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Signs Baking with Sally and Splendor

Aries: Was surprisingly following everything Splendor said and made Cute Animal Shape cookies with Sally.

Taurus: Already a Pro at Baking and Nailed a 9 Layered Fountain cake in 20 minutes that got everyone shook. Now they are being elegant and sassy and ate that cake with Liu and Jane having a nice tea party while speaking in a British accent.

Gemini: Followed All of the Procedures but managed to flunk it in one go when Laughing Jack placed Poison On their Cupcakes. Now they mad. now they hungry... For Lj's Head.

Cancer: Being Clumsy and managed to trip on air dropping their mix and had to redo everything for the 29th time.... Make that the 30th. And every time they drop their mix smile dog comes to the rescue and licks it off the floor.

Leo: Had made the shiniest and prettiest cupcakes but the moment Jeff took one bite of it. Jeff started coughing nonstop because Leo had put A LOT of sugar and glitter on their cupcakes. " Ehem it's called being unique you boring hoes" .

Virgo: Had Been studying the origins of the ingredients needed for one cupcake and calculated it's mass as well as how gravity affects it.... Toby showed up and Now they arguing about how cupcakes were invented by Aliens.

Libra: Can't distinguish flour from FLOWERS. And if being educated by Slenderman as of this moment. And once they had started baking Splendor had to Temporarily evacuate everyone in the kitchen for 10 minutes.

Scorpio: Didn't want to Bake in the first place and now Ben and Scorpio are lurking in the kitchen stealing everyone's cup cakes. They choked on glitter cause of Leo's Cupcakes and got Diarrhea from poison by Geminis Cupcakes. Poor them

Sagittarius: made their own recipe and started mixing a lot of inedible things and their cupcakes turned out to be one of the best according to Eyeless jack but after a few minutes after tasting it Eyeless Jack's skin turned Pink.

Capricorn: instead of cupcakes they decided to make Pies. Now they got into the mood and couldn't stop making Pies and started Crying half way cause they couldn't stop. Masky was the first to taste and he liked it.... Now everyone is having Pie for Dinner. Wew.

Aquarius: poured their heart and soul in their cupcake and followed the ingredients and the recipe. It turned out terrible because Hoodie was secretly flipping page after page each time Pisces looks at the book. And they got everything mixed up ...it was terrible.

Pisces: Pisces and Natalie are now fighting a mutant Cupcake that Pisces made.... The Cupcake calls Pisces Mother/Father.

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Signs Going Snow Boarding

Aries: Already at the Peak of the Mountain with Cancer and Smile Dog trying to find the Abominable Snowman

Taurus: Had Long Passed out in the Lobby due to Motion sickness. Now Nurse Ann is looking out for Taurus as they puke their heart out.

Gemini: Got their tongue stuck on the pole and along with them was Jeff. The two had unfortunately challenged each other how long they could lick the pole without freezing.

Cancer: Already scared shitless and is now running for their lives and because a few hours earlier when Aries, Cancer and Smile dog went looking for the Abominable snowman. They found a Polar Bear instead... A very big and hungry Polar Bear

Leo: Was being Held back by Ben when the Guide Yelled at Leo for taking so long in choosing a snowboard. And Leo does not take bullshit from anyone.

Virgo: Is with Slenderman and Trenderman being responsible and made hot chocolate for everyone. Now the three are sitting infront of the Fire place having a nice chat with the Abominable snowman.

Libra: Is climbing towards the peak of the mountain but ended up climbing a Volcano that appeared out of nowhere.and when they came back they had unfortunately bumped into Aries, Cancer and Smile dog and behind them was a raging Polar bear now Libra is thinking of 1000 ways to strangle Aries.

Scorpio: was actually being decent and skiing down the slopes like a normal person with Jane.

Sagittarius: Was being Nice for Once and Taught Pisces how to skate through a river that was frozen in place but the peacefulness didn't last long and turned into chaos when Toby, Masky, Hoodie And Eyeless Jack Showed up and started a Snowball fight.

Capricorn: Wasn't a fan of Snow boarding but decided to try it. It was fun for some time until a rouge Snowball hit them on their face and now they are carrying their snowboard trying to find who threw it.... Ended up joining the Snowball fight in the end.

Aquarius: Is in a very tight spot and was confused which one they would help build a snowman with. Laughing jack or Sally? The two Pastas have a very complex relationship and Aquarius was unfortunate enough to tag along with the two.

Pisces: Was furious when their skating lesson was interrupted with the other creepy pastas and Fought back with a lot of snowballs. Pisces and Sagittarius were outnumbered even though the 2 were good. It was a good thing Cap decided to join and their team won in the end.

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Signs playing Sports with the Creeps

Aries: Is going on an all out Basketball match with Liu and Hoodie

Taurus: Is that one Sign who stays on the bench and throws Water bottles at everyone's faces . And they accidentally hit slenderman. So now.. They almost ded. X3

Gemini: Having a nice and relaxing stretch session on the side and gets hit by a rogue water bottle out of nowhere so now smile dog is dragging Gemini's body off court* ehem... Taurus did it*

Cancer: Actually the only sane sign who's playing catch ball with Sally away from everyone else to protect Sally from rogue balls and water bottles.

Leo: Too Flashy and well dressed for the occasion . They dressed so well that they're afraid of getting dirty so they get Trenderman to carry them around.

Virgo: regretting why they actually joined Aries in a basketball match. The moment they stepped on the court a flying football was sent on their way and got tackled by Jeff, Toby, Ben, Sagittarius.

Libra: Has a black eye for taunting Scorpio in a soccer match

Scorpio: is owning everyone in the soccer match but is actually having a hard time beating masky and eyeless.

Sagittarius: is bouncing a red dodge ball ontop of Capricorn's head trying to persuade Capricorn to join their team against Pisces, Aquarius against Laughing jack, Helen and Jane. Somehow they managed to persuade Capricorn.

Capricorn: Got hit on the face with a dodge ball twice and was put on time out. Laughing jack kept teasing them about it that got Capricorn to be pissed. When they were sent back in the game again they turned into a dodge ball rattling gun and who knows where they got those unlimited amount of dodge balls .

Aquarius: Was actually having fun in the early game until Capricorn stepped back in. Now they are doing everything they could to dodge and hide from the Flying balls of death. At the side they saw bodies on the ground. *salutes*

Pisces: is screaming the whole time for Capricorn to stop and Now they are choking Sagittarius to death for pissing off Capricorn even tho Sagittarius was innocent.

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Roles

Tracker :

Taurus, Aquarius

Chaser:

Leo, Libra, Gemini

Attacker :

Sagittarius, Aries

Shooter :

Virgo, Cancer , Pisces

Leader :

Capricorn, Scorpio

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Zodiac signs in the CP Cafe

Aries: The Waiter/Waitress who Suddenly went on a Killing spree because a costumer poured wine on their uniform.

Taurus: The Rogue Waiter/Waitress who steals every costumer's food and eats it.

Gemini: The Waiter/Waitress who is always asked to clean and mop the blood covered floor but ends up dumping the water on one of the costumer's head.

Cancer: Is Banned From the Cafe for putting water on fire for some reason that is currently unexplainable.

Leo: Is The Host/Hostess who is socially alluring and manages to bring costumers in the cafe.

Virgo: The Host/Hostess who manages to scare off every costumer that approaches them.

Libra: sent on a very important Mission to Hunt down the Rogue Taurus from eating more food.

Scorpio: Is In the Kitchen Helping Capricorn cook but puts poison in every dish as revenge for Taurus who keeps stealing food.

Sagittarius: Stopping Scorpio from putting poison on the Dish and Starts a food fight in the process.

Capricorn: Cooking Silently when a rotten Apple Pie was sent flying on their face. And is currently hunting down Sagittarius and Scorpio with a butcher knife.

Aquarius: Rushed to the kitchen only to witness that everything was destroyed and immediately tried to step in and stop Capricorn but ended up being chased.

Pisces: Fainted at the sight of the Kitchen knowing they'll have to clean it.... When they woke up they used the mop as a spear and bans everyone from entering the kitchen.

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Most to Least Capable of showing their feelings.

1.Cancer

2.Leo

3.Aries

4.Pisces

5.Sagittarius

6.Libra

7.Gemini

8.Taurus

9.Scorpio

10.Virgo

11.Aquarius

12.Capricorn

( Go this List from Google but the explanation is mine :3 )

Scenarios :

Cancer : Cancer had a very obvious crush on one of the creepy pastas and they didn't even bother hiding it much and would most likely proclaim their undying love for that creepypasta in the middle of the night to be more romantic. :)

Leo : Ah yes, the Dramatic and Proud Leo is not afraid to show how much they love and care for that specific creepypasta but wouldn't go out of their way like Cancer and just say it out loud in public. Leo would most likely just straight up say it in front of that creepypasta crush out of the blue and will never, and I mean never deny it.

Aries : Aries is just straight up a very odd mix of Too Honest and oblivious. Even without stating it out loud or even saying it their actions speak better than words, for example. Doing things they hate but if it's to make their creepypasta crush happy they will do it and will show a great amount of protectiveness and will freak out if their creepypasta crush goes home too late on a killing spree.

Pisces : Pisces is more reserved among the first mentioned signs and is usually a bit hesitant to show how they really feel but the stirring amount of overwhelming emotions would always overpower them and would most likely blurt out ' I love you ' to yejir creepypasta crush in the most inappropriate time. P. S they said I love you to their creepypasta crush while hiding in the closet once and that angered slender man very much.

Sagittarius : Sagittarius Rarely gets shy and they are most likely one of the most laid back sign in the list when it comes to these things but because of Their Laid back personality they can get very close to their creepypasta crush and will flat out tell their creepypasta crush that they like them and walk away like nothing happened.

Libra : Libra being in the middle is like how any normal person reacts.... In a way. Of course they'll get shy and awkward most of the time around their creepypasta crush and will avoid eye contacts but will suddenly be overcome by a strong amount of courage and confess right on the spot and give a few lists why they like that creepypasta and run away. Will probably avoid eye contacts and small talks for the rest of the month.

Gemini : Gemini, Gemini finds it easy to show their feelings but will always be flushed over by hesitation and insecurities which ends up with them raising their pride a little bit too high and without a doubt try to challenge their creepypasta crush or will just be a moody and snobby ass but in the end they will say their true feelings if they are jealous enough.

Taurus : Ah... Taurus, now Taurus will be in the Denial stage for some time and will often contemplate if their feelings are either frustrations or their actual feelings. Of course this sign is very stubborn so no matter how people will push the fact that they like a creepypasta Taurus will just brush it off smoothly.

Scorpio : Because of Scorpios natural 'scary demeanor' they are not used to socializing thus are not used to showing their feelings. Scorpios aren't the ones who like to make the first move so they stay passive aggressive and this sign is hard to read because they are most likely the least sign you could think of ever having a crush. And don't even mention their creepypasta crush in front of them or it's either dead or alive for you.

Virgo : The Analytical Virgo. This sign, like Taurus is very Stubborn and will often over think everything in thousands of routes and possible endings in their head that their insecurity and doubts will often keep them from ever showing how they feel and will try their hardest to avoid their creepypasta crush at all cost even if it meant jumping off the window. If they do confess they'll probably lose consciousness in the middle of their confrontation.

Aquarius : surprise Aquarius Is here. Although it is a shock to see this sign here since they are usually people that most creepy pastas get along with. But once this sign develops a crush they will start to ignore their feelings which will lead to a strong feeling of resentment and it will end up with them being too shy to say it out loud that it'll look like they actually hate their creepypasta crush but in reality. They love them.

Capricorn : This sign however, is not a big surprise to have its rank here. This sign is too cold and calculated to actually show their true feelings and because of being tactless they may say a lot of brutal things. They give off Mix signals of like and dislike. And will often have a very threatening glare whenever their creepypasta crush is around. This sign will usually neglect their feelings and will resort to their missions and throw their feelings aside only because they couldn't accept the fact that they care about someone else other than themselves. They are confused and that confusion will turn into ruthless and harmful words which will lead their creepypasta crush to hate them back. :(

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What they are doing in Valentines

Aries: Baking Cakes with Laughing jack and ended up placing poison instead but eats it anyways

Taurus: Jeff and Taurus are Stealing half the cake Aries and Laughing jack were making and the two ended up half dead during Valentines

Gemini: Running Around the Mansion with Toby Screaming 'Happy Mother ducking Valentine's momma duckers! ' while throwing the poisoned Candies with colored smoke bombs at everyone.

Cancer: Took the opportunity to place gifts in the room of their enemy where a rotting cat was packed inside.

Leo: Is chasing Gemini and Toby with Masky while cussing the Two nonstop.

Virgo: was currently trapped in their room trying not to get involve in the disaster taking place in the mansion.

Libra: playing tea party with Sally and splendorman.

