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now i have 500 diamonds and a dream to get the companion… i need him 😭😭😭

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HOLY SHIT

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LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 3

mc: have you gone soft my sweet syrup pie?

sylus: no my sweet syrup pie, i’ve gone hard

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mc: zayne, let me go!

zayne: no, my darling, calm down! you’re feeling murderous!

mc: ... we talked about this, you're supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

zayne: not in this instance my darling!

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sylus (talking about luke and kieran): since the boys aren’t interested in larceny or vandalism, and obviously they’re too young for whoring, to stop this excursion from being a total waste of time, i threw them in this dumpster, and they’re not allowed out until they’ve each killed six rats.

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caleb: have you any natural gifts, pipsqueak?

mc: hmm.. let me think... putting up with you

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mc: tell me, what is rafayel like to work for?

thomas: between you and me... he can be a bit of a prat.

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mc about tara: she's my best friend. she's my pal. she's my homegirl. rotten soldier. she's my sweet cheese. my good time gal.

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bi!rafayel: i mean, who isn't gay?

mc: a lot of people, actually...

bi!rafayel, sarcastically: oh okay, woohoo, i'll get the trumpets out, sorry.

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xavier (jealously talking about lumiere): maybe you should date him too.

mc: maybe i will!

xavier: (angry alien)

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mc, mocking rafayel: my name is rafayel and i have a deep seated jealousy for a tiny little boy cat!

rafayel: (angry fish)

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mc, to xavier and jeremiah: you guys heard about philos? that's messed up, right?

xavier and jeremiah: (awkward silence)

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xavier: what do they want from me? why can't they just leave me alone? i mean what do they want from me?

mc: well, you hunt wanderers

xavier: but why me? why do they come to me?

mc: ... because you hunt wanderers.

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mc, posing in a dress: lalaLA LA LA...

simone: you are wearing a dress.

mc: what- what do you think?

simone: occasion?

mc: i got a date. doctor zayne, divorcee, very good-looking.. nice ass, which is a first for me.

tara: never had a nice one?

mc: no, and i know they exist because i've seen them on the telly.

(later in the conversation)

mc: this guy's special. he's not like the others. he's not another rafayel.

tara: the artist? he seemed quite nice.

mc: no. he was very... murder-y. do you remember xavier?

simone: didn't he live with his friend?

mc: yeah... in a car...

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sylus, trying to do taxes for the first time: if you live in a council flat, beside a river, but are not... blind. WHAT?! what is your mother's maiden name? what- what's her first name?! i just knew her as ma!

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thomas, flipping through a ledger full of drawings: are these your accounts?

rafayel: yep!

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mc, drunk: old wine, is good wine.

zayne, even drunker: yes, but- expensive wine, is good wine also.

mc: yes, but the older the wine is, the gooder it is.

zayne: well, yes, but by the same token, the more expensive the wine is, the gooder it is also.

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mc: imagine you're a woman.

caleb: okay. wait, i'm still..

caleb: (proceeds to make several funny faces and then flip imaginary long hair)

mc: okay, and now imagine you have a boyfriend.

caleb: (girlish giggle)

mc: okay, and now imagine you see that boyfriend... with another woman.

caleb: (high pitched whimper)

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sorry for the lack of posts recently, i’ve been busy! hopefully i can start posting regularly again soon. hope you’re all doing well <3

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LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 10

rafayel: it's the lack of fashion that strikes fear into my heart.

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zayne: ... if you can find me ten silk scarves, i know a dance that'll REALLY shock them

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mc, with zayne in the snow: my footsies are freezing, thank you!

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caleb: my ass should open up a shop. apparently it's quite prolific.

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rafayel: look at this profile! isn't it incredible? i picture it in marble.

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sylus: shame we aren't in the n109 zone. i could show you a hundred ways to shame your ancestors.

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jeremiah: so.. mc. you and xavier both are from the hunters association?

mc: yes, but i was never as famous as the great lumiere.

xavier: mc....

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LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 9

rafayel, looking at an urn: nice vase. i should get one for my house.

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sylus: evols can kill. knives can kill. even small children launched at great speed could kill.

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xavier: your husband? dead. it was horrible, and so forth.

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caleb: you have never wooed? not once? you are wooless, as it were?

