#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Natasha and you are getting married]

The Priest: Do you have any vows?

Natasha: Yes, I do. Y/N, not only are you the love of my life but you’re also my best friend and you got a friend in me. You’ve got troubles, I got them too. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you. We’ll stick together and we’ll see it through cause you got a friend in me.

The Priest: Isn’t that the song from Toy Story?

Natasha: They love that movie.

Y/N, crying: I do!

[chaxan08]

Steve: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Bruce: Weight loss? Drink water.

Tony: Clear skin? Drink water.

Natasha: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Everyone:

[romanoffshouse]

[Y/N being drunk]

Y/N: You're the hottest girlfriend I've ever had.

Natasha: I'm you're wife.

Y/N: OMG THAT'S AWESOME

[ilovesnat]

You, thinking: *please turn to McDonald's*

Nat: I know what you're thinking, no.

You: Please, Natty, I want nuggets.

Nat: We have food at home.

You: No, we don't? We forgot to go to the groceries.

Nat: You have me.

You: Oh... drive faster then!

[togrowoldinv]

Natasha, to the team: I am absolutely not a sappy person

Natasha, when y/n is around: Do you even know how much I love you?

Y/n: How much, babe?

Natasha: I haven’t figured it out yet since I’m pretty sure the limit does not exist

[gfmaximoff]

Natasha: Where's Yelena?

Y/N: Doing stuff.

Natasha: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Kate?

Y/N: Trying to stop Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: And Wanda?

Y/N: Trying to stop Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: I see. And what are you doing here, Y/N?

Y/N: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Wanda from stopping Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

[georgie3116]

*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*

*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*

Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.

Yelena: …

Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.

*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*

Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.

[natashasnoodle]

Natasha, during training: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Y/n. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

[me-uglypretty]

Natasha: Love is stupid.

Yelena: Okay…but?

Natasha: But I still love her.

[In the distance, Y/n trips over nothing then softly apologising]

Yelena: You really had to choose her?

Natasha: Shut up cyka. She's cute.

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: I'm tired.

Natasha: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Y/N: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

[demonicbaby666]

Natasha: Do you have authorisation to be carrying a weapon like that around? Y/n: My juicy dummy thick godly ass? Natasha: I clearly meant the machine gun. Y/n: oh. Y/n: Then no I do not.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: You’re not sweating.

Y/N: Uh huh.

Carol: How can you not be sweating?

Y/N: I don’t sweat.

Carol: Everybody sweats.

Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.

Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?

Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?

Y/N: No.

Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?

Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.

[chaxan08]

Yelena: *sneaks into the house*

Natasha, turning around in a chair and flicking the light on: Do you want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Yelena: I... was with Kate Bishop?

Kate, also turning around in a chair: Want to try that again?

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: You look good in that hoodie.

Natasha: You know where else I'd look good?

Y/N, zero hesitation: My bed.

Natasha, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[ilovesnat]

Nat, bringing you to your room: Go inside, go rest now.

You, drunk: NOooOoooOOoO

Nat: *gives you a kiss* Come on...

You: *gasps* I will definitely remember this tomorrow, how could I not?

[Morning in the kitchen]

Nat: You definitely remember...

You: What?

[traveler-at-heart]

Natasha: Why do you have a bouquet tattoo on your neck?

Y/N: So pretty girls like you can hold their favorite flowers