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it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3
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Firefighter from Mexico helping fight the Los Angeles fires with the kitten he rescued.
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louferrignojr: Sunday morning Biggie bliss. This is what Sundays are for 🐶❤️🤪 #biggie #puppyparty #toocute #sundayservice #smooch #puppiesmakemehappy
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Two cool ladies (roommates??) and a small pal. Photo from my collection, ca. 1930s.
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Lancelot: Merlin, how many scars do you have?
Merlin: I'm not sure. I don't keep track.
Arthur: Thirty.
Lancelot: ....
Merlin: ....
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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
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am i having a brain bleed are people seriously considering NOVEL LENGTH FICS as small one shots now what is happening
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