#obey me!

[zephyrchama]

Demon brothers weaponizing their incompetence in the human world to get your attention. Your realm is sooo different to the Devildom, they need you to help them. These ancient and powerful beings are stumped by the incredible inventions of human ingenuity.

Or maybe they're taking advantage of you to monopolize your time.

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Beelzebub, who had been using a fork just fine all day, suddenly forgets what it's for when you walk into the room. He fiddles with it in his hand and asks, "How does this human fork work?

You respond, confused, "It's the same as any fork? Literally the same as the Devildom, you just... stab the food and put it in your mouth."

"Belphie said human forks are different. You might have to feed me."

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Asmodeus comes to you in a bath robe, which he managed to put on just fine by himself. "I don't know how human baths work, you'll have to take one with me!"

Belphegor's request is simple. He's already laying down, half asleep, when he grabs your wrist and demands, "Show me how the bed works."

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"Lucifer, your brothers are driving me crazy again," you complain, having fled to the eldest's room for a moment of reprieve.

Red eyes peer at you from over the rim of his glasses. There's the faint curl of a smile on his lips. "Are they, now? Stay in here as long as you need."

[savemebeel]

Levi won his game with the power of friendship 🫶

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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)

[runu-chan]

Save from what??!

I would appreciate some context😭

[valer1esgallery]

Sentient Nightmares

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They were devastated to find out that their entire existence was just one big game for millions to enjoy and discard. All of the disasters they faced, all of the blood and tears spilt, it was all for nothing? All just some scheme to get people invested in their story?

Leviathan was the first to find out, his skills in technology and multiple hours in games that somehow became sentient led him to finding out about their own game. He didn't know how to feel, amazed that he was important enough to have his own game, or distressed to find out that everything in his life was a lie, programed to go the way it does.

Levi's distress somehow gets the attention of the other brothers, leading them to find out the same thing Leviathan did. Lucifer was the most distraught, the death of his sister, the shenanigans of his brothers, the blood he spilt, the tears that burned away the flesh on his cheeks, all of that meant nothing. The sick bastards made it so they could all. Feel. Pain.

But. they had to keep up appearances, finding out that they were not the only versions of themselves that played up the role of the cast of 'obey me, one master to rule them all' couldn't stop the player from playing the game. The title of their game got them thinking, thinking about a certain someone, the player. The MC. The human they had grown to love, or had been programmed to love. Their player kept coming to their game, investing time in their stories, redid most of the lessons and always chose the best answers to make them happy and grow their love meter. Who are they?

Once again, Levi was the first to see your face, managing to hack into your phone to see who was investing so much of their time into a game made about them? He found you beautiful, just like how he did in the game. The way you smiled and certain lines, the way you frowned when something sad came up in the story timeline, the way you focused on the dance battles and the small minigames, love at first site.

He went from watching you while you played to watching you whenever you used your phone, hacking into your camera so he could see you whenever you laid in bed, whenever you checked the time, he became infatuated with you. Though, this secret of his couldn't be hidden forever.

Mammon spilled the beans to everyone once he walked in on Levi watching you on his monitor. After a long scolding from lucifer and disapproving looks from his brothers, they too became infatuated with you, the real you. You weren't just a blurry face with programmed responses, this was the real you! Their human, their mc! Gods how they fell hard for you

It soon became a massive thing among the brothers, they all managed to get access to your camera and microphone, listening in to all of the different things you talked about, different things you liked, the different outfits you wore, you were perfect. It soon started to effect your gameplay, the brothers started to go off script, started complimenting you, mentioning the things you liked during conversations, even once asmo complimented you about the outfit you were wearing.

You didn't think much of it at the time, thinking they were just strange coincidences. It wasn't until Solomare announced that there would be no more lessons added to either games, the brothers were distraught. You could stop coming to them! You might uninstall the game, you'll forget about them! They couldn't let this happen, not by a long shot. They had to act fast, they couldn't lose you, not again.

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You woke up gasping, drenched in cold sweat as you just had a horrific nightmare. Breathing heavily, you used the light of your phone to check out your surroundings, making sure nothing was out of placed or moved. Everything seemed normal so you let out a small sigh, you needed water.

As your feet touched the ground, you left to go get some water from the kitchen, leaving your phone behind. You didn't see the 7 eyes watching you from the dark of your room, slowly moving in to make sure you wont ever try to leave. Not now. Not ever.

Welcome home, MC <3

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This will be a "veiwers decide" type of story in the next part! That basically means that i will right the 2nd part to this, but you get to decide MC's action and fate by deciding their actions for them

let the games begin >:)

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Tag list

@completelyshatteredbrokenmschf @navywafflez @catdalmata @lethby

[brie-is-cheesy]

*Ahem*

Feel like that Hard to Kill, Easy to Fuck shirt perfectly summarises MC's entire situation

[sempaksiete]

[devilishdelights]

this is what they DON’T show you on your DDD‼️

[robin-birb]

💪💪oh yeah

[inhuman-obey-me]

Barbatos and 23?

