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i need this butch so bad
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reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30
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"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"
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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before
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i’m going to try and be a good person from now on i think. Apart from gossiping, backbiting, lying, playing victim, shit stirring, guilt tripping, and things of that nature of course.
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hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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EVIL KNIGHT WRAPPED 2024
You were:
FORSAKEN 20 times!
COMPELLED BY DARK FORCES 8 times!
DIVORCED 1 time!
FELLED ONLY TO RISE ONCE MORE 112 times!
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Do you know anybody (or do you yourself) who uses it/its pronouns or something similar in other languages? Doesn't have to be exclusive, could be any pronouns including actively using this one.
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it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers
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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.
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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.
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