#dc red robin

[yuaakariiii]

Shooting me straight to the head would be much nicer thank you

I need to stop drawing tim😔🫶

i had a vision w this drawing and it took longer than i liked😭

[batataran]

Kon: *Moody, sitting on a bean bag in the Titan's tower.*

Cassie: Hey superboy, what's the problem? You're stinking up the place with your emotions

Kon: It's- it's just Robin. That smug know-it-all

Cassie: *Raises eyebrow* Oh?

Kon: So goddamn annoying strutting around like he owns the place, like everything is in the palm of his hands. As if when he commands to do this no one will dare to defy him

Cassie: Well, I mean. *Sits down on the bean bag next to him* Not like you wouldn't do anything he says. You're at his beck and call

Kon: I'm not his pawn!-

Tim: *Walks in the room* Superboy-

Kon: *Stands up* PRESENT! *cough* Present, do you need any help?

Cassie: *whispers* ˢᶦᵐᵖ

[daiwild]

Joker Jr. au comic thing and also Kon is there because I love drawing him

[yzur02]

Batfam: *go-karting on ice in the manor*

Alfred: *sigh* why do I even bother with these fools?

Lucius: *puts hand on Alfred's shoulder* well... they are our fools

Jim: *puts hand on his other shoulder* damn right, and they are the best fools one could hope for

Jason: gentlemen *nods and drives off*

Steph, attached to Jason's back: just kiss him already *hyena laughter* *falls off kart*

Jason: *speeds up*

Steph: *running after him* hey, wait up

Tim: *speeds by* *middle finger to Steph*

Cass, covered in soot: *gives Alfred a tire*

Alfred: *sigh* our fools *little smile* are you okay, miss Cassandra?

[goddessofbees]

All of them put together,

[monotonesmile]

Ok, so, off topic of what I usually do, but I had the thought and I’m curious what others think.

So…what do you think the batfam would be as dragons? Like, the specific types, like drakes, wyverns, things like that, because I’m 100% on board with Jason being a drake, because look him. He’s built like a fridge, man is a wall of muscle just like Bruce, he’s a drake, dude doesn’t fly.

But I think Bruce would actually be a normal dragon, because like I said, he’s just like Jason with being built like an absolute tank, but Bruce is also rather good at agility, plus the whole cape thing, so give him wings, he can fly now. Either he’s a dragon or a drake, both work for him actually.

I feel like Damian would be a Wyvern…no clue why, just feels right. Plus, most wyverns in media are venomous or have poison, and I feel that fits the whole assassin part kinda well, but I could be wrong, who knows.

Now Dick, he’s a toughy, because he’s Nightwing, he’s flexible, an acrobatic man, so he’d be something that would be restricted by wings or maybe even legs, so what if he’s just really long? Not a Wyrm, but like a really lengthy drake, like a lindworm but with four legs. Spindly dude.

I have not read enough on Tim to actually understand him but from the few things I know, dudes just a normal dragon. Unique in his own right but still pretty normal.

Also, what the hell would they even look like? They can’t all be black dragons, they’ve gotta have some unique looks, right?

[lialcross]

Bart: what if i just poured some water into an envelope and send it to your house Bart: would you be hydrated Tim: No Tim: I will not be drinking your envelope water Bart: YOU DONT EVEN DRINK WATER Bart: also scottish tap water is really good Bart: so yummy Bart: you should try some Bart: because im mailing it to you Kon: Metropolis tap water tastes like chlorine Kon: Extra yummy and clean Kon: So many chemicals to purify Bart: dont worry kon ill mail you some too Kon: Thank you... Tim: Gotham tap water just tastes like what I expect lead to Bart: and what does lead taste like Tim: metallic kind of Tim: Almost rusty but not Tim: It's like green Tim: Not visually but Tim: Tastes like green Tim: A yellowish green, not olive but more saturated Cassie: Guys sleepover at my house Cassie: We'll drink tap water

[ceres-siren]

nightwing & red robin‼️‼️

[tommylikesbread]

Lil random drawing of Young jason and Tim, I physically cannot get myself to not put in Jason’s white streak so he has it just cause 😔 also Tim trying to escape his bull cut and grow his hair out love to see it. That’s all :3

[disastertwins9000]

bat-shenanigans

they’re the hero’s gothem deserves…?? maybe??

[luliadraws]

“that’s a stupid outfit!” says the stupid outfit guy

[sprinkleofquirk]

Tim, on his 13th attempt to sneak out of the mansion to go on patrol with the flu and walking pneumonia: I didn’t “lose” my spleen. To lose something is to imply you don’t know where it is, and I know exactly where my spleen is; it just isn’t in my body-

Alfred, tired™ and armed with a tranquilizer: Even so, Master Drake, I must insist you get back into bed.

[supine-ly]

Natural selection at its finest

[everwistfully]

Red Hood’s all about keeping his secret identity from almost everyone, right?

He’s going to all his meetings with the hood on and never lets any of his ‘business partners’ or goons or allies unrelated to the bats see his face, right???

He either gains enough trust or completely forgets to put it on as he walks in on his goons, his gang, if you will.

They all just kinda side eye this kid who just walked in and started ordering around until one of them finally speak up questioning this kids existence and whatnot. Hood whips around to yell at them for their insubordination but goes to run his hands through his hair or something and is genuinely surprised when his fingers DO go through his hair. So he just walks out of the room in a huff until he walks back in and says the exact thing. All the goons immediately burst into action and don’t question the kid who walked in and said the exact same thing moments ago…

In another instance he forgets his hood under his arm and starts addressing everyone but this time they react a bit more aggressively. This time he just sighs and puts the hood on his head. It’s an instant reaction but Doofenshmertz style, “a kid with a hood giving us orders?” To, “Red Hood giving us orders!”

Tim sees it this time and never lets him live it down, periodically calling him Perry the Platypus.

[yzur02]

Dick: *playing trumpet*

Barbara: do you have a permit to do that?

Dick: you will never get me alive!! *points trumpet to his head* "whomp" *collapses*

Cass: *runs to Dick and holds him in her arms* nooo!! Not you

Tim: no! Brother, you cannot die, not now!

Jason: please, don't leave me behind, my brother, if you do I would have no choice but to follow you to great abyss! I implore you, brother, don't make do this!

Duke: no! think of your child! would you leave him alone in this unforgiving world without your caring hand to guide his path?

Damian: tt I think I will be fine, but I will keep the coffee machine

Steph: the horror! does this child even know empathy?

Bruce: *pinching the bridge of his nose* if you didn't want to come shopping you could've just told me before we left the manor

Everyone in the mall:...

[random-sparks-98]

Listen... All I know is that the kids I babysit were singing that one Gummy Bear song and next thing I knew my brain made a parody