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[spicy-apple-pie]

I wonder why Barbara doesn't mind not going out in the field anymore lol

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[maxyartwork]

a boy who’s jacked and kind 💪

[mordenandmerry]

Ok but like Superman having good rep for punk people that, while brief, shows the ideals of punk culture being rooted in standing up for people being persecuted and fighting against the authorities that attack them was not something I was expecting but I’m genuinely so happy about it. Punk people and ideals have been treated like a joke by a lot of mainstream media, but to have a highly successful movie accurately capture it means so much to me. Especially coming from Lois Lane.

[fear-is-truth]

mdni 18+ | clark kent fucking you in a headlock.

“i bet you could keep me in a chokehold and fuck me stupid at the same time.” you’d announced to your boyfriend, using your best fuck-me eyes, nudging your knuckles under his chin with that bratty smile he hadn’t built up any resistance to. the full arsenal which you knew would short-circuit his conscience.

he’d lasted maybe two hours after that. and now—

cheek’s mashed into the mattress, one of your arms is pinned awkwardly under your chest, the other caught between his body and yours, useless. he’s sunk in balls-deep and barely pulls out more than a few inches to build momentum before slamming back, his pelvis crashing against your asscheeks like he’s trying to fuck you through the bedframe. every ounce of his body wants to let go, to let you feel the full brunt of what he’s truly capable of. but he doesn’t. he won’t.

he’s got you in a tight headlock, arm flexed around your throat, just shy of a blackout. tactically tight, so not as to crush your windpipe, all the while giving you exactly what you desired: the pressure, the floaty, hotheaded rush from getting fucked like a dog and being half-strangled simultaneously. your mouth stretches around the thick curve of his bicep, teeth sinking into the firm meat. it’s right there—so yummy and tempting, and biting down is the only thing keeping you from unraveling completely. you drag your tongue along the veins, moaning into his skin. clark barely reacts to all of this: he simply groans through clenched teeth, hips still slamming into you mercilessly, the wet plap-plap-plap of skin loud and obscene.

“s-sorry,” he pants, voice cracking. heat sears between your connected bodies, sticky with sweat. “you’re okay? you—you can tap out, you know that, right?” a weak, muffled noise from you. doesn’t matter though, as your pussy’s doing all the talking, squeezing the life out of his cock like it’s trying to milk him dry.

“should’ve stopped,” he mumbles to himself, almost remorseful but apparently not enough to stop. “should’ve—shouldn’t be doing this to you.” but he is. still is. and you’re taking it all the same, pussy sucking him in greedily like a vacumn. your vision goes blurry right before you cum—air thinning out of your lungs, brain neurons misfiring. clark feels you clench again and groans into the crook of your neck, hips pistoning viciously through your orgasm like a man possessed. not even for himself—just to wring every bit of pleasure out of your body.

[imheretoreadafic]

Superman: "Don't worry ma'am, we had Batman watch your baby while we found you."

Woman: "B-batman? Like... scary, grumpy Batman?"

Superman: "Oh, don't worry! He's great with kids!"

Woman: "I'm not so sure-"

Batman, appearing out of the shadows with a baby wrapped up in his arms, and a diaper bag: "Are you the mother?"

Woman: "Oh! Yes-"

Batman, eyes narrowing: "Prove it."

Woman: "Excuse me??"

Superman, sighing tiredly: "Batman..."

Batman: "Prove. It. Which foot has a birth mark?"

Woman: "Her left??"

Batman, eyes still narrowed, slowly holds the baby out and only relaxes and gives the baby back when she makes grabby hands for her mother.

Woman, hugging the baby to her chest: "Oh there's my little girl!"

Batman, handing over the bag and a notebook: "The notebook has every time she fed and how much she ate. Every time she slept and for how long, along with any disturbances. Every time I changed her, and if there was anything concerning - which, there wasn't. She's very healthy. You should be proud."

Woman: "... thank you?"

