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Kate: okay Peter and I are leaving.

Yelena: have fun. *she sees a smirk on Kate’s face that she is very familiar with* just say it, Kate Bishop.

Kate: I’d ask you to come to the movies with us but I don’t want to be accused to sneaking a snack into the theater. *holds her hand up*

Peter, high fiving Kate: good one.

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Alexei: I FIXED IT!

Yelena: What did you fix?

Alexei: EVERYTHING!

[loud explosion in the background]

Alexei: … Except that.

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Natasha: so how are things going with you and Kate?

Yelena: … fine I guess

Natasha: you’ve spent every single minute with the girl for like four months. I barely gotten you to come out with me and things are going just fine? You guess?

Yelena, shrugged: I don’t know. I do not do feelings. *she takes a sip of her beer* it’s like this. *takes another sip*

Natasha: so eloquent.

Yelena: have you ever wanted to fuck the living shit out of someone but also want to cook for them, take care of them and make sure they are happy and mentally stable?

Natasha: I think they call that love, Sestra.

Yelena, quietly sipping her beer: huh. Is that what that is?

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Kate: but I can’t go on this mission without you.

Yelena: why not?

Kate: because stress is hard for the baby.

Yelena: what baby?

Kate: me I’m the baby and being away from you is stressful.

Yelena: … fine I’ll come on this stupid easy mission with you.

Kate, kisses her cheek before turning to leave: best mission ever.

Yelena: do not.

Natasha, smirking: fucking simp.

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Join us in the next chapter of the From Russia serieswhere we open up with Kate’s one woman pity party. 😂😂

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Kate, entering the house: Yelena? I’m home.

Yelena: in the Netflix room.

Kate, smiling to herself hangs up her archery equipment before making her way to the family room: it has been a hell of a day and I really really need something to sit on and I’m not talking about the couch…

*Kate’s sentence was cut off when she rounded the corner coming face to face with a room full of her closest friends standing under a Happy Birthday Kate banner*

Yelena: surprise?

Jen: should we leave?

Clint: I should’ve turned off my hearing aids.

Natasha: look how red she is *snaps a few pictures*

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Yelena, reading over a debrief: ouch *pulls her hand back to reveal a paper cut* fuck that hurts.

Kate, under her breath: hasn’t she been through enough?!

Yelena: what was that?

Kate: nothing. I was just saying I should probably go feed lucky.

Yelena: give him a kiss from me. Oh and can you bring me back a bandaid? *she went back to reading her report when Kate nodded and got up to leave*

*Kate is standing in the doorway looking back at Yelena.*

Cassie: what adorable thing did she do this time that has you staring at her like she just rescued abandoned kittens?

Kate: she needs a bandaid.

Cassie: you are such a simp.

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Kate laying on the couch, sick with bronchitis, had almost fallen back asleep when the front door opened.

Yelena: little hawk, I am back. And I got the soup, medicine and orange juice you asked for.

Kate, immediately perked up at the sound of her girlfriend’s voice: you are really the best.

Yelena, beginning to sort out her supplies saw her girlfriend looking at her expectantly: okay, okay. I will pour you a glass but only after you’ve had some cough syrup. It is good for you so do not try to argue.

*Yelena walked over to the cupboard and pulled out a cup. She poured her a drink and walked the glass over along with a small cup of medicine. Kate reluctantly drank the medicine down.*

Yelena: that’s a good girl. Here. *she handed her the glass of orange juice. *

Kate, took a big gulp before pulling back and making a face: what is this? It tastes like betrayal.

Yelena: I was not buying you that sugar water.

Kate: Sunny D cures bronchitis. I told you. I need it to get better.

Yelena: I read the carton. Your miracle drink has less than 2% juice in it. You will drink this and like it or I won’t rub Vicks on your chest later.

Kate, grumbled before taking another drink: fine I’ll drink it but I don’t have to like it.

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Yelena: top or bottom?

Kate:… oh wow. Okay. This is moving faster than I thought it would. Top or bottom? Well either? Both? I’d love to see you on top…oh oh… or on your hands and knees while I’m railing…

Yelena: Kate bishop. I’m talking about the bunk beds. Top or bottom? Which bed do you want to sleep in?

Kate: oh umm I’ll just sleep in yours.

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The next chapter of the From Russia saga opens up with what happened to Sonya. I’m going on vacation next week so this one maybe be a little while before I get it up. I just started working on it. 💚💜

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Natasha: so what’s your type?

Yelena: I do not have a type. I am just not interested in anybody.

Natasha: everybody has a type. Even you, sestra.

Yelena, rolling her eyes: strong, athletic, smart… someone I can spend some quiet time you know… just hanging out and listening to music.

*Kate enters the room accidentally tripping over the rug while holding Lucky bridal style but managing to not drop him*

Kate: lucky hurt his paw. I had to carry him back. I’m going to order him a pizza.

Yelena, with heart eyes: that one. I want that one.

Natasha: you continue to flabbergast me daily.

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Yelena: You’re giving me a sticker?

Kate: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow."

Yelena: I’m not a preschooler.

Kate: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