#red hood dc

[arandomao3user]

R.I.P. Jason Todd, you would've loved ibuprofen.

when the crowbar says hello

[arandomao3user]

Batfam incorrect quotes while I wait for my Sims 4 update to download :D

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Jason: Go to hell.

Tim:

Tim: Batman, Red Hood is being homophobic.

Jason: WHAT!? YOU'RE NOT EVEN GAY!

Tim: I'm bi.

Jason: ??? Since WHEN?

Tim: I have a boyfriend.

Jason:

Jason: Batman, Spoiler turned Robin gay—

Stephanie: WHAT!? I TURNED NO ONE GAY!

Cass: ?

Stephanie: Oh my gods, I turned Tim and Cass gay... I'm gonna turn all of Batman's kids into gays.

Bruce: Please, focus on the mission.

Dick, in Blüdhaven but he likes to feel included: I mean, how do we know Batman isn't turning everyone gay?

Bruce: It is not possible to turn anyone gay.

Steph: Nightwing, Red Robin, Red Hood, Batgirl two, Batgirl three, Harvey Dent, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Ghostmaker, Superman, Batwoman—

Bruce: Batwoman was gay before she met me!

Tim: That's the only one you're defending?

Kate: He even turned himself gay.

Damian: As childish as this is, I have to point out that Superboy and I also—

Steph: HE TURNED SUPERBOY AND ROBIN GAY!

Tim: Which Superboy specifically? They're both bi.

Bruce: I DID NOT TURN ANYONE GAY!

Dick: Someday it'll just be the gays... And Bruce.

Jason: Isn't Selina pan?

Steph: The plot thickens.

Tim: Wow, this whole time I should've known I was bi just from being exposed to Bruce.

Dick: It's like radiation!

Duke: Nah, am I next? I don't wanna date dudes, I'm definitely into girls.

Tim: I thought the same thing!

Steph: Till Bruce came along...

Bruce, shouting as Jim walks onto the roof: I did not turn anyone gay!

Jim: Am I... Interrupting something..?

Bruce: . . . No.

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[parker-artio]

I like to think Jason can’t drive for shit.

I can’t drive for shit.

So here’s things I’ve done while driving (only my permit bc I’m scared of the wheel)- as Jason.

Jason squinting while looking out a rainy window: God I can’t see…

Dick: roll down your window.

Jason rolls it down and looks back out the now rolled down window: huh… okay

Dick: ?

Jason: I don’t have my glasses on. That’s why I can’t see.

Dick: wait what?!

Jason still makes the turn:

Dick grabbing the emergency (as my family calls it the: ‘oh shit’ handle): JASON!!

Jason making a turn, going from one parking lot to the other: huh, that was easy.

Bruce clutching his seatbelt like it’s a lifeline: YOURE ON THE WRING SIDE OF THE ROAD!

Jason turning into the other parking lot without his turn signal and parking in the grass: hah- oops

Bruce climbing over the seats as Jason gets out and goes inside to park it in an actual spot: hn

Jason driving down a backroad 10 under the speed limit:

Tim: c’mon we need to get there today.

Jason speeding up just to swerve off the road by accident:

Tim: SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!

Jason in a parking lot at night while it’s raining a bit: okay, so what do you want me to do?

Dick in the passenger seat, already holding the ‘oh shit’ handle: Just reverse and drive around the parking lot twice before you park back in this space

Jason nodding slowly as he goes to hit the brake before he goes into reverse: okay…

Jason pausing, blanking on everything suddenly: wait- the left one is the brake right?

Dick gripping the handle just a bit tighter his knuckles are whiter than paper: Yep….

Tim in the passenger seat playing a game on his phone: Back home, okay?

Jason going 35 in a 50 zone: okay…

Tim, five minutes later and four cars illegally passed, after: you can go a bit faster…

Jason looking like he’s having a heart attack: no.

Tim: okay.

Bruce sitting in the passenger seat taking a picture of Jason like a proud dad: You’re doing great Jay, just come to the stop sign and turn left.

Jason stopping the car so fast the whole thing lurches: left?

Bruce ignore the whiplash he just got: yep

Jason turning without his turn signal: okay

Bruce forever grateful he only takes Jason driving on backroads when no one’s around: oh god… okay.

[pussyeater8000]

Jason Todd is entirely too "It's Been So Long" coded for it to be a coincidence

[arandomao3user]

Literally the kid in question:

Literally this is about two issues, I read it, religiously.

The only thing Jason is guilty of is bad music taste and terrible fashion...

