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Happy Megoom day. 🎈🎊🎁🎉🎂

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Yuji: The time to act is now.

Yuji: Wink, wink.

Megumi: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Yuji: Oh, sorry.

Yuji: Wink.

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Megumi: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Yuji: Not it!

Nobara: Not it!

Megumi: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Sylus: Oh, so when crows like Mephisto remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's “intelligent” and “really cool”

Sylus: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”

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MC, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Xavier, confused: I mean, this is where I work, so yeah.

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MC: Sylus, is that legal?

Sylus: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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MC is doing her routine medical check up with Zayne

Zayne: Everything came out great, but you should r-

MC: I learned a valuable lesson from this check up.

Zayne: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

MC: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

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MY GEGE IS COMING Y'ALL. 😭😭🍎🍎😭😭🍎😭🍎😭🍎😭🤍🍎😭🍎🤍🍎🤍

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Zayne: How dumb does he think we are?

MC: Sometimes Caleb leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list.

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MC Do you want some tea?

Zayne: What are the options?

MC: Yes or no.

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MC: Go to hell!

Sylus: Where do you think I come from?

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MC: My head hurts.

Rafayel: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Zayne: So, what is Caleb to you?

MC: The reason I wake up every morning.

Zayne: ...That’s adorable.

Caleb earlier that morning, barging into MC′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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MC: *kisses Caleb*

Caleb: !

MC: ...Did you steal my chapstick?

Caleb: Did- did I what?

MC: My chapstick, Caleb. Did you steal it?

Zayne: MC, for the love of God, not this again.

Caleb: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.

MC: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one online shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of vanilla ice cream and fries, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.

Caleb: Vanilla ice cream and fries?

Zayne: Why do you think it got discontinued?

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Crow family Pt. Love advice? Ask us!

MC: If you want my advice-

Luke: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from, Miss Hunter. You tried to kill Boss. Multiple times.

MC: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he asked me to.

Sylus: It’s true. Plus, I can self heal immediately.

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Since y'all (one person) asked for poly Zayne x MC x Caleb:

MC: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Zayne: It’s my turn to cuddle MC.

Caleb: FIVE MORE MINUTES, DAMMIT!

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MC: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. And you can teleport.

Xavier: Erm... it’s nice to see your smile when you win.

*later*

MC: You were probably just staring at my ass, weren't you.

Xavier: ..no.