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when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

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Holy Batmas i literally love you rn

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Hellblazer Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: John Constantine & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Jason Todd, John Constantine & Tim Drake, John Constantine & Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added Characters: John Constantine, Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: how do I even tag this, I Don’t Even Know, uhh, Explicit Language, I guess????, look at the cast, obv there gonna be swear words being thrown around, Found Family, Dysfunctional Family, Trauma, Character Death, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Canonical Character Death, Temporary Character Death, Past Character Death, Not Really Character Death, Child Death, any and all tags with death basically, what did u expect when u put together jason todd and constantine??, i must be asking meself that, FUCK, what reting do i even give this, i wont give it a rating, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, but not really, im writing this to get out of writers block, i have really bad writers block, i need to write trashy fanfiction, i also need some coke, interpret this however you wish, Timeline What Timeline, No Timeline, what else?, Damn, idk - Freeform, im tagging this just to have tagged it, my life is a mess, im sad, and instead of going to therapy ive decided to write fanfiction, tags are basically me complaining about my life, i wish i was on crack but no im on a ton of undiagnosed shit and self harm, which makes me the perfect candidate to write about these idiots, Possibly OOC, no beta we die like jason todd, Oops, that was mean, Meh Summary:

From the tumblr post that I posted how-long-ago-again?

“Fanfic idea: When Jason inexplicably gets out of his grave and starts wandering the streets of Gotham it’s not Talia who finds him, it’s John Constantine.

Jason: *Zombying* Constantine: Ah! A zombie! Jason: *Holds his hand* Constantine: Ah! Attachment!

Tim: What'cha got'cha there mr. Magic User who isn’t supposed to be in Gotham? Constantine: *Holding a dangerous artifact he stole from Tim’s house* Constantine: *Shoves Jason forward* The old Robin. Tim: Holy overreaction, magic man.

Featuring tired-single-mom-of-two Constantine™, magical side of Jason, Tim’s house full of cursed artifacts, League of Assassins in distress and bat-kids making Bruce re-evaluate his life choices by getting involved with sorcery.”

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Sometimes I have these moments where I really love my mother, and then I look to my cat and wonder is she would have as well

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JAMES GUNN

GIVE US A PUNK SUPERBOY

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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Any ex-dsmp fan will understand but Marauders fans won't, but that's okay.

So, you remember Karl, right? Engaged to Quackity and Sapnap, a little bit weird (but we loved it), and a time traveler? How in every story he was in he was different but the same. How he was in the in-between and slowly lost his memory as time went on because of being a time traveler? And how he kept journals of all his travels?

That’s how I imagine Regulus in different stories. It's always the same Regulus, but slightly different. Maybe different hair lengths, maybe different piercings, or maybe different tattoos. He keeps several journals of the different stories. Hundreds, even.

His in-between can be anything he wants, a cottage on the French countryside, an apartment in muggle London, or the Number 12 Grimmauld Place.

He chooses.

In some stories he’s with Remus, James, Evan, or Barty. In some stories, he’s the hero. In some stories, he’s the villain.

He chooses.

In some, he gets a happy ending, in others, he doesn't. In some, he’s a father, in some, he isn't.

He chooses.

No matter what happens across thousands of stories, it’s always the same Regulus. He can retell his favorite tales, he can give you his favorite quote, or he can relive all of it again.

He chooses.

But, he’s still the same Regulus.

Every.

Time.

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Whenever I get this urge I normally just plan sm I never end up finishing 💀💀💀

Mate thank YOU for indulging my rambling

Imagine the absolute horror Jason would feel upon finding out Tim had spent THREE weeks with the Joker. Jason was with him for less than 24 hours, and bro is traumatised for life. He can only imagine what it was like for Tim in those weeks alone with the Joker.

Plus, the guilt that Jason would feel because of how he treated Tim in the beginning.

Never mind what he would say to Bruce. Jason was mad after the Joker killed him, and he thought that Batman would have killed the Joker for him. He forgave him because he thought it was one time, but two Robins, two sons? That is unacceptable. He would have torn Bruce a new one.

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Ong you are so right about Jason. He would 100% do like, 1000 spirals and 1000 arguments and 1000 guilt trips after finding it out, but in the end come to Tom and be all like, "heeeeeeey, what's up?" 🧍‍♂️

AND TIM WOULD 100% DEFWND BRUCE.

My man like, could not even begin to think that this was one of Bruce's failings. He was the one that got caught, he was the one that was too weak against the Joker. The second Jason began to blame Bruce, Tim would 100% roll in defending Bruce and what happened because 'that was on me'

RIP Tim's mental health, you would have loved not feeling guilty for thr rest of your life.

Imagine the absolute horror Jason would feel upon finding out Tim had spent THREE weeks with the Joker. Jason was with him for less than 24 hours, and bro is traumatised for life. He can only imagine what it was like for Tim in those weeks alone with the Joker.

Plus, the guilt that Jason would feel because of how he treated Tim in the beginning.

Never mind what he would say to Bruce. Jason was mad after the Joker killed him, and he thought that Batman would have killed the Joker for him. He forgave him because he thought it was one time, but two Robins, two sons? That is unacceptable. He would have torn Bruce a new one.

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I did very much appreciate that, but I would also like to add my own thoughts on it bc YIPPEE I GET TO RAMBLE ABOUT MY FABOURITE CONCEPT.

1. The relationship between Tim and Jason would very much be changed from what it is now. They would be able to bond over their shared experiences and overall find comfort in eachother. Which could either bring Jason closer to the family, or both Tim and Jason further from it. It depends on when they develop this relationship

2. Damian and Tim would be able to bond over the fact that people tried to force them to become this specific image that completely goes against everything the Bats stand for, and goes agaisnt Robin as a whole. They would be able to speak to eachother about their insecurities in whether they are good enough to be Robin.

3. Batman would change. Everytime a child comes into his hands he will be forced to remember what happened to the previous 2. It would force him to reconsider so much, and it would completely change how he views Tim. His and Tim's relationship would be completely different to what it is now. Constantly filled with the pains of their past and how they hurt eachother, or how one let the other get hurt.

4. This and pont one kinda go hand in hand as a possibility, but if Jason were to find out, what would his reaction be? What would the effects of it be? Would he distant himself, or would he stay to connect better with Tim.

5. And finally, Tim overall. He would second guess everything he does. Is this decision his or just a by-product of what happened to him? Would he feel guilty when his family went out alone to fight Harley and Joker while he remained away? Would he hate the coddling and the dancing around him? Would he distance himself from vigilantism or the others out of fear for what he could do? Would be trust himself to join YJ?

The effects on Tim would be so detrimental to his character. He would be filled with self-loathing and hesitance and guilt. He would be a shadow of who he was out of fear that he may dawn a purple suit again.

But this also opens the oppertunity to show how resilient he can be, and to allow him a proper arc to move on from it, and the possibility for him to seek out the aid of rhe family he held at arms length, bringing them closer together after it all.

Regardless. Joker Junior was a wasted concept and easily could have been made canon and provided far better stories for Tim, and so so much depth to his character and the relationships around him.

Plus it would have given him a better title than the Smart Robin. He always lacked a defining trait compared to the other Robins and this would have set him apart.

Imagine the absolute horror Jason would feel upon finding out Tim had spent THREE weeks with the Joker. Jason was with him for less than 24 hours, and bro is traumatised for life. He can only imagine what it was like for Tim in those weeks alone with the Joker.

Plus, the guilt that Jason would feel because of how he treated Tim in the beginning.

Never mind what he would say to Bruce. Jason was mad after the Joker killed him, and he thought that Batman would have killed the Joker for him. He forgave him because he thought it was one time, but two Robins, two sons? That is unacceptable. He would have torn Bruce a new one.

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AUGHHHHI KNOW LIKR

AIDHDKNDIDHDIFJFIRNFJ

It could have done so much for Tim as well like IENDIDNDIDH so many character dynamics that couldn't have been improved or changed and so many story lines just GONE bc its not canon like Jdndjdndn

Imagine the absolute horror Jason would feel upon finding out Tim had spent THREE weeks with the Joker. Jason was with him for less than 24 hours, and bro is traumatised for life. He can only imagine what it was like for Tim in those weeks alone with the Joker.

Plus, the guilt that Jason would feel because of how he treated Tim in the beginning.

Never mind what he would say to Bruce. Jason was mad after the Joker killed him, and he thought that Batman would have killed the Joker for him. He forgave him because he thought it was one time, but two Robins, two sons? That is unacceptable. He would have torn Bruce a new one.

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I love doomed BLs gang

They totally don't wreck me and leave me in an emotional state worse than someone locked up in a 1930s psych ward

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Server x food line cook/chef

GIVE ME NOW

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Tim internally: how in the ever living FUC-

Bernard asked Tim to go cave diving cause he has may have possibly found the Batman's lair. Tim agreed to humor his boyfriend.

They entered a cave system through a cliff side and Bernard took the lead using a map with red marker and sticky notes stuck to it.

A light shines at the end of a tunnel and upon closer inspection, it came from a ledge. And if you peek below, you see the majority of the Batcave clearly.

Bernard is excitingly looking at Tim. Tim was internally panicking.

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i feel like i need a fic where regulus is a greek god falling into oblivion and james worships him enough to keep him relevant

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THAT LAST BIT WAS UNECESSARY

James was a smoker and continued to be after getting together with Regulus.

That was, until, Sirius jokingly accused him of shortening his brother’s lifespan.

Regulus didn’t mind but James took it very seriously. He went cold turkey right then and there.

It didn’t even matter, in the end.

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If the founding fathers were to look at the state America is in today, they would start a revolution against the country they helped create.

This is fucking atrocious.

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Welcome, back like, Elsa and Jack Frost era shipping

It was so much better back then

i feel like shipping shouldn’t be about which ship is morally or narratively or thematically ‘better’ but more about which one makes you want to throw up and write fics and jump about and make playlists and talk to people about it like the need to scream into a pillow about a random rarepair is more valuable to me than thinking about if they’ve even met

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GIVE ME THE FIC NOW