#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Texting]

Y/N: Hey, I miss you <3

Natasha: What happened? What’s wrong?

Y/N: Can’t I just text my girlfriend and tell her how much I love and miss her?

Natasha: …

Y/N: Okay, there’s bug in my room and I need you to kill it!

[chaxan08]

Steve: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Bruce: Weight loss? Drink water.

Tony: Clear skin? Drink water.

Natasha: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Everyone:

[romanoffshouse]

[Y/N being drunk]

Y/N: You're the hottest girlfriend I've ever had.

Natasha: I'm you're wife.

Y/N: OMG THAT'S AWESOME

[ilovesnat]

I JUST WOKE UP AND I CAN'T EVEN THINK PROPERLY

[togrowoldinv]

Natasha, to the team: I am absolutely not a sappy person

Natasha, when y/n is around: Do you even know how much I love you?

Y/n: How much, babe?

Natasha: I haven’t figured it out yet since I’m pretty sure the limit does not exist

[gfmaximoff]

Natasha: Where's Yelena?

Y/N: Doing stuff.

Natasha: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Kate?

Y/N: Trying to stop Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: And Wanda?

Y/N: Trying to stop Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: I see. And what are you doing here, Y/N?

Y/N: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Wanda from stopping Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

[loislame84]

Natasha: so how are things going with you and Kate?

Yelena: … fine I guess

Natasha: you’ve spent every single minute with the girl for like four months. I barely gotten you to come out with me and things are going just fine? You guess?

Yelena, shrugged: I don’t know. I do not do feelings. *she takes a sip of her beer* it’s like this. *takes another sip*

Natasha: so eloquent.

Yelena: have you ever wanted to fuck the living shit out of someone but also want to cook for them, take care of them and make sure they are happy and mentally stable?

Natasha: I think they call that love, Sestra.

Yelena, quietly sipping her beer: huh. Is that what that is?

[natashasnoodle]

Natasha, during training: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Y/n. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

[georgie3116]

*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*

*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*

Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.

Yelena: …

Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.

*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*

Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.

[me-uglypretty]

Natasha: Love is stupid.

Yelena: Okay…but?

Natasha: But I still love her.

[In the distance, Y/n trips over nothing then softly apologising]

Yelena: You really had to choose her?

Natasha: Shut up cyka. She's cute.

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: I'm tired.

Natasha: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Y/N: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I'm not a serial killer.

Clint: Wait, why did you emphasize "serial"?

[chaxan08]

Some random agent dude: Do you like your coffee like you like your men, tall and dark?

Natasha: No, but I do like my coffee like I like my women: sweet, strong, and able to keep me up all night.

Some random agent dude: What?

Clint: What?

Maria: What?

Natasha: You all hear me.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: You look good in that hoodie.

Natasha: You know where else I'd look good?

Y/N, zero hesitation: My bed.

Natasha, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[ilovesnat]

You, thinking: *please turn to McDonald's*

Nat: I know what you're thinking, no.

You: Please, Natty, I want nuggets.

Nat: We have food at home.

You: No, we don't? We forgot to go to the groceries.

Nat: You have me.

You: Oh... drive faster then!

[demonicbaby666]

Natasha: Do you have authorisation to be carrying a weapon like that around? Y/n: My juicy dummy thick godly ass? Natasha: I clearly meant the machine gun. Y/n: oh. Y/n: Then no I do not.