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U know the audio, this is all I could think about
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using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??
#assuming A is the even worse half to Batman’s B is hilarious to me idk why#yes alfred is so much of Batman as is#but it’s also funny to think of him as some godfather like figure#a and b#b always reporting to a in the field#batman#bruce wayne#dc#alfred pennyworth#batfamily#late night rambles
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Disclaimer, I have no idea how big wolf poop is.
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Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)
#adopted damian au#batman#batman au#batman comics#batman dc#dc comics#comics#dc#dcu#dc universe#batfam#batfamily#the batfamily#the batfam#bruce wayne#bruce wayne is a good dad#good dad bruce wayne#talia al ghul#talia al ghul is a good mom#good mom talia al ghul#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian al ghul wayne#damian wayne al ghul#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#digital illustration#digital artist
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I think instead of lame excuses like "Cass is away in Honk Kong" or "[x bat] is doing stuff from his team of heroes" or just ignoring Steph's existance altogether, it would be funny if fanfics took members of the Batfam out of comission by having them have their own fanfic-related cliché adventure
Like, a Jason-centered fic where he asks Alfred where is the replacement and Alfred just goes "oh, Master Timothy has just been possesed by himself from thee-years into the future and is away trying to prevent our horrible deaths" and that's it, Tim is having his own time-travelling fix-it fic in the background which is why he's not mentioned
Babs on a Babs-centric fic where she could really use some advice asking Bruce on comms where her Batgirls are and Bruce non-chalantly answers "Steph has been hit by a love potion and Cass has offered to help her to her apartment", Babs waits a moment and comments "oh... do we get the 'congrats on kissing' banner ready for tomorrow?", "no, I think it's a slow burn, give them a week" and the rest of the fic happens without them
Dick, entering a room and finding Duke "hey, is Damian acting weird this morning or what?" "I think he said something about being stuck on a time-loop until he learns the true meaning of christmas" "aren't we on july?" "Yeah I thought so too but when I asked he mentioned he had already gotten my help on two loops so I just left him be" "well I needed help with a case, you in?" and the rest of the fic is a Dick and Duke team-up
#batfamily#batfam#dc#dc comics#dcu#fanfic#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#cassandra cain#orphan dc#stephanie brown#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal dc#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirls
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intimidation failed
#dc comics#dc#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#robin damian#dc robin#batman#batfam#batfamily#damian's new stuff is interesting but i do feel nostalgic for his early pre-char-development stuff
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havent drawn in months,, have a jason :)
#jason todd#dc#no inspiration whatsoever hes just standing again XD#i really missed drawing tho this was fun
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Started reading batgirl 2000 and I. I am feeling so many emotions.i love her dearly
RB MY ART 👊
#i think issue 22 is peak imo#the voids ink#cassandra cain#cass cain#batgirl#batgirl 2000#batgirl cassandra cain#dc comics#dc#dc fanart
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Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted
The Batfam: …
Dick: .. only one?
#Bruce: I meant biological only one is biological#dc comics#dc#dc universe#dcu#Jason would milk this#so would Steph#‘you didn’t fucking adopt me and I’m not your wtf am o’#dick was adopted but didn’t change his name I will fight you#I like all headcannons about that but not the angsty ones#look my family is bad enough I just want the fictional family I like to be happy always#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote gen#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#Bruce Wayne#Batfam#Batfam ily#Batfamily#Batman
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mission critical hand holding
+ maybe less mission critical hand holding
#been fighting a mini art block sorry guys 💔#still thinking about them always#also trying to lock in and working on some bigger pieces coming up soon ... keep ur eye out#redd scribbles#superbat#dc#batman#superman#redbeeart
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Had this idea, idk if someone else thought about it. Nightwing finds out who Red Hood is, but instead of going against him, clings to him with dear life because, that's his baby right there!?!?!? The baby he thought he lost!?!?!?
And Jason is not having it. He'll be trying to scheme something and Dick will be like; Jason, bedtime!
He's convinced Dick is damn crazy because, HELLO I JUST KILLED A MAN?
And dick is like: haha. Oh, you little rascal. Don't do it again, alright, you little troublemaker?
Jason surrenders. He prefers to go to Arkham asylum, rather than having to tolerate one single second with Dick clinging to him.
Yeah, I know it's not very canon, but when I thought about it it made me laugh.
