#batman wayne family adventures

[luca-is-a-pengu]

Baby Dami is holding a big boy sword for the first time. He doesn't know that the man on the side is carying most of the weight outside of the frame

[gothamite-rambler]

What if: Catwoman's reaction meeting the first Robin

Oh and Robin can still be awesome and fight, I'm not taking that away from Dick Grayson Robin, but he defiently gives "aww!" before he beats your ass.

Catwoman stared at the young boy clad in brightly colored spandex, swaying with a blend of curiosity and bemusement. The warm smile on his face drew Selina's attention, but her gaze quickly shifted to Batman, whose weary expression indicated he had anticipated her next move.

Catwoman: Now… this is… hm.

Robin (waving): Hi!

Catwoman smiled softly at the child sidekick, but the high-pitched tone of his voice confirmed her suspicion as she pointed at him.

Catwoman (pointing to Robin): That's a child.

Batman: He's my sidekick.

Catwoman (raising her voice, concerned): Your sidekick is a child?! Did you… oh God, did you kidnap him?

Batman: No! Tell her no.

Robin looked around, grinning, weighing whether to confirm or deny the accusation of his father.

Batman: I’ll buy you the stupid toy!

Robin (smiling): He’s my dad and has raised me well.

Catwoman (trying to process this): Great, fantastic—so he’s still a child?

Batman: Can you stop pointing out the fact he’s nine?

Catwoman (shocked): He's nine?!

Batman (regretfully): In hindsight, I realize that wasn’t the best defense.

Robin (in an adorable voice): My birthday was a few months ago! I’m Robin, and I can do flips and tricks!

Catwoman dropped her whip and clasped her hands together, admiring the adorable young sidekick. The boy looked around, confused, then waved at her.

Catwoman: He’s precious! Oh my God, he’s not a mean little gremlin, he’s so precious!

Batman: You aren’t raising him.

Robin stuck his tongue out at Batman, who shook his head in annoyance. Catwoman, however, simply smiled wider.

Catwoman: I can't believe you have such a cute little child with you for so many reasons… but just look at him! Look at him in that suit.

Robin (blushing): Huh? Aww, thank you!

Catwoman rushed over, scooping Robin up and spinning him around gleefully. Batman stood aside, perplexed and frustrated.

Catwoman (cooing): I can’t believe how adorable this possibly kidnapped child is! Do you know how cute you are, little one?

She held Robin in front of her, and he smiled with his eyes closed, soaking up the affection. Catwoman planted a kiss on his cheek before gently placing him back on the ground. Robin stood there, looking like he’d rather not continue the fight.

Robin: Batman, let her go. She’s sweet.

Batman: I should’ve waited until you turned 13; you'd be edgy and not adorable.

Catwoman: You stay here, Robin. I’m going to have a word with Batman… privately.

Batman (exasperated): Not again.

Robin (staying put): Okay!

Catwoman walked over to Batman, gripping his arm and pulling him a good distance away from Robin.

Catwoman: I’ve loved our game of cat and bat, but why? Why the child? Why the costume? If you’re a child ab—

Batman (offended): For the love of God, he’s my son! He wanted to be Robin; he picked the suit—he’s built for this! AND I AM NOT A CHILD ABUSER!

Catwoman glanced at Robin, who waved eagerly.

Robin: I really did want this job! I had to beg him!

Catwoman (glaring at Batman): This is still very off-putting to me. I kept hearing you had a child sidekick, but I thought it was a rumor or that you had a little person, not an actual child who can fight.

Batman: That’s the point—he can fight! I’m not using him for target practice or letting him be a punching bag, like half the villains accuse me of!

Robin (hopping up and down): I bit the Joker once!

Catwoman: Aww. Okay, I hate Joker way more than I find you annoying, so I’m willing to believe your defense. Now, I know I’m a fabulous cat burglar and you want to catch me, but if you’re that type of creep, we can’t possibly be together.

Batman (blushing): What? I’m not into you—wait, what? I came to arrest you! Are you rejecting me if I did want you, which I don’t, but still, you’re judging me!

Robin giggled, enjoying the tension between them.

Catwoman: Batsy, I have standards. If you're a creepy prude, then I wouldn't dare be with you. Which is saying a lot for a man like you. Know what I mean?

Batman: No. Explain.

Catwoman: You’re wearing a leather bat suit.

Batman: You’re wearing a sexy leather cat suit!

Catwoman smirked, crossing her arms while Robin giggled at his father's fumble.

Catwoman: I didn’t mention “sexy” with yours. If you want me to—

Batman (stammering, blushing): I—I'm not doing this! You’re under arrest, and I reject you! There, I said it!

Catwoman: Oh, all right, take me in. But if you harm a hair on that angel’s head, I will cut it off!

Batman (annoyed as he turned Catwoman forward): Just walk forward!

Catwoman shrugged with a playful smile and walked ahead. Robin scurried over to Batman.

Robin: Batman, don’t yell at the nice cat burglar.

Batman (embarrassed): Robin, not now.