Scorpio: Was sent on a mission with Sagittarius and Capricorn to kidnap some teenager and was on a car Capricorn was driving. Scorpio was currently force feeding kidney they stole from eyeless jack to the teenager.

Sagittarius: Was in the car with Scorpio and Capricorn shouting 'Happy Hearts Day' while throwing literal human hearts at single people walking down the street

Capricorn: was the one driving the car and was purposely hitting every couple they see without much care. Young or old.

Aquarius: Was trying not to murder Capricorn, Scorpio and Sagittarius because Aquarius and Pisces were sent to clean up the scattered dead bodies on the street.

Pisces: Was actually doing their job while putting a leash on Aquarius for being impulsive

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Unexpected Trio of the Zodiacs

The Short tempered fire cracking Demon Triad that will End the world for one single cheeseball:

Aries, Taurus, Gemini

The Arrogant Smartass Proxy team that seems silent and approachable until you piss them off then ends your life while shit talking the life outta you :

Leo, Virgo, Libra

The suspiciously super nice trio who's all about cupcakes and butterflies but is secretly manipulating everyone around them:

Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius

The Mysterious sadistic entities who have more than one identities, they seem to be the final masterminds:

Scorpio, Capricorn, Sagittarius

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Signs in the resort with the creeepypastas :

Aries: probably setting things on fire with Jeff

Taurus: Was on a boat puking everything they ate because of motion sickness

Gemini: Playing beach volleyball with the rest of the creeepypastas

Cancer: is fishing with slenderman on the very boat Taurus was puking on

Leo: Trying to find the city of Atlantis with Toby

Virgo: Stopping Leo and Toby along with clockwork making sure Leo and Toby won't do anything stupid . Though they already did

Libra: is arguing with a drunken old man why lemons are yellow and why martians have 3 dicks

Scorpio: Killed the tourist guide because the guide stepped on their new white shoes they stole from their last victim.

Sagittarius: is arguing with Scorpio while disposing the dead body afraid that slenderman might find out

Capricorn: was video recording the whole scene and was planning on black mailing Scorpio and Sagittarius.

Aquarius: trying to drag Ben to go swimming

Pisces: helping Aquarius drag Ben to the beach while hiding their intention of drowning Ben for the second time

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* Kicks open the coffin door *

Oh..... Uhm.... Hey? OK I know I've been practically dead here for I don't know... A century maybe? And I've been rotting in my coffin doing stuff

But I'm Back! Maybe I'm here to post About Creepypasta Zodiacs ... Tadaaaa!! Hoorrayyy!! So uhh That's it? Now lemme just slide back in my coffin again

....

Toodles!

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I'm really sorry, Cereal. I probably annoyed you too much, pressured you or anything like that. Im sorry. - Fibby

Wut? Don't be negative you damn beautiful person. I'm just busy with online classes tis all and I kinda got my phone confiscated because I did a really bad prank during one of my classes... :3

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SLKFSJLF THEN I WANT TO MARRY JASON. ALSO LET ME BE FLOWER THROWER! -fibby

Lol why not? I'll be the priest and make the wedding 3 years long :3

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Will you marry me?

Mom! I'm getting married! And I don't know who you are But Yes! The answer is Yes , now I'll proceed to carry you down the isle 😆

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EY! YOU! Anon who fucking complained 'bout to much detail. The heck? this is awesome! its great to fucking read something detailed, that makes you feeling more into the headcanons. get it? yes? great. now leave cracker alone- Fibby

Chill Fibby the problem has been solved we shouldn't throw hate at people and I think the anon is just expressing their opinion so it ain't important. ( Fear Fibby because they are Fearable ) XD

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imagine someone complaining about too much content smh.

Lol doesn't really bother me much since 1.they read the whole content on their own free will and 2. Their opinion wasn't asked or even needed to actually begin with :D

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Why do you put in so much unnecessary details in you’re headcannons?

Well you still read it now didn't ya? ^^ and people enjoy them now don't they? Because if they didn't they wouldn't be here in the first place ^^

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First of all. Are you okay? Did something happend? - second, take your time cracker :3 third, fucking tell me,if I should stop, sending shit (asks) in your inbox. -Fibby

1. Yah I'm ok my ass is just too lazy to do something productive and I often procrastinate a lot :3

2. Yeeeeeeyyyy

3. Nah your asks are fun to look at :3