#lads incorrect quotes

[grabby-smitten]

*Sylus, Rafayel and Xavier giving someone first aid because you asked them to*

*Zayne arrives*

Zayne: you actually did a good job.

Rafayel: if you know how to kill them, then you know how to heal them.

Sylus & Xavier: *nod nod*

Y/N: *facepalms*

[loveanddeepthroat]

Sylus: *kissing the top of her head* I’m heading out. I love you.

MC: *with a mouthful of toast* M’kay.

Sylus: …

Sylus: I love you.

MC: I heard ya. *takes another bite*

Sylus: *takes the toast out of her hand and walks away*

MC: Mmph!

Sylus: Now we can both spend the day empty and unhappy.

MC: *hurrying after him* I was kidding! I love you! Sylus!

[ittybittyfanblog]

Rafayel: Hewwo! 🥰🥰🥰 I will be youw suwgeon fow today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let's make a wittle incision wight hewe....

Xavier: Dowcto, I think wewre lowsing him !! 😭🫣

Rafayel: Q-quick ! Han me da defwibwiwatow !

Zayne: ...Please, just turn off my fucking life support.

[amazingfandommomarch]

Mc , on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Rafayel , i uh, I’ve been stabbed.

Sylus : WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?

Mc : Wait- You aren’t Rafayel . Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-

Sylus : NO, WHERE ARE YOU? IM COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE THATS BEEN STABBED.

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

MC: would you like a BanÆnÆ (banana)

Rafayel: mlyem *munches on banÆnÆ*

Xavier: ....

Zyane: ......that was an orange wasn't it?

Sylus: he knows....

A/n: no , because rafayel wouldn't even question what mc is making him eat.

[sinnabarmoth]

MC: You know what? Fuck you! Sylus: I already did, kitten. And I did it well. Luke and Kieran: ...(~6__6~) Mephisto: ... The entire N109 Zone: ... MC, barely above a whisper:...you did

[soft-cloud-pillows]

These are now canon to me and no one can tell me otherwise

If the boys™ met each other:

Xavier: Oh, hello. Nice to meet you. You must be MC's doctor. And you must be the guy she's working for as a bodyguard.

Zayne: I am. Nice to meet you as well. I'm guessing you're her coworker?

Xavier: Yes. And you must be Caleb? She has talked about you a couple of times.

Caleb: Hi, yeah. Good to see you again, Zayne.

Zayne: It's good to see you too.

Rafayel: WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU. MC WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEN IN YOUR LIFE? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE?????

[skyeconch]

MC, peacefully cooking dinner : (◜〰◝)

Sylus, already regretting what he’s about to do :

Sylus : Bitch, what’s for dinner

[The peaceful atmosphere dropped]

MC : ..grilled cheese..

Sylus : . . .

[Sylus hands MC the loaded gun, before kneeling down]

Sylus : Just shoot me to end my suffering, please. I don’t deserve your forgiveness.

MC : Sylus—

[peachylynnie]

sylus: check it out! i got us matching bracelets!

mc: are those handcuffs?!

sylus: never leave me.

[mobius-m-mobius]

it's a fair question 🙃 Lokius Incorrect Quotes [12/∞]

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lucy: If you were to die, what would your last words be? Natsu: I love you Lucy: Aww, me too! Lucy: What about you, Gray? Gray: Finally. Erza: No.

[loveanddeepthroat]

Sylus: *slipping a hand under her skirt at an event*

MC: ?!

MC: *whispers* I didn’t bring a gun.

Sylus: I wasn’t looking for one.

[ittybittyfanblog]

MC: Hey, Xavier, is this seat taken?

Xavier: That's my lap.

MC: So... No?

Xavier, pointing up to his face: It's not, but this one's more comfortable.

MC: ...

Xavier: [smiles innocently] So, yes?

[amazingfandommomarch]

Sylus : Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Mc :

Sylus :

Mc : ...Please, go back to bed.

[manikas-whims]

MC: i’m pretty sure that's illegal, Sylus

Sylus: pretty sure i’m a criminal, sweetie

[sinnabarmoth]

*Luke and Keiran sitting in jail* Luke: So, who should we call? Keiran: I'd call MC but I feel safer in jail