#source: wwdits

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie after knowing Miles for five minutes: "He’s my best friend. He’s my pal. He’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy."

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Donna, in the studio: Dan is on the scene now.

Dan, on the streets: Thank you, Donna. Now, I am here with a local resident who's been watching the situation closely. His name is *moves mic towards the resident*

Wiggly, barely disguised as human: Wiggog Y'wrath

Dan: Will McGrath

[cursed-nyxan]

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: I’m starting to think that maybe what I did was wrong…

Crosshair: Probably not, but maybe…

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

everyone on tumblr @ joe today

[sylkithecat]

Loki: Incorrect Quotes

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Tony is not just my husband or my number one fuckbuddy, but also my best friend.

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Panne (to Vaike): You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!

[barelyanartblog]

Meanwhile in Essos...

[louis--wifey]

California: Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: One of us has to trick them into inviting us in. I am nominating Person C, because I am too foreign and you are too boring.

Person B: Person C doesn’t need to be invited in, they’re not a vampire.

Person C: I would prefer to be invited in, it’s more polite.

[kirbysorbet]

WWX: it would appear a-yuan has no interest in larceny, vandalism, and obviously he’s too young for whoring

WWX: so to keep this excursion from being a TOTAL waste of time

WWX: I threw him in this dumpster and told him he wasn’t allowed out until he killed six rats

[incorrecthellaversesins]

Lucifer, after finding out how Katie Killjoy treated Charlie: May I approach the bitch?

Charlie: What did you say?

Lucifer: I said may I approach the bench? What did you think I said?

[butternuggets-blog]

Jackson Lamb: May I approach the bitch?

Diana Taverner: What did you say?

Jackson Lamb: I said may I approach the bench? What did you think I said?

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: I knew I shouldn't have done that but you goaded me

Geralt: If by goading you mean my saying "Under no circumstances should you do this." Then yes I goaded you.

Jaskier: You're a goader! You saw an opportunity to goad and what did you do? You goaded!

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: You’re running away from your feelings

Bellatrix: Yeah, so what? I hate my feelings