#Lois lane

[chiyana]

I am genuinely crying with laughter, they're such idiots.

These two waxing poetic about each other to their significant others, both wildly missing the mark on each other, and then just completely blue-screening when suddenly face to face while Lois and Selina just introduce themselves like normal damn people.

I love them all.

Batman #36 (2017) Tom King & Clay Mann

[frownyalfred]

So what I'm hearing from that quote is, to put it unromantically, Superman has a competence kink. Lana is a social butterfly, Lois is a fucking-Pulitzer winner, Bruce is fucking Batman. Yeah, I can see it.

Each one sees the next person Clark dates and goes "fair enough" and then has to go lie down for a little bit because what do you mean he keeps managing to date up every single time? Poor Lois is a pulitzer prize winner, how do you go up from there? But then Clark had to go snag a billionaire secret-genius martial arts master who's on a level she can play at, but never linger in for long. And she can't even get drunk and tell her friends Clark is dating some ugly skank now.

[dailydccomics]

Superman and Lois Lane by Dan Mora

[witherby]

You just wrote about Girl Scout cookies and it made me imagine mouse as a little girl finishing selling her cookies after one trip to the watchtower

Flittermouse is not a girl, but they would make an adorable scout of some kind!

Mouse, warping to the watchtower with a stereotypical wagon full of cookies and a cute little uniform: Uncle Clark!!

Clark, zipping to them in a second: WHAT'S WRONG — ohhhh my stars look at you! What are you doin' little sugarplum!!! :D

Mouse: I'm selling cookies! Gimme money please!

Clark, actively snapping photos: Absolutely. I'll buy whatever you want. This is fantastic. When Lois and I eventually decide on a time to have kids I'm getting them a uniform just like yours.

Mouse: Yeah yeah that's great, uncle Clark. How many cookies do you want!"

Clark: Two boxes please!

Mouse:

Clark:

Mouse: Only two? :(

Clark: oh no

Mouse: I came all the way up here to sell my cookies, uncle Clark. I came here first so you would have all the options. :(

Clark: oh my god

Mouse: It's okay. I'm a little tired so I didn't wanna walk all around the dangerous streets of Gotham, but... :'(

Clark, knowing Lois is about to kill him for running up the credit card again: I'll take them all. Every flavor. Do you have more than one wagon? I'll take that one too.

Mouse: YAAAAY THANK YOU UNCLE CLARK

Clark, later, getting chewed out by his wife and surrounded by a mountain of cookies -

Lois: YOU GOT SWINDLED BY A SIX YEAR OLD

Clark: Ok but you didn't see the outfit. Look, honey.

Lois: HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AS TO — oh my god

Clark: Oh my god, right?

Lois: Are they selling any more?

Clark: laughing

[fyi-its-about-to-get-bi]

I love when they get polyamorous

Culture Shock

Look, Danny knows not all of the ghosts from the Zone are human, ok?

Skulker is an alien, Wulf is from another dimension, and Frostbite's ancestral world don't even have planets.

You can meet any ghost from any world and any time period, it's only one of the infinite weird things about the Realms.

So it wasn't a big deal when Danny asked Walker to teach him his mother tongue. Just an attempt to reduce the communication error with the guy, and maybe an effort to get to know his Zone neighbors better.

Generic ghost speak can only get them so far after all.

And ok, Danny wasn't expecting to get actual language books and fucking homeworks from the warden, but whatever. Walker is stuffy like that. It's actually pretty sweet of him to give Danny all of these materials, and Danny can appreciate that.

It might have, unfortunately, slipped Danny's mind to ask more about Walker's origins. Although to be fair, learning an alien language wouldn't be a problem normally, it shouldn't be.

If not for that cursed Fenton luck.

How in the realms is Danny supposed to know Walker is Kryptonian??? Walker acts nothing like Superman, how is Danny supposed to connect the two dots?!

Shit, how do he even start to explain this when Superman is knocking on his dorm window??

[jubileesstuff]

Got this fic prompt, is it good? Nah, not really. Am I still posting it here? Yes.

Damian starts middle school in Gotham and learns fast that pre-teens and teenagers are brutal. Bruce is currently on a longer mission in space with the Justice League and isn't there when he starts middle school. When he gets back, he notices that Damian got quieter; he stopped talking back. Bruce assumes it's because Damian is now more occupied with his homework and studying or got more into drawing.

It isn't until Bruce gets a phone call from Damian's homeroom teacher, where he is asked if he can come to school to get Damian and for a talk. Bruce assumes that Damian did something, like he started a fight. He is ready to punish Damian, but oh, is he wrong.

