#obey me crack

[mc-thefemale-sheep]

why they do this to my boys

Both Satan and Mammon have been banned from naming days , lmao.

Taken from the OM wiki.

[tsukii0002]

Asmo: I always encourage Mc to fall into their temptations.

Solomon: What do you mean?

Asmo: Oh, just that~

Mc: *entering without saying anything, standing behind Asmo and biting hard on his neck*

Asmo: Aaah~!!

Solomon: Pf… I understand.

Mc: *looking at Solomon*

Solomon: …

Mc: *biting Solomon's neck*

Solomon: A-ah?!

Mc: :) *leaves without saying anything*

Asmo: See? *content* I like to do it.

Solomon: I guess *blushing while rubbing the mark* it's not a bad thing… At all.

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[lokiangel]

Obey me Incorrect Quotes #43

Solomon- Oopsiesss, I seemed to have tripped my way into the kitchen!

Simeon- How exactly does one trip into a kitchen?

Luke , staring at what was once the kitchen- Don’t you dare try to call this a kitchen anymore…

-#42❤️

[squeakyducky]

Favouritism is real

[idiashroudsimp]

Mc would do it anyways. And get away with it (Belphie and Satan cover for her)

Mc: (holding a stick) can I hit something

Lucifer: there is a big rock over there

Mc: to boring

Lucifer: Mc you aren't allowed to hit any people

[devildomangel]

MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.

-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-

Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?

MC: I'm watching the eclipse.

Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom

MC: Shhh! It's starting!

Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*

Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*

MC: Hell yeah

[comfortcharacterprompts]

Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*

[aydien677]

Bro is not beating the autism allegations.

[astaroth1357]

For your consideration:

Lucifer and Mammon display nesting behaviors.

If MC takes a nap around the House, they'll wake up surrounded by a mound of blankets, pillows, and various random shirts and jackets from their closest.

They think, "Oh MC might get cold, I'll go get them a blanket." ... then another, and another, and another, and...

Then their bird-brains forget even doing it until MC wakes up or they need their clothes to go out somewhere.

Belphie has woken up in similar fabric piles before and it weirds him out that they keep doing that

[slutifer]

Lucifer: mc, you can’t just say “spit in my mouth” when one of us does something you deem attractive

mc: but why not??

Mammon: yeah it’s just saliva, what’s the problem??

Satan: did you know that saliva is almost entirely water? only 0.5 percent of it is anything else, but that tiny portion is full of useful enzymes-proteins that speed up chemical reactions-

Lucifer: stop-

Satan: among these are amylase and ptyalin, which begin to break down sugars in carbohydrates while they are still in our mouths. if we chew a starchy food like bread or potato for a bit longer than normal, we will soon notice a sweetness. unfortunately, bacteria in our mouths like that sweetness, too-

Lucifer: STOP-

Satan: they devour the liberated sugars and excrete acids, which drill through human teeth and give them cavities. other enzymes, notably lysozyme-which was discovered by human scientist alexander fleming before he stumbled onto penicillin-attack many invading pathogens, but not the ones that cause tooth decay, alas.

Satan: …

Lucifer: …

mc: …

mc: spit in my mouth

Lucifer: MC

[cafe-smut]

One of my favorite things about Obey Me is that if you put anything on Mammon that forces him to speak the truth, he immediately wants it gone/off and for one singular reason.

Levi: *puts truth bracelet on Mammon*

Mammon, turning to Lucifer: I would do anything for you. I love you. You're my big brother and I'd fall into hell all over again for you. GET THIS THING OFF OF MEEEE

And it always ends with Lucifer staring at Mammon like he's seeing a small little angel all over again and falls in love (PLATONIC YOU BITCHES) with his brother all over again and then lets Mammon get away with shit for a week because that's his precious baby brother. If I were Mammon I would use that shit all the time.

[blacksheepoftheclass]

Imagine walking into the kitchen at night and seeing Beelzebub having a conversation with a cockroach.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: (holding cake) I made something

Lucifer: (not looking at them) Mc dragging in corpses isn't making something

Mc: it isn't a corpse this time

Lucifer: I don't believe you

[tsukii0002]

Raphael: Can you explain to me how we ended up as a group?

Mephisto and Thirteen are sitting at the same table drinking a milkshake

Mephisto: *observing his drink* That's a very good question… What am I doing?

Thirteen: Oh come on, don't be dramatic! We're very different people who have hit it off surprisingly well.

Raphael: I suppose so… But it's curious to say the least.

Mephisto: *slamming the table* Even so!!!! What's a demon doing being friends with an angel and the dead?

Thirteen: *sipping from her milkshake* Well, we're proof that your little prince's dream is possible.

Mephisto: !!! It's true!!! This friendship reinforces lord Diavolo's dream!!!! *stopping*

Raphael and Thirteen: *look at each other*

Mephisto: Although… *looking away blushing* it's not all bad to hang out with you…

Raphael: *smiling* You're right, that was a silly question.

Thirteen: *grinning* It's true, I have a certain fondness for you guys though…. We could increase the power of this group.

Mephisto: How?

Raphael: ?

Thirteen: Take over Mc.

The two men look at the woman and suddenly all three burst out laughing.

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At the end of the meeting they came up with a plan to kidnap Mc and integrate him into their group😂😂

Thanks for reading 🩷

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[lokiangel]

Obey Me incorrect quotes #42

Belphie- Beel was banned from the Black Hearted Buffet, so we had to go out of town to get food. Beel- Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Belphie- Beel, you ate a chair.

-#41❤️-#43

[squeakyducky]

If MC wants someone to do a favour for them, all they have to do is go hug the character's arm, catch them off guard. Muster up the sweetest expression they can make and bat their pretty eyelashes at his questioning gaze and whisper out their wishes to him. And they're putty in your arms despite how smug they look. It works against even the difficult ones like Barbatos, Lucifer or Belphie. They WILL give into it. I guarantee it 100%. The easiest ones are, you guessed it Mammon, Levi and Beelzebub.