#loki incorrect quotes

[fabby-rou]

The way my jaw dropped just reading this 🙃🙃 if somebody said this to me in really life I'd probably just 🫠🫠🫠

Pet Names

Y/N: Why do you call me so many pet names? I mean, I'm fine with it, but why not stick to one? Like "darling" or "my love" or "my queen" or "kitten" instead of ALL of them?

Loki: [smirking] Sweetheart, I can't just call you one thing when you're my everything.

Y/N: [forgets how to breathe]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: You must be either brave or stupid to challenge me.

Y/N: I'm neither of those. I'm Y/N.

[chaxan08]

Tony: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

T'Challa: *helps Shuri onto the counter*

Natasha and Yelena: *they help each other up onto the table*

Loki: *pushes Thor off the sofa*

Tony, to Steve: As you can see, there are three types of siblings.

Actually, I think Natasha and Yelena could perfectly be any of the three.

[jiyascepter]

Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...

Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?

Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*

┈➤ MASTERLIST

[hawthorne-bias]

loki: it’s terribly cold outside. would you like to hold hands, darling? we should stay close.

you, blushing: o-okay.

tony: it’s fucking summer.

[vbecker10]

Inspired by a conversation with @soubi001 and our other friend lol...

*Y/N resting with her head on Loki's lap while they each read a book in the common room*

Y/N: Ugh... gross

Loki: What's gross, darling?

Y/N: My friend recommended this book, but she didn't say the two main characters had a big age gap

Loki: Is that an issue?

Y/N: Yeah, he's like 20 years older than her. That's just creepy

Loki:....

Loki: Have you forgotten how old I am, love?

Y/N: Well... no but that's different

Loki: I am well over a thousand years older than you

Y/N: Are you trying to make it weird now?

Loki: No, I am simply trying to understand why our age difference would not bother you but 20 years between fictional characters does

Y/N: Can we just change the subject?

Loki: You are the one who brought it up

Y/N: Yeah... but I don't have a good answer... other than you just don't seem old

Loki: *chuckles* Is it because I have still retained my youthful good looks?

Y/N: Honestly, probably yes... I mean you are really hot for someone who's pretty much ancient

Loki: Ancient!?

Y/N: *laughs* Well... like you said, you're over a thousand years old

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[sylkithecat]

F stands for fabulous. (insp)

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[daisybell17]

Loki: Wow, Mobius, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Mobius: We literally slept together yesterday.

Loki: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[yup-i-am-weird]

Testing

*the avengers are all gathered in the living area*

Y/N : I am getting really bored

Tony : Yeah let's play truth and dare

Natasha : I'll go first, Y/N I dare you kiss the hottest person in the room

*as the words slip out of her mouth, all the heads turn towards you. Literally everyone knew about the crush both Loki and Bucky had on you, but little was it known to them that you liked both of them*

Y/N : you can't be serious nat, that's WAY TOO CHILDISH, we are not

Sam : Well, if it's that easy then go ahead finish your dare

*both Loki and Bucky sat still staring at each other as if it was staring challenge with occasionally looking at you*

Y/N : Ugghhh.... I hate you guys

Tony : *smirking*Come on y/n, you know who is the hottest

*you gave Tony a look. If you chose between Loki and Bucky it would not only start a serious argument between them but also hurt one of them, which you were sure you didn't wanted to happen but you also could not choose someone else. God, why was it so difficult to pick one of them. *

Wanda :*giggling at your confusion*Have you decided y/n?

Y/N :*looking up from the floor, an evil smile forming on your face* Yes, I have. Nat you said the hottest person, right?

Natasha : Yeah

Y/N : *getting up from your place* Well, then

*you walk towards her and gesture for her to get up*

Natasha : Wha...?

*before she is able to register what is happening you place one hand around her waist while the other gently grabs her face as you softly place a kiss to her lips, surprising everyone in the room*

Wanda : Omg!

Thor : Lady y/n, I never knew you had a liking for women.

Y/N : Neither did I Thor, I was just testing if I did *you say with a smirk on your face*

*both Loki and Bucky look back and forth from you to each other with equally bewildered expression*

Natasha : *slightly blushing* Well y/n, you are a really amazing kisser.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.

Loki: What is a villain without a hero? Successful.

Thor: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villains?

Loki: Yes.

[ilomilodailystuff]

Loki : I’m in love with you.

Mobius : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Loki : I know.

Mobius : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool—

[jiyascepter]

Y/n: *smirking* Are you lost babygirl?

Loki: How dare you call me that?! Did you forget your place, you vile...insolent mortal?! I can destroy you faster than you can blink!

Y/n: *puts a hand on his thigh* Are you lost babygirl?

Loki: ...

Loki: *blushing* ʸᵉˢ

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[hawthorne-bias]

loki: *sees you wearing fancy clothes*

loki, with a tight smile: i see you have a date. who's the lucky person?

you:

you: i forgot to ask you, didn't i?

[vbecker10]

Here's whatever this is lol 💚

Loki walks into the kitchen on the common floor and stops when he sees you

Loki: I knew it was you

You lower the spoon slowly and smirk

Y/N: You can tell Thor but he won't believe you

Loki: He has been blaming me for this all week

You shrug and eat another spoonful of Thor's not so well hidden ice cream

Y/N: You may as well have some since you're here now

You offer him a spoon from a nearby drawer and he sighs but comes closer to take it. He gets a heaping spoonful of ice cream but just as he goes to eat it Thor walks in.

Thor: Ah, I finally caught you!

Loki: What!? No, it was Y/N

You hide you spoon behind your back and take a step away from the counter

Y/N: Me? I just came to get some water

Thor: Do not blame Y/N for your thievery, brother

Loki: I didn't-

He sighs then smiles at his brother

Loki: Well, since you caught me... I may as well admit it

Loki picks up the gallon of ice cream, puts his spoon in it and turns to leave

Thor: Where are you going with that?

Loki: My room, it's mine now

You sigh and think 'damnit... I knew I should have stolen Steve's cookies. He would have just blamed it on Bucky'

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[sylkithecat]

True love exists.

tp: 9/?