He arrives at school and sees Damian, who definitely cried before he arrived. His eyes are puffy, his face is red, and his breathing is fast. Bruce is like, ‘What the fuck happened here?’.

The homeroom teacher informs Bruce that Damian gets bullied and that she already talked with Damian about it and he was supposed to talk about it with a trusted adult. Well, he didn't do it. He didn't talk with Dick, Bruce, or Alfred. There weren't many trusted adults in Damian's life.

Anyway, it got so bad today that she had to call Bruce. Some of the bullies destroyed Damian’s textbooks; they poured water over them and ripped pages out of them. Damian, who wanted to stop them, got a few punches in the stomach. The school nurse said it's fine, but he still should see a doctor, just to be sure.

Bruce, who now is angry at the school for not telling him (or Dick) sooner, made an appointment with the principal, but first he takes Damian home.

At home, Bruce pressures Damian to tell him more about the bullying. First, Damian is like, ‘It’s fine; they are just idiots.’ Then he spirals into telling Bruce more when he tries to justify their actions. Bruce then is like, ‘Ohhh, they are racist assholes. I get it know.’

Bruce dumps Damian at the Kents without telling him why. In his head Bruce thinks that this is a smart idea; Jon and Damian are friends, Clark and Lois are both anti-bullies, and they are really good parents. Damian thinks it's because Bruce wants to get rid of him and is embarrassed. Little did he know that Bruce is suing the school, the bullies, and yelling at the principal.

Meanwhile, Lois just wants to punch Bruce for dropping Damian off without telling him why. But hey, at least Damian can chill with Jon.

Also a little note here: Damian doesn't fight back, because Bruce once told him that if he fight civilians (especially kids in school) he will never be Robin again.

(this is before Damian wants to quit Robin to become a doctor)

[smallvillecentral]

CLARK KENT AND LOIS LANE SMALLVILLE | 4.19 “Blank”

[tsbdhdndj]

Double date at the theme park! 💞🥰🎡

Requested by @anyspirit!

[timdrakealways17]

Tim: I discovered who Batman is

Bruce, acting shocked: who??

Tim: it’s… CLARK KENT

Damian, watching from afar: I know we all agreed weed would help Drake calm down.. but this is..

Jason: more importantly why is Bruce playing along?

Dick: I want to hear more about this theory

—-

Meanwhile in Metropolis:

Clark, reading the newspaper, cup of coffee: did someone call for me?

Lois: no? Who do you think did?

Clark: this is going to sound crazy, but I think Tim thinks I’m Batman and is unaware of Bruce’s identity

Lois: ok.. while you ponder that can you do the dishes?

Kon, also listening in, pulling Lois aside: I want it on record that I did NOT supply Tim with weed

Lois:

Kon: and that I would NEVER do so

Lois: I will offer you ten seconds to find a better hiding spot for your stash than under your bed

Kon, running off:

—-

This was the last time Bruce was convinced to allow Tim to consume substances based on a slideshow that Tim had created.

[jetslay]

Lois & Clark at Lana & John Henry's wedding. (Summer of Superman Special #1 // Superman & Lois 4x10)

[nat-20s]

Lois is listening to the laundry list of reasons Bruce has that he can't tell Clark he has Feelings TM for him and is just staring at him like. Haha. Why are you me from 5 years ago. You know. Stupid.

[jkparkin]

Superman #27 (DC, June 2025) cover by Dan Mora

[frownyalfred]

Lois getting super wasted and crying to her friends (honestly probably just jimmy) about how Clark went and started dating an absolute amazing man who might be the coolest person she’s ever met and she’s so mad about it. Like true anger because she CANT EVEN SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT BRUCE bc any “bad” trait he has she also has! And it pisses her off!!! Ranting about how she can’t even be passive aggressive when they get married because she’s going to be SO happy for them and she wants to be their babies godmother so bad and she HATES IT

I mean, she doesn’t dress up like a bat and beat up people every night. She’s got that over him. But yeah, not something she can exactly brag about to Jimmy. And, unfortunately that bat is a hero and does real good in Gotham when no one else will, so she can’t even really ding him for that very much.

[dailydccomics]

Absolute Superman, Lois Lane, and Jimmy Olsen by Rafa Sandoval

[evilwickedme]

So what is it about superhero comics and their obsession with newspapers and investigative reporting. Is it just that they trace their origins to the funny pages (hence "comics") or is there something more to it? Thinking the daily planet, the bugle, Ben urich, probably examples I can't even remember right now