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Zayne consoling Caleb when he's fighting with MC

Caleb: So l'm- l'm not gonna lose her?

Zayne: No, Caleb, you are not a total loser.

Caleb: I said, so l'm not gonna lose her???

Zayne: Oh.

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Sylus: Why aren’t you sleeping?

MC: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Sylus.

Sylus:

MC: ...The nightmares.

Sylus, wrapping his arms around MC: Awww, sweetie!

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Sylus: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Interviewer: What do you call MC?

Rafayel: Cutie, love, my bride, my everything.

Interviewer: How about you, MC?

MC: My main bitch.

Interviewer: ..

Rafayel: I love you too.

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MC and Sylus driving

Sylus: Go that way.

A sign saying "Road Work Ahead"

MC, slamming the gas pedal: Man, I sure hope it does!

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I said I won't pull on this banner but.. Caleb.. 🥺🥺🥺 and when I tell you Xavier was the one who came home first and I'm not even surprised. He ALWAYS comes home first. When I see his animation I wasn't even pissed I was like "oh hiii baby" 😭 to be fair when he comes during 4/5 LIs banners, it's always his limited card too. Sooo. 🙂‍↕️

I set my pick to Xavier - Caleb (precise wish) - Rafayel.

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CHAT!! WE GOT HIM!!!

Can I tell you guys a secret. I don't care about spoilers when it comes to the boys' cards or ANYTHING AT ALL. But there's one card I kept myself spoiler free from and it's Rafayel's Your Fragrance card.

THAT IS THE ONE (1) CARD I WANT. I WILL WAIT FOR IT TO APPEAR ON THE SHOP AGAIN. I WILL HAVE THAT CARD AND READ THE STORY MYSELF.

Why? I don't know. I just really... Need To Have That Card and read the story myself.

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MC: Caleb.

Caleb: Yes, pipsqueak?

MC: Nevermind.

Later that day

MC: Caleb...

Caleb: Yeees?

MC: I like- nevermind!

Later that night

MC: Caleb. I have something to say.

Caleb: You can tell me anything, honey!

MC: I think.. I THINK I LIKE YOU!!! There! I said it! And I'm not gonna take it back!

Caleb, visibly confused, thinking they have been dating for the past few years: I like you too...?

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Me yesterday: Why gege never use the robo outfit! >:(

Gege today:

Me: BOOMSHAKALAKA YESSSS GAAAWD.

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MC, recording herself: My boyfriend Caleb is crazy, y'all. We're fighting and I had him blocked on EVERYTHING yet he still manages to find ways to contact me!

MC's microwave starts beeping

MC: See this is what I'm talking about. LOOK, HE'S CALLING ME ON MY MICROWAVE. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MICROWAVES CAN DO THAT.

MC: How is he doing that!? That's kinda impressive, not gonna lie...

Not long after MC made the video there's a pigeon stopping by her window carrying a "Forgiveness For Caleb" coupon. Bet.

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LADS react to you saying you want to quit your job (prank)!

Jobs can be so annoying sometimes and you fantasize on quitting, but you won't actually quit because apparently you need to worry about financial responsibility and all that! But in this universe, you love your job and you just want to prank them!

Sylus, Xavier, Rafayel, Zayne, Caleb

Sylus

Gets so happy. What? You're quitting? That means you can spend more time with him, given his super flexible working hours!

Oh no.. now you're gonna steal the twins away from him even more than you usually do, huh... but he digress.

Quirks an eyebrow when you tell him it's a prank, he'd be lying if he hasn't fantasized about it.

Xavier

"But.. we won't be partners anymore.." "I mean, we'll still be partners but not partners, you know?!"

If you're quitting, then he's quitting too! He joins the Hunters Association only because he gets to work with you anyway! Even though he loves the job too but he can still do it without being tied to HA.

Relieved when you say it's a prank, since he knows how much you actually love your job no matter how tiring it is. Plus, you have him as your partner! He'll fill both your quotas!

Rafayel

GETS SUPPER GIDDY.

Really!? You're quitting your job? Then he's hiring you as his full time bodyguard and you can stay with him 24/7!!! Frowns when you say "No, I'm quitting my job AS your bodyguard!" "What do you mean by that!? Quitting as my bodyguard is not in your contract. 😤"

Feels happy and yet tricked when you say it's a prank... happy because you're staying with him tricked because what do you mean you can't be his 24/7 bodyguard and stay with him all the time!?

Zayne

Took it seriously.

"If that's what you want, then I support you. But can I ask why? Was the workload too much? I did tell you to quit many times because of your health but I always thought you loved it so much so I never really pushed-"

"Zayne, I'm just kidding." "Oh. Now that's the selfish brat I know." "HEY?" Somehow you become the subject of this prank...

Caleb

REALLY? REALLY? YOU CAN STAY IN SKYHAVEN FULL TIME NOW THEN!!!

"I make enough for the both of us so this is amazing! We can spend so much time together and you can finally move in with me! I can cook you breakfast and I can come home for lunch to see you!?"

You did not have the heart to tell him it was a prank.. but you had to.. but you suddenly can't remember why moving to Skyhaven and moving in with him are not the better choice...

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Hi hello I've been thinking if I should start watching Arcane because I've seen edits and skits and they're all SOOOO GOOD.

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Caleb: If you sneeze and I say bless you,

Caleb: The only thing you should say is thank you,

Caleb: I don't need to hear this how did you get into my house, how did you bypass my security, I thought I checked for hidden cameras all over my house shit.

Caleb: We don't got time for that.

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Ajajajajajaj i saw the Nurse MC post and thats so true. Zayne just has that 6th sense. He gets there on time when the Mc’s patient was about to code. They wear matching clogs and scrub caps (its each others faces printed on it🤣) and he really appreciates when MC checks on him on Epic. Replied to her with “cool beans” once lol

"Cool beans" he would say with the most flat face and monotone voice ever. 😭😭😭

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I love everything about Caleb. EVERYTHING.

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Zayne: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.

MC: *Incoherent mumbling*

Zayne: Huh?

Caleb: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at the pet store.

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Caleb: Hey, what's your password? I need to browse something.

MC: Fuck you, Caleb.

Caleb: Hey!!

MC: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouCaleb".

Caleb: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe, honey~