#the batfamily

[spicy-apple-pie]

Sorry Dami, it's too late it was sent to the family group chat...

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 50.5! To celebrate reaching 50 freaking posts (that's actually insane, might I add), figured I'd do a new Q&A! Send in your most insane questions now (can be either on anon or in the replies I don't mind)!

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[dixongravesart]

I love the thought of the batfam receiving more permanent injuries from their patrol if that makes sense. Like of course, they're all trained, but still accidents happen. I understand why it's not really a thing cause it would be different to explain more severe injuries.

But like, give me a bruce wayne who's missing his pinky and ring finger on one hand from a miscalculation or some shit like that.

Give me a dick grayson who can't feel his right thigh cause a villain attacked him and severed his nerves (i dunno how nerve injuries work i think that's how it works)

Give me a duke thomas who suffers from memory loss from getting bashed on the head.

Give me a batfam who the majority deals with chronic migraines from frequent head injurys or has some form of hearing loss from being too close to explosions, or blindness from getting shrapnel or glass in their eyes (i know this is also unrealistic in some renditions cause of their masks but still)

Its kind of diffrent with jason and tim cause they kind of do already have permant injurys (tims missing spleen and jason whole resurrection (which changes depending on the version))

And obviously wayne industries starts focus mobility/disability aids like hearing aids, prosthetics, wheelchairs etc.

I just think that with their lifestyle, it would be kind of unrealistic for them to have just scars from their patrols and no other long-term injuries or affects from this.

[nightwingsjockstrap]

i love the way they drew his nose here?

by swxb_spp on twitter

[plutos-arts]

Thinking abt dick and Jason again

[ccccchepushilo]

I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate

[ffaelix]

Tim is typing furiously at his laptop when Damian walks in, holding a katana.

Damian: Drake, do you know what time it is?

Tim: not looking up Uh, noon?

Damian: Wrong. It’s time for you to perish.

Tim: still typing Can it wait until I finish this report for Bruce?

Damian: pauses …Very well. But know that your doom is imminent.

Five minutes later, Damian returns with snacks and silently places them next to Tim.

Tim: smirks Thanks for the snacks, future executioner.

Damian: huffs I refuse to let you die of starvation before I defeat you.

[tarta-de-limon]

Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[spicy-apple-pie]

Dick's puppy dog eyes are extremely powerful

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[imheretoreadafic]

When Bruce was new to the whole having children thing, he was always stepping in and trying to break up fights. His resolve was quickly broken, and he just decided to put rules on fighting out problems. No breaking anything, no weapons, no hitting face, neck, or groin, and no knockouts.

Batman leaned against the wall and casually watched as Robin and Red Robin beat the shit out of each other. The JL glanced at each other.

"You... You gonna do something about that, Bats?" Barry asks cautiously.

"It's been a long time coming." Bruce grunts. "Let them handle it." A hit to the jaw lands on Damian, and he shouts at them: "AY, KEEP IT AWAY FROM THE FACE!"

"FUCK OFF!" Tim screams but he doesn't punch Damian in the face again.

Diana nods. "I approve of this parenting technique. Sometimes problems need to be solved with some bruises and blood." Bruce nods as well.

"I've found breaking up their fights just means they still get bruised but no issue is solved." Batman explains and Diana hums thoughtfully.

"Would it not also be adequate to have them duel?"

"No, they do actual damage if i let them have a weapon.

"Ah, I suppose that makes sense."

Everyone is horrified.

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

best depiction of the batfam will always be "You grew up to be the person who would have saved you" but it applies to them each respectively and that's why none of them can see eye to eye and also get up their own asses about things and go to such great lengths to defend their personal brand of justice. Because they can never stop trying to save themselves from their own history.

[poisonousliliy]

Damian's super power tbh

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny has discovered that any dangerous area is much safer if you're invisible. Even Gotham.

Walking down the street at night? Invisible. Weaving through alleyways? Invisible. Gas stations? Invisible until he needs to pay.

The only downside to this was the bats.

They kept freaking landing on him.

He doesn't think it's intentional, seeing as they're always startled and fumble their landings when it happens. Still, if that is the case then how does this keep happening???

Whatever the reason, Danny had had enough. When Spoiler lands on him, he angrily yells out, "Civilian harmed! Five point penalty!"

"What?! No!" She yelled , clutching her head with her hands.

Apparently, the bats were having a competition, and the penalty took her out of the lead.

[batataran]

Tim: *opens fridge to get an energy drink*

Jason: Hey Timmers

Tim: H'y J'sin

Jason: What's the date and time right now?

Tim: Mmm...last I checked it was Jan 5, half past ten pm

Damian: TT *readies net*

Jason: Baby bird, today's January 9

Tim: *tenses, ready to run*

Dick: Get Him!!