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My classes returning AND carnaval i really lost my feet on street of writing now, ssugar

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I need to do the 3 cap, i already have it in português but i need to translate and stuff, but i am still recovering from the carnaval guys im sorry i was not very responsable this last weeks. but it was fun 🫡

A magical artifact has entered the borders of Gotham and due to some circumstances, tha Bat calls Captain Marvel to help him intercept the cargo being received.

However, things don't go as planned, and in a moment of distraction they get separated, and the captain ends up being hit by a spell from the cursed artifact. He manages to hold out a little before the worst happens, retrieving the object and entering a portal to the rock of eternity.

The spell ends up separating Captain Marvel from his champion, Billy Batson.

But instead of having a little billy and a big marvel, we have a little billy and an even smaller marvel

Although the powers passed down by Marvel are older than Earth, he is "reborn" every time he has a new champion to accompany him. So that he can always be connected with this new champion and so that he doesn't feel alone in the hard journey of being the champion of magic.

This means that theoretically, our Marvel was reborn less than five years ago-- (Although he still has the memory of the old champions, he is growing up again with Billy, and so he is just a very mature child for his age, but still a child)

During the separation, Billy ended up getting hurt and Marvel panics because he doesn't know how to help. Without billy to balance your magic, it's very risky to do any spells, even something as simple as healing.

He is a water tank full of magic, and the champion serves as the tap to decide how much magic is released.

As they are on the rock, time doesn't pass normally so Billy doesn't pay much attention to that injury, saying that it would take months inside the rock for them to need to worry.

They stay there for some time, researching the artifact and its curse. The wizard gave some answers, but it is still too vague to satisfy Billy and Marvel's curiosity

Eventually they need to get off the rock, as Billy is worried about Fawcett without his hero. But outside of the temporal suspension that the rock provides, Billy's injury begins to worsen rapidly and they have to change plans to get help.

That doesn't go the way they wanted either, and they end up having to resort to something Billy really wanted to avoid: The Justice League.

Marvel refuses to speak to the league, being inconsolable because Billy is in pain. He demands that they take care of him and they do, shocked by the little crying marvel.

The league comes to the conclusion that since Billy was the first person Marvel probably saw after being transformed into a child, and he is the one who has been taking care of him in the last days, he must have had some kind of imprint on him and is seeing him as a safe haven.

At the watchtower, the league now has to deal with the situation of a completely shy little Marvel who just wants to interact with Billy, a homeless boy they've never heard of before. who is this boy???

While the magicians are racking their brains trying to understand the situation and how to reverse it, the heroes are trying to understand their fellow coworker child, very worried about the emotional dependence he is developing on Billy.

While recovering, Billy starts planning their escape from the Watchtower, but it sucks when the league babysits them both and forces them to go to therapy

It's a fanfic I'm writing--

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Pq tem um superman-conha de ia na minha tml

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A villain will trigger a bomb using his fingerprint as a password

Well, the captain doesn't have time to think like the captain. He and some other league heroes were tied up, they couldn't do anything. But the villain was in the middle of his evil plan monologue… and he was dangerously close to marvel, pointing at him

He doesn't think like the captain, he thinks like a street rat who kicks, scratches and bites his way around

So he does it, he waits, and Flash can watch in slow motion as the cap lunges forward as far as his chains will allow, and in one fell swoop he chomps off 3 of the villain's fingers. One being necessary for the pump to start

There is blood, crying and high-pitched screams from the villain who falls to the ground, trying to get away from the marvel

The league is shocked, what the fuck? Whatthefuckwasthat?

And the villain faints on the ground when he sees his own blood gushing from the wound.

They are dead silent, all eyes on captain. This lasts a few minutes until Superman and Batman arrive to rescue, even though they're just waiting for someone to open the door and untie them because the danger is still passed out on the floor.

Just them when Marvel is free of the magic chain, he gestures from one of the evidence bags Batman carries and them he spat 3 fingers into it. And give it back. to Batman.

"Guys… I'll see you all later at the watchtower for the debrief, but I really need to go home to brush my teeth first"

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I kind of bought the Batman games that were on sale during Bruce Wayne's birthday and I have no idea what life is anymore… I have no idea when I'll write again, games are too good to stop I finished Arkham Asylum (not 100%, but 80%) in two days, 12 hours, and now I have another 10 hours in Arkham City already, I don't even know what will come next

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Batman: Captain, you're hurt. Is there someone you want to get in touch with?

