#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Lila: Some girls at school started a nasty rumor about me and someone else. I tried to stop it, but I had to let it go. I know that nothing happened…

Natasha: You should have kicked that bitch’s ass.

Clint: No. You did the right thing. There’s nothing you can do about rumors, but live your life correctly.

Natasha: You still should have kicked that bitch’s ass.

[chaxan08]

Steve: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Bruce: Weight loss? Drink water.

Tony: Clear skin? Drink water.

Natasha: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Everyone:

[romanoffshouse]

[Y/N being drunk]

Y/N: You're the hottest girlfriend I've ever had.

Natasha: I'm you're wife.

Y/N: OMG THAT'S AWESOME

[ilovesnat]

You, thinking: *please turn to McDonald's*

Nat: I know what you're thinking, no.

You: Please, Natty, I want nuggets.

Nat: We have food at home.

You: No, we don't? We forgot to go to the groceries.

Nat: You have me.

You: Oh... drive faster then!

[togrowoldinv]

Natasha, to the team: I am absolutely not a sappy person

Natasha, when y/n is around: Do you even know how much I love you?

Y/n: How much, babe?

Natasha: I haven’t figured it out yet since I’m pretty sure the limit does not exist

[gfmaximoff]

Natasha: Where's Yelena?

Y/N: Doing stuff.

Natasha: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Kate?

Y/N: Trying to stop Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: And Wanda?

Y/N: Trying to stop Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: I see. And what are you doing here, Y/N?

Y/N: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Wanda from stopping Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

[loislame84]

Natasha: so how are things going with you and Kate?

Yelena: … fine I guess

Natasha: you’ve spent every single minute with the girl for like four months. I barely gotten you to come out with me and things are going just fine? You guess?

Yelena, shrugged: I don’t know. I do not do feelings. *she takes a sip of her beer* it’s like this. *takes another sip*

Natasha: so eloquent.

Yelena: have you ever wanted to fuck the living shit out of someone but also want to cook for them, take care of them and make sure they are happy and mentally stable?

Natasha: I think they call that love, Sestra.

Yelena, quietly sipping her beer: huh. Is that what that is?

[georgie3116]

*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*

*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*

Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.

Yelena: …

Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.

*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*

Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.

[natashasnoodle]

Natasha, during training: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Y/n. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

[me-uglypretty]

Natasha: Love is stupid.

Yelena: Okay…but?

Natasha: But I still love her.

[In the distance, Y/n trips over nothing then softly apologising]

Yelena: You really had to choose her?

Natasha: Shut up cyka. She's cute.

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: I'm tired.

Natasha: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Y/N: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: You’re not sweating.

Y/N: Uh huh.

Carol: How can you not be sweating?

Y/N: I don’t sweat.

Carol: Everybody sweats.

Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.

Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?

Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?

Y/N: No.

Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?

Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.

[chaxan08]

Natasha: So, your plan is to spend the rest of your life being mad at Rogers?

Tony, scoffs: Well, that’s not my only plan.

Natasha:

Tony: One day, I’d love to build a cabin in the woods.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: You look good in that hoodie.

Natasha: You know where else I'd look good?

Y/N, zero hesitation: My bed.

Natasha, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[ilovesnat]

Nat, bringing you to your room: Go inside, go rest now.

You, drunk: NOooOoooOOoO

Nat: *gives you a kiss* Come on...

You: *gasps* I will definitely remember this tomorrow, how could I not?

[Morning in the kitchen]

Nat: You definitely remember...

You: What?

[demonicbaby666]

Natasha: Do you have authorisation to be carrying a weapon like that around? Y/n: My juicy dummy thick godly ass? Natasha: I clearly meant the machine gun. Y/n: oh. Y/n: Then no I do not.