#lads incorrect quotes

[ittybittyfanblog]

Rafayel: Hewwo! 🥰🥰🥰 I will be youw suwgeon fow today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let's make a wittle incision wight hewe....

Xavier: Dowcto, I think wewre lowsing him !! 😭🫣

Rafayel: Q-quick ! Han me da defwibwiwatow !

Zayne: ...Please, just turn off my fucking life support.

[lovsylus]

Mephisto: Caw Caw Caw Caw

Mc: Caw Caw Caw Caw

Mephisto: Caw Caw Caw Caw

Mc: Caw Caw Caw Caw

Sylus: What are you? 12?

Mc: Shh, he's telling me how he met the love of his life today

[amazingfandommomarch]

Mc , on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Rafayel , i uh, I’ve been stabbed.

Sylus : WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?

Mc : Wait- You aren’t Rafayel . Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-

Sylus : NO, WHERE ARE YOU? IM COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE THATS BEEN STABBED.

[loveanddeepthroat]

Sylus: *slipping a hand under her skirt at an event*

MC: ?!

MC: *whispers* I didn’t bring a gun.

Sylus: I wasn’t looking for one.

[leafybnuuy]

MC, peacefully cooking dinner : (◜〰◝)

Sylus, already regretting what he’s about to do :

Sylus : Bitch, what’s for dinner

[The peaceful atmosphere dropped]

MC : ..grilled cheese..

Sylus : . . .

[Sylus hands MC the loaded gun, before kneeling down]

Sylus : Just shoot me to end my suffering, please. I don’t deserve your forgiveness.

MC : Sylus—

[mobius-m-mobius]

it's a fair question 🙃 Lokius Incorrect Quotes [12/∞]

[manikas-whims]

When random people insult MC..

Xavier: Wanna kick their asses? *smiles and raises hand for a high five*

MC: *smiles back and high fives him* Let's do it.

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MC: *tosses her plushies at him* Hold my plushies.

Rafayel: *catches said plushies* Get them Miss Bodyguard!

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Zayne: *looks at MC* You're taking care of them or should i do it for you?

MC: Thanks for asking. *smiles at him* I'll do it myself.

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Sylus: I'll handle this. *beats the shit out of them, there's blood everywhere*

MC: Wait! NO! *stops him* that's enough!

[dark-night-hero]

Quotes that reminds me so much of Love and Deepspace men.

Zayne

"Tragic it is that I still love you, even though I know I can never again have you."

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Xavier

"Now I have to remember you for longer than I have known you."

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Rafayel

"You were the greatest risk I have ever taken. And the greatest reward I have yet to have."

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Sylus

"I know it's mad, but if I go to hell. Will you come with me or just leave?"

[ⓒdark-night-hero] 2024°

[remremmm]

Rafayel: I give up— I am so tired...

Thomas: Get the emergency supply!

Some employee: *carries MC and places them in front of Rafayel*

MC: *smiles*

Rafayel: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO!

[love-and-deepspace-incorrect]

Sylus sending MC a white blank picture:

Sylus: I like to see you in this

MC: What? There's nothing there

Sylus:

MC: Wait...

[eternallyserenity]

MC: Are you a cuddler?

Sylus: I am a machine of pain and death.

MC: ...

Sylus: .. yeah, I'm a cuddler.

[lovsylus]

Mc: Sylus, would you still love me if I were a worm?

Sylus: My biggest concern would be Mephisto and his attempts to eat you, sweetheart.

Mc: ...

Sylus: Just saying.

[amazingfandommomarch]

Sylus : Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Mc :

Sylus :

Mc : ...Please, go back to bed.

[loveanddeepthroat]

Sylus: *in a business meeting* Nobody can dictate what I do. Nobody can overrule me. I suggest you don’t even try—

MC: *bursting in with a stray puppy* This is Fluffy. We’re keeping him. He will require your side of the bed.

Sylus: …

Sylus: *sighs*

[leafybnuuy]

[MC & Sylus having a one sided argument]

MC : maybe cuz you’re rich, maybe cuz you’re powerful, and maybe cuz you’re all “tall, dark & handsome”— you’re used to getting away with things.

MC, points finger @ him : But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others!

MC : and you are a horrible person—

MC : and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person!

Sylus : 😶

Sylus : . .you think I’m handsome? 😏

MC : 😑

[no1deepspacehater]

MC: So when you say you have eyes everywhere… where exactly does ‘everywhere’ entail?

Sylus: Are you asking because you tripped over your shoelaces in the foyer and fell on your face?

MC: Oh… so you saw that :(

Sylus (trying to be nice for once in his life): ……. No.