#loki incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: You must be either brave or stupid to challenge me.

Y/N: I'm neither of those. I'm Y/N.

[chaxan08]

Tony: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

T'Challa: *helps Shuri onto the counter*

Natasha and Yelena: *they help each other up onto the table*

Loki: *pushes Thor off the sofa*

Tony, to Steve: As you can see, there are three types of siblings.

Actually, I think Natasha and Yelena could perfectly be any of the three.

[jiyascepter]

Y/n: *singing* 'Cause karma is my boyfriend...karma is a god...

Thor: *whispers to Loki* Why are you sharpening your dagger, brother?

Loki: I have to meet this new God Karma Y/n speaks of...*continues sharpening his dagger*

┈➤ MASTERLIST

[hawthorne-bias]

loki: it’s terribly cold outside. would you like to hold hands, darling? we should stay close. you, blushing: o-okay. tony: it’s fucking summer.

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[sylkithecat]

F stands for fabulous. (insp)

[daisybell17]

Loki: Wow, Mobius, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Mobius: We literally slept together yesterday.

Loki: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[yup-i-am-weird]

Testing

*the avengers are all gathered in the living area*

Y/N : I am getting really bored

Tony : Yeah let's play truth and dare

Natasha : I'll go first, Y/N I dare you kiss the hottest person in the room

*as the words slip out of her mouth, all the heads turn towards you. Literally everyone knew about the crush both Loki and Bucky had on you, but little was it known to them that you liked both of them*

Y/N : you can't be serious nat, that's WAY TOO CHILDISH, we are not

Sam : Well, if it's that easy then go ahead finish your dare

*both Loki and Bucky sat still staring at each other as if it was staring challenge with occasionally looking at you*

Y/N : Ugghhh.... I hate you guys

Tony : *smirking*Come on y/n, you know who is the hottest

*you gave Tony a look. If you chose between Loki and Bucky it would not only start a serious argument between them but also hurt one of them, which you were sure you didn't wanted to happen but you also could not choose someone else. God, why was it so difficult to pick one of them. *

Wanda :*giggling at your confusion*Have you decided y/n?

Y/N :*looking up from the floor, an evil smile forming on your face* Yes, I have. Nat you said the hottest person, right?

Natasha : Yeah

Y/N : *getting up from your place* Well, then

*you walk towards her and gesture for her to get up*

Natasha : Wha...?

*before she is able to register what is happening you place one hand around her waist while the other gently grabs her face as you softly place a kiss to her lips, surprising everyone in the room*

Wanda : Omg!

Thor : Lady y/n, I never knew you had a liking for women.

Y/N : Neither did I Thor, I was just testing if I did *you say with a smirk on your face*

*both Loki and Bucky look back and forth from you to each other with equally bewildered expression*

Natasha : *slightly blushing* Well y/n, you are a really amazing kisser.

[ilomilodailystuff]

Loki : I’m in love with you.

Mobius : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Loki : I know.

Mobius : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool—

[freakish-goth]

I’m gonna be the sluttiest malewife

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.

Loki: What is a villain without a hero? Successful.

Thor: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villains?

Loki: Yes.

[asgards-princess-of-mischief]

Y/N discussing an upcoming diplomatic function with her husband

…

Y/N: My love, keep an eye on Thor, it's likely he's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Loki: Of course darling, I'd loved to watch Thor get punched.

Y/N: Try again.

Loki *begrudgingly*: I will keep Thor from getting punched.

…

Later that week

…

Y/N: What Happened!?

Loki: Well… I never said I would keep him from getting stabbed.

Y/N: *sighs, shaking her head*

Loki: *takes Y/N into his arms*

Y/N: Your lucky I love you

Loki: Yes Darling, I do believe I am.

A/N: I'm trying something new, let me know what you think!

[jiyascepter]

Y/n: *smirking* Are you lost babygirl?

Loki: How dare you call me that?! Did you forget your place, you vile...insolent mortal?! I can destroy you faster than you can blink!

Y/n: *puts a hand on his thigh* Are you lost babygirl?

Loki: ...

Loki: *blushing* ʸᵉˢ

┈➤ MASTERLIST

[hawthorne-bias]

thor: so, who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? you: we're chopsticks! thor: well... that's cute! does that mean both of you snuggle together perfectly? loki: no, it means if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[teabag-of-mischief]

Loki: Could you tell me about Ragnarok? Who or what started it?

Mobius: Funny you should mention, because you did. Thor asked you to.

Loki: That can’t be right.

Mobius: I know, it was a weird decision for Thor.

Loki: No, I mean did I do something because Thor asked me to??

[sylkithecat]

True love exists.

tp: 9/?