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Why are bad things happening to mutuals. Nothing bad should ever happen to mutuals. Stop. #ilovemymutuals

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some #moments i recently found out i screenshot

because this game has so many

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Leviathan's wheezing echoed up the attic staircase.

According to him, 666 was the minimum number of Sucre Frenzy CDs he absolutely had to buy in order to secure a front row seat (and its accompanying perks) at their anniversary concert. Each CD came with a lottery ticket, and each of those tickets had a 0.15% chance of scoring him the best seat in the house.

Only problem was, there was still a month until the lottery drawing. Leviathan had no more space in his room and Lucifer got on his case when Akuzon boxes started piling up in the hallway. There was no way in hell the CDs were getting thrown out, and so you agreed to help by clearing a spot for them in the attic until the drawing was over.

One disc was set aside to listen to. One disc was set aside for display. The other 664 got packed into neat little containers and hauled across the house.

"This is... the last... box..." Leviathan panted, gasping down lungfuls of stale attic air in between each huff. He came around the doorway, made sure to set the CDs down gently, then inelegantly threw himself onto the dirty carpet.

You coughed and swiped away the dust motes he kicked up. "I've cleared a nice spot here for them, but it's still too small for everything. I put away what I could."

There was plenty of space in the attic if you just tetris-ed things around a bit. Most of the CDs Leviathan already carried up were neatly tucked into the gap you carved out for them.

You could usually tell what was being stored at a glance, and who it belonged to. Satan kept some of his least favorite books up here. Asmodeus had a suitcase of clothes that he looked great in yet believed wouldn't be back in fashion for another few decades. There was a box of chains that Lucifer probably used to confine people, and next to that was a box of ingots. You had a hunch who owned it, but couldn't quite figure out what it was for.

"Whose is this?" you asked, pulling out one of the bars of metal. It was heavy. "If you can help me push this against the window, all of your CDs will fit here."

Leviathan rolled himself around with great effort to get a look at the box in question. "That's... Mammon's..."

"Mammon's? What, does he have a box for every kind of metal?" You peeked at the containers beside it. "Is one of these full of gold bars?"

"No..." Leviathan took a big breath and stabilized his breathing before launching into the lore. You curiously scratched at the ingot while waiting.

"A while back Mammon got big into copper trading, but he sucked at it. He cut the quality with worse metals to save costs, it's more like an awful bronze than real copper. Plus, he kept forgetting to deliver orders. Like, really? He didn't listen when people complained and of course wound up losing all his customers. Then he came home and stashed the remaining copper up here, thinking it'd go up in value."

After a few beats of silence, Leviathan followed up with, "can you let me lay here a while longer? Then I'll help you move it, I just... don't think I can feel my arms right now."

The story sounded familiar. Leviathan could have all the time he needed to recover while you had a baffling realization. You asked, "Did Mammon use his real name?"

"When he played merchant?" Leviathan responded. "No, he called himself Ea... Ea-something. I didn't really care so I don't remember."

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forgot to post here again💔i love this art trend made this super fast ignore all the mistakes

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rad newspaper bunny edition

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new sinful sounds vid got privated pretty fast but atleast i got this screenshot </3

late september feels like such a long ways away jsjs

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Someone Please Help Me!

This is my desperate call to the fandom! Somehow I accidentally didn’t order my baby Leviathan for the poses! Does anyone have one they’d be willing to part with? I have an extra cat butler and a satan Santa I’d be willing to part with in exchange I’m desperate 😭🙏

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mammon and barbatos “ happy anniversary days” Q&A from b-log issue may 2023!!

barbatos is so motherly 😭😭😭😭 even remembering the exact time ohhhhhh

original down below!!

i forgot to add barbatos quote onto the document;; but it’s just “ There are many other anniversaries for the young master.” nothing groundbreaking

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B-LOG issue july 2023 short story special for obey me! this is a precursor to the war (and a 250 follower special)

original down below vv

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“ how to create love & peace” Q&A from B-LOG issue january 2022!!!

original down below vv

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YIPPPEEEE

fav color: purple purple ourple

last song: Y Si Fuera Ella by SHINee

last book: complete guide to symptoms illnesses & surgery (long ass title;;

currently watching: drew goodens old videos

currently craving: bánh mì i need u so bad

tea or coffee: tea <3

tag list (u don’t have to do it if u don’t want to 😛) @medicalmrowpractice @belphieslilcow @hemostatiquesheep @alissi-p @kamuzeros

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

Thanks for thinking of/tagging me @thoughtslikeaminefield It’s been a pleasure interacting with you the past couple of days ❤️

1. Favourite colour: Teal

2. Last song: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry

3. Currently reading: Outlander Series (technically it’s collecting dust on my bookshelf because I mostly read fanfic…)

4. Currently watching: Single’s Inferno, Medium, and forever casually rewatching SPN

5. Currently craving: the bag of sweet chilli & sour cream chips I bought earlier (just waiting for kiddos to go to bed)

6. Coffee or tea: coffee! An iced latte any season.

@losers-clvb @middleearthislife @my-stories-vault @supernotnatural2005 @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth @jollyhunter

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hi…..

ur oc an i….

sage..?

WE LITERALLY SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY

😱😨?!?!

Matching birthday spotted ✨️👏

I'll bring the decorations

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Can i.... uuh.... get some beel .....? Please :3

Anything 4 you brotosynthesis!!

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PIP YOU LIKE DELTARUNE?????? WGAT

YES😇😇😇

do you fw my shirt

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pathetic pathetic pathetic can you let him in

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