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Tim *stressing*: ima kill myself.

Bruce *alarmed dad noises*: No... there is so much to live for!

Tim *nonchalant*: like what, B? Taxes?

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Every time Gotham Knights goes on sale I’m tempted to play, but they I remember that they gave my boys (Tim and Jason) buzz cuts and I don’t think I can stomach it.

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Hello, yes, the Gotham Knights cutscene where Jason was trying out his new “rubber bullets” on dummies and Tim stepped right into the line of fire and dared Jason to shoot if he really thought the bullets were soft enough to be non-lethal and Jason recoiled in horror?

I still think about that at least once a day. 🥺✨

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god why tf did they give jason such an awful haircut in gotham knights??

that ain’t my boy.. WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM

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your honor he means no harm (he has committed countless war crimes)

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incorrect sturniolo quotes #6

Chris: what's wrong?

Nick: everything

Nick: except for the way I dress, obviously

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incorrect sturniolo quotes #5

Matt: you have no idea what i am capable of

Nick: no offense, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake

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incorrect sturniolo quotes #4

Nick: are you sure you're alright?

Matt, crying: yeah, i-it's just these onions

Nick:

Matt:

Chris: those are potatoes

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incorrect sturniolo quotes #3

Chris: i wish we could block people in real life

Matt: restraining order 

Nick: Murder

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incorrect sturniolo quotes #2

Chris: We both look very handsome tonight

Matt: You know, if you'd just said "You look handsome tonight", I would've said, "So do you."

Chris: I couldn't take that chance

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incorrect sturniolo quotes #1

Matt: Your pretty dumb.

Nick: Thanks.

Chris, visibly confused: He insulted you, why are you thanking him?

Nick: All I heard was your pretty.

Chris:

Matt:

Nick: I'm trying to focus on the positives in life.

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enhypen incorrect quotes #5

Jungwon: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE.

Jungwon: *aggressively throwing water bottles*

Heeseung: uhh, what is he doing?

Sunoo, casually: he's trying to yell good mental health into us.

Jay, on the verge of tears: it's working.

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enhypen incorrect quotes #3

Jay, starting to loose his shit: JAKE WHY AREN'T THE DISHES PLACED IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?

Jake, genuinely terrified: whAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEaN?

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enhypen incorrect quotes #2

Niki: I can't go stress is bad for the baby.

Sunoo: wHAT BABY!?

Niki: me.

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sometimes i think about how in 2012, when andrew garfield was asked which avenger peter would like most he said ‘idk but he’d hate tony stark, too arrogant, ethics are dubious, and peter’s a man of the people, peter’s the working class hero’

and how andrew got dropped from the franchise bc he refused to shut up and ‘bow down to homophobia’, and said multiple times that peter should be bi

and how in response to those things, marvel changed the contracts so all future incarnations of peter parker had to be caucasian and heterosexual. and then they made mcu spidey very much reliant on tony stark

which is a long winded way of saying that andrew garfield was the realest peter we ever had, and how angry it makes me the way that marvel absolutely shat on him and went out of their way to go against what he tried to fight for… and that there is a huge smugness in me that despite all of that, marvel couldn’t quash people’s love for andrew and they needed him and tobey for NWH, and that in the run up to mcu spidey 3, what i see trending every day on twitter is WHERE IS ANDREW GARFIELD and yk what it’s what he fucking deserves

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When Andrew Garfield is gonna win the Oscar you're gonna see. Idk what but you're gonna see it

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OSCAR NOMINEE ANDREW GARFIELD WHAT A GOOD THING TO WAKE UP TO 🙌