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LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 5

zayne, drunk and holding up an empty cider bottle: has anyone tried screwing this into a lightbulb?

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xavier: lumiere is a bitch, and i am a bitcher

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rafayel, confidently: i put the sex in dyslexic

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caleb (playing minecraft with mc): hit me one more time and i will show you why bananas are yellow, pipsqueak.

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xavier: i am going to eat a raisin with religious intent

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mc: what does our lord and saviour zayne have to say on this matter?

zayne: i've been eating a sandwich, i haven't been listening

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caleb, drunk: does doritos have lactose intolerance in them?

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mc: i got stuck in the washing machine and the washing machine is the farspace fleet

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rafayel: witness my large bussy energy

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mc: caleb's cake was the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs

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caleb, looking at a bottle of gin: 'beefeater' - heh, that's what they call me in bed

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mc, talking about the deepspace trials: 200 hours of straight wanderer dick stabbing fun

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[utter silence for several minutes]

xavier: last night i had a dream i was being executed.

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mc, giving sylus a dnd character sheet: mephie got into a bit of an eating phase... don't worry, he only ate your personality traits though so nothing of value was lost.

sylus: ... fuck you

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sylus: i'll have you know i'm a part of the fbi - federal booby inspectors, a highly respectable organisation, thank you very much.

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mc, pointing to zayne, sylus, and luke/kieran in that order: father, daddy, and sons.

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LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 4

mc: what did you have for breakfast this morning?

zayne: smarties cereal.

mc: oh my god, i didn't even know smarties made a cereal!

zayne: they don't, it's just smarties in a bowl with milk.

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charlie the baker, outside mc's apartment door with flowers: i won't take up too much time, why can't i go in?

xavier, standing in mc's doorway: BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD

charlie: .... what?!

xavier: yeah, she's dead, she-she died. she died last night.

charlie: she DIED?!

xavier: yeah... completely.

charlie: my god... i just can't believe it!

xavier, sweating nervously: well i'd hardly make up something like that, would i?

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mc: my wifi is named 'this, xavier, is the internet'

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zayne: i can't imagine what mc sees in you.

caleb: it is done. leave it be.

zayne: well, good. i always knew she had some sense.

caleb: do not make light of this. leaving was the hardest thing i've ever done.

rafayel: oh will you two get over yourselves? you're like two dogs 'round a bitch in heat.

caleb: we were talking about mc, not you.

rafayel: i did her too!

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mc, after xavier tried cooking for her: i'm just going to put this here... with the rest of the fire

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sylus: i shit you not, kitten, it was this big!

mc: there's no way. impossible! i've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.

sylus: now, would i lie about something so critical?

rafayel: what is wrong with you two? can't you ever have a conversation that isn't dirty?

caleb: i can't stand it anymore—what are you two talking about?

zayne: i'm afraid to ask, but... what are you two going on about?

xavier: ... what are you two talking about?

sylus: we're discussing knives, of course. well, daggers, technically. i never remember the difference.

sylus: why? what did you think we were talking about?

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i spent 3 hours grinding abyssal chaos to get enough diamonds to get 5 wishes off the pity, and i get another nightplume instead of one of the lumiere memories… i hate it here 😭

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your lads boys as hozier songs post is taking root in my brain.

aww thank you lovely!! <3 seems a lot of people liked that one lol

what's your favourite hozier song and who's your favourite LI?

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LaDS lads as my playlist titles

zayne:

rafayel:

xavier:

caleb:

sylus:

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they’re 100% proud cat parents after the cat distribution system chooses them

(also my mc reveal hehe, definitely gonna be posting more photo booth shenanigans)

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LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 3

mc: have you gone soft my sweet syrup pie?

sylus: no my sweet syrup pie, i’ve gone hard

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mc: zayne, let me go!

zayne: no, my darling, calm down! you’re feeling murderous!

mc: ... we talked about this, you're supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

zayne: not in this instance my darling!

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sylus (talking about luke and kieran): since the boys aren’t interested in larceny or vandalism, and obviously they’re too young for whoring, to stop this excursion from being a total waste of time, i threw them in this dumpster, and they’re not allowed out until they’ve each killed six rats.

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caleb: have you any natural gifts, pipsqueak?

mc: hmm.. let me think... putting up with you

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mc: tell me, what is rafayel like to work for?

thomas: between you and me... he can be a bit of a prat.

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mc about tara: she's my best friend. she's my pal. she's my homegirl. rotten soldier. she's my sweet cheese. my good time gal.

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bi!rafayel: i mean, who isn't gay?

mc: a lot of people, actually...

bi!rafayel, sarcastically: oh okay, woohoo, i'll get the trumpets out, sorry.

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xavier (jealously talking about lumiere): maybe you should date him too.

mc: maybe i will!

xavier: (angry alien)

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mc, mocking rafayel: my name is rafayel and i have a deep seated jealousy for a tiny little boy cat!

rafayel: (angry fish)

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mc, to xavier and jeremiah: you guys heard about philos? that's messed up, right?

xavier and jeremiah: (awkward silence)

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special shoutout to all the zayne girlies (and hozier girlies) on my lads hozier post. i see you and i love you. i will now give you a gentle kiss on the forehead because you are amazing. mwah

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LaDS lads as hozier songs

sylus: hymn to virgil

"if i held in my hands everything gold could buy / i'd still not have a thing worth giving you / you tell me the sun is shining in paradise / and i have to watch your lips turn blue / i would burn the world to bring some heat to you."

caleb: it will come back

"i know who i am when i'm alone / i'm something else when i see you / you don't understand, you should never know / how easy you are to need / don't let me in with no intention to keep me / jesus christ, don't be kind to me / honey, don't feed me, i will come back"

xavier: NFWMB

"give your heart and soul to charity / 'cause the rest of you, the best of you / honey, belongs to me" ... "if i was born as a blackthorn tree / i'd want to be felled by you / held by you / fuel the pyre of your enemies"

rafayel: work song

"my babe would never fret none / about what my hands and my body done / if the lord don't forgive me / i'd still have my baby and my baby would have me / when i was kissin' on my baby / and she put her love down, soft and sweet / in the low lamplight, i was free / heaven and hell were words to me"

zayne: talk

"i'd be the dreadful need in the devotee / that made him turn around / and i'd be the immediate forgiveness / in eurydice / imagine being loved by me / i won't deny i've got in my mind now / all the things i would do / so i try to talk refined, for fear that you'll find out / how i'm imagining you"

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LaDS lads as dnd classes & subclasses

rafayel: assassin rogue/college of creation bard.

sylus: ascendant dragon monk/oathbreaker paladin.

zayne: life domain cleric/evocation wizard

xavier: celestial warlock.

caleb: gunslinger fighter.

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LaDS lads - incorrect quotes pt 2

(mc returning from a mission)

xavier: did you find out anything?

mc: yes. i'm awesome at karate.

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philip: so what's next sylus?

(luke and kieran dancing in the background)

sylus: KNOCK IT OFF!

luke and kieran (in unison): sorry, boss.

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xavier: i don't lose it, i place it somewhere where it later eludes me.

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mc: how long do you want me to wait before i ate you?

zayne: i won't dignify that with an answer, mc.

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(mc and rafayel undercover)

mc: this is my partner, sh'dynasty, it is spelled s-h-comma-to-the-top dynasty.

ever employee: comma to the top?

rafayel: that's god's comma.

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greyson: come on, let's hug it out.

zayne: i'd rather spend a day at the mall with carter.

greyson: that's.... fair.

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(the gang got blackout drunk)

zayne, pointing to caleb's gun in a fishtank: oh-

caleb, running to fish it out: MY BABY!!

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mc: we need to get down, away from the windows.

rafayel: miss bodyguard! purple octopus, 12 o'clock.

mc, looking at the mural of the octopus: raf, you need to focus.

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zayne at dinner with caleb and mc: what about your license?

caleb: my pilot's license? out back in the ship, or perhaps my license to kill, revoked at the skyhaven border. i could give you the details, but then i'd have to kill you, which i can't do, because my license to kill has been revoked.

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zayne: you have never read the bible, have you mc?

mc: genesis. exorcist. leviathan. dooooooo the right thing-

zayne: stop talking.

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LaDS lads - incorrect quotes pt 1

(sorry for the lack of caleb, zayne and xavier in this one i will make it up to you i swear)

rafayel, sketching on the beach with thomas: want to wager i can name a thousand different sea creatures?

thomas: um, i-

rafayel: starfish. seabass. wild alaskan salmon. pufferfish, spiny fish. blue fish...

[10 minutes later]

rafayel: sea lions, sea tigers, loch ness monster...

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kieran, walking into sylus’ room: hello?

mc, whispering while they’re both in a wardrobe: is that sylus, the leader of onychinus?

sylus, casually: no, uh, i'm sylus

mc: (surprised pikachu face)

sylus with a smug expression: shhhh

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rafayel: cats are terrifying, everyone knows that. they're witches, and they've got knives in their feet.

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(greyson walks into zayne’s office)

zayne, bright red, and sweating profusely with several buttons of his shirt undone: we have… been exercising together... because we want our bodies to be smaller. everything's fine.

mc: (frantically nodding, also sweating)

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rafayel: well, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath >:(

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mc, looking at a picture of lumiere: wouldn't it be crazy if i was suddenly, like, into lumiere?

xavier: (slams door)

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mc: it'll be good, give me a chance to practice my massive aggression.

sylus: ... passive aggression, kitten.

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sylus, looking at utter chaos at a black market protocore auction: what did you do to them?

mc, smugly: passive aggression.

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rafayel (in pyjamas): on your feet miss bodyguard! we're having a day... once i'm changed.

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kieran: sylus is the kind of person where if he shot me, i'd be like "yeah i probably deserved it"

luke: ah, i'd love to be shot by sylus!

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mc, to rafayel after finding out he’s lemurian: i got a serious question for you then... are you a mermaid?

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xavier, looking at zayne who is with mc on the street below their apartment building: do you think he's better looking than me?

jeremiah, shrugging: mmmm. long night?

xavier, staring into the distance: i don't know

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rafayel, casually: murder's a natural cause

mc: (stunned silence)

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LaDS lads as sleep token songs (in my opinion)

sylus: give

If you want to give Then give me all that you can give All your darkest impulses and if You want to give me anything then give Give in again

I'll tear the fibre from the filament I'll be the limit of your light again I want to taste you better I want to taste you better

I will be watching for your enemies To let them know that they contend with me I want to know you're out there I want to know you're out there

caleb: emergence

I've got solar flares for your dead gods, space dust for your fuel rods Dark days for your solstice, dancing through the depths of Hellfire, on the winds that started from within My blood beats so alive, might tear right through my skin (huh, whoo)

So tell me what you meant by "living past your half-life" In lockstep with the universe, and you're well-versed in the afterlife You know that I'm sanctified by what's below No matter what you do, no matter where you go

You might be the one to take away the pain and let my mind go quiet And nothing else is quite the same as how I feel when I'm at your side

xavier: calcutta

I am caught, tangled in Wrapped and quartered Tripping up and over Time, lived again For just a moment Missing pieces find me I sweat, and I ache for your eyes and the way you breathe

And I wake, say your name And I wake, say your name

You are more than warm belief Melting skywards More than silence broken I'm whole again For just a moment 'Til the morning comes

rafayel: atlantic

Call me when they bury bodies underwater It's blue light over murder for me Crumble like a temple built from future daughters To wasteland when the oceans recede

Merry in the morning, earn your bitter fodder It's easier to try not to eat So flood me like Atlantic, bandage up the trenches Anything to get me to sleep

zayne: alkaline

Ooh, let's talk about chemistry 'Cause I'm dying to melt through To the heart of her molecules 'Til the particles part like holy water

If anything She's an undiscovered element Either born in Hell or Heaven-sent Either way I'm into it

She's not acid nor alkaline Caught between black and white Not quite either day or night She's perfectly misaligned I'm caught up in her design And how it connects to mine I see in a different light The objects of my desire