#batman jason todd#jason todd red hood#jason todd#jason todd dc#dc jason todd#red hood dc#red hood jason todd#dc red hood#dick grayson dc#nightwing dick grayson#dick grayson nightwing#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#dick and jason#batfam#batbros#batboys#batman#dc#dc comics#au#headcanon
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Pediatrician damian except he treats every kid with the same amount of respect and attentiveness that he would give an adult.
Pediatrician damian who will tell parents with barely concealed distaste to shut up when they talk over their children during an appointment.
Pediatrician damian who is always watching his patients, searching for if the injury they got from "falling" is actually just that or if the injury has to do with the impatient and anxious parents nearby.
Pediatrician Damian who cares so SO much about every kid and who he learns to be comforting and gentle for because he doesn't want to cause them any more anxiety before their flu shots.
Pediatrician damian who is still a hero at heart and who has kicked ass when his hospital was briefly taken hostage by rogues. Who immediately jumped into a fight because the crying of tiny terrified children echoed in his ears and he was filled with enough righteous anger his 10 year old self would stagger.
Pediatrician damian who does everything in his power to make sure every kid who needs it gets Healthcare.
Pediatrician damian who refers to his patients as his kids.
Pediatrician damian who I'm SOBBING OVER
@puppiesandnightlock I have a lot of feelings bestie 😭
#none of you understand him like I do#He has so much love in his heart#Just give him a chance dammit#dc#dc comics#dc universe#batfam#batfamily#damian wayne#damian wayne al ghul#damian al ghul#autistic damian wayne#Doctor Damian Wayne#Pediatrician Damian Wayne
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*Tim just came out to the family*
Bruce: I am very comfortable seeing men with other men. Yeah, that didn’t come out right.
Bruce: Alfred and I have been very, very supportive of the LGBTQ community.
Dick: Bruce.
Bruce: Did I leave out a letter?
#batman#dc#robin#batfamily#batfam#incorrect dc quotes#dick grayson#nightwing#incorrect batfamily quotes#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#tim drake#red robin#source: schitt's creek
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I literally never considered the whole Batman being called 'B' and then reporting back to 'A' but now that you've mentioned it, I'm obsessed with the idea. I mean, imagine meeting Batman, seeing him in the field, how hard he fights, only for him to report back to 'A'. Especially if you hear how people who've met A talk about him, like:
Batman: I'll give you each 10k if you don't tell A that I busted my shoulder
Nightwing: Sorry B, you're on your own
Red Hood: Hell no cheapskate, I wouldn't do it for 100k
Superman: I don't want to get on A's bad side :(
there's things that the JL have "heard" about A that only make him even scarier (some of these I compiled from the other post):
uses lethal force even when B won't
never leaves Gotham, like some kind of mafia don
has the ability to punish B and/or remove him from active field service
A's urgent requests take priority, even above the JL. B zetas down to Gotham without asking a single follow up question, he just goes
"You think B is bad about [thing], A is even worse." -- a sentence said jokingly by many a Batkid, over the years
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Tags: [mlw][mdni][arranged marriage][friends to lovers][loss of virginity][unprotected p in v][just the tip][oral f! receiving][fingering][aged up][nipple play][UNDERSTAND by keshi for the fluff (trust)][petnames][ra's you little matchmaker you]
"I'm sorry, what?" Bruce's brows raise, nearly meeting his hairline as he stares at Jason, who only nods his head enthusiastically.
"Damian had a bride. Like.... They were married, had a ceremony and everything. It was actually really beautiful, I cried." Jason hums softly before extending his legs out in front of him, booted feet crossing at the ankles.
"And you want us to get this girl, why?" Tim questions, a brow raising.
"Damian's lonely." Dick states. "So... It would do him some good to be around someone he knows. Like... Properly knows."
"For his birthday." Barbara chimes in. "He's turning 19 and he's a virgin. And he's definitely not gay."
"The turtlenecks could've fooled me." Jason snickers softly, before glancing at Bruce's turtleneck, and raising a brow, almost suspiciously.
"We'll get the girl." Bruce hums.
—♱—
"Is this... a house?" Your voice is quiet, almost meek and timid as you look around at the architecture of Wayne Manor, before your eyes move towards the light switches. And you gasp.
"Lights?" You breathe out. "You have magic within your walls?"
They don't know how to react. They don't know if you're joking or if you're serially disadvantaged.
Until you let out a snort of laughter.
"Nah, I'm just messing with you." You snicker, your hands tucked into the pockets of the oversized hoodie you're wearing and you look around.
