#joker

[gothamite-rambler]

Hey Superman, he was going to do that and then you beat him into a concussion! Simply because joker was... Ambassador or something. You have no ROOM TO TALK!

[serendippertyy]

self indulgent doodles of a horse based on the dark knight joker because I'm in love with him

his name is last laugh 😼😼

[a-m-w-worlds]

I want an army of blob ghosts who can eat the legs of my enemies! I don't even have enemies, but it would still be nice, ya know?

Danny, to a blob ghost: You know, you should totally eat that guy's legs.

Blob ghost: [Slowly looks at Joker]

Blob Ghost: [Suddenly grows rows of sharp teeth]

A while later and the Joker no longer has any legs, and when he does try to find himself a prosthetic or something to continue his crimes. There's always a mysterious number of bite marks on whatever remains of it.

Now Joker is already crazy, but he's approaching a different type trying to catch the motherfucker in the act.

Why?

Just because the Joker wants to see who is eating his legs. That's it. Not even to stop them or anything, just to see who the hell is this dedicated to inconveniencing him.

Alternatively, Gotham has been free from Joker's influence for months now.

[rambyol]

Pet Owners when their pet animal starts acting out at people:

[justrandomtrashes]

POV: You are Batman and you've been invited to dinner by your nemesis

(Inspired by Resident Evil 7! <3)

[lockpickingliar]

Listen man, as much fun as it looks we just really need a break from

OUR TIME LOOPS

But you can TRY to catch us if you want

Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

[doorwood]

Batman and Joker fan art

[toluene-sister]

A scene from my fic, Guy, Interrupted (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One John Doe)

[selinakylesupremacy]

Bruce gets distracted by Selina

Batman: The Dark Prince Charming, Book 2 (2018)

[nightshade86]

Every time Joker dies, he respawns with no recollection of the events that resulted in his death

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Link to Video. (Please help Panda make money.)

Video description and transcript under the cut.

Description: TikTok video by The Panda Redd. Re-enactment of final scene of Under the Hood. All roles played by Panda (a tall, well-built young white man with a mohawk, wearing a grey hoodie). Setting is a dark basement lit only by a hanging light bulb.

Transcript.

Jason: (holding gun on Bruce) "Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me."

Batman: (glares silently)

Jason: "But why? Why on God's Earth—" (hits Joker across the face)

Joker (tied to a chair): *cackles*

Jason: "—is HE still alive??"

Joker: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Batman:

Batman: "I'm sorry, d'you want me to be serious here or—?"

Jason: (in disbelief) "YES, Bruce! I want you to be serious right now! If he had done what he did to me to you, I would've done nothing but search the earth for this pile of death-worshiping garbage!"

Joker: "I love you too, Sugar Plum."

Batman: (holds hands up) "Okay, yeah, I get that, totally, I get that. Um. Have you tried?"

Jason: "Excuse you?"

Batman: "Have you tried to kill him yet?"

Jason: (to Joker) "Is he being serious?"

Joker: (also confused) "I'm gonna be honest with you, Junior. I don't know."

Jason: "Got it. Great." (turns back to Batman) "What the fuck does THAT mean?"

Batman: "Okay, so no, you haven't. Cool. Do it."

Jason:

Jason: (lowers gun) "What."

Batman: "Do it, cap his ass. Shoot him."

Joker: "I'm gonna go with Junior here, and say...what?"

Jason: "You want me to shoot him?"

Batman: "I want someone to shoot him! Give me the gun, I'll do it!"

Jason: (mutters, brain blue screening) "What is going on right now? This should a lot harder than it is."

Batman: "C'mon, son! You decapitated like eleven people three days ago! Fuckin' do it!"

Jason: "There, you happy? Jesus. Was that so hard? All of this time and it was THAT easy!"

Joker: (turns to Jason quizzically) "This has gotta be some sort of test, ri—"

(BANG! Jason fires. Joker lands on the floor lifeless, eyes still open.)

Batman: "I don't know what you're talking about "easy". There's nothing there." (nods at floor)

Jason: "What the fuck is that supposed to—" (looks down at floor where the Joker was lying)

Floor: (is devoid of Joker)

Jason: (stares)

Floor: (continues to be sans anything but carpet)

Jason: "What the fuck?"

Batman: "Yeah."

Jason: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Batman: "Take as long as you need with this."

Jason: (looking around frantically) "I just shot him! He hit the floor! What the f—"

Floor: (is just vibin')

Jason: "Where the fuck did he go??"

Batman: "See that shit? That shit right there happens every fucking time!"

Jason: "There's not even a blood stain! It's just gone!"

Batman: "Yeah, like two days after you died, I chased him into a helicopter where he got shot like six times. The helicopter exploded and crashed into the ocean. And his body was gone before Superman could find it."

Jason: "Oh my God. I don't understand how this is even fucking possible!"

Batman: "He's like a cryptid! I don't fucking get it!"

Joker: (disembodied laughter) "AHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!"

Jason: (freaked out, turning in circles trying to find him) "Oh my God!"

Batman: "THAT OMINOUS SHIT HAPPENS TOO! I DON'T KNOW, DUDE!"

Jason: "Dude. Fuck whatever's going on here, that's some fucking bullshit."

Batman: "Thank you! Finally someone gets it!"

[karincha-karik]

Literally

[orpheusismefr]

Batman & Joker

[fifiophobia]

Batjokes 🤝 Timebomb

Having their first on screen kiss happen in an alternate universe

Catradora 🤝 Timebomb

Having an episode dedicated to an alternate reality where everyone is happy but something is off

[random-movie-ideas]

Essential Characters to Include in a Batman Series

Next up, we have a list of characters that, if you really want to make a full in-depth Batman series, really ought to be included somehow:

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman

Dick Grayson AKA Robin/Nightwing

Jason Todd AKA Robin/Red Hood

Tim Drake AKA Robin/Red Robin

Damian Wayne AKA Robin

Barbara Gordon AKA Batgirl/Oracle

Stephanie Brown AKA Spoiler/Robin/Batgirl

Cassandra Cain AKA Batgirl

Kate Kane AKA Batwoman

Terry McGinnis AKA Batman Beyond

Alfred Pennyworth

Commissioner Jim Gordon

Harvey Bullock

Renee Montoya

Vicki Vale

Julie Madison

Lucius Fox

Leslie Thompkins

Thomas Wayne

Martha Wayne

Clark Kent AKA Superman

Princess Diana AKA Wonder Woman

The Justice League

The Joker

Harleen Quinzel AKA Harley Quinn

Lex Luthor

Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman

Oswald Cobblepot AKA Penguin

Harvey Dent AKA Two-Face

Edward Nygma AKA The Riddler

Jonathan Crane AKA Scarecrow

Jervis Tetch AKA Mad Hatter

Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy

Victor Fries AKA Mr. Freeze

Kirk Langstrom AKA Man-Bat

Basil Karlo AKA Clayface

Roman Sionis AKA Black Mask

Carmine Falcone

Ra's al Ghul

Talia al Ghul

Bane

[caesariawritesstuff]

Lol I love that Joker had shirts made with his face on it for his henchmen to wear