#batman wayne family adventures

[gothamite-rambler]

Dick: So, what happened?

Jason (soaking wet with toilet water): Well, I had him by the neck after he kicked my gun away, but then he gained the upper hand and shoved my head in the toilet then flushed it!

Dick (laughing): He gave you a swirly?

Jason: Yes he gave me a damn swirly like I was in an eighties film! In retaliation, I shot him in the shins once I got out. Talk about bringing back painful memories of middle school.

Damian (oblivious): Because you used to give those to kids?

Jason (lying): Yep, never received one.

Dick: You actually—

Jason (glaring): Don’t tempt me.

Dick shrugged with a smile, while Damian remained blissfully unaware that his older brother had definitely not been the top dog in school.

[nightwingcouldyounot]

No comment.

(Batman: Wayne Family Adventures 139)

[murphyhatesme]

Jason Todd core ..

He's the best.

[writingpoorly]

Alright you can thank @apocalypticautumn for me sharing my opinion. Thank them if it's shit. Ramble under the cut etc etc

So the reason I made the post is because one of the ppl I follow for their star wars art posted a screenshot of a Wayne Family Adventures panel. Not even because it was about WFA but bc Bruce and Dick were doing a Keldabe kiss

Which is irrelevant bc the issue I had was with the official WFA dialog, not anything my mutual had to say.

Bruce is thanking Dick for keeping the family together when Bruce was trying to push everyone away. Or something to that effect.

With no context or knowing which specific situation the comic is referring to I immediately went-

‼️ THAT'S TIM ERASURE ‼️

Bc all I could think of was after Jason's death how Dick pulled away completely to Bludhaven and refused to go back and lil Tim was the only one (barring Alfred ofc) trying to keep the violent suicidal adult together! Like?? Tim kept that shit together and running, not Dick???

For all I know, Bruce could be thanking Dick for something from the specific WFA installment that the panel was from.

Thought I had more to say, but I think that's it ✌️

Me: *sees a post about a Fandom I've only absorbed through Tumblr osmosis*

Also me: *gasp* What is op talking about!?!?! What a gross mischaracterization!!!!

[the-bat-bros]

Dick being an absolute sweet pea to Jon while simultaneously being passive aggressive with Bruce

Bruce why do you keep the lollipops by the smoke bombs

And Dick pulling out his circus tricks to calm Jon down I can’t it’s too cute IT’S TOO CUTE

From: Nightwing #89

[star--bird]

Headcanon that Jason never learned how to drive but kind of figured it out and drives alright. For the most part. Okay, he's not a good driver, and in all honesty, this is probably canon since I doubt he ever took driver's ed but here are some scenes to consider:

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Dick: The car in front of you is slowing down. Slow down. Jason slow down. JASON SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

Jason: Okay! Okay! Calm down, it's hard to tell when the car in front of you is slowing down anyways.

Dick: Yeah that's why cars come with brake lights. You know, the things on the back of the car? That go off when the driver is breaking?

Jason: ...OH so that's what those mean.

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Jason: Damn this road is so dark, I genuinely cannot see.

Tim: Turn on your brights.

Jason: The what?

Tim: *sigh* Twist the stick thingy.

Jason: Oh my god have these been there the entire time?

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*Jason driving alone and fumbling with lots of different buttons and switches to try and find where the windshield wipers are in loony toones esc fashion*

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Damian (who is currently in drivers ed): You can turn left now.

Jason: You can only turn right on red.

Damian: Yeah but it's a one way onto another one way. You can turn left in red.

Jason: This feels illegal.

Damian: I promise you it isn't.

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Damian (before he took drivers ed): Aren't we suppose to exit at some point?

Jason (currently on his third lap around the roundabout): Yeah I'm just... Scared.

[lilsoupboiii]

Even more of my personal favorite panels from s2 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

[amevdw]

[luca-is-a-pengu]

Take public transportation, they said. It will be fun they said.

I actually went away from my assigned colours and gäbe Tim a new oufit. Mainly cause I feel like he loves baggy clothes.

My working title for this was "Tiny Tim"

[embracedbythesea]

They are so silly and beautiful. Thanks for give me what I want, Wayne Family Adventures

[princecanary]

A little BWFA fan comic. Are you caught up on the new season? Big shout out to the awesome BWFA team over on webtoon!

[gothamite-rambler]

Old Creepy Crone: I need you to… bury my wife's heart in a different location. I didn’t murder her.

The man handed Batman a heart that was inside a silver trinket box. The Dark Knight opened the box and quickly closed it again.

Batman (stoic, but slightly grossed out): That is a real heart. Yuck.

Robin blinked, staring at the trinket box, then turned to the crone, pointing at it.

Robin!Damian (raising his voice in horror): WHYYYYY?!

Batman (trying to remain calm): Chester, tell us the truth. Did you murder her?

Chester (defending himself): I just told you I didn’t! Her brother killed her, and then I killed him. I got acquitted because I defended my former love’s honor. Plus my wealth did aid me in getting the best lawyer. That guy could get war crimes dropped. Being rich has it perks. As you can see by my weekend hoes, Candy and Giselle.

The crone gestured to the two tanned women in revealing dresses, who were eating fruit at a nearby table. They waved at the heroes and then returned to their snacks.

Chester (pleased): They’ve been making the single life easier for me. You know what it’s like, I imagine.

Batman (blushing, avoiding eye contact with Robin): Definitely never been through that. I've always been committed... to one woman.

Robin!Damian (utterly confused and squicked out): That doesn’t—Father, what is a weekend hoe, and why did you hesitate?

Batman (deadpan): I don’t want to talk about that right now. Here, hold this.

Batman placed the box in his son’s hands, making shivers go up his spine.

Robin!Damian (already a vegetarian): Don’t hand it to me! I thought I escaped this when I left my old home.

Batman (ignoring his son’s complaints): You’ll have fun with that. Now, Chester, I need you to explain why you want us to bury Merida’s heart separate from her body.

Robin!Damian: You know both their names?! I should’ve expected this. I’m going to eat fruit with the weekend ladies of the night.

Robin walked over to the women, holding the box like it was a dead animal.

Chester: It’s a long story. The place she wants it planted is somewhere I sadly can’t travel to due to old age. It’s the one thing I promised to do for her when she warned me about her brother’s return. Even though our marriage wasn’t great, we did love each other. You have ways of traveling to different areas, and I hoped you could help. I’ll pay you whatever—

Batman: We can discuss that later. I usually donate that type of money to charity, but I will… reluctantly bury your wife’s heart. And my son is going with me. Robin, you’re going to help me bury a heart.

Robin!Damian (eating watermelon, pouting): I knew I should’ve said yes to the tournament with grandfather. This is my life, given to me by an insane woman and a man who fights crime in a batsuit.

Giselle (weekend hoe #1): You guys live a crazy life, and that’s saying a lot for the line of work I’m in. You get used to it, am I right?

Robin!Damian (mid-sigh while holding a silver trinket box with a dead woman's heart in it from when her brother killed her): Pretty much.

[incorrectbatfam]

[eternalmoonlight19]

Wayne Enterprises always has very calm year end reviews. Nothing interesting ever happens. No one ever gets benched for a month. Tim goes grey at a normal age.

[oldmannapping]

Even Wayne Family Adventures’ “what if Bruce Wayne went to therapy” version of Batman treats Tim Drake like shit.

It’s such an essential part of their dynamic that Bruce expects way too much from Tim, and has no concept of Tim as a CHILD, that even fluffy WFA can’t escape it.

Tim’s always the one who Bruce feels entitled about / safe in lashing out and being emotionally reactionary to.

Tim gets the brunt of Bruce’s unhealed childhood trauma, his juvenile temper impulses, his self-pity and his anger at himself. That’s the dynamic they established when Tim was 13 and it’s never course corrected.

Bruce has no ability to see Tim as a child, to hold him to normal standards, to hold himself back. Tim’s his safe space and that means Bruce acts like an overstimulated toddler exploding at their parent after a long day of keeping it together at daycare.

Tim, my angel. You deserve so much more than these damaged adults around you.