxy43]

They are the most powerful women in the comics argue with a wall

[toooster]

Always the savior, never the saved. — Dick Grayson

Always the coward, never the brave. - Tim Drake

Always the artist, never the muse. - Stephanie Brown

So much to gain, but much more to lose. - Jason Todd

Always an angel, never a god. - Bart Allen

Trying to love, but told I’m too much. - Artemis Crock

All that I have, is falling apart. - Damien Wayne

Always an angel, never a god. - Billy Batson

Always in second, never the one. - Barbara Gordon

Always the jinx, and never the luck. - Jaime Reyes

when is it my turn, to come out on top? - Bruce Wayne

[puppetwoman17]

It really annoys me that the only times non-Cap/Shazam fans talk about the character is when it’s something controversial/stupid.

It’s always either:

The Cap and Stargirl fiasco

2. The JLU Clash episode but just watering it down to “he supported a dictator” or whatever other classification

3. Him talking to Diana in JL: War

Like come on, people. Stop focusing on the wrong thing and try to understand the character.

[cakypa120]

Wonder what Billy is up to

[why-i-love-comics]

Avengers #21 - "Avengers Vs. X-Men" (2024)

written by Jed MacKay art by Valerio Schiti & Federico Blee

[flame-343]

I just had a idea

Captain marvel is friends with a LOT of people such people including but not limited to Satan, Big foot, Dinosaurs. He knows a lot of people and a lot of people know him. Captain marvel is a full grown man in everyone's eyes, little childish sure but an adult none the less. So what I'm imagining that Billy batson the oblivious 10 year old that forgets crushes exists sometimes has extraterrestrial creatures and beings have a crush on him.

The being that represents death as a whole that strikes horror into every soul he's seen except captain marvel: ......hey cap can I speak to you for a second??

Captain marvel: Sure Dee!

"Dee":... Do you want to go on a date some time

Captain marvel: hm?

"Dee":.... nevermind

Captain marvel who barely heard him: Ok! Are you excited for big foots party?

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*JL fighting a galactic war criminal*

Captain marvel who just flew in: Venisquen? Is that you?

Venisquen turning bright orange and green: C-Cap? Wh-What are you doing here?

Captain marvel: Oh, I'm helping out with an attack I just got alerted with, are you here to help too?

Venisquen who was planning to do mass genocide and just ran from the JL: yeah....

Later

Captain marvel: *showing off his cool and positivity gentle hearted friend*

JL: *Staring at the creature who wanted to kill billions give captain marvel doe eyes, acts timid and does his species version of blushing*

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Captain marvel at Big foot's party:So Gabriel how's heaven? I'm dying to find out how Mary and Joseph recovered after the water park fiasco

Arc angel Gabriel: if there was a possibility that you'd die I'd pretend kissing someone is how you greet people in heaven and kiss you

Captain marvel who only heard the word pretend: wait so Joseph pretends to know nothing

Arc angel Gabriel staring at the captain's lips and not listening: ......uhuh

[adaimperium]

The House of Life @thehouseoflife_offical

The House of Life does not condone the actions undertaken by Black Adam against the Champion and ask him to cease and desist lest the wrath of the gods fall upon him.

For further questions please contact @ziarashid_houseoflife or @amoskn_houseoflife about the changes.

The Big Cheese @captain_marvel_JL

@thehouseoflife_offical —

Was anyone going to tell me the House of Life had come back from the dead, successfully revived the old ways and has an actual pharaoh or was I supposed to find that out from the tiger?

magic for the magic goddess @sadiekn_houseoflife

@thehouseoflife_offical, @captain_marvel_JL —

You’re the champion of magic, Isis says you should know this, and also says to tell Solomon to suck her lettuce (?)

pharaoh @carterkn_houseoflife

@thehouseoflife_offical, @captain_marvel_JL, @sadiekn_houseoflife —

Sadie no.

magic for the magic goddess @sadiekn_houseoflife

@thehouseoflife_offical, @captain_marvel_JL, @carterkn_houseoflife —

Sadie, yes.

[9soup]

dc and bluelock..? dude go back to twitter😭😭😭

[windybluebelles]

When I got my appendix taken out: I was nine years old, in a foreign country and had to leave the hospital early in order to get on a plane even though I really shouldn’t be flying yet. It’s was fine, cannon event, it was character development.

What I’m trying to say is that Billy Batson does not deserve an appendix and should have it ripped out immediately

I spent two weeks wasting away on a couch watching glee. I remember none of it.

I want him to experience the superhero equivalent of that. Like, yeah when he’s powered up he’s fine, but will he remember to power up? Like, he shows up to a meeting two days late because he’s been delirious all week and doesn’t remember waking up.