It's so crazy to me how, canonically, Jason went to heaven when he died, but that was later retconned so that he went to hell instead

Like, do you understand how much your writer has to hate you so that you, a 15 year old who was tortured to death after being a hero for 3 years, end up in actual hell?

The average 15 year old wouldn't end up in hell, because, you know, they're 15 fucking years old. This isn't even worth saying. One who gave away his life to save someone and has risked his life to save the world and innocents repeatedly would go to like, turbo heaven.

This whole "Jason was always doomed by the narrative" thing got really tiring really fucking quick, because NO. He only stole to survive, and he helped Bruce take down Ma Gunn's whole operation unprompted, without expecting a reward, and when it would've been easier for him to accept the money

Damian going to hell was also shitty, since he was a kid that was forced into killing and brainwashed by a cult, but you can MAYBE make a case for the lazarus influence in him automatically condemning him. You'd have to be very fucking shitty to do that to a kid, but that's available to you.

Bruce claiming that Jason would end up a criminal like his father isn't just wrong. It's stupid. Egregiously stupid. The few universes we see where Jason isn't adopted by Bruce have him become a priest, or at his very worst, a getaway driver. Mainline Jason, who got adopted by Bruce, cut off the head of 7 men and put them in a duffle bag as a statement

Bruce didn't save him from becoming a criminal, he saved him from homelessness, which is noble and kind and good, yes, but pretending it was anything more is reaching, and pretending like he only did it because he saw darkness in Jason is fucking dumb as hell because I GURANTEE there were kids who had it rougher that Bruce wouldn't make the same claim about.

Revisionist history wants me to believe that a child who lived and died a hero only got taken in because he would've become a villain. Meanwhile, we're shown that Jason only ever becomes a villain after meeting Bruce.

JASON'S WHOLE THING IS THAT HE WAS DOOMED BY THE AUDIENCE, NOT THE NARRARIVE

[crunchy-wildleaf]

I have a love hate relationship with the fact that Jason is just doomed. In every way possible. From the moment he stole the tires off the batmobile. There is no universe in which he ends up well when he's with batman. He dies every single time.

And you can tell, from his writing in the comics, that he was being planned to die. Doomed by himself. Doomed by his mother. Doomed by the Joker. Doomed by Bruce. Doomed by the narrative. And finally, doomed by us.

That's why he was such a fascinating character to me, the reason I ever got into DC in the first place. He did nothing wrong (except Felipe, but that's up to interpretation), and yet he was still killed off. A tragedy, that paved the way for development and plot.

Then, boom, credits roll. And people will move on, but never forget. A glass case is set up in memory of that happy boy that once was. A happy boy who was now a precautionary tale. A boy who tried so hard, yet got so little in return. Who never got the chance to be uplifted the way he was.

It should've ended there. A tragic tale, with a sad ending.

But, it didn't. And he came back from the dead, then what? He finds out nothing's changed. And suddenly that innocent, tragic, tale is tainted. From a hopeful child, to a monster.

He came back, for what? To see Sheila buried beside him? To see Joker was still running around? To know that absolutely nothing has changed? Sure, it was another kid in the uniform. But it was the same clown that hunted him down. The security wasn't beefed up.

If he stayed dead- he'd have never known. And he'd never have hurt this much people. He's just a tragic story, causing more tragic stories.

Maybe he was better off dead.

[tarta-de-limon]

Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

He might be 6’0 and built like a brick but i see the rage of a teenage girl in his eyes

[missingnightwingsmullet]

Good.

[longingforthecosmos]

innocence dies in the dark

[tetra28]

Big brother part 1/4

Damian en un principio no es expresivo, y Jason lo ama de inmediato, va a ser un compañero de crimen perfecto.

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Al día siguiente Jason tiene un petirrojo siguiendolo por todos lados

The next day Jason has a little robin following him around.

[arandomao3user]

AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!!!! PREGNANT JASON!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Lovely work, AI could only dream of recreating this beauty. U_U

And you did lovely! Trust, my Mother has been pregnant ten times. It's accurate.

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If I work on my art and draw you a pregnant Jason (for the funsies) how would you react?

How did I miss this ask—

Words cannot express the joy I'd feel to see that f#-%## (/pos) pregnant.

I would probably explode from the happies.

I would sell you my spleen.

[metis-iphigenia]

tim drake explaining why he should be robin:

[parker-artio]

I’m not a fan of the DC Valentine’s Day special this year, honestly not many people are.

But the one good thing:

Yeah.

That’s brotherly behavior right there.

[ebodebo]

i know that’s right🗣️🗣️

[mimiyarts]

Batfamily - 530*160

Artist : Lan.C