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[zephyrchama]

[Taking place in the Nightbringer timeline]

"Just where do you think you're going?"

You froze mid-step. He had been so quiet that you didn't notice Lucifer, arms crossed, standing across from the main doorway. You had just walked right past him without ruffling a feather. His eyes glinted in a sliver of moonlight, the predator looked down on his prey.

"Just... making sure the door is locked. See?" You fiddled with the handle. It actually was locked. You suspected Lucifer did it.

"Do not lie to me."

You avoided his gaze and clutched the strap of your bag. Demons could be really intimidating. He took a step forward holding the very thing you were dreading and you recoiled against the locked door.

"You're forgetting something," he stated.

"Lucifer, no. Please."

"You're not going anywhere without this."

"But it's so stupid."

"It will keep you safe."

Fighting was pointless. Onto your head went a fuzzy shag cap. Lucifer pulled it over your ears with care. Gnarly horns twisted out from either side and attached was a capelet of scuffed black hide that cloaked your backside. It was kind of heavy. It made you feel like a trash goblin and the fur was getting in your eyes.

"Seriously? I hate this dumb outfit."

"It looks good on you." Lucifer looked at you in strange adoration. His softness clashed with your hatred of the hat. You felt skrunkly.

It was all in the name of looking more demonic. The brothers had come up with this horrific attire so you wouldn't be seen as human, despite them being the ones who mistook you for a demon in the first place. If the Seven Rulers of Hell couldn't tell you were human at a glance, or even after a couple of weeks of living together, what random common demon on main street would? You sighed, "Is this necessary?"

"Yes. Have a safe trip."

You trudged outside with your head held low, walking to the front gate in shame. Lucifer watched you from the doorway like an overprotective parent.

"Don't you dare take that off," he cautioned. The prick probably cursed it when he put it on your head.

[agentof-chaos]

Demons are flat earthers pass it on

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

[tsukii0002]

In the human world in season 3

Lucifer: Okay, we need to go to the market to pick everything up, no sneaking out.

Belphie: Ugggg, it's going to be a pain to carry everything….

Levi: And it's so far away!!!!

Mc: Oh, I'll give you a lift in a moment, it's 10 minutes by car.

The brothers: ????

Mc: What?

Mammon: You… You drive?

Mc: Ummm yeah?

Satan: *surprised* How?

Mc: …

Mc: *taking a breath* I'm an adult, remember? Maybe in the devildom I'm dependent on you guys, but here I live on my own, and driving is just one more thing out of many.

The brothers: *having an existential crisis in silence*

Lucifer: … I don't know how I should process this.

Mc: *between disbelief and about to burst out laughing* Why?

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Yes, guys, Mc can live perfectly well on their own, mostly because there is no other way, as they are demons, they forget. Now the fear that Mc will get tired and leave is more present than ever, because Mc doesn't really need them to survive ​😂​​😂​​😂​ .

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[still-a-morosexual-help]

That's the face of a man who, for a brief moment in time, thought keeping them in a magic ball might actually be safer for their wellbeing - and all his hopes were just dashed

[umbra-davina]

Mammon naming the days then getting banned

Him bragging about being the richest person😂

[agentof-chaos]

The Day My Friends Decided to Play Ouiji and My Biggest Enemy is My Evil Self

We're happy to present The Long Anime Title Generator!

Take a deep breath and reblog with your anime title. Would you watch the anime with Levi?

🔸 Text version under the cut 🔸

YOUR BIRTH DAY 1-4: The Day 5-8: Mystery: 9-12: That Time 13-17: Once Upon A Time 18-21: Help! 22-25: In My Other Life 26-31: Last Night I Dreamt That

YOUR BIRTH MONTH Jan: I Died, Got Reincarnated And Feb: My Friends Decided To Play Ouija And Mar: I Was Sent To Another Dimension And Apr: The Girl of My Dreams Asked Me Out But I Rejected Her Because May: The World Was Ending And Jun: My Long Lost Friend Reappeared And Now Jul: My Future Self Traveled Back In Time, Now Aug: I Was Cursed By A Witch And Sep: I Lost All My Memories, Now Oct: I Was Possessed By An Evil Spirit And Nov: I Went To Heaven To Fight God, Now Dec: Senpai Finally Noticed Me But We Can't Be Together Because

YOUR BATTERY PERCENTAGE 1-10: I Became Best Friends With 11-20: My Boyfriend Turned Into 21-30: I'm Slowly Becoming 31-40: I Desperately Want To Kiss 41-50: My Girlfriend Is In Love With 51-60: My Biggest Enemy Is 61-70: I Fell In Love With 71-80: I Am Pregnant With 81-90: Every Time I Look In The Mirror I See 91-100: The Government Wants To Arrest Me For Adopting

YOUR SHIRT COLOR black: A Sexy Ghost blue: One Of My Clones green: A Tyrant King yellow: An Anxious Werewolf beige: A Vegan Vampire purple: A Cute Demon gray: An Alien brown: A Princess pink: A Worm white: My Evil Self orange: The Villain red: An Octopus Plush multi: You

[koolades-world]

making a part two for my solomon birthmark fic because i was already tempted and 1 (one) person agreed with me lol. shoutout to my birthmark twin @mahi-does-obey-me. i know i said i'd post something else today but the temptation was too great. i worked on this instead of doing my data analysis for my lab lmao <3

part of this was partially inspired by me actually missing a couple birthmarks on myself because I just forgot, or didn’t know they were there until like yesterday lol. just like before, leans suggestive (more so than part 1 i think) but it's very cute. this is probably the raunchiest i'll be getting for a while lol. i feel like i really cooked with this

faded scar

"I don't know about you, but I'm starving." Solomon stretched his arms high above his head. His muscles gleaned with sweat, highlighting his surprisingly toned torso. He scooted to the edge of his bed, and swung his legs onto the ground.

"Can it wait just a few more minutes?" Despite being tired, you sat up and leaned against his back. You threw one arm over his shoulder, and the other was braced against him.

"It can. We can just order in instead." He reached for his D.D.D.

"You were planning on cooking?" You raised an eyebrow.

"I thought it would be cute to present you with a home cooked meal. Because I love you."

"That's alright. You do enough already." You laughed at that thought. You were glad he was deterred from cooking so easily today. You'd like your house to not be set on fire today.

"What do you want for dinner?" You peaked over his shoulder at his screen.

"Can we get Italian please? From my favorite place?" You fluttered your eyelashes at him when he glanced over at you. It worked every time, although you knew you didn't need that extra convincing.

"Of course, my love." He'd do anything you asked him, regardless if that was ordering your favorite food, or abandon the exchange program. It was funny how that worked; a demon started this in order to bring the three realms closer, and as a result, he just brought two humans together that could pose a real threat to what he'd created.

'You're the best!" You pressed a kiss on the back of his neck. He already knew exactly what you wanted, so no more words needed to be said. You studied his back profile. It was littered with countless old scars and pact markings. It clearly displayed the long life he'd lived.

“Sorry about these.” You traced your fingers over the angry red scratches on his back that were beginning to puff up.

“I’ll wear them like the badges of honor they are.” Solomon chuckled.

"You can't do that! The others are going to see." The idea of everyone seeing the marks and connecting the dots mortified you.

"That's not what you said when you gave those to me." He remarked. You smacked his back in response.

"Solomon!" You squealed.

"I can't promise anything." He held the hand that was dangling over his shoulder and kissed it. "Food will be here in about half an hour." He set his phone back down, but he didn't move. He let out a deep breath, and relaxed his back muscles. You watched as the tension left his body.

Neither of you spoke, and instead, you charted each and every mark on his back with your finger. In this searching, you found a line of birthmark down his back. It wasn't very neat, but it followed a pattern, starting at the base of his neck and ending at his hips. Maybe it was a result of all of the magic he'd done over the years, since you'd gathered he didn't know he had them.

"You didn't tell me you had so many birthmarks on your back." As you drew a line from the first to the last mark, a shudder wracked through his entire body.

"And you didn't tell me you had a birthmark on the front of your shoulder, and under your lip." You could hear the smile in his voice.

"I do?" You placed your head on his shoulder, to which he gently thumbed the spot where it must've been.

"How'd you notice that?" You reached up to touch the spot for yourself, not sure what you were expecting to feel.

"The same way you noticed mine. I did a lot of staring at your face for little while." Solomon admitted.

"You stared a lot of other placed too." You playfully rolled your eyes. You went back to staring at his back. You could only think of doing one thing to return the favor of what he'd done for you.

Carefully, starting at his neck, you kissed each and every birthmark, making sure to linger just long enough to make him itch for more. He let out a shaky breath, and seemed like he was suppressing another shudder. You giggled, but didn't stop. "Just remember, food will be here soon." You reminded him of the order he'd placed.

"You're the worst." He sharply inhaled.

"Love you too, baby." You played with the wisps of hairs at the nape of his neck. He squeezed your free hand a couple times, but made no move to stop you. Once you'd made it to the last birthmark, you lingered for a moment, letting your breath fan out over his lower back.

Solomon let out a gasp of what you could only describe as frustration. He threw his legs back up onto the bed, and laid down on his back, yanking the covers over himself. You stifled laughter and draped yourself over his torso. He gave you a peck where he'd pointed out your new birthmark, before letting you settle into him. He checked his D.D.D. quickly for the time.

"We still have twenty more minutes before food gets here." He let you know.

"So that means we have nineteen more minutes of cuddling." You hummed.

"We have fifteen more minutes of cuddling. I need time to put clothes on, dear." You grumbled at his response. You didn't verbally answer, but you knew you could get your nineteen minutes of cuddling whether he liked it or not.

The activities of the day had begun to catch up to you, and you felt your eyelids begin to droop. A couple times, you felt yourself falling asleep, and shook yourself awake, much to Solomon's amusement. You weren't sure how much time had passed before he spoke to you again.

“I think love is being by your side.”

“Huh?” You mumbled, already half asleep.

“When we first met, you ask me what I thought love was. I never answered you.”

“You’re adorable.” You planted a kiss on his neck, since your face was already buried in it.

You were glad you’d chosen him.

[robin-birb]

Two types of Beel fanart

[devildomditzy]

I’ve started playing the game more often and I am starting to get a new appreciation for the og dance battle vs. the new rhythm game.

Don’t get me wrong, the dance battles sucked lol. They were kinda pointless and you barely had to pay attention, BUT there is something charming about them. Idk maybe I’m just nostalgic.

But the main thing that makes the difference is how battle animations showed in the og game vs. the new one. In the original Obey Me, the battle animations would cut across the screen, stopping the dance battle momentarily so you could really look at it. Because of the nature of Nightbringer’s dance battles, the animations now play saturated in the background as they can’t block the rhythm game you are actively playing. You can barely see them, and you risk losing your combo if you look away for a second to watch it.

It’s just something small, but I wish they would have found a way to implement these in a different manner. They’re actually quite high quality animations compared to what is seen in the anime, and it’s a shame they are almost irrelevant now.

[folkdevilfables]

✵ Arachnid Ambuscade | Solomon x gn!reader

drabble (0.7k words) | sfw | gn!reader | fluff/angst

cw: spider mention, set in Nightbringer, mutual attraction, no established relationship, MC is an oblivious dunce & Solomon is touchstarved to the point that sudden close physical contact with his LI nearly makes him faint on the spot lmao

You were simply minding your own business, reorganizing some things in your room at Cocytus Hall when you suddenly noticed a huge spider twice the size of your hand on the wall to your left.

You let out a little scream and jumped away from the wall, bumping into something. Or someone.

"MC? Are you okay?"

You felt Solomon behind you stiffen in surprise as you bumped into him, one of your hands brushing his thigh. Or his hip. You couldn't really tell, you were too occupied with anxiously staring at the big spider on your bedroom wall to keep watch of whether it was moving or not.

While the sight of a spider didn't put you in a state of panic, you didn't really like spiders all that much. Especially when they were potentially dangerous and/or appeared on the wall of your bedroom wholly uninvited, deciding they intended to make your room their forever home and not pay any rent. You weren’t a big fan to say the least.

Small spiders weren't really a problem, it was the bigger ones that you were mildly terrified of. Which was stupid when you thought about it, since the smaller ones were usually the venomous ones and the bigger ones rather harmless... But you were in the Devildom and just assumed that everything was out to get you six feet under by default.

"Please get the spider out of my room, Solomon. Please please please."

You shrieked and winced as it moved.

"Anything for my adorable apprentice."

One incantation later and the spider was gone.

"...Is it gone?" Yes, you were looking at the obviously spiderless wall, but you wanted to make extra sure. Just in case. Better safe than sorry.

"Yes. I used a teleportation spell to send it to another place, away from Cocytus Hall."

"Oh, thank Diavolo." You let out a sigh of relief. "Thanks, Solomon!"

Turning around, you hugged him.

The surprise of a sudden hug caught the sorcerer off-guard. It took him a second to regain his composure and hug you back.

"Anyday, MC."

As you wrapped your arms around him, you felt his heart beating ferociously in his chest.

You looked up and wanted to ask him if everything was alright, but then you saw that he had small ivory feathers in his hair.

"Did your pillows explode during one of your experiments? There are feathers in your hair."

Without asking for his permission, you reached up to gently pluck the feathers out of his hair, your hand brushing his cheeks and nose several times in the process.

A good look at his face showed that his cheeks were now pale pink and his breaths ever so slightly shallow.

You eyed him worriedly. "Sol, are you okay? Do you have a fever? Was the spicy zombie dragon liver curry you ate for lunch today a little too much for you? Do you want me to go get you some medica-"

Before he had the chance to respond your D.D.D started ringing, the sudden loud noise startling both of you. Taking a step back from Solomon, you grabbed your phone from the nightstand and answered the call.

"MC, there’s a giant spider in the House of Lamentation and it has already devoured Asmo's vanity and Mammon's car and now it’s chasing us!" You heard Asmo's blood curdling scream in the background while Levi was panting, trying to hastily explain the situation while presumably running for his life. "Lucifer is currently at the Demon Lord's Castle - Please, you need to help! I don't know how much longer we can run!" Mammon yowled as Levi shrieked and the sound of something being smashed could be heard.

You looked at Solomon.

The sorcerer was attentively watching you, sporting a sly smirk.

"I... erm... Levi... I don't know how to tell you this, but I can't handle spiders myself. I'm sorry, I doubt I’d be any help."

"Please MC, anything -"

Solomon gingerly plucked the D.D.D out of your hand.

"I'm sorry Leviathan, but this is one of MC's scheduled off days and they're very busy currently. I'm sure you'll be able to handle the spider on your own. Good Luck!" He cheerily ended the call and placed your phone back on the nightstand.

You shuddered. "Well, I won't be setting foot into the House of Lamentation until that spider is gone, that's for sure."

Solomon smugly smiled. "Perfect, that means I get more time to have you to myself."

Unedited Solomon icon can be found here | support banner and divider made by @/saradika | all rights reserved banner by @/cafekitsune

[yunoftheclouds]

Remembered something my classmate did in 2019 and thought of them

Sorry it’s bad, I’m sick x)

[zephyrchama]

Mammon asks Leviathan for a game recommendation. "Somethin' cool where I'm playin' the hero, with lotsa action. And cool graphics!"

Leviathan sends him the perfect game, but he's modded it so the enemies shout "give me my money!" while attacking and the player gets in trouble for looting houses.

[thedevilsdom]

Thinking about leviathan becoming so reliant on your touch that he can't even get himself off anymore

He feels so embarrassed, thinking about how easy it used to be when he was all alone and pathetic in his room before he met you, how he thought he knew his body inside and out. Only for you to come along and fuck it all up, now his own hands feel foreign to his cocks.

Touching himself just feels wrong now, not to mention that you haven't given him permission so he wouldn't be allowed to cum anyways. And of course he'd listen to you, he's not about to disobey and let this absolute miracle of a human decide there's someone better than him because of course there is. He just has to obey you so you never realize that.

Not that he'd even be able to make himself cum anymore, anyways.

[tsukii0002]

Mc throughout the year trying to survive and making decisions that otherwise would have killed them. To be honest bad decisions most of the time.

All the cast: Thank you Mc, you changed our life for the better.

Mc: You're welcome????

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[mcx7demonbros]

OM will have a new feature