"You have a lovely home, Mr Wayne. It's lovely to see that there aren't a lot of staff." You smile. A polite, and genuine expression and Bruce damn near melts because shit, maybe Ra's picked good for Damian.
"That's the opposite of what Damian said." Bruce hums and you feel your heart nearly stop in your chest as you repeat the name.
"Damian?"
"Beloved?"
Damian's voice is a quiet murmur, the thick, wooden spined book tumbling from his limp hand as he stares at you, emerald pools wide and pink lips parted to let out the shakiest of breaths.
It feels like time stands still.
You hadn't seen him in so long. The last you can remember is waking up to the sound of screams and clashing blades, blood seeping into the Egyptian rugs that covered the floorboards and you'd found assassins slain.
Body after body after body.
He looks older. Boyish features remain but tinged with the sharpness of maturity, broad shoulders and muscles in place of lean, slender limbs. But that couldn't be anyone else.
The scent of oud and cinnamon musk clings to the air as he takes tentative steps towards you, shaky hands cupping your cheeks and making you look up at him.
You have the same mischievous eyes, your iris flecked with that metallic hue that always seemed to suit your eyes, your face still fits so perfectly in his hands. You're taller than you were, you weigh a bit more, your hips are fuller. Grabbable. There's a sensual dip in your waist that he'll be sure to explore later.
And Damian's forehead rests against yours, feeling the contact of your skin and he lets out a shuddering breath.
"I missed you." You whisper quietly, your voice filling the silent air of the foyer and Damian nods his head.
"As have I." He murmurs quietly. "More than you could imagine."
—♱—
You sit anxiously on the edge of Damian's bed and you watch as he steps out of the ensuite bathroom, steam rising from his tanned skin and rivulets of hot water dripping between the cords of his muscles. His hair is damp, a towel low on his waist before he moves towards you, standing between your thighs and he looks down at you, a hand lifting to cup your cheek.
Watching the way you stare up at him through your lashes, tilting your head ever so slightly, capturing his thumb between your full lips. And you watch the way that slow blush creeps up his features.
"Still so easy to fluster." You tease him softly and you watch as his eyes narrow.
"Still such a raging asshole." He retorts, before leaning forward, pressing the softest kiss against your forehead.
You lean back against the headboard, Damian's head resting on your lower belly, fingers idly tracing patterns on your hips, exposed by where the T-shirt had ridden up.
"Your head is still fat." You murmur, your voice a soft sound against the sound of Gotham's pouring rain, streets and sidewalks soaked with rain and slippery to the touch.
Bruce had given Damian the night off, and it would be a lie to say Damian doesn't intend to make the most of the night.
Whether it be losing his virginity or falling asleep in your arms like when times were... Ridiculously simpler. When his focus was taking lives and not protecting them.
"I can see the hair on your forearms." Damian mocks, and he watches as you tuck your hands behind your back, a snort of boyish laughter tumbling from his lips. He reaches behind your back, pulling your arms forward before pressing the sweetest kisses to your palms.
"I'm just kidding." He reassures quietly. "I like that you're a Sasqua—" Damian's words are cut off when you push his head back into your stomach, and you can tell by the tension in his shoulders that he's going to argue.
So you card your fingers through those raven strands, scratching his scalp lightly and you watch the way the muscles in his back relaxes, and a minty sigh leaves his lips.
"You're lucky I love you." Damian mumbles, his voice muffled by the slight pudge of your belly and your fingers halt just a bit in his hair.
"Still ?" You question, almost incredulously and Damian lifts his head, staring up at you from beneath furrowed brows.
"The years apart doesn't diminish the fact that you're my wife." Damian murmurs. "My grandfather may have been a dick but he made a good choice to make my best friend my bride."
Your heart swells and thuds. Your eyes feel the tiniest bit misty and almost immediately, your free hand reaches for the bedside lamp, switching off the light and shrouding the bedroom in shadows and silvery moonlight.
"Are you crying?" Damian asks, a tinge of humour in his voice as he sits up, your thighs tossed over his and his hands move to your cheeks.
"...no."
You sniffle, tears dropping down your flushed cheeks in fat droplets, rolling until Damian's thumbs brush them away. His hands are warm against your cheeks, palms just a bit rougher than they were and you feel the way his lips press sweet kisses to your eyelids.
"You complete me." Damian whispers. "Emotionally, not physically." He adds, almost like it needs clarification and you let out a teary snicker.
