#loki incorrect quotes

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[angelremnants]

Girls’ Night Out, Loki’s Night In l L. Laufeyson

summary : Girls’ night was going great—until Loki decided to make it his personal mission to ruin it, being hellbent on pulling you home. It’s a battle of wills, but let’s face it: the God of Mischief always gets his way.

pairing : Loki Laufeyson x f!reader

warnings : Mature (18+—MINORS, DO NOT INTERACT) Modern SMAU, established relationship, sexting, explicit sexual content, Loki being a horny little shit, flirting and teasing, strong language. Proceed with caution if you're sensitive to such material.

author's notes : Listen, I don't know why I did this or where exactly I was going with this—I was supposed to start on another A Tales Of ficlet. But I wanted to try my hand at a SMAU for so long, so consider this a little crash test just to see if the format appeals or not.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: Thor, haven’t you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?

Thor: You cannot.

Loki: Say “fort”.

Thor: Fort?

Loki: Now say it three times.

Thor: Fort, fort, fort.

Loki: Spell it twice.

Thor: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.

Loki: Say it two more times.

Thor: Fort, fort.

Loki: Now what do you eat soup with?

Thor: Ha ha! FORK! Ha!

Loki: Really? Because I eat my soup with a spoon.

[Loki leaves]

Bruce: See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall—

Thor: I KNOW!!

[vbecker10]

Stop Saying it Like That

Pairing: Loki x female reader (Y/N)

Summary: Just a little blurb based off the meme below (from Loki:intotheowenverse), hope you like it 💚

"Loki, you need to stop saying it like that," you laugh, shaking your head as he opens the door to the small bakery for you.

He follows you out onto the street carrying a small box full of treats, "Saying what?"

You stop, clearing your throat so you can do your best impression of your boyfriend's accent, "Enjoy the next twenty-four hours."

The God of Mischief chuckles at your poor attempt, "Was that supposed to sound like me?"

"I sounded exactly like you," you answer with a wide smile despite knowing it wasn't even close.

"Look, that's not my point," laughing as you try to get the conversation back on track. "Its really creepy when you say it like that," you inform him.

He wraps his free arm around your waist and starts walking again, leading you back towards the Tower. "It was truly awful darling," Loki shakes his head with a smile.

"Creepy?" he raises an eyebrow as he looks down at you.

"Don't act like you have no idea what I'm talking about," you roll your eyes. "It literally sounds like a threat, like they only have twenty-four hours left to live or something."

He chuckles, "Trust me darling, when I threaten people they know." You sigh, trying to look annoyed but he bends to kiss your cheek and your smile slips free. "What would you prefer I say?" he asks genuinely curious.

"Just say 'have a good day'," you tell him.

"Y/N, that's the same thing," Loki states and you shake your head. Before you can argue back he presses his lips to yours to silence you. "Fine, I will try that next time," he agrees and you smile.

Loki walks with you in comfortable silence for two more blocks, his arm still around your waist, slowing his pace when he notices your attention is caught by the bouquets outside a flower shop. "See something you like?" he asks as you both stop in front of the colorful display of mixed flowers.

You smile, pointing to a bundle of your favorite flowers. Loki picks them up and you follow him into the shop where he pays the employee.

She hands Loki his change, he looks down at you briefly then back at the woman behind the counter. "Have a good day, mortal," he tells her with a wide smirk that causes the florist to let out a nervous laugh before thanking him quietly.

You walk back outside, your flowers in one hand and swat Loki's chest lightly in a joking manner. He chuckles, "What did I do wrong now? I told her to have a good day like you insisted."

"Mortal?" you tilt your head and look up at him.

"Would 'human' have been better?" he smiles.

You ignore his question, knowing he is only asking to see your reaction. "And the evil smirk, really?"

"Evil?" Loki let's go of your waist, putting his hand over his heart dramatically. "You wound me Y/N."

You laugh, reaching up to kiss his cheek when he tries to act as if he's offended. "You're cute when you're being annoying on purpose," you tell him and he chuckles, holding on to you again.

"I'm glad someone thinks so," he smiles.

"But stop talking to people when we go out," you add with a laugh.

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[chaxan08]

Tony: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

T'Challa: *helps Shuri onto the counter*

Natasha and Yelena: *they help each other up onto the table*

Loki: *pushes Thor off the sofa*

Tony, to Steve: As you can see, there are three types of siblings.

Actually, I think Natasha and Yelena could perfectly be any of the three.

[jiyascepter]

Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...

Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?

Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*

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[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[hawthorne-bias]

loki: it’s terribly cold outside. would you like to hold hands, darling? we should stay close. you, blushing: o-okay. tony: it’s fucking summer.

[malpractisnt]

More Marvel x text posts bc the fixation is somatizing

[sylkithecat]

F stands for fabulous. (insp)

[asgards-princess-of-mischief]

Y/N discussing an upcoming diplomatic function with her husband

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Y/N: My love, keep an eye on Thor, it's likely he's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Loki: Of course darling, I'd loved to watch Thor get punched.

Y/N: Try again.

Loki *begrudgingly*: I will keep Thor from getting punched.

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Later that week

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Y/N: What Happened!?

Loki: Well… I never said I would keep him from getting stabbed.

Y/N: *sighs, shaking her head*

Loki: *takes Y/N into his arms*

Y/N: Your lucky I love you

Loki: Yes Darling, I do believe I am.

A/N: I'm trying something new, let me know what you think!

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[angelremnants]

You're Banned! l L. Laufeyson

summary : After an ill-timed and highly inappropriate comment made during a meeting debrief, Loki finds himself slapped with the ultimate punishment—a strict sex ban put in place by you. And sadly for him, you’re enjoying his suffering way too much to free him from it.

pairing : Loki Laufeyson x f!reader

warnings : Mature (18+—MINORS, DO NOT INTERACT) Modern SMAU, established relationship, bit of sexting, dirty talk, sexual content, Loki being a horny and desperate little shit, bit of edging, sub!Loki if you squint, power dynamics, flirting and teasing, mild language. Proceed with caution if you're sensitive to such material.

author's notes : You know, I did have a plan to make a SMAU full fic instead of bits like this, and since you guys are enjoying them so much, I'm kind of really considering it now. I might switch to Bucky for the next ones—I'm still in search of an interesting prompt for him, so if anyone has an idea or a request, it is welcomed.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: You must be either brave or stupid to challenge me.

Y/N: I'm neither of those. I'm Y/N.

[vbecker10]

This is random but so are most of my thoughts so... enjoy I guess lol

Y/N: *says something funny*

Loki: *clearly don't get the joke*

Y/N: Seriously?

Loki: I could pretend to laugh if you'd like darling *smirks*

Y/N: *sighs loudly* How tall are you?

Loki: *shrugs* 6'-2" by Midgardian measurements. What does that have to do with you not being funny?

Y/N: I'm trying to figure out how that joke went so far over your head cause I'm hilarious

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[tempobaekh]

Loki: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards…

Loki, pulling out knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Y/N: