#Batman Wayne Family Adventures
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Red Hood grasped a megaphone and boomed out a challenge to his adversary.
Red Hood: Hey, Cyclops!
Black Mask (insulted): Rude.
Undeterred, Red Hood launched into a passionate, sung tirade, his voice echoing through the streets.
Red Hood (singing): When we met, I led with peace, while you fed your inner beast. But my comrades will not die in vain, their memories will forever remain.
Batman, standing beside Red Hood, winced at the impromptu performance.
Batman: Why am I stuck with you when you sing? Give me the megaphone.
Red Hood swatted at Batman's attempts to grab the megaphone, continuing his song.
Red Hood (singing): Remember them the next time that you dare choose not to spare! Remember them! Remember us! Remember me!
Black Mask raised an eyebrow, seemingly impressed despite himself.
Black Mask: Why is it that he's a good singer, too?
Batman (trying to intervene): Ignore the singing, he's doing this because I won't let him kill you.
In a bizarre fighting, Red Hood and Batman slapped hands together, leaving both their allies and enemies perplexed. Red Hood quickly shoved Batman away, finishing his song with vigor.
Red Hood (singing): I'm the reigning king of Crime Alley, I am neither man nor mythical. I am your darkest moment, I am the infamous… RED HOOD!
Batman: He already knows who you are!
Red Hood hung the megaphone from his shoulder, a smug grin spreading across his face.
Red Hood: You don't have a flair for dramatics, and it shows. That's a you problem.
With a flourish, Red Hood turned and walked back to his car, a few of his goons applauding his performance. Black Mask, on the other hand, let out a disgusted groan. Batman groaned walking to his car as the cops dealt with the criminals.
Black Mask: I hate that guy.
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Dick being an absolute sweet pea to Jon while simultaneously being passive aggressive with Bruce
Bruce why do you keep the lollipops by the smoke bombs
And Dick pulling out his circus tricks to calm Jon down I can’t it’s too cute IT’S TOO CUTE
From: Nightwing #89
#batman#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#jason#red robin#bwfa#nightwing#jon kent#clark kent#superman#superboy
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Headcanon that Jason never learned how to drive but kind of figured it out and drives alright. For the most part. Okay, he's not a good driver, and in all honesty, this is probably canon since I doubt he ever took driver's ed but here are some scenes to consider:
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Dick: The car in front of you is slowing down. Slow down. Jason slow down. JASON SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Jason: Okay! Okay! Calm down, it's hard to tell when the car in front of you is slowing down anyways.
Dick: Yeah that's why cars come with brake lights. You know, the things on the back of the car? That go off when the driver is breaking?
Jason: ...OH so that's what those mean.
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Jason: Damn this road is so dark, I genuinely cannot see.
Tim: Turn on your brights.
Jason: The what?
Tim: *sigh* Twist the stick thingy.
Jason: Oh my god have these been there the entire time?
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*Jason driving alone and fumbling with lots of different buttons and switches to try and find where the windshield wipers are in loony toones esc fashion*
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Damian (who is currently in drivers ed): You can turn left now.
Jason: You can only turn right on red.
Damian: Yeah but it's a one way onto another one way. You can turn left in red.
Jason: This feels illegal.
Damian: I promise you it isn't.
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Damian (before he took drivers ed): Aren't we suppose to exit at some point?
Jason (currently on his third lap around the roundabout): Yeah I'm just... Scared.
#he hasn't gotten into an accident yet#batman#dc#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dc universe#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#red robin#damian wayne#robin#batman robin
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Even more of my personal favorite panels from s2 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures
#batman wayne family adventures#wayne family adventures#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne al ghul#damian wayne#damian al ghul#stephanie brown#the spoiler#cassandra cain#the orphan#barbara gordon#the oracle#duke thomas#the signal#roy harper#arsenal#bitewing#alfred pennyworth#alfred the cat#dc#dc comics#comics#batfam
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A little BWFA fan comic. Are you caught up on the new season? Big shout out to the awesome BWFA team over on webtoon!
