#omswd

[zephyrchama]

Demon brothers weaponizing their incompetence in the human world to get your attention. Your realm is sooo different to the Devildom, they need you to help them. These ancient and powerful beings are stumped by the incredible inventions of human ingenuity.

Or maybe they're taking advantage of you to monopolize your time.

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Beelzebub, who had been using a fork just fine all day, suddenly forgets what it's for when you walk into the room. He fiddles with it in his hand and asks, "How does this human fork work?

You respond, confused, "It's the same as any fork? Literally the same as the Devildom, you just... stab the food and put it in your mouth."

"Belphie said human forks are different. You might have to feed me."

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Asmodeus comes to you in a bath robe, which he managed to put on just fine by himself. "I don't know how human baths work, you'll have to take one with me!"

Belphegor's request is simple. He's already laying down, half asleep, when he grabs your wrist and demands, "Show me how the bed works."

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"Lucifer, your brothers are driving me crazy again," you complain, having fled to the eldest's room for a moment of reprieve.

Red eyes peer at you from over the rim of his glasses. There's the faint curl of a smile on his lips. "Are they, now? Stay in here as long as you need."

[inhuman-obey-me]

Barbatos and 23?

Barbatos + 23 | "Cellar Door" - Spiritbox

cw: mentions of Lesson 16/MC death

"Have you ever seen your own dead body before?"

If you had been aiming to catch Barbatos off-guard for once, you may have just succeeded. The demon nearly chokes on his tea, causing him to mutter an "excuse me" before clearing his throat as he regains his composure.

He pats his lips with a napkin, looking at you with both curiosity and understanding. "I assume there is something weighing on your mind?"

"Mm." You find yourself gazing out the large castle window, the moonlight bathing the Devildom foliage. Despite all the time that has passed, there are nights you find yourself there again, staring at your own mangled body at the bottom of the stairs. How, for a moment, two of you existed in one space — one just resurrected, the other at death's door. "…So, have you?"

"…I have." Barbatos leans back in his seat, gaze still fixed on you. "More than once. The benefit of being able to see through space and time, I suppose."

"Right. I guess you get used to it. Or maybe it didn't jar you much in the first place." There is hint of resentment in your voice, a tightness in your chest as you turn back to meet those dark eyes of his. Maybe bringing this up was a bad idea. Why did you think the demon with control over space-time could ever feel the same way as you?

"I wouldn't say that." Barbatos taps a finger on the table, a sign that he was trying to form his words carefully. "I wasn't always the calm and reassured demon you see before you. I used to be quite an arrogant fool, in fact. I have made mistakes, grave ones."

You remember him speaking before of atonement, a past he was determined to rectify.

With some apprehension, he slowly reaches his hand out to cover your own. His voice is soft as he asks, "Do you want to talk about it?"

"I thought I was over it." The words leave your lips before you can even think, as if Barbatos' simple question unlocked something deep within your soul, breaking bindings that had long buried despair. "But I'm not. After all of this time, I still think about it. I went to the past, I was killed, I was … I was brought back to life only to see another version of myself, to see me … bleeding and mangled and dead." Your voice wavers, but you're determined to hold on. Fingers curls into your palm, nails digging into flesh. "And you … you said you just. Changed the timeline. Collapsed it, made it that this was the real one, that I was the one and only me. But am I? Or," a shaky breath, "… did I just slip into another version of myself? Did a part of me really die back then?" Your voice strains. "I have so many questions, and I'm afraid to know the answers to any of them!"

Barbatos is quiet at first, though his hand still covers yours. His expression is unreadable and distant, and you again wonder if he can understand at all. What was one death to a timeless being?

"My first encounter with death, of my own death…is something I will never forget." He squeezes your hand gently, meeting your gaze. "I … won't speak in detail of it, but it was harrowing. The first time I truly came face-to-face with consequences for my own actions." He shakes his head with a somber chuckle. "Would you believe that I still didn't learn my lesson? Yet, despite all the deaths of self I have either seen through visions or came to encounter personally thereafter, it is the one I remember most vividly."

Barbatos moves now to be next to you, taking both of your hands in his. "My dear, I apologize for the role I played in all of this, and I'm not sure if I can provide all the answers you seek. But I can tell you that you are not alone. Time and space are tricky things, and what you went through is something that would break most. But here you are, still standing strong. " His features soften. "And, there is one thing I know for certain. One answer I can provide."

"What?" You hate how your voice cracks, but you lean in closer to Barbatos' warmth.

"There will always be parts of ourselves that die and are reborn. Such is the nature of the universe." He squeezes your hands again. "But you are very much you. You are meant to be here, and that will never change."