Well… Vic (cyborg) is already there, Barry and Diana too… who else is he friends with?

Constantine? Yes, but John doesn't like the league and will give him a hell of a lecture for getting hurt…

Harley? poison ivy? Batman wouldn't like to know they were friends. two-faces? oh- absolutely not.

Captain cold? No. Snart knows Billy, not Cap. And Batman wouldn't like that either. Maybe Barry would like…?

Freddy and Mary are probably sleeping right now…

Marvel: Can you… can you call the Fawcett zoo, sir? I have a friend who works there… I'd really like to see him right now. and say that I'm fine.

Bat makes the call, Billy asks for the phone and they chat for a while

Marvel on the phone: Oh, no, no… I'm high right now- Noo! its cus im right above the sky-- I'm fine, just space... But I think I'm also high on morphine yea, some opioids yes… no? Oh, I would love to! Yes. Uhm. The one next to… yes-- I know- i know you know, and you know, I know you know! Stop fishing. Yes, waits waits, buh-bye!! I'll see you soon. mwaaah and he gives the phone back to batman Marvel: Hey? Boss? My friend is coming to bring me some tea that I like, kay? to make me feel better. Don't be rude to him, he's called mister tawky tawny. Just stay cool, okay? Be cool…

And he drops his head on the pillow and falls asleep, snoring loudly

Nobody understands a thing and from what Batman researches, Tawky Tawny is a tiger from the zoo, and they think the captain was just delirious on morphine But not five minutes later, a bipedal tiger in a suit arrives at the watchtower via the Zeta Tubs using the captain's credentials. he carries a little madam's bag that is carrying a tea kit and some biscuits

Tawny presents himself as the gentleman he is with an education that would make Alfred blush, but he doesn't allow anyone to slow him down. He goes straight to the room where the captain is, because he can smell him maybe? The league doesn’t know for sure.

There, he takes a small table and a portable OVEN from Madame's tiny ass little bag and begins to make tea. to. make. tea. The second Tawny opens the cookie jar, Marvel wakes up to the sound and smell and starts crying with joy at seeing his best friend and familiar

he introduces him to the whole league while drinking tea and stuffing his mouth with cookies, fat tears streaming down his face and tawny just enjoys his friend's company and takes care of him, but he doesn't avoid giving a dirty look to anyone who decides to judge their friendship

Tawny, pretending to be hurt: I'm surprised by your surprise. Don't you talk about me, cap?

Marvel, afraid that he hurt the tiger's feelings: I do!!! I talk about u all the time, all the time!!! they know you are my best friend!!!

Superman: it's true! he speaks a lot and very highly of you, we just--

Barry: we thought you were crazy, bro! Tim was hacking the watchtower cameras at that time by coincidence, so in a matter of minutes Damian would be running there to see the bipedal tiger and ask to pet him and tell him everything he knows about tigers

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Random Villain after committing a very evil act: hahaha, now what? What are you going to do with me!? I know you don't kill!

Billy is furious, there is smoke coming out of his ears and he is red with anger as he holds his fists and grinds his teeth

Marvel: I… I… I curse you! I CURSE YOU FOR YOUR SINS, YOUR HORRIBLE ACTIONS, I PLACE A CURSE ON YOU, IN YOUR BLOOD!!!

the sky closes, the environment begins to cool and the shadows around you seem to move, threatening to grow and swallow all the light

Marvel: THE DAYS, THE HOURS OF LIFE UNTIL YOUR LAST BREATH WILL BE FULL OF AGONY, YOU WILL SUFFER. WITH EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE, THE FEELING OF GUILT AND REGRET WILL BURN IN YOUR LUNGS, YOUR FACE AND YOUR TIPERS, I CURSE YOU TO A LIFE OF HICCUPING! --

Villain: what...?

