#source: wwdits

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie after knowing Miles for five minutes: "He’s my best friend. He’s my pal. He’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy."

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Donna, in the studio: Dan is on the scene now.

Dan, on the streets: Thank you, Donna. Now, I am here with a local resident who's been watching the situation closely. His name is *moves mic towards the resident*

Wiggly, barely disguised as human: Wiggog Y'wrath

Dan: Will McGrath

[cursed-nyxan]

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: I’m starting to think that maybe what I did was wrong…

Crosshair: Probably not, but maybe…

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

everyone on tumblr @ joe today

[sylkithecat]

Loki: Incorrect Quotes

[island-in-the-shadows]

Lestat and Daniel On the Tour Documentary

Lestat: (in a cheap costume cape and traffic cone hat) We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard!

Daniel: (dried blood running down his chin) Lestat is very, is very actually...great man. I...

Lestat: (swishing costume cape and dancing behind Daniel) I drank the drug blood, yes! I drank some drug blood!

Daniel: We drunk, we've done, drunk some drug blood.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Tony is not just my husband or my number one fuckbuddy, but also my best friend.

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Panne (to Vaike): You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!

[barelyanartblog]

Meanwhile in Essos...

[louis--wifey]

California: Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: One of us has to trick them into inviting us in. I am nominating Person C, because I am too foreign and you are too boring.

Person B: Person C doesn’t need to be invited in, they’re not a vampire.

Person C: I would prefer to be invited in, it’s more polite.

[incorrect-threehouses]

Balthus talking about Holst: Cause he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy. My rotten soldier. My sweet cheese. My good time ~booooooy~

[cherrichou]

WWX: it would appear a-yuan has no interest in larceny, vandalism, and obviously he’s too young for whoring

WWX: so to keep this excursion from being a TOTAL waste of time

WWX: I threw him in this dumpster and told him he wasn’t allowed out until he killed six rats

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: women, men, any gender really. All of them make me hard

Geralt: it can be a bit of a problem actually

Jaskier: not for me :)

[incorrecthellaversesins]

Lucifer, after finding out how Katie Killjoy treated Charlie: May I approach the bitch?

Charlie: What did you say?

Lucifer: I said may I approach the bench? What did you think I said?