Barbatos + 23 | "Cellar Door" - Spiritbox

cw: mentions of Lesson 16/MC death

"Have you ever seen your own dead body before?"

If you had been aiming to catch Barbatos off-guard for once, you may have just succeeded. The demon nearly chokes on his tea, causing him to mutter an "excuse me" before clearing his throat as he regains his composure.

He pats his lips with a napkin, looking at you with both curiosity and understanding. "I assume there is something weighing on your mind?"

"Mm." You find yourself gazing out the large castle window, the moonlight bathing the Devildom foliage. Despite all the time that has passed, there are nights you find yourself there again, staring at your own mangled body at the bottom of the stairs. How, for a moment, two of you existed in one space — one just resurrected, the other at death's door. "…So, have you?"

"…I have." Barbatos leans back in his seat, gaze still fixed on you. "More than once. The benefit of being able to see through space and time, I suppose."

"Right. I guess you get used to it. Or maybe it didn't jar you much in the first place." There is hint of resentment in your voice, a tightness in your chest as you turn back to meet those dark eyes of his. Maybe bringing this up was a bad idea. Why did you think the demon with control over space-time could ever feel the same way as you?

"I wouldn't say that." Barbatos taps a finger on the table, a sign that he was trying to form his words carefully. "I wasn't always the calm and reassured demon you see before you. I used to be quite an arrogant fool, in fact. I have made mistakes, grave ones."

You remember him speaking before of atonement, a past he was determined to rectify.

With some apprehension, he slowly reaches his hand out to cover your own. His voice is soft as he asks, "Do you want to talk about it?"

"I thought I was over it." The words leave your lips before you can even think, as if Barbatos' simple question unlocked something deep within your soul, breaking bindings that had long buried despair. "But I'm not. After all of this time, I still think about it. I went to the past, I was killed, I was … I was brought back to life only to see another version of myself, to see me … bleeding and mangled and dead." Your voice wavers, but you're determined to hold on. Fingers curls into your palm, nails digging into flesh. "And you … you said you just. Changed the timeline. Collapsed it, made it that this was the real one, that I was the one and only me. But am I? Or," a shaky breath, "… did I just slip into another version of myself? Did a part of me really die back then?" Your voice strains. "I have so many questions, and I'm afraid to know the answers to any of them!"

Barbatos is quiet at first, though his hand still covers yours. His expression is unreadable and distant, and you again wonder if he can understand at all. What was one death to a timeless being?

"My first encounter with death, of my own death…is something I will never forget." He squeezes your hand gently, meeting your gaze. "I … won't speak in detail of it, but it was harrowing. The first time I truly came face-to-face with consequences for my own actions." He shakes his head with a somber chuckle. "Would you believe that I still didn't learn my lesson? Yet, despite all the deaths of self I have either seen through visions or came to encounter personally thereafter, it is the one I remember most vividly."

Barbatos moves now to be next to you, taking both of your hands in his. "My dear, I apologize for the role I played in all of this, and I'm not sure if I can provide all the answers you seek. But I can tell you that you are not alone. Time and space are tricky things, and what you went through is something that would break most. But here you are, still standing strong. " His features soften. "And, there is one thing I know for certain. One answer I can provide."

"What?" You hate how your voice cracks, but you lean in closer to Barbatos' warmth.

"There will always be parts of ourselves that die and are reborn. Such is the nature of the universe." He squeezes your hands again. "But you are very much you. You are meant to be here, and that will never change."

[married-to-google-translater]

Could you do Lucifer ot Ciel with an s/o who has insomnia? Like they can stay awake for days at a time for get very little sleep?

Ciel comes later :3

Lucifer

Lucifer noticed a rapid drop in your school grades.

This would worry him a lot.

If you don't succeed, the program will fail and Diavolo's work will be wasted.

He would be too proud to admit that he loves you a lot.

Lucifer would begin to solve this case.

He will soon notice that you are tired all the time.

At first he thinks it's because you play nights with Leviathan.

Lucifer would lecture you on the importance of sleep.

It really was a mistake...

Now you are mad at Lucifer who doesn't understand that you would sleep if you could.

I hope you didn't have any salt...

Now Lucifer would have to calm you down.

He would get melatonin for you so you could sleep better.

And if it doesn't work?

Maybe your insomnia will go away if you sleep next to him?

This should at least be tried~

Abuse of power... what is it?

If it didn't work the first time, it sure would work the second time.

Lol if Mammon ever found out about this….

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Levi: Are you insane?

MC: I prefer the word 'spontaneous'.

[thick-tatted-therapist]

I’m genuinely bad at Math normally, but when I was a kid I did notice how I get faster at calculating when it’s for something I wanna buy.