Marvel: --A LIFE WITHOUT AIR. YOUR LUNGS WILL NEVER BE FULLY FULL AND NO SENTENCE OF YOURS WILL BE COMPLETE, EVEN IN YOUR SLEEP YOU WILL BE TORMENTED WITH THE MOST DISTURBING SOUNDS THAT YOUR OWN BODY WILL CREATE--

Villain: You dont mean-- *hiccup* --oh... and then marvel leaves after handing the guy over to the police

the villain actually goes crazy some days later. he sobs incessantly. He can't sleep properly because he keeps waking up, the other prisoners don't stay close to him because he doesn't stop making those sounds, he choked several times because he was hiccuping while eating, his throat and lungs started to hurt because he didn't get any rest from the muscle spasms too So he has body pain, no one interacts with him or wants to stay in the same room as him, he can't communicate properly, nor sleep or eat. Eventually the government asks Marvel to remove the curse so he can stop hiccuping, because he entered a catatonic state and tried to strangle himself to make it stop The Justice League eventually finds out about this case and they honestly don't know what to make of it. They knew the captain would never do something harsh because he's good that way, but they were quite surprised that he managed to turn a relatively silly punishment into something that was almost torture

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Batman has this whole "don't come to Gotham" thing and most of the heroes just say "ok sir" because it's Batman and you just have to do what he's saying

But for Billy? Or other magicians who have a sense of absorbing and feeling magical energy at the core? Gotham is a no no

They set foot in this place and get goosebumps, they feel things crawling up their legs, whispers inside their skulls

“This place is buried in so many rituals and curses that I'm kinda worried about my karma rn” Marvel says the first time he goes to Gotham, and Batman is giving him a nasty sideeye, like WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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the context is Billy and Marvel were separated, but Marvel's physical form took the form of a child instead of remaining in his adult form Marvel, making a puppy face: make a report??? But i am de-aged...

Superman, giving him a tablet to write on it: Yeah buddy, i know... But batman is asking... more like demanding.

Marvel, who wanted to take advantage of being in a separate body from Billy to play with him and not deal with hero stuff: that sonofabitch, his head is full of poopoo!!

Billy is already thinking about what life will be like after they are kicked out of the league

This is from that South Park audio-- I don't watch South Park, but I heard the audio and I thought it was funny

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unfortunate series of events at the charity gala

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Billy Batson had always believed that "if you do good, good will follow." His parents told him this, when he was little, and he held it close to his heart ever since.

When they died and he was shoved unceremoniously into a system that didn't care, it was really all he had left of them.

It had been a couple years now, scrounging around in dumpsters and begging on street corners, avoiding CPS the best he could and running when he got caught. Christmas was coming up again. It made his stomach turn over in a nauseous way.

No one to spend Christmas with, again. No presents from Santa, again.

He didn't know why they stopped when they did, thought that Santa just couldn't find the place he was squirreled away the first year. So the second year he wrote a letter-- best he could with his limited vocabulary and knowledge of postage-- telling Santa to drop his present off at an abandoned warehouse near where he was squatting.

There was nothing Christmas Eve, or Christmas Day, or the days following. It was January 1st before Billy stopped making the trek out to the warehouse, having lost hope.

The end of that January, Superman visited Fawcett City. He was so fast, dealing with a monster alien that had come down trying to tear up the center of downtown, and Billy was so excited. It was Superman after all.

After the monster was defeated, Superman stayed to help with relief efforts, lifting heavy beams into trucks and even checking on civilians. When he came over to the side of the police tape that Billy was on, Billy shot out from under it to attach himself to Superman's leg.

"Woah, hey-- Hey, buddy. You gotta stay behind the tape okay?" Superman chastised lightly, but didn't pull him off. Instead he ruffled Billy's hair and Billy felt warm and comforted and safe for the first time since his parents died.

He couldn't help the hiccuping sob that burst out of him.

"Hey..." Superman said, and this time it was softer, accompanied by a gentle hand pulling him by the shoulder, as Superman knelt down to his eye level. "What's wrong buddy?"

Billy felt embarrassed to be crying in front of The Superman, but he couldn't help the way tears and sobs bubbled out of him. "I've been such a good boy this year, and Santa still didn't get me anything. I don't even want a video game or nothin, I just want my mom and dad back."

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people on tumblr are so kind and sweet to me omg i'm never going back to twitter

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A magical artifact has entered the borders of Gotham and due to some circumstances, tha Bat calls Captain Marvel to help him intercept the cargo being received.

However, things don't go as planned, and in a moment of distraction they get separated, and the captain ends up being hit by a spell from the cursed artifact. He manages to hold out a little before the worst happens, retrieving the object and entering a portal to the rock of eternity.

The spell ends up separating Captain Marvel from his champion, Billy Batson.

But instead of having a little billy and a big marvel, we have a little billy and an even smaller marvel

Although the powers passed down by Marvel are older than Earth, he is "reborn" every time he has a new champion to accompany him. So that he can always be connected with this new champion and so that he doesn't feel alone in the hard journey of being the champion of magic.