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zayne, deadpan: yarr, pirate zayne reporting for duty, prepare to be boarded.

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rafayel: planning has never been my strong suit... now killing. killing and lovemaking.. killing and lovemaking and witty retorts... those i am better at.

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LaDS lads and (my) mc as fictional couples i love and adore

sylus/mc: hua cheng/xie lian from heaven official's blessing.

sylus waits centuries for mc, then they're finally reunited and she doesn't know who she is to him, but she gets to experience falling in love with him again. RAAAHHH i love sylus and hua cheng so much, your honour.

xavier/mc: yor forger/loid forger from spy x family.

they have a friendship based on convenience, and then actually falling in love later on is very sweet. xavier is very protective of mc, but also is aware she's quite capable on her own - that doesn't stop him from doing everything possible to make sure she's safe.

rafayel/mc: maomao/jinshi from the apothecary diaries.

they tease each other all the time but deep down do really care about each other - perhaps rafayel more obviously than mc, but she shows affection in her own way. my mc absolutely looks at raf like he's an annoying insect and he secretly likes it lmao.

zayne/mc: juliet o'hara/shawn spencer from psych.

in other words, kinda dorky serious one and silly goofy idiot - you can imagine who's who. mc falls first but zayne falls harder. my loves!!

caleb/mc: gomez/morticia - the addams family.

they are OBSESSED with each other, nothing can or will separate them. caleb adores mc just as gomez adores morticia.

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mc, playing kitty cards: you ruffle your feathers whenever you have a good hand, though. might want to watch that.

mephisto, sitting at the other side of the table: caw!

sylus: is it brilliant or horrible you play kitty cards with my crow?

mc: all i'm saying is, he'd be up more than a few coins if he watched his tells.

mc: tara's uncle has a whole flock of parrots who play every week. they're a cutthroat bunch. you've got a long way to go, mephy.

mephisto: CAW! (angry)

mc: don't take it bad. you're still better than luke and kieran.

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xavier: aww i have a hole in my toe :(

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caleb: i mean if you really think about it, you body is just advertising for your sex organs.

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rafayel: i’ll go turn it on. the ghost, not the camera.

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caleb to zayne: the only thing dryer than your humour is between my legs.

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mc: well, time is relative.

xavier: just like banana bread…

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mc: if you really think about it, french sounds like doctor's handwriting.

zayne: (sigh)

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mc: i can’t believe i’m supposed to be a functioning adult.

xavier: i can’t believe it’s butter.

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jenna (reading mc's resume): mc is... hungry for responsibility. excellent, that's great...

jenna (trying not to laugh): horny for teamwork...

jenna (now absolutely losing her shit): and ready to BUST A NUT up in this job...

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rafayel: i'm a little piece of goat-meat, ghost-meat, for you...

rafayel, dancing seductively: i'll do whatever you need...

xavier: okay, so rafayel is trying to seduce the ghost now.

rafayel, beginning to strip: why don't you haunt... my-

xavier: ...

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rafayel: THESE are our secret society outfits.

caleb: zayne, you look like some rye bread a cape got on.

zayne, without skipping a beat: you look like if hepatitis was a person.

mc: PAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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mc: you need something to eat or drink?

rafayel: i could use some appy slices actually..

mc: and a lil' peanut butter to dip 'em in?

rafayel: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER, MC!

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thank you for the tag. this is chefs kiss excellent, you are correct, i love it!!

LADS boys and their love for you as Hozier Songs

Credit: @incorrectloveanddeepspace <3

Summary: LADS boys and their love for you( MC) as Hozier songs.

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Xavier:

• NFWB

When I first saw you, the end was soon

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Give your heart and soul to charity

'Cause the rest of you, the best of you

Honey, belongs to me

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Ain't it exciting you, the rumble where you lay?

Ain′t you my baby?

Ain′t you my baby?

Nothing fucks with my baby

Nothing can get a look in on my baby

Nothing fucks with my baby

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing

If I was born as a blackthorn tree

I'd wanna be felled by you, held by you

Fuel the pyre of your enemies

- Xavier could save his people by sacrificing your life ( “your heart“(l.2)) and yet.. he doesn’t. His protectiveness (l.8 f.) and love for you won’t allow it. Xavier’s love for you is too much, to blindly and overwhelming.

Zayne:

• Francesca

Do you think I'd give up

That this might've shook the love from me

Or that I was on the brink?

How could you think, darling, I'd scare so easily?

Now that it's done

There's not one thing that I would change

My life was a storm, since I was born

How could I fear any hurricane?

If someone asked me at the end

I'll tell them put me back in it

Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah

If I could hold you for a minute

Darling, I'd go through it again, ah, ah

I would still be surprised I could find you, darling

In any life

If I could hold you for a minute

Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah

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I would not change it each time (I would not change it each time)

Heaven is not fit to house a love (Heaven is not fit to house a love)

Like you and I (like you and I)

- illustating the tumultuous relationship between Zayne and Astra. It doesn’t matter, Zayne doesn’t regret a single thing second with you. It doesn’t matter what pain he‘ll be put through.

Rafayel:

• Hymn to Virgil

I would burn the world to bring some heat to you

I would burn the world to bring some heat

You are the reason I went through it, oh

The only meaning as I knew it, my-yeah

I can only do my best, I do not do this for myself

I'd walk through hell on living feet for you

I wouldn't be seen walking through any door

Some place that you're not welcome to

You stare at the faces smiling from somewhere warm

Some place the sunlight won't come through

- Rafayel lost his home and people in Lemuria, all for you (l.3). He‘ll do anything for you, give you his everything. You’re the keeper of his heart, after all.

Sylus:

•It will come back and Almost (sweet music)

Don't give it a hand, offer it a soul

Honey, make this easy

Leave it to the land, this is what it knows

Honey, that's how it sleeps

Don't let it in with no intention to keep it

Jesus Christ, don't be kind to it

Honey, don't feed it, it will come back

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It can't be unlearned

I've known the warmth of your doorways

Through the cold, I'll find my way back to you

Oh, please, give me mercy no more

That's a kindness you can't afford

I warn you, babe, each night, as sure as you're born

You'll hear me howling outside your door

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I′m almost me again

She's almost you

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Be still, my foolish heart

Don't ruin this on me

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I got some colour back

She thinks so, too

I laugh like me again

She laughs like you

- you were the first human to show dragon Sylus gentleness and affection (l.1-3). You should’ve known what the consequences of that would be (l.7). Of course, he can’t let you go. How could he? He‘ll return to you, for the warmth of you is the only one he knows (l. 8-14)

In your current timeline, he‘ll see glimpses of your old self (l.15 - 16) and he feels himself starting to become his old self again. Slowly but surely.

Caleb:

• Work song and Take me to church

There′s nothing sweeter than my baby

I'd never want once from the cherry tree

'Cause my baby′s sweet as can be

She give me toothaches just from kissin′ me

When my time comes around

Lay me gently in the cold dark earth

No grave can hold my body down

I'll crawl home to her

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My babe would never fret none

About what my hands and my body done

If the Lord don't forgive me

I′d still have my baby and my babe would have me

When I was kissing on my baby

And she put her love down soft and sweet

In the low lamp light I was free

Heaven and hell were words to me.

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I'll tell you my sins, so you can sharpen your knife

Offer me my deathless death, oh, good God, let me give you my life

No masters or kings when the ritual begins

There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin

In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene

- Caleb adores you. He worships you. He always has and always will. His love for you fulfills him (l.3-4) and nothing can keep him from you. Not even his alleged death. He‘ll crawl back to you if he must (l.5-8). He’s not ashamed of his love for you, not anymore (l.9-16), however he wishes you both could share the sin of the intensity of your love (l.20)

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A/N: When I’m in a yearning competition but my opponents are the LADS boys or Hozier.

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been getting the cyberpunk itch, and then my brain came up with the concept of ripperdoc zayne, and i had to get the idea out of my head as fast as possible lol

i'm lowkey obsessed with this concept so i might have to write some fics and do more art of the rest of the boys hehe

once i get more consistent (and better) with my art style i may also open commissions for art and writing, if anyone's interested <3

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simone: he (xavier) thought i was doing this to get to you.

mc: ... i'm an idiot.

simone: admitting it is a good step. where are you heading next?

mc, having lost the will to live: the training grounds. hat island. the deepest hole i can find.

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sylus: mc, for my sake please quit cutting through the alleyways of the n109 zone late at night.

mc: nothing ever happens. i'm perfectly safe, sylus.

sylus: yes, i know. and that nothing is costing me a fortune.

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tara, blackout drunk: you're a daft couple of... take a hint and bend her over a basin, will you?

zayne: ... mc?

mc, bright red: uhh... (nervous chuckle)

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rafayel, with mc on an abyssal chaos quest: whoever's hiding had better come out. unless you're a wanderer. then... feel free to keep hiding.

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mc: oh, please, you wouldn't know honest if i tied you up and spanked you with it.

sylus with a huge smirk on his face: you tie them up, and i'll go find some honesty.

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thomas: you and rafayel... something's there, isn't there?

mc: he's clever, strong, wonderful... how can anyone not love him?

thomas: oh, i can give you a list, but that might just bore you.

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zayne, drunk and holding up an empty cider bottle: has anyone tried screwing this into a lightbulb?

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xavier: lumiere is a bitch, and i am a bitcher

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rafayel, confidently: i put the sex in dyslexic

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caleb (playing minecraft with mc): hit me one more time and i will show you why bananas are yellow, pipsqueak.

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xavier: i am going to eat a raisin with religious intent

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mc: what does our lord and saviour zayne have to say on this matter?

zayne: i've been eating a sandwich, i haven't been listening

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caleb, drunk: does doritos have lactose intolerance in them?

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mc: i got stuck in the washing machine and the washing machine is the farspace fleet

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rafayel: witness my large bussy energy

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mc: caleb's cake was the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs

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caleb, looking at a bottle of gin: 'beefeater' - heh, that's what they call me in bed

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mc, talking about the deepspace trials: 200 hours of straight wanderer dick stabbing fun

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[utter silence for several minutes]

xavier: last night i had a dream i was being executed.

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mc, giving sylus a dnd character sheet: mephie got into a bit of an eating phase... don't worry, he only ate your personality traits though so nothing of value was lost.

sylus: ... fuck you

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sylus: i'll have you know i'm a part of the fbi - federal booby inspectors, a highly respectable organisation, thank you very much.

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mc, pointing to zayne, sylus, and luke/kieran in that order: father, daddy, and sons.

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mc: what did you have for breakfast this morning?

zayne: smarties cereal.

mc: oh my god, i didn't even know smarties made a cereal!

zayne: they don't, it's just smarties in a bowl with milk.

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charlie the baker, outside mc's apartment door with flowers: i won't take up too much time, why can't i go in?

xavier, standing in mc's doorway: BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD

charlie: .... what?!

xavier: yeah, she's dead, she-she died. she died last night.

charlie: she DIED?!

xavier: yeah... completely.

charlie: my god... i just can't believe it!

xavier, sweating nervously: well i'd hardly make up something like that, would i?

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mc: my wifi is named 'this, xavier, is the internet'

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zayne: i can't imagine what mc sees in you.

caleb: it is done. leave it be.

zayne: well, good. i always knew she had some sense.

caleb: do not make light of this. leaving was the hardest thing i've ever done.

rafayel: oh will you two get over yourselves? you're like two dogs 'round a bitch in heat.

caleb: we were talking about mc, not you.

rafayel: i did her too!

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mc, after xavier tried cooking for her: i'm just going to put this here... with the rest of the fire

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sylus: i shit you not, kitten, it was this big!

mc: there's no way. impossible! i've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.

sylus: now, would i lie about something so critical?

rafayel: what is wrong with you two? can't you ever have a conversation that isn't dirty?

caleb: i can't stand it anymore—what are you two talking about?

zayne: i'm afraid to ask, but... what are you two going on about?

xavier: ... what are you two talking about?

sylus: we're discussing knives, of course. well, daggers, technically. i never remember the difference.

sylus: why? what did you think we were talking about?

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i spent 3 hours grinding abyssal chaos to get enough diamonds to get 5 wishes off the pity, and i get another nightplume instead of one of the lumiere memories… i hate it here 😭

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your lads boys as hozier songs post is taking root in my brain.

aww thank you lovely!! <3 seems a lot of people liked that one lol

what's your favourite hozier song and who's your favourite LI?