Not to mention I like my stuff being a chaotic mess on purpose but if someone opens my wallet, they’d see every cash stacked based on value and my coins being tied with a rubber band the same exact order lol, maybe that’s why I love Mammon so much.

Mammon only being good at math when it pertains to money is always funny.

You can ask, "Hey, Mammon, how many days until you start that new job?"

He won't even give it a single thought as he shrugs his shoulders. "Heck if I know. Go look at the calendar."

You look at the calendar. It's in five days.

But if you're shopping together?

(Assuming grimm works like yen and 100 = ~$1 usd?)

"These keychains are so cool." You marvel at the little crafts and turn one over in your hand a few times. "I want to get matching sets for you and your brothers. Though, didn't you say they're raising the sales tax? I don't know if I have enough money."

Within seconds Mammon responds, "they're 325 grimm apiece, yeah? Including one for you, the cost for all eight of us's gonna be just under 2775 grimm." He doesn't count on his fingers or spend time mulling it over. He just spits out accurate calculations like it's the most obvious thing in the world.

[rinz-aspirinz]

Wait how do we feel about demon period blood working as aphrodisiac with AFAB demon bros + Barb, Dia and Mephi. MC reluctantly agrees to eat their demon lover out during their period for some relief and the aphrodisiac hasn't been mentioned before so they go from "ugh fine just five minutes" to "this is your tenth orgasm and you don't want me to stop and lucky you because I won't"

Bonus points for this happening at RAD and all students just witnessing this whenever the office/classroom door is open but no one can say anything because that demon is

a) the prince

b) his butler

c) a noble

d) student council member, a literal sin and prince's bestie

[tsukii0002]

After reading the demons' reactions to allergies I was thinking alot , people asked about medicine and food , then there's me with a very uh weird kind of dust allergy . I'm sneezing atleast thrice a morning , and if I get to a place with dust or anything , my eye , like , the sclera of my eye just starts inflating/swelling , and it becomes really itchy and red too . I imagine there are lots of places in the hol that are just covered in dust , it'll be a nightmare for me lol

Hey there!, my friend also has a dust allergy and it is a horrible allergy, I hope you deal with it well 🥺. Mc would have a hard time considering all the buildings are big and old and full of nooks and crannies, rip Mc.

Mc arriving for the first time in the House of lamentations

Mc: … I don't think I'll make it through this year

Mammon: What's wrong with you human?

In the dining room, all the brothers stopped in confusion at the sight of a Mc with swollen eyes

Mc: I- achusss… *sorting* it's the dust.

Satan: The… dust?

Asmo: Does dust kill humans?!

Mc: No, no *sneezing* it's me, and my allergy.

Levi: How is that supposed to work?

Mc: *with red eyes* Simply the accumulation of dust makes my eyes, throat… and I keep sneezing and- Achuuuus…. it's hell, I can't be in dusty places.

The brothers: *looking around with a cold sweat running down their body*

Belphie: And why didn't you say anything until now?!

Mc: Well… I didn't want to bother you and… I don't think that when I got here you would have believed me a- achuus, or helped me...

The brothers: … *feeling guilty*

Lucifer: *clearing his throat* Mc, I think you should spend a few days in the lord demon castle.

Mc: ???

Mc: And that's why I'm here.

Diavolo: So dust… *looking at a Barbatos cleaning everything thoroughly* ha, ha, ha… don't worry Mc, we'll sort it out.

Meanwhile in the house of lamentations

Belphie: Help me Beel, we have to make sure the blankets and cushions are well washed!!!!

Beel: I'll help you after I clean the kitchen!!!!

Satan: *with a vacuum cleaner in hand* Who thought of having fucking carpet and rugs in every damn room?!!!!!!!

Asmo: Why the hell do we have so many useless things that just collect dust????? Levi!!! don't use a feather duster!!! Do you want the whole air to be full of dust in suspension??

Levi: AHHHH!!! and how am I supposed to clean all my figures? *crying* I can't allow Mc to be in danger in my room

Mammon: Oi, Belphie I need to wash all the curtains!!! let the washing machine free!!!

Belphie: It's busy now! Do something else in the meantime!

Lucifer: I will not allow a break while there is a speck of dust left in this house!!! is that clear?

Satan: Then take care of Cerberus and the basement damn it!!!!

The screams could be heard from outside the house.

Mc was days without setting foot in the House of lamentations, and everything was in chaos until Solomon, while laughing, taught them a spell to eliminate the dust automatically. Solomon had to escape from the brothers, he succeeded, but he could not escape from Barbatos who told him that, for something useful he was doing, he should have shared it. But the most important thing is that Mc did not have to worry about their allergy anymore :).

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Thanks for reading 🩷

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[runu-chan]

Asmo and Satan accepted that quick lol