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#tim drake#red robin#victor fries#mr freeze#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#gotham rogues#dc comics#wayne family adventures#batman wayne family adventures#batman wfa#wfa spoilers#wfa#webtoon#spoiler alert#dc edit#gotham memes#batposting#shitpost#tw mental illness
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Tim keeping Damian's art fixed my mood for the whole day probably week
I love the progress in their relationship in bwfa and on prime 🤌🏻
Thank you DC
#damian wayne#tim drake#batman#batman wayne family adventures#dc comics#dcu#my boys#i just love these two so much
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#batman#wayne family adventures#batman wayne family adventures#dc comics#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#what normal nine year old is a trained assassin#also weren't dick and jason around the same age as damian when they became robin#damian is no normal nine year old#bwfa spoilers#tim has a good point bruce
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Even Wayne Family Adventures’ “what if Bruce Wayne went to therapy” version of Batman treats Tim Drake like shit.
It’s such an essential part of their dynamic that Bruce expects way too much from Tim, and has no concept of Tim as a CHILD, that even fluffy WFA can’t escape it.
Tim’s always the one who Bruce feels entitled about / safe in lashing out and being emotionally reactionary to.
Tim gets the brunt of Bruce’s unhealed childhood trauma, his juvenile temper impulses, his self-pity and his anger at himself. That’s the dynamic they established when Tim was 13 and it’s never course corrected.
Bruce has no ability to see Tim as a child, to hold him to normal standards, to hold himself back. Tim’s his safe space and that means Bruce acts like an overstimulated toddler exploding at their parent after a long day of keeping it together at daycare.
Tim, my angel. You deserve so much more than these damaged adults around you.
#batman#red Robin#Tim Drake#wayne family adventures#batman wayne family adventures#batfamily#Bruce Wayne
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His ass is always getting princess carried I love him so much
#wayne family adventures#dick grayson#batman#dc#dc comics#nightwing#wally west#donna troy#batfam#batman wfa#batman wayne family adventures
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"GOTCHA"
#supersons#jondami#damijon#dccomics#robin#superboy#batman#dc comics#damian wayne#dc#comics#jonathan samuel kent#super sons#wfa spoilers#wayne family adventures#batman wayne family adventures
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Karen (holding a purse with a broken strap): Hey! Hey! You owe me my five hundred bucks!
Red Robin (sighing): No.
Karen: No?! You little brat!
Red Robin (dryly): I'm in my twneties.
Karen: Don't care, Batman, arrest him! Or like, punish him!
Batman stood on the side, eating a sandwich, looking around confused, then continued eating his sandwich pretty much checked out for the night. He had a different mission and it was slow for the night.
Red Robin: I got your purse back. Why are you mad at me?
Karen (shouting): The strap is broken!
Red Robin: Because I had to fight the snatcher for it! Then I returned it back to you! I'm not asking for a thanks, but you have to understand mistakes happen!
Karen: This is a Marc Jacobs bag, okay? Mistakes don't excuse that! This is worth so much money!
Batman walked over to the group and examined the purse.
Batman: This is a knock-off. The straps aren't that thin and don’t break easily. The stitch work is off and Marc Jacobs doesn't sell purple versions of this.
Red Robin: I didn’t want to point that out, but yeah, you have a counterfeit purse. Which is fine.
Batman (rich man opinion): It’s really not.
Red Robin (upper middle class opinion): Not everyone can afford the expensive name brand.
Batman: Saving money is a thing.
Red Robin: Would you take a walk!
Batman walked off, indifferent to the situation while continuing to eat his sandwich.
Karen (in denial): It’s not a knock-off or counterfeit! I’ll have you know my cousin knows a guy who sells these, and he said they are a hundred percent authentic.
Red Robin: Looks real, obviously fake, don’t care. Can I just pay you back and then you leave?
Karen: You— Wait, really?
Red Robin sighed, pulling out a large stack of paper money and handed the woman double what she was demanding. Karen took the money, surprised.