This means that theoretically, our Marvel was reborn less than five years ago-- (Although he still has the memory of the old champions, he is growing up again with Billy, and so he is just a very mature child for his age, but still a child)

During the separation, Billy ended up getting hurt and Marvel panics because he doesn't know how to help. Without billy to balance your magic, it's very risky to do any spells, even something as simple as healing.

He is a water tank full of magic, and the champion serves as the tap to decide how much magic is released.

As they are on the rock, time doesn't pass normally so Billy doesn't pay much attention to that injury, saying that it would take months inside the rock for them to need to worry.

They stay there for some time, researching the artifact and its curse. The wizard gave some answers, but it is still too vague to satisfy Billy and Marvel's curiosity

Eventually they need to get off the rock, as Billy is worried about Fawcett without his hero. But outside of the temporal suspension that the rock provides, Billy's injury begins to worsen rapidly and they have to change plans to get help.

That doesn't go the way they wanted either, and they end up having to resort to something Billy really wanted to avoid: The Justice League.

Marvel refuses to speak to the league, being inconsolable because Billy is in pain. He demands that they take care of him and they do, shocked by the little crying marvel.

The league comes to the conclusion that since Billy was the first person Marvel probably saw after being transformed into a child, and he is the one who has been taking care of him in the last days, he must have had some kind of imprint on him and is seeing him as a safe haven.

At the watchtower, the league now has to deal with the situation of a completely shy little Marvel who just wants to interact with Billy, a homeless boy they've never heard of before. who is this boy???

While the magicians are racking their brains trying to understand the situation and how to reverse it, the heroes are trying to understand their fellow coworker child, very worried about the emotional dependence he is developing on Billy.

While recovering, Billy starts planning their escape from the Watchtower, but it sucks when the league babysits them both and forces them to go to therapy

It's a fanfic I'm writing--

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Marvel "cast" a something pt 2

flash: the villain is very strong and we don't have the physical strength to face him, we need magic, but all the normally requested magic users are incapacitated!

hal: hey, cap! You have magic, don't you? Can't you do a spell that immobilizes the villain, or weakens him so we can beat him?

marvel: aaaah, uh. sure.

marvel points a finger at the villain and stands still for a while, thinking.

marvel: I don't really know what to do, what kind of spell do I cast?

flash: I don't know, man! You are the magic guy here! just do something! conjure a magic sledgehammer, a crowbar, an anvil that will fall on his head, a big piano!! anything!

Hal: it could even be anemia, damn it!

Marvel: oh, I've had it once, it's really bad, we get really weak. OK!

Marvel redoes his wizard pose, a dark look on his face. the environment becomes cold, clouds begin to accumulate in the sky and strong winds hit the heroes.

Marvel: I CAST LACK OF VITAMIN B12 IN YOUR BLOOD

and the villain drops to the ground, pale, weak, unable to lift even a finger, he looks so tired, exhausted, lame, he has such a low immoral lack of vitamin in his blood right now

Flash: DUDE DID YOU ACTUALLY CAST ANEMIA ON HIM??! IS THIS POSSIBLE?

Hal wheezing: MAN. COULD YOU ALWAYS DO THESE THINGS? IS IT THAT EASY?!

Later, Batman will begin to shake with anxiety as he updates the captain's contingency file after reading reports of today's fight.

information… -apparently he can conjure any illness with just words.

Batman: …

Batman: does that include terminal illnesses…?

preventive measures to be taken… -discover a cure for cancer, preferably an instant cure. -create a utility belt with all the cures for all the diseases in the world.

Batman just sighs, fucking magic

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Billy likes to be independent, he is a little homeless boy who fights life tooth and nail. He always needs to be strong to show society that he doesn't need, much less want, an adult in his life sending him here and there.

But he doesn't need to fight to prove himself strong when he already looks strong. Billy can't ask for help as Billy because that will bring trouble or an adult trying to dad him

But Cap? he can let himself be vulnerable as Cap, even if he doesn't need help, he can ask for it. Marvel will just be a friend in need of help and no one will treat him like a helpless child for that

So, after a good few months, if not years, of becoming friends with his league colleagues, the captain starts to show how he loves having people around him for little things.

he wants to open a jar from the kitchen. He has the strength to go head to head with Superman, but he would never miss the opportunity to ask Superman himself to do it for him. Clark always gets a little confused, because the pot isn't that tight, or tight at all, but he always helps because he sees how it brings a genuine and happy smile to his colleague.