"Wow, thank you so much for clarifying that." You answer sarcastically, before your hands move to cradle his face, just like you used after a particularly hard day of training and you watch the way the moonlight illuminates his features, and you watch his eyes soften at the action.
Eyes closing to commit the sensation to memory once again and he lets out an almost unsteady breath.
Leaning forward to rest his cheek against your chest, before feeling the familiar feel of a ring that you've chosen to keep on a chain instead.
"It's felt rather... Peculiar without it." Damian murmurs under his breath, reaching for one of the drawers of his bedside table, and tugging it open, and he rifles through the bits and bobs until he finds the tiny satin satchel he was looking for.
And he opens it up, turning the light on but on a dimmer setting, before he pulls the ring out of the baggie.
A tungsten carbide wedding band, two thin gold strips on it, divided by flakes of gold and emerald, encapsulated.
Reaching for the clasp behind your neck, you slide the necklace off and remove the ring. Your wedding ring.
An ornate gold band, the centre stone being an upside down, pear-shaped emerald, accented by two diamonds on either side.
The rings had been too big for either of your fingers, so you'd simply held onto them. But now, you're both old enough.
Old enough to know that the arrangement could be nullified, and old enough to know that neither wanted that.
Damian slides your ring onto your left hand, the act so intimate as he stares up at our face, scanning for any hints of hesitance but he only sees adoration. A hopeful expression of love.
And you mimic his actions.
And there isn't a lick of doubt in his expression, not even a flicker of hesitance, just pure... Relief. Contentment. Adoration.
Damian interlocks your hands with his, enjoying the warmth of the metal against his fingers and he presses his lips against yours in a sweet, adoring kiss that lingers for far longer than one of the friendly pecks you'd give back then.
He savours the feeling of you near, his bare chest pressed against yours, only kept apart by the soft, cotton fabric between you two and he pulls back.
Watching the way you stare up at him through your lashes, kiss-reddened lips parted to let out sweet symphonies of quiet breaths.
And you see his pupils dilate even more in the dim light, as his hands disentangle from yours, moving to rest on the swell of your hips.
You pretend that you don't notice his shaking hands as he reaches for the edge of the T-shirt you've snatched from his closet after your shower, and you pretend that you don't notice the way those same shaky hands cup your breasts, thumbs brushing over your nipples until they pebble while his knee slots between your thighs, kisses slowly pressed against the soft skin of your neck.
Your hands move to rest on his biceps, manicured nails tracing over the faintest of scars in his perfect flesh and you feel him gently guide you to rest back against the thick, Egyptian covers, his hands anxiously roaming along your sides.
"Does this feel good?" Damian questions softly, his lips sucking a mark into the sensitive skin right over your pulse and you swallow, nodding your head.
You wet your lips when he lifts his head, looking down at you and his muscular thigh presses against your core, feeling the way your pussy throbs against the stretchy fabric of his boxers that you'd stolen.
Damian's sweet when he's guiding your legs to rest over his broad, muscular shoulders.
Pressing sweet kisses along the flesh of your inner thighs, hands gently kneading the fat of your hips with so much reverence that it makes your toes curl.
Especially when his hands move to aid him, thumbs pressing against the puffy, plump flesh of your pussy and parting the lips, watching the way your slick and slippery folds twitch and Damian takes a deep breath.
"How much teeth do you suppose I use?" Damian questions softly, and the amount of stress that runs through your body is insane.
"None at a—or..... Oh..."
Your lips form the cutest little 'o' shape when Damian drags his tongue through your folds, juniper gaze locked on your expression that he finds as a mixture of surprised and aroused.
Your hands move to his hair, fingers carding through them affectionately. And Damian takes that as a sign that he should keep doing that. Long strokes of his tongue have your fingers clutching at his hair, brows knitting into a twitchy frown, your hips nearly bucking.
And you need to stifle a loud and pitchy gasp when he circles what he assumes to be your clit.
"Is that it?" Damian asks softly, before you nod your head, swallowing down every sound that possibly threatens to spill in the quietness of the manor.
And Damian lifts his head, locating the exact spot he just licked and committing it to memory.
"But.... Not all girls' are like... On the exact same spot.." You breathe out quietly, still trying to teach him while he's slowly flicking his tongue along your needy clit.
"I only need to know where yours is." Damian hums, the low vibration causing the pleasure in your belly to build like an accumulating wildfire. And your lashes flutter, a whine slipping past your lips as Damian sucks at your clit, teasing the little button before he lifts his head.