Karen: Oh… Well, I’m not thanking you. Here, you keep the damaged one! I took out all my valuables!
Karen stormed off, eager to score a thousand dollars. Red Robin held onto the purse and sighed, exhausted.
Red Robin (regretting some of his life choices at the moment): The purse sells for two hundred dollars, and I gave her a thousand… I better get some good karma from this.
Spoiler walked over, humming a song from Epic the Musical. Upon seeing the purse, she perked up.
Spoiler (taking the purse and looking it over): This is nice! I've never seen one of these up close! My ma's cousin Michelle has one and she's always rubbing it in our faces that she can afford one. The lady who lost this bling is lucky.
Red Robin: Nope, she pitched a fit because the strap broke when I yanked it from the thief. She didn't have to curse me out. Also, it's a knock-off.
Spoiler (not caring as she put her arm through the shorter straps): Knock-off, smock-off, this is nice. Purple too, now I can have my tumbler match my bag! Oh wait, can I keep it?
Red Robin: The strap is broken.
Spoiler (checking the broken strap): Boy, please! My ma has a sewing machine. But to be fair, the short straps are still intact. It's so spacious too. Please let me keep it, or I'll buy it off you.
Red Robin (shrugging): It's yours. Happy birthday or whatever.
Spoiler grinned happily and then hugged Red Robin.
Spoiler: And my ma said you can't be friends with your exes.
Red Robin: To be fair, her ex is Cluemaster.
Spoiler shrugged, walking off with her new purse while Red Robin followed her, smiling at her energy.
#batfamily#batman#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily adventures#batfamily headcanons#batfamily fanfiction#batfamily funny#bruce wayne#tim drake#this was inspired by my own knock off marc jacobs tote bag which I love dearly#sometimes the knock off is better trust me#batfamily fluff#batfamily comedy#script fic#mini fics#dc fanfiction#original writing#batfamily wholesome#batfamily mini fics#canon divergence#flash fiction#batman wayne family adventures#microfiction#dc stands for disregard canon#batfamily feels#no beta we die like jason todd#hijinks#writer on ao3#fan writing#stephanie brown
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I like to think that whenever anyone is sick at Wayne Manor, they are put on lockdown
Not for their own well being, but for the sake of poor spleenless Tim
And it has probably led to a scenario like this:
Jason: It’s just a cold there is no reason to lock me in my room Tim isn’t even here
Dick: Did you get your flu shot?
Jason: Well no not yet but the doc-
Dick: *absolutely messing with him* I can’t believe that you didn’t get your flu shot day one of flu season how inconsiderate of you. Your poor baby brother, I bet your plan was to get “the replacement” off of duty for a bit all along huh?
Jason: I-
Tim: *playing along over the phone, is actively across the country* Wow dude can’t believe you’d try to get me sick is this because I sent Roy that pic of you on patrol the other day because this is low even for you bro tsk tsk
#batman#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#jason#red robin#bwfa#Nightwing#dc comics
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Headcanon that Bruce venmos Jason $100 whenever he is feeling guilty about his death, like the emotionally reserved billionaire he is, however Jason genuinely has no idea why Bruce does this and it confuses him every time. It happens about once or twice a month and Jason's theories include Bruce thinks he needs the money (which is kind of annoying but okay), Bruce does it when he wants Jason to talk to him (confusing since sometimes it will be after a particularly bad argument where Bruce told him to get out of Gotham), or compensation for missions (which is offensive since $100 is kind of insulting). Either way, while it drives Jason absolutely insane, $100 is $100.
#batman#dc#dc comics#batfam#dcu#batman wayne family adventures#dc universe#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batfamily
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Some more of my personal favorite panels from s2 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures
#batman wayne family adventures#wayne family adventures#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian wayne al ghul#cassandra cain#the orphan#clark kent#superman#diana prince#wonder woman#conner kent#kon el#jonathan kent#jon el#wally west#the flash#selina kyle#catwoman#commissioner gordon#jim gordon#martha kent#dc#dc comics#comics#batfam
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