[the-bat-bros]

Dick being an absolute sweet pea to Jon while simultaneously being passive aggressive with Bruce

Bruce why do you keep the lollipops by the smoke bombs

And Dick pulling out his circus tricks to calm Jon down I can’t it’s too cute IT’S TOO CUTE

From: Nightwing #89

[star--bird]

Headcanon that Jason never learned how to drive but kind of figured it out and drives alright. For the most part. Okay, he's not a good driver, and in all honesty, this is probably canon since I doubt he ever took driver's ed but here are some scenes to consider:

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Dick: The car in front of you is slowing down. Slow down. Jason slow down. JASON SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

Jason: Okay! Okay! Calm down, it's hard to tell when the car in front of you is slowing down anyways.

Dick: Yeah that's why cars come with brake lights. You know, the things on the back of the car? That go off when the driver is breaking?

Jason: ...OH so that's what those mean.

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Jason: Damn this road is so dark, I genuinely cannot see.

Tim: Turn on your brights.

Jason: The what?

Tim: *sigh* Twist the stick thingy.

Jason: Oh my god have these been there the entire time?

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*Jason driving alone and fumbling with lots of different buttons and switches to try and find where the windshield wipers are in loony toones esc fashion*

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Damian (who is currently in drivers ed): You can turn left now.

Jason: You can only turn right on red.

Damian: Yeah but it's a one way onto another one way. You can turn left in red.

Jason: This feels illegal.

Damian: I promise you it isn't.

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Damian (before he took drivers ed): Aren't we suppose to exit at some point?

Jason (currently on his third lap around the roundabout): Yeah I'm just... Scared.

[lilsoupboiii]

Even more of my personal favorite panels from s2 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

[embracedbythesea]

They are so silly and beautiful. Thanks for give me what I want, Wayne Family Adventures

[amevdw]

[princecanary]

A little BWFA fan comic. Are you caught up on the new season? Big shout out to the awesome BWFA team over on webtoon!

[incorrectbatfam]

[oldmannapping]

Even Wayne Family Adventures’ “what if Bruce Wayne went to therapy” version of Batman treats Tim Drake like shit.

It’s such an essential part of their dynamic that Bruce expects way too much from Tim, and has no concept of Tim as a CHILD, that even fluffy WFA can’t escape it.

Tim’s always the one who Bruce feels entitled about / safe in lashing out and being emotionally reactionary to.

Tim gets the brunt of Bruce’s unhealed childhood trauma, his juvenile temper impulses, his self-pity and his anger at himself. That’s the dynamic they established when Tim was 13 and it’s never course corrected.

Bruce has no ability to see Tim as a child, to hold him to normal standards, to hold himself back. Tim’s his safe space and that means Bruce acts like an overstimulated toddler exploding at their parent after a long day of keeping it together at daycare.

Tim, my angel. You deserve so much more than these damaged adults around you.

[raeraq-08]

Tim keeping Damian's art fixed my mood for the whole day probably week

I love the progress in their relationship in bwfa and on prime 🤌🏻

Thank you DC

[luca-is-a-pengu]

Take public transportation, they said. It will be fun they said.

I actually went away from my assigned colours and gäbe Tim a new oufit. Mainly cause I feel like he loves baggy clothes.

My working title for this was "Tiny Tim"

[gothamite-rambler]

Crystal Brown and Alfred Pennyworth sharing stories about coming to America.

Crystal (Irish accent): Hey, at the ceremony did they play the country song? God Bless the USA?

Alfred (sighing as he stirred his tea): They still do that?

Crystal: Aye, now it was me and me sister right, we hear that playin' and look at each other. I found not even a year later the man who made it is still alive?

Alfred: Regrettably so. Honestly, the moment he's dead they're playin it more.

Crystal: And Americans like it?

Alfred pointed directly to Jason to answer for him.

Jason: Nope.

Crystal: I'm glad ye have other perks here then.

[the-bat-bros]

I like to think that whenever anyone is sick at Wayne Manor, they are put on lockdown

Not for their own well being, but for the sake of poor spleenless Tim

And it has probably led to a scenario like this:

Jason: It’s just a cold there is no reason to lock me in my room Tim isn’t even here

Dick: Did you get your flu shot?

Jason: Well no not yet but the doc-

Dick: *absolutely messing with him* I can’t believe that you didn’t get your flu shot day one of flu season how inconsiderate of you. Your poor baby brother, I bet your plan was to get “the replacement” off of duty for a bit all along huh?

Jason: I-

Tim: *playing along over the phone, is actively across the country* Wow dude can’t believe you’d try to get me sick is this because I sent Roy that pic of you on patrol the other day because this is low even for you bro tsk tsk

[star--bird]

Headcanon that Bruce venmos Jason $100 whenever he is feeling guilty about his death, like the emotionally reserved billionaire he is, however Jason genuinely has no idea why Bruce does this and it confuses him every time. It happens about once or twice a month and Jason's theories include Bruce thinks he needs the money (which is kind of annoying but okay), Bruce does it when he wants Jason to talk to him (confusing since sometimes it will be after a particularly bad argument where Bruce told him to get out of Gotham), or compensation for missions (which is offensive since $100 is kind of insulting). Either way, while it drives Jason absolutely insane, $100 is $100.