Does he need a snack? He will ask Flash to prepare something for him, saying that the food he makes is the best and with the best flavor.

captain has a problem with magic, he is completely capable of solving it himself, but he will knock on zatanna's door to ask for advice, potions, a protection spell and even a good luck hug if he feels she wouldn't refuse

There's a new movie, he doesn't even want to see it that much, but he's going to ask Cyborg if he can make the movie show in the watchtower break room because he finds the control and streaming platforms confusing

He will ask Batman silly questions, or even prepare complex questions with Solomon's help so he can ask and listen for hours while the bat explains things to him. Not that he didn't already know the answers or couldn't find them in the rock's library of infinite knowledge. but he likes to have someone talking and explaining things to him with so much patience, teaching and even being happy to have someone to listen to his knowledge

Are they going on a water mission? He will ask Aquaman for tips on how to swim faster or more efficiently

Is he having a slower day? Why not ask the Martian Hunter to accompany him to a cat cafe? Ask what are the best sweets or brands of cookies? ask for help to bake a cake or taste the frosting, a brigadeiro

He's having problems with his communicator, better go see Red Tornado if he has tips on how to use it without confusing the private lines again, or ask if he has some free time to go for a fly through some storms. He makes hurricanes, he must like storms just like him, right?

There is a dangerous magical temple sending dangerous magical frequencies, he can destroy it alone, but he asks the hawkwoman for help to put everything down with her mace

there's a cockroach in the watchtower… better ask dr.fate for help to kill it

A LADYBUG ON THE WATCHTOWER?! Call the jl green lanterns asap so they can conjure up a green safe pot to transport her back to earth!!

Did he fall? He wasn't even hurt, but he's going to ask Diana to check if he doesn't have a bump on his head. Diana understands where her little brother's requests come from, and she never unmasks him, she just takes the opportunity to make her little brother happy without feeling bad about asking for help.

Now, a hero approaches little Billy with a piece of food? oh. he will bite off your fingers and throw the food back in your face (not really because that would be wasteful, but he would return the food and tell you to eat it yourself, that he would get food for himself on his own)

He can be feral, try to teach him a life lesson and he will teach YOU a life lesson.

His shoelaces are untied and he just stuck them inside his shoe? you leave his shoelace inside the shoe. If a hero, be it the Man Of Steel himself, bends down to tie his shoelaces, OH MY, he'll kick you in the face and scream that you're not supposed to touch his stuff

Unless that you are also a child or mr tawny, then he maybe either accept your help or gently refuse

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Marvel "cast" a something pt 1

Flash: hey, buddy, Cap? I'm putting together an rpg group, do you want to join?

Marvel: oh, I would love to, Flash. But I've been banned from playing RPGs since the last campaign I participated in.

Flash: what?? why?!

Marvel: oh, the last time I played, I was a mage, right? However, when I said "I cast blood moon eclipse" to take away the power of the sun elves, I accidentally ACTUALLY cast a spell that brought a red eclipse here on ear---

Superman: THAT WAS YOU?!

Marvel: aaaaahm... I need to go. bu-bye flash.

Superman: I FELL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AT EIGHT IN THE MORNING AT MORE THAN 100 KILOMETERS AN HOUR BECAUSE MY POWERS DISAPPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE--- MARVEL COME BACK HERE, I'M GOING TO REPORT THIS TO BATMAN!! I GOT LATE TO A-- MARVEL!

pt 2 ?

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How Gossip Spreads in Wayne Manor

Dick: *returning from patrol* “I think I saw Gordon taking a smoke break earlier. Must be a tough night, huh? I thought he was quitting.”

Jason: *to Barbara twenty minutes later* “Dick said Gordon was having a crazy night. I bet it had something to do with that thing on the Russians.”

Barbara: *to Stephanie while they’re brushing their teeth* “Yeah, I heard one of his officers got shot at that sting last week.”

Stephanie: *to Tim over coffee at three AM* “Jason said Gordon was going nuts last night, and Barbara said someone got shot. Can you believe that?”

Tim: *to Damian at five AM training* “I heard Gordon was involved in a shooting last night. I hope he’s doing okay.”

Damian: *reporting to Bruce the next morning, dead serious* “Gordon has been shot.”

Bruce: