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Incorrect quotes#1012 Pet names

GothMc: As we all know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me

Asmo*Hugs you from behind, nuzzling his cheek with yours* Where am I on the list,"My Briar?~"

GothMc: Well, I can't tell you that, because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction, "My Beloved Bleeding Heart"

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Incorrect quotes#1011 SoloMc In the Nutshell

Mc*drunk as a skunk with human alcohol* Do you wanna kiss me?

Solo*Also drunk, With a flushed face* Absolutely fucking kinda?

Mc: Call me pretty first

Solo*Already puckering his lips but blinks as you stop him by squishing his cheeks* You’re pretty-Muuah-weh?

Mc: What’s pretty ABOUT me?

Solo: Uh, the way you make the seven deadly sins and hellborn bow to you will with just a firm command?

Mc: … okay ye old slut, kiss me-

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Incorrect quotes#1010 He would

Okay, but can you imagine Luke being dumped all the work on a school project by his team many times in the past, only to realize that when Mammon or the brothers mess with him, you instill the fear of MC in them...why not use it on others?

Luke*glaring at the group that was assigned to be in*So you can either do what I ask or I-

Luke*Suddenly tearing up as his voice hiccups* Will tell Mc you were mean to me...

Classmates: You fucking wouldn't...

Luke*No longer crying, as he crosses one leg over the other with a smirk* Try me Demons

Teacher*Who has popcorn and 3D glasses out*Diavolo thank you for this entertainment-

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KNY Incorrect quotes#150 They stress him out-

KNY Modern au

Iguro is the legal guardian of the twins, and the twins love spending solo time with you-

Iguro*Texting his wards* "Call me"

Yuichi & Muichi*texting back at him*"Give me a couple minutes we can't find our phone"

Iguro*Reads the text and nods,putting his phone away*Oh, okay

20 minutes later, the twins got a called from Iguro and answered while you were going to the bathroom

Iguro:...

Muichi:...

Yuichi:...

Iguro: You're a terrible children,You're killing me, Boys. You're killing your guardian-

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KNY Incorrect quotes#149 He needs kisses-

I want a SANGIY/N(Like the Miromabby in kpdh)-

Your "Friend", really more an acquaintance, interrupts you and Giyuu on your date to choose your wedding cake flavour, dumping pictures of you kissing Sanemi, Giyuu's co-worker

Fake Friend*Who wants Giyuu to break up with you, and saw you "Cheating" as a chance for that to ruin you* I have evidence that Your Fiancé is cheating on you. See them in this picture of them being kissed. This your co-worker-

Giyuu: I also kiss him

Fake Friend:...what?

Y/n: We all kiss 'nemi!~, He needs it, if we don't, He thinks we hate them~

Interviewer: What?-

Sane*Who came in late for the cake testing out of breath, sitting down between you two looking confused*What i fuckin' miss?...

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KNY Incorrect quotes#148 Not a date

Soft Y/n and Sanemi on their not-first date...

Old Lady: Bracelet? For your beautiful girlfriend?~

Sane: Oh, no. We're not... She's not my type.

Soft!Y/n: Oh, no-... Ugh. What? Excuse me? I'm everyone's type!

Sane: You can't even show up on time!

Soft!Y/n: You from the 1900s?

Sane: I see why you're single!

Soft!Y/n: What?!-

Sane: See? We'd never work

Old Lady*Looking at Sanemi with Judging eyes, grabs your hand and puts the bracelets on your palm* Here, free one. Go find yourself a better boy. This one's hopeless...

Sane: Well, there's your answer, Hopeless...

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When Yuu and Grim Help Trey pick berries amd fruit from the botanical garden THIS is his littl3 helper outfit-

OVERALLS ON KIDS ARE A MUST IN MY EYES!?-

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Look at the baby-LOOK AT THE BABY!?

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JJK incorrect quotes #3 Mama Gojo

Gojo & You being Child Tsumiki's and Toddler Megumi's guardians in a nutshell

Y/n*Holding Toddler Megumi and looks excitedly at Gojo*You're gonna be the "Mom" and imma be the "Dad"-

Gojo*Turns and snickers offended-like*PSSH aaah! why do you get to be the "Dad" and I'm the "Mom", NAAAHH!

Y/n*Looks at him with a raised brow*"Why am I the mom?", PUH-LEASE look at your hair! Like come on

Gojo*Crosses his arms and pouts, combing his full volume thanks to his blowout*W-well okay, I do like taking care of my hair with water, Plus it's a small luxury and I do think I deserve treating myself

Y/n*Points at eyelashes, still holding megumi in arms*Yea, but I at least don't curl my eyelashes with a spoon!

Gojo*Angrily grabs Megumi in his arms, flustered with a hushed tone*I TOLD YOU I WASN'T CURLING THEM! I was burning a wart with a hot spoon!?

Y/n: Look, you can say it all you want, But imma be the Dad and the Momma-

Gojo*Pulls glasses off to glare at you*I SAID NO!?I'M NOT GONNA BE THEIR MOM!...Tsk

Toddler!Meg*Looks at him,with sleepy eyes and yawns in his arms*???

Gojo*Seeing him with sparkling worried eyes*-Also the kids really need you to buy them new clothes...and for you to spend more time with them...

Y/n*Rubs neck apologetically* I just been very busy...

The loving music with a soft aura breaks when Gojo realizes what he just did-

Gojo:...

Gojo: You know what- Yeah I just realized I am the mom-

Y/n: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU!But you never listen to me

Honestly, dunno you can see this as romantic or platonic with you and paintbrush head over here, Its funny no matter what situation you two have-

p.s. this fucker is gonna have on repeat "I'm a Survivor"Reba McEntire ON REPEAT on the car

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JJK incorrect quotes #2 His weird ass bride-

The cursed king's Quirky bride

Sukuna: Talk dirty to me~ Bride!Y/n: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Sukuna: Wha- Bride!Y/n: The economy is in shambles,Husband

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Bride!Y/n: Wanna hear some dark humor? Sukuna: Yeah, I love dark humor~ Bride!Y/n: Alright. Bride!Y/n*Blows on all the candles in the room* Bride!Y/n: Knock knock... Sukuna*Groans and rubs his temples* Turn the damn lights back on-

Sukuna: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Bride!Y/n: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Sukuna: Our relationship is strictly professional and contractual Bride!Y/n*sitting on Sukuna’s lap* Absolutely, only on business...

For the record: I do not in any carnal, emotional, or spiritual way like Sukuna ONE bit, I just like the idea of Sukuna with a really weird bride who doesn't even know what her next move

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JJK incorrect quotes #1 Third-wheeler

The secret married life of Nanami and his Spouse...and their third-wheel gojo

Kento: Honey, can you get me the butter?

Spouse!Y/n: Sure, sweetie~

You open the fridge door and find Gojo inside as he hands you the gross, viscous butter

Gojo: Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!~

Spouse!Y/n*giggles nervously*

Kento*throws the diced carrots into the soup* What's funny, honey?~

Gojo: Really impressive wordplay ◉ ̫ ◉~

Kento: WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!

This is for you guys who I know wanted a JJK Series...

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KPDH Incorrect quotes #4 You what-

Baby Dropping lore at the guys at random times-

Jinu: I miss my mom and sister...

Baby: I was a "mom" once

Abby: You were?!

Baby*nods, reminiscing* well more like a father?…

Romance: how were you a father?

Baby: I topped this human this year, and suddenly we have a kid—

Mystery*chokes on his soda*!?!

-Should this be a thing?-tell me y'all-

The Saja boys are trying to figure out who baby hooked up with-

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KPDH Incorrect quotes #3 Bobby vs SB

Sajaboy(Tho with Jinu he asking for Rumi and Your hand-): I'm asking permission to marry your Daughters/Daughter

Bobby*Looks up from his desk with a frown*what is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t-beat me in a duel first!

-Later, as you talk with staff about Huntrix new outfits, you get a text-

Sajaboy/Jinu"Get ready for the honeymoon, your dad said yes!...also I'm in the hospital-"

You get a picture of both Him and Bobby beat up in the hospital beds, with him giving you a thumbs up...as his arm is being bandaged and Bobby in the back looking at wedding dress magazines-

Y/n:...WTF-

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KPDH Incorrect quotes #2 Kisses

Assistant manager to bobby y/n...thats it-

Interviewer: I have evidence that Y/n is cheating on you. See them in this picture of them being kissed, Rumi-

Mira: Zoey also kisses our assistant manager

Interviewer:...what?

Zoey: We all kiss y/n!~...they need it, if we don't, they think we hate them

Interviewer: What?-

... Is this self-indulgent?YES

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CRK Incorrect quotes #8 Margarine's Turn

Royal Margarine*Holds his pants up in place, forgot he hasn't shaved down there and how past lovers told him to shave, given he has a lot of body hair now as he is "Past his Golden days"* It’s just…I haven’t shaved down there in a while

Dragon!Y/n*Self-restraint is slowly breaking seeing him shirtless*I Have eaten the starbursts stuck to the wrapper*Slit pupils staring straight into his eyes as you are squishing your head between his muscular thighs, your talons making tears on his pants *Lay ye ass down and let me feast,I want a real Man not a child as my mate

Royal Margarine*With a squeaky voice, he nods and covers his face, feeling blush creeping in, and tears fall out*...O-okay

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CRK Incorrect quotes #8 He likes scratchies

Y/n*Looking around, on a search*Burny, my love, did you see a hairy frog?

Burning Spice*Is looking at you with a smirk, hand on his chest* The only hairy frog I'm interested in My darling~ is the one between your legs~

Y/n*Blushing but smirks and scratches his chin*It's not just a frog~It's the whole swamp~

Burning Spice*Gets on his knees, his eyes almost rolling back as he leans into your touch, hugging your waist like a good little beast*True~

Y/n*Giggles at his reaction*

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CRK Incorrect quotes #7 Honeymoon

After marriage, Elder Faerie wanted to...Surprise you on your honeymoon, and he knew you also had a surprise for him...

Y/n: Isn’t this great?!

Elder Faerie*With Loose Robe on to surprise you, Lying on the bed in a starfish position*Not really...

Y/n*looking down from the top bunk: What’s wrong i asked if you wanted to be top or bottom?... You said you wanna be on top

Elder Faerie*Knows you don't understand the innuendo you accidentally said, and he misinterpreted *...that was the plan...

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