i carved my name into ur ribcage
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in a bad mood because people love a feminized male character but hate masculine/butch women
#when a male character has stereotypical feminine traits is ‘babygirl’#but a woman with more stereotypically masculine traits is a ‘pick me’
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goDDDDDDD i want to chew on his shoulder meat like jerky im going to combust
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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
#when someone endangers my fucking life trying to get ahead of me#just for me to pull up next to them at a red light#like whY#WHAT IS THE REASON
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forgive me father for sometimes i just say things
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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
#the sound of the machines at work are awful but after working there so long i can manage it#but when a customer is whistling or a kid is playing smth so obscenely loud on their ipad….#STOP IT!
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being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal
#when my whole family was falling apart and i was having health issues#and a customer yelled at me for how long they were waiting for their food#i promise that you waiting the extra 5 minutes is not the hardest thing anyone in this room is going through rn
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fuck everything i miss having a mp3 player
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#i’m sunburnt#need someone to run an ice cube up and down my back#preferably a man#preferably luke hemmings
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I LITERALLY INCLUDED EURYDICE AND ORPHEUS IN THE POST!!! And then I was like noo pull back pull back some people might not get that reference
YOU’RE KIDDING MEEEEE!!! don’t worry boo i would have got it cos as soon as i read ‘all that matters is that you’re going with them’ i instantly thought of ‘wait for meeeee, i’m coming with youuuu’.
#need an ashton hadestown coded fic immediately#the way there’s probably so many ways to connect botd lyrics to orpheus ans eurydice#i fear a ranting post is coming
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Luke & Michael at the 5sos3 Tour Singapore - 2 May 2018
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30 Day Idol Challenge: Day #4. With A Pet
I love my queen Petunia
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Luke saying about Ashton “I’d follow him to the ends of the earth” and Ashton singing “I’ll follow you into the light and through the dark” in Wild Things... Love is trusting someone enough to follow them, even if they don't know where they're going. all that matters is that you're going with them.
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