#the batfamily

[tarta-de-limon]

Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

Batdad and Batson

@frownyalfred

[ffaelix]

another headcannon where bruce wayne keeps a collection of secret "dad journals." they start off as grim, meticulous logs about patrols, mission details, and crime patterns in gotham. over time, they shift into something way more personal — pure dad energy.

instead of just documenting cases, bruce starts writing down random thoughts about his kids:

"dick executed a flawless takedown tonight. the boy never stops smiling. proud."

"jason’s instincts continue to sharpen. he found three exits before i spotted one. i hope he knows how valuable that is."

"tim solved a case faster than the computer. he needs to remember sleep is not optional."

"damian did not decapitate anyone this week. progress."

eventually, jason finds the journals — because of course jason finds everything — and the batfam collectively loses it.

one journal has a full-page entry about cass: "her grace in combat is unmatched. she reminds me of martha, strong and silent but full of heart."

there’s even an entry in alfred’s handwriting, after bruce insisted he contribute:

"master bruce is absurdly sentimental but would rather face ten jokers than admit it."

dick demands group readings during family nights, complete with dramatic voices. jason tries to keep a straight face and fails every time. damian storms off muttering about "weak emotions."

bruce just grumbles under his breath and keeps writing — like they won’t find the next one too.

[batataran]

I know there's fics for this, but I can't just stop thinking about them.

Tim's 16th birthday, Damian trying to kill him, people close to him or people who were trying to bridge the gap (his bio father) dying, robin getting taken away from him by his idol and brother, titan tower thing, the I forgot how many but there's a lot of robots coming to him because he directed all of that shit to himself so that there won't be other people harmed, losing his spleen and his other friends that time he worked with the loa, and many more. There's a lot more, especially with the clench thing too, but I just wonder how he's still going.

I want him going batshit about it (pun intended). Literally crash out and go bazookas on everyone whether it has consequences or not, I would just love to see it. I love reading about it, something about him crashing out calms down the itch in my brain.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!! I bring my followers a longish comic with some Damian feels, I hope you like it :)

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[strange-birb]

Some Wayne gala fits for the boys! I saw something similar by @fallen-jpg and wanted to do some of my own lol

Ps… I’m not good with backgrounds lol and I made Damian much older cause I didn’t want to draw a kid …

Part 2 !!!

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[ccccchepushilo]

I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

best depiction of the batfam will always be "You grew up to be the person who would have saved you" but it applies to them each respectively and that's why none of them can see eye to eye and also get up their own asses about things and go to such great lengths to defend their personal brand of justice. Because they can never stop trying to save themselves from their own history.

[tarta-de-limon]

Just a karaoke night between brothers.

I think you can see what my fyp has been showing me because I saw this on Instagram and I HAD TO.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny has discovered that any dangerous area is much safer if you're invisible. Even Gotham.

Walking down the street at night? Invisible. Weaving through alleyways? Invisible. Gas stations? Invisible until he needs to pay.

The only downside to this was the bats.

They kept freaking landing on him.

He doesn't think it's intentional, seeing as they're always startled and fumble their landings when it happens. Still, if that is the case then how does this keep happening???

Whatever the reason, Danny had had enough. When Spoiler lands on him, he angrily yells out, "Civilian harmed! Five point penalty!"

"What?! No!" She yelled , clutching her head with her hands.

Apparently, the bats were having a competition, and the penalty took her out of the lead.

[cardinalcheerio]

Tim: Hey dick?

Dick: yeah?

Tim: Sooo... if someone were to hypothetically steal a sculpture called "The Hand". Would they call the heist, "The Hand Job"?

Dick *grinning and searching sculptures*: be a worse crime not to name it that

[ffaelix]

imagine every friday night, wayne manor hosts a family game night. it all started as alfred’s suggestion to encourage "family bonding," though bruce initially dismissed it as unnecessary. however, after dick and jason turned it into a tradition with high stakes ( loser does patrol cleanup for a week ), bruce begrudgingly allowed it.

here’s how the chaos usually unfolds:

tim: tries to game the system by memorizing strategy guides and calculating probabilities for board games like monopoly and settlers of catan. it works until damian accuses him of cheating and overturns the board in "righteous indignation".

damian: insists on playing chess but only if everyone follows his “league-approved rules,” which no one understands except maybe cass.

jason: brings out card games like uno and "accidentally" forgets to shuffle properly, always getting a winning hand. when caught, he just claims he's lucky.

dick: is the peacemaker... until someone pulls out charades. his competitive nature explodes as he performs increasingly ridiculous stunts to win.

cass: consistently dominates in any game that involves reading body language or bluffing. no one can ever figure out her poker face.

bruce: sits stiffly at first, but secretly enjoys the chaos. he always wins clue because he's batman, which annoys jason endlessly.

alfred: keeps score and quietly referees. if anyone gets too rowdy, he calmly declares the game over and offers "special punishment duties" for sore losers— which is usually just dusting the batcave.

[khajittink]

Bruce coming up to Dick and Tim (Jason isn't at the manor), they just point at Damian. Damian was learning from Alfred and Jason to impress Jon 😉

(Anyone currently running a batfam socmed AU feel free to steal this 💜)

[spicy-apple-pie]

keep up Jay

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