The woman and the baby leave. Batman visibly deflates.

Superman: "You already miss the baby, huh?"

Batman: "She was so small..."

Superman, fondly: "Do you want to help with the calves on the farm?"

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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[adhd-winterfalcon]

feels necessary rn

[discords-morgan]

Sighs wistfully. They're perfect for each other </3

[veliya01]

Slipping through my fingers

[sailor-moon-moon]

(Superman Spoilers)

Lois Lane ragebaits Superman during an interview, pours half a container of sugar into about 4 ounces of coffee and dictates an article taking down lex luthor while driving a hovercraft. They nailed her. We are so back.

[tomfoolerytotality]

Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

[innorality]

"f-ffuck... clark!" you moaned out as he slammed your twitching back down with his forearm, his mouth devoring you inside-out ferociously.

clark needed this more than you did. he gave the world his all to save it one more time, and right now, all he wanted was to suck on his girlfriend's clit and watch her squirm.

oh, how he loved the endless strings of "clark! shit–yes, p-please—yes!!" that you mindlessly let out, eyes rolling back and grip tightening in his hair. you tried to tug, to pull him away, to beg for mercy, but he didn't even feel it.

right when his tongue started pressing against your entrance, an unfamiliar scratching noise caught your attention.

"d-did you hea- oh my god!" the reasonable part of your brain completely shut off when his tongue penetrated you, the tip of it toying with the texture of your sticky walls.

he swallowed obnoxiously loud before sighing and pulling up slightly. "ignore it." was all he said in that husky, desperate voice of his, before he dived back into business. his tongue landed back on your clit this time, flicking it while two of his digits slipped inside seamlessly.

clark kent was focused on one thing, one current goal—making you cum. atleast thrice, for good measure.

but that thought, that fantasy, was cut short when a sudden boom echoed throughout the room, the bedroom door shattering. both of you jumped up, looking out for any danger until... another scratching sound... and a bark.

"krypto!" you shouted, your chest heaving. (because of your nearing orgasm or because of the shock ? no one knows...) meanwhile, clark hadn't pulled out but went still inside you before he burst out laughing, making you whip your head and glare.

"I think the-... I think the moaning alerted him.." he was weak with how much he was giggling and you sighed, flopping back down. "alright. sex is over."

"what!?" that was enough to get him serious again. "no, baby ill– I'll it make up to you. let me show you, let me make you feel good." he started thrusting his fingers again, increasing his pace as he shooed krypto away. "b-but the... the door, clark..!" you could barely speak since his fingers were knocking the wind out of you with each push.

"sweetie, who needs a door to feel good?"

bonus : "doors are overrated anyway." you breathed out, panting as he cleaned you up (the creampie was insane). he chuckled, "damn right they are."

[yellenabelova]

DAVID CORENSWET as SUPERMAN/CLARK KENT

Superman (2025) dir. James Gun

[brucedefender4eva]

When there’s a post about Bruce being a good Dad someone will be in the comments lurking like

Oh what if it Bruce actually didn’t do this and it was Jason or Dick or literally anyone else doing this instead

Like, nooooo

Stop hijacking posts to parentify the other siblings. There a literally millions of posts like that, this one of for Bruce

Lookie, Batman made Robin a sandwich

Well actually is was Jason/Dick dressed up as Batman because Bruce said no-

Noooooo

Oh look, Bruce is bonding with Damian because that’s his kid!

Well actually it’s Dick because Bruce-

Noooooo

Look it’s Bruce and Tim and the writer decided not to use one of the many uwu Tim tropes and make him normal!

Well actually Jason basically adopted Tim-

Noooooo

I’m just so tired of it

[batfamgalore]

*Tim Drake’s parents after they all just witnessed the Graysons falling to their deaths*

Jack Drake: I think that the important thing is that Tim is fine.

Janet Drake: Fine? He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.

Jack Drake: Hah. Like they have souls.