[mammonstreasure1411]

Hey chat... haven't posted in a while.. heh.. 😼

[katboykirby]

The world's first ever official Kirby merchandise ☆

Thank you so much @shootingstarrfish for making such absolutely adorable Korb merch! I am completely obsessed 🫶

[lifelongfan]

Boom Shakalaka Yess Gawd 💥🔥💯💪

Idk what I did wrong on Leviathan's arm on the second picture but oh yeah, ignore it 🙏

[folkdevilfables]

🜲 Werewolves | Diavolo

drabble (0.3k words) | sfw | gn!reader | fluff/crack

cw: alt title 'You can't sit with us', scenario about playing the game Werewolves (similar to Mafia for those who don't know) with the OM! Cast, Diavolo's hopes & dreams being unceremoniously crushed

You look at Diavolo, unsure on how to proceed.

"I...erm... Diavolo?"

"Yes?"

"I don't think you can join the game, I'm sorry."

The future demon king looks as if you just violently crushed his hopes and dreams by running them over in a Range Rover on the highway while violating every speed limit known to man.

"What do you mean?"

Barbatos already looks wholly unamused if his ever polite and neutral facial expressions are anything to go by.

"Well, Werewolves is a game about deceiving other players in order to have your team win and you obviously have an unfair advantage over everyone else." In real time, you watch Diavolo deflate like a helium balloon in front of you and feel like the most terrible human being alive. "If you join, it's not fair towards everyone else. I could give you the role of narrator, but you never played the game before so that doesn't work. I considered always assigning you certain roles, but that would skew the game as well since everyone would know you're not a villager for sure. I'm sorry."

It was truly heartbreaking to see this grown man falter like a house of cards under the impact of the faintest breeze.

"...Would you be okay with sitting next to me and watching without commenting on anything while I narrate the game?"

Diavolo solemnly nods and Lucifer hands him a chair out of the circle and adjusts the other chairs to make up for the gap.

Oh, I'm absolutely going to hell for this, you think. I'm a terrible, awful horrendous person, but I simply had to tell him. I can't let him join the game in good conscience.

You blink.

WAIT A SECOND - I am in hell. Oh no. Where do you go from here?

Unedited Diavolo icon can be found here | Divider by @/saradika | all rights reserved and support banner made by @/cafekitsune

[devildomditzy]

When I remember Mammon canonically listens to metal/rock music I go into comatose

[moonblossom7]

SATAN(obey me) HEADCANONS

contains some Satan x mc

📗he smells like old books and smoke. No one knows what the smoke smell comes from,they've never seen him with cigarettes and as far as they know he isn't outdoorsy enough to have campfires that often.

📗bro's a historical romance girly. He doesn't think most of them are particularly good,but he can't stop watching and reading them.

📗I think he had a dress making hobby for a while. There are two ways I think it could have started,u can pick which you like best. 1) a book he read got adapted into a TV show and he hated the costumes so bad that he decided to see if he could do it better. 2)(I always think about this with a plus sized or disabled MC in mind,but it works for any) MC couldn't find clothes that made them comfortable while also looking even half decent,so he took matters in to his own hands. He needs his sweetheart to be as happy as possible.

📗his favorite fruit is mango,specifically when it's a little overripe.

📗he literally can NOT watch horror movies. It's not that they scare him,he just gets really annoyed by it. If it isn't the inaccuracies,it's the bad writing,and if it isn't bad writing it's weird camera work that give him motion sickness

📗he's a big fan of the Orpheus and Eurydice story,it makes him sappy

📗does not like Pride and Predjudice(2005). He has never got past the ten minute mark,because he genuinely cannot decipher anything that is said because of all the talking over each other and stuff. ( I am projecting. Auditory processing issues lmao)

📗he watched Nana with Leviathan. I think he was trying to find common interests,and then the drama kept him hooked.

📗has a very dark academia meets shoujo boy aesthetic. I dunno,I think he's very earth tones and also pastel greens and blues.

[omanotherstory]

Alright, Lesson 2-6 of my playable Obey Me! rewrite, Obey Me! Another Story is out!

I hope you enjoy! So happy to see so many new people start playing!

[thick-tatted-therapist]

I’m genuinely bad at Math normally, but when I was a kid I did notice how I get faster at calculating when it’s for something I wanna buy.

Not to mention I like my stuff being a chaotic mess on purpose but if someone opens my wallet, they’d see every cash stacked based on value and my coins being tied with a rubber band the same exact order lol, maybe that’s why I love Mammon so much.

Mammon only being good at math when it pertains to money is always funny.

You can ask, "Hey, Mammon, how many days until you start that new job?"

He won't even give it a single thought as he shrugs his shoulders. "Heck if I know. Go look at the calendar."

You look at the calendar. It's in five days.

But if you're shopping together?

(Assuming grimm works like yen and 100 = ~$1 usd?)

"These keychains are so cool." You marvel at the little crafts and turn one over in your hand a few times. "I want to get matching sets for you and your brothers. Though, didn't you say they're raising the sales tax? I don't know if I have enough money."

Within seconds Mammon responds, "they're 325 grimm apiece, yeah? Including one for you, the cost for all eight of us's gonna be just under 2775 grimm." He doesn't count on his fingers or spend time mulling it over. He just spits out accurate calculations like it's the most obvious thing in the world.

[tsukii0002]

After reading the demons' reactions to allergies I was thinking alot , people asked about medicine and food , then there's me with a very uh weird kind of dust allergy . I'm sneezing atleast thrice a morning , and if I get to a place with dust or anything , my eye , like , the sclera of my eye just starts inflating/swelling , and it becomes really itchy and red too . I imagine there are lots of places in the hol that are just covered in dust , it'll be a nightmare for me lol

Hey there!, my friend also has a dust allergy and it is a horrible allergy, I hope you deal with it well 🥺. Mc would have a hard time considering all the buildings are big and old and full of nooks and crannies, rip Mc.

Mc arriving for the first time in the House of lamentations

Mc: … I don't think I'll make it through this year

Mammon: What's wrong with you human?

In the dining room, all the brothers stopped in confusion at the sight of a Mc with swollen eyes

Mc: I- achusss… *sorting* it's the dust.

Satan: The… dust?

Asmo: Does dust kill humans?!

Mc: No, no *sneezing* it's me, and my allergy.

Levi: How is that supposed to work?

Mc: *with red eyes* Simply the accumulation of dust makes my eyes, throat… and I keep sneezing and- Achuuuus…. it's hell, I can't be in dusty places.

The brothers: *looking around with a cold sweat running down their body*

Belphie: And why didn't you say anything until now?!

Mc: Well… I didn't want to bother you and… I don't think that when I got here you would have believed me a- achuus, or helped me...

The brothers: … *feeling guilty*

Lucifer: *clearing his throat* Mc, I think you should spend a few days in the lord demon castle.

Mc: ???

Mc: And that's why I'm here.

Diavolo: So dust… *looking at a Barbatos cleaning everything thoroughly* ha, ha, ha… don't worry Mc, we'll sort it out.

Meanwhile in the house of lamentations

Belphie: Help me Beel, we have to make sure the blankets and cushions are well washed!!!!

Beel: I'll help you after I clean the kitchen!!!!

Satan: *with a vacuum cleaner in hand* Who thought of having fucking carpet and rugs in every damn room?!!!!!!!

Asmo: Why the hell do we have so many useless things that just collect dust????? Levi!!! don't use a feather duster!!! Do you want the whole air to be full of dust in suspension??

Levi: AHHHH!!! and how am I supposed to clean all my figures? *crying* I can't allow Mc to be in danger in my room

Mammon: Oi, Belphie I need to wash all the curtains!!! let the washing machine free!!!

Belphie: It's busy now! Do something else in the meantime!

Lucifer: I will not allow a break while there is a speck of dust left in this house!!! is that clear?

Satan: Then take care of Cerberus and the basement damn it!!!!

The screams could be heard from outside the house.

Mc was days without setting foot in the House of lamentations, and everything was in chaos until Solomon, while laughing, taught them a spell to eliminate the dust automatically. Solomon had to escape from the brothers, he succeeded, but he could not escape from Barbatos who told him that, for something useful he was doing, he should have shared it. But the most important thing is that Mc did not have to worry about their allergy anymore :).

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Thanks for reading 🩷

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[xylofondue]

1 question abt lesson 16 in Obey me!

Why couldn't we have stayed in the nice timeline where Belphie DIDN'T kill us? Why'd we have to go to the one where he did??? Like why did Barbatos chose THAT one?

[lokiangel]

Obey me Incorrect quotes #38

Lucifer- Where's Mammon and Levi? They're late.

Satan- Can't let Princess Diavolo wait can you?

Lucifer- SATAN

Leviathan, walking in innocently - Sorry i'm late, i was....doing things...

Mammon Bursting through the door moments later-HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Leviathan-Push is such a strong word, i prefer to call it....giving you a little nudge~

Mammon-Oh I'll give you "a little nudge" when I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!

Satan-Hey! Watch your fucking language in front of the fucking princess!

[avonyxx]

The bros drew themselves 🦅🦅🦅🫴🫴🫴

[ur-localsimp]

IDK WHO THIS PERSON IS BUT THEY ARE EXTREMELY UNDERRATED >:((((( LIKE LOOK AT THEIR ART OMFG HTIWUFJEBRJSBD YALL GO GIVE THEM SOME MORE RECOGNITION PLEASE 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

SAILOR MAN TREND!!

My MC x Leviathan (Admiral)