His chin is wet with your slick, and he spits at your hole, watching the way your pussy pulses the tiniest bit before he goes back to lapping at your clit. And one of his muscular fingers slowly push past the ring of muscle, and his brows furrow at the way you twitch around his fingers.
And your toes curl just as his finger crooks.
"Shit, shit, shit..." You whimper, your chest heaving as you feel your orgasm building and Damian adds a second finger, slowly fucking you with his digits, eyes watching the way your body shivers and shudders.
And you grab a pillow, muffling your moan as you cum around his fingers, and Damian swallows, licking up any of the mess and keeping your hips anchored with one of his forearms, resting across your pelvis.
Damian slurps, the sound is lewd and it makes your hips buck harder.
He's gentle. Licking at your clit, teasing the bud until it peeks out from beneath the hood, oversensitive and slippery against his tongue, before he lifts his head.
His chin is shiny in the moonlight that pours in and the low light of the lamp beside the bed. He peels off the towel around his waist, tossing it to the carpet into a fuzzy puddle before he watches your bleary gaze lower.
He's... Thick. Perfect in literally every way. A flushed tip, leaking beads of precum down his long shaft, a pretty and prominent vein on the underside and Damian gives himself a few shy strokes.
Not to excite himself, obviously. Just so the sound fills the silence, and he lets out a shaky breath, before he brushes his tip along your sloppy folds.
The feeling is... Surreal.
Your toes feel like when you put your lips against a TV, a muffled gasp slipping from your lips everytime his slit catches against your clit and Damian shifts, resting your legs against his thighs.
"Are you ready?" Damian asks quietly, his free hand fiddling, thumbing your clit sweetly and you nod your head.
"I'm ready." Your voice is a soft murmur. "Are you?"
And he nods his head, before notching himself at your entrance.
"Tell me if hurts." Damian instructs, before he slowly pushes into you. It's... Uncomfortable. The slightest pinch of pain, but not unbearable and your hands fist at the sheets, before Damian stops abruptly.
Taking your hands and placing the on his tightly toned lower belly, the faintest and thinnest sliver of dark hair between your palms.
"This is so you can.... Control the depth." Damian mutters.
Control.
Damian's never given that to anyone. Especially not over his own body.
And slowly, Damian pushes until his whole tip is nestled snugly inside you.
"H—...How is it?" You mutter shyly, your gaze locked on where the two of you meet, and he swallows.
"Tight... Warm... It's so wet..." Damian shudders, a cool sweat prickling across his skin. "You're so perfect."
"Would you rate it 5 stars?" You question teasingly and he lets out a laugh. A cute snort of laughter and he leans forward, his hands moving to rest on the mahogany headboard, fingers absentmindedly tracing the decadent carvings in the wood.
"4.5." Damian answers. "Because you asked me to rate it."
You watch his stomach muscles flex, his abs rippling beneath his tawny skin before the watch on his wrist beeps. And he lets out a quiet groan, looking down at you with those sweet, adoring eyes.
"I'm sorry— I—" "You don't need to explain." You reassure quietly, kissing Damian sweetly when he leans close enough and he pulls out of you.
"I'll be back before you know it, beloved."
—♱—
"Why do you smell like pussy?" Jason questions over the intercom, his voice staticky over the connection.
"How dare you?" Damian scowls, bringing his hood over his head, obscuring his face in the shadow of the fabric.
"I smell like my wife's pussy. Get it right."
#sobbingscripter#smut#dc comics x you#dc comics smut#dc smut#dc comics#dc#damian wayne#damian wayne smut#damian wayne x you#damian wayne x reader smut#damian wayne x reader
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Bruce after picking up Bat!reader from prison
Bruce: You are grounded for...
Bruce: *Looks at Alfred*
Alfred: *Nods*
Bruce: ‘till college.
Bat!reader: FOR TILL COLLEGE?!?
Bruce: FOR TILL COLLEGE.
Continuation of this
#batman#dc comics#dc#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily x reader#batfam x batbro#batfam x batsis#dc x reader#incorrect batfamily#incorrect dc quotes#dc imagine#dc fluff#bruce wayne x son!reader#bruce wayne x child!reader#bruce wayne x daughter!reader#batfam shenanigans#incorrect dc comics#dc comics x reader#dick grayson x reader#jason todd x reader#tim drake x reader#Stephanie brown x reader#Damian wayne x reader#damian al ghul x reader#cassandra cain x reader#duke thomas x reader#batfam x reader#dc incorrect quotes
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