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Do NOT fall for this manipulative behavior going on by the orange turd.

It’s like someone taking away your medication because they didn’t want you to have them and then giving them back and expecting a thank you.

That’s manipulative behavior. Square Mustache did the same thing to get people on his side and look where that ended up.

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They're MARRIED

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Omega Bruce Wayne going into stress heat in the middle of a JL meeting and Alpha Clark Kent falling in love his ass IMMEDIATELY

(This is early JL btw)

Bruce, shaking violently and sweating: *teeth clattering and glaring at nothing*

Hal: Bruce? Are you… cold? *goes to touch his arm*

Bruce, snapping his omegan teeth that only come out when truly threatened: I will kill you

Oliver: holy shit

Berry: if i were you i would walk away Hal..

Diana: *mainly concerned*

Bruce: *swiping his hand out like a puffed up cat when Arthur attempts to calm him*

Clark: *heart eyes* come here pretty baby, I’ll take you to a comfy nest *bundling Bruce in his arms and ignoring the growling*

JL: Clark’s gone insane

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

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New parent Bruce at two in the morning: Why aren’t you in bed?

9-year-old Dick, sitting at the table eating ice cream: Because I’m in the kitchen.

Bruce tiredly, digging out some coffee: And why are you in the kitchen?

Dick: Because it’s where the ice cream is.

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Kon: “Well, I could have done that…”

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bat-shenanigans

they’re the hero’s gothem deserves…?? maybe??

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I think the original trilogy should have had a blooper of Darth Vader actually finding R2 with the plans and trying to get them from him like a dog with food it can't have.

Darth Vader, feared sith: R2 give me the rebel plans! Drop it!

R2d2, most feral droid to exist: NO! How dare you conquer the galaxy without me! You're uninvited from the droid upraising

i mean in fairness to anakin, he did bring artoo along for SOME of the world conquering!

(commission info // tip jar!)

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Don’t make his lil brother cry! 3<

• Based on this post here [ X ]

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Should I write a fanfic of Olympus Has Fallen in protest of what the actual government is doing?

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"Batman is so unrealistic, why does he have shark repellent spray haha--" maybe he just has a canister of a substance on his belt that's so strong, it's banned in several countries and as it turns out, sharks don't like getting face-blasted with the marine equivalent of bear spray on steroids any more than humans do. you're telling me Batman is carrying a single-use item like that on his belt? Heck no. He's using that shit on sharks, on people, on random aliens who try to grab him during JL negotiations, and anyone else he thinks it'll work on. He even used it on himself once to get Joker gas out of his eyes and respiratory system. Superman is never 100% sure if he should say something about it to him or not. The Robins/Ex-Robins like to play Russian Roulette with Bruce's used-up canisters when they're bored. But yes -- it does work on sharks. He modified the nozzle so it can be used underwater.

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yes

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