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I need perisex people to understand that the 'corrective' surgeries done on intersex children are nothing like bottom surgeries for trans people. Not just because of the lack of consent, but also because it is literally not the same surgery.

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I hate anxiety advice so much

deep breaths, stress balls and mindfulness don't do shit for the imbalanced chemicals in my head and the very real stresses of existing

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"We're still good men."

Happy 22/2! Or 2/22!

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me @ my mutuals

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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

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bit of coloring practice with @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense ‘s town kook ford :]

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treebeard and the hobbits

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Thank you! I just needed an excuse to draw Ford covered in blood

still going back and forth on whether I even like this but Kook Ford is all I can think about

AU belongs to @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense

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still going back and forth on whether I even like this but Kook Ford is all I can think about

AU belongs to @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense

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"spam likers will be blocked" spam likers can cum in my mouth

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flip the script on penetration metaphors. yonic weapons, phallic wounds.

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This is what an average conversation with TK Ford looks like btw

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This is what an average conversation with TK Ford looks like btw

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Does TK Ford ever get moments of lucidity?

Yeag

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What is the lore on the cast on his foot?

It’s from the same car crash that gave him the chip in his tooth!

Basically, when Ford blasted his brain with Project Mentem, it reacted very badly because: 1. His head wound from his previous (attempted) surgery wasn’t fully closed, and 2. He had tampered with the machine to make its effects more potent.

But, then I thought to myself: wow, there is no way this motherfucker realistically survived malnutrition, sleep deprivation, mutilation (from Bill), a botched auto-brain surgery (in unsanitary conditions) AND getting basically electrocuted until his brain scrambled. I mean, plot armour is cool and all, but this seems a little excessive.

So, I was like: how can I get this guy to go to the hospital without having to call an ambulance to his place, and accidentally reveal the existence of the portal to the authorities wayyy too early in the timeline?

Solution? Hit him with a car.

[No blood version.]

So this is what happens: Ford wakes back up in his underground lab, disoriented, confused, and overwhelmed. In his dazed delirium, he somehow manages to leave his shack and finds himself staggering around in the woods aimlessly. Then, he walks into the road and gets hit by a car. He is sent to the hospital, and he gets a little bit better with their treatment so that he isn’t on the brink of death (although they were unable to pry the metal out of his head without causing serious issues). But ultimately, he freaks out when he wakes up in the hospital like a week later and instantly ditches the place, rushing back into the town streets. His injuries weren’t fully healed by the time he woke up though, so he was stuck with the cast and the chip in his front tooth.

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In your kook ford au, why does he have a tooth gap? Did be randomly develop one during his 30 years of homelessness or is it just a design choice?

It’s not a tooth gap! He chipped his front tooth when he got hit by a car :)

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does mafioso stanley get along just fine with pigeon lee?? are they besties??

They do get along well!

Lee is a regular rock dove, and Fidds is a Mourning Dove :)

Fun fact: This Lee isn't the first Lee! He is, in fact, the 20th or so generation of "Lee" Ford has ever owned. Ford takes care of a lot of pigeons, and unfortunately, not all of them live very long. Pigeons can live up to 15 years if well taken care of, but the average lifespan of street doves is two to three years, due to unhealthy living conditions or other external causes (human related accidents, injury etc...)

Even though Ford really tries his best to treat his pigeons the best he can, sometimes their deaths are out of his control, and it's a little hard to keep them healthy when you live in the streets.

However, the Lee we have now is Ford's longest surviving pigeon, having just reached 10 years of age! It's a huge sign of trust for Ford to let someone else touch Lee. He's very protective!