#lads incorrect quotes

[incorrectloveanddeepspace]

LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 3

mc: have you gone soft my sweet syrup pie?

sylus: no my sweet syrup pie, i’ve gone hard

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mc: zayne, let me go!

zayne: no, my darling, calm down! you’re feeling murderous!

mc: ... we talked about this, you're supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

zayne: not in this instance my darling!

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sylus (talking about luke and kieran): since the boys aren’t interested in larceny or vandalism, and obviously they’re too young for whoring, to stop this excursion from being a total waste of time, i threw them in this dumpster, and they’re not allowed out until they’ve each killed six rats.

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caleb: have you any natural gifts, pipsqueak?

mc: hmm.. let me think... putting up with you

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mc: tell me, what is rafayel like to work for?

thomas: between you and me... he can be a bit of a prat.

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mc about tara: she's my best friend. she's my pal. she's my homegirl. rotten soldier. she's my sweet cheese. my good time gal.

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bi!rafayel: i mean, who isn't gay?

mc: a lot of people, actually...

bi!rafayel, sarcastically: oh okay, woohoo, i'll get the trumpets out, sorry.

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xavier (jealously talking about lumiere): maybe you should date him too.

mc: maybe i will!

xavier: (angry alien)

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mc, mocking rafayel: my name is rafayel and i have a deep seated jealousy for a tiny little boy cat!

rafayel: (angry fish)

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mc, to xavier and jeremiah: you guys heard about philos? that's messed up, right?

xavier and jeremiah: (awkward silence)

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[manikas-whims]

When random people insult MC..

Xavier: Wanna kick their asses? *smiles and raises hand for a high five*

MC: *smiles back and high fives him* Let's do it.

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MC: *tosses her plushies at him* Hold my plushies.

Rafayel: *catches said plushies* Get them Miss Bodyguard!

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Zayne: *looks at MC* You're taking care of them or should i do it for you?

MC: Thanks for asking. *smiles at him* I'll do it myself.

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Sylus: I'll handle this. *beats the shit out of them, there's blood everywhere*

MC: Wait! NO! *stops him* that's enough!

[melody-of-qinju]

MC at the airport coming back from a hunters trip and sees Sylus, Mephie and the twins waiting for her.

MC: *runs towards them smiling*

Sylus: *smiles back, getting ready to embrace her*

MC: *runs past Sylus towards the twins* MY BOOOOYS!!!

Luke and Kieran: 😊😅

Sylus: Ahem, you forgot someone Sweetie~

MC: ...oh yeah

MC: Missed you too Mephisto~

Sylus: 💢💢💢 Someone wants to walk home it seems!

[ittybittyfanblog]

them idk

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Raf, could you change the lightbulb in the kitchen?

Rafayel: First you ask me to help clean the window screens, now you want me to do something with a ladder and electricity!? Have you forgotten about my trip to the ER that one time, MC?!

The interview

MC: Look, I have friends whose husbands are mean or drink too much or don't come home at all. And in that moment, I envied those friends.

[4ttack-ur-heart]

*Rafayel and MC relaxing*

MC: if we were seahorses, would you let me get you pregnant?

Rafayel: …

MC: …

Rafayel: what color seahorse would I be?

[loveanddeepthroat]

Sylus: *kissing the top of her head* I’m heading out. I love you.

MC: *with a mouthful of toast* M’kay.

Sylus: …

Sylus: I love you.

MC: I heard ya. *takes another bite*

Sylus: *takes the toast out of her hand and walks away*

MC: Mmph!

Sylus: Now we can both spend the day empty and unhappy.

MC: *hurrying after him* I was kidding! I love you! Sylus!

[linkonsgossipmc]

My favourite shipping troupe is “Girlfriend who doesn’t care a lot x boyfriend who cares a lot” and that’s why I love MC x Rafayel so much (not saying that canon MC is a kuudere or whatever but she lets things slide a lot).

MC: “Sorry for being late, someone bumped in me and made me fall.”

Rafayel: “Excuse me WHAT??!”

MC: “It was an accident, don’t worry. I just spilled the orange juice and needed to buy it again. No biggie.”

Rafayel: “Nuh-uh! Who was it? How did they look like? THEY OWE YOU MONEY ITS THEIR FAULT YOU SPILLED THE ORANGE JUICE! AND ARE YOU FUCKING OK?! ANY WOUNDS????”

[amazingfandommomarch]

Sylus : Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Mc :

Sylus :

Mc : ...Please, go back to bed.

[luxthestrange]

LADS Incorrect quotes #2 Kids these days...

In the ye old days before ADULT drama-

Mc(8)*Refusing to get out of bed*...

Caleb(15): Just get up! It's not that hard!

Mc(8): NO, I'M HIBERNATING!

Caleb(15): What?!? It's not that cold out! And you're not even an animal!

Mc(8): IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF MY IDOL BARBIE- I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE!

Caleb(15): Just get out of bed!

Mc(8): NYO!

Caleb(15): GET OUT-...wait I sent Zayne here- he was supposed to wake you!?!?-

Zayne(13)*Popping head from your covers*-Safe yourself...she converted me to hibernating...I'm going back in...*Goes back under the covers to hug to be hugged by you*

[incorrectloveanddeepspace]

LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 4

mc: what did you have for breakfast this morning?

zayne: smarties cereal.

mc: oh my god, i didn't even know smarties made a cereal!

zayne: they don't, it's just smarties in a bowl with milk.

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charlie the baker, outside mc's apartment door with flowers: i won't take up too much time, why can't i go in?

xavier, standing in mc's doorway: BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD

charlie: .... what?!

xavier: yeah, she's dead, she-she died. she died last night.

charlie: she DIED?!

xavier: yeah... completely.

charlie: my god... i just can't believe it!

xavier, sweating nervously: well i'd hardly make up something like that, would i?

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mc: my wifi is named 'this, xavier, is the internet'

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zayne: i can't imagine what mc sees in you.

caleb: it is done. leave it be.

zayne: well, good. i always knew she had some sense.

caleb: do not make light of this. leaving was the hardest thing i've ever done.

rafayel: oh will you two get over yourselves? you're like two dogs 'round a bitch in heat.

caleb: we were talking about mc, not you.

rafayel: i did her too!

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mc, after xavier tried cooking for her: i'm just going to put this here... with the rest of the fire

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sylus: i shit you not, kitten, it was this big!

mc: there's no way. impossible! i've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.

sylus: now, would i lie about something so critical?

rafayel: what is wrong with you two? can't you ever have a conversation that isn't dirty?

caleb: i can't stand it anymore—what are you two talking about?

zayne: i'm afraid to ask, but... what are you two going on about?

xavier: ... what are you two talking about?

sylus: we're discussing knives, of course. well, daggers, technically. i never remember the difference.

sylus: why? what did you think we were talking about?

[mcllover]

gideon: have you ever had an argument with mc?

caleb: no, she tell me to shut up and i listen

[melody-of-qinju]

Sylus: You don't think I should.....stand up to her?, order her to give up on this idea?, and put my foot down as Lord and Head of the Household?!.

Mephisto: CAW CAAAW!!! (Translation: No I don't)

Sylus: ....well....good...

Sylus: ......because everytime I do that she laughs at me.

[ittybittyfanblog]

MC: I'm gonna take a shower. Care to join me? 😏

Sylus: You know, sweetie, there's a gun stashed inside the bedside drawer.

Sylus: If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me with it. In the head this time.

[remremmm]

Rafayel: I give up— I am so tired...

Thomas: Get the emergency supply!

Some employee: *carries MC and places them in front of Rafayel*

MC: *smiles*

Rafayel: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO!

[loveanddeepthroat]

Sylus: *in a business meeting* Nobody can dictate what I do. Nobody can overrule me. I suggest you don’t even try—

MC: *bursting in with a stray puppy* This is Fluffy. We’re keeping him. He will require your side of the bed.

Sylus: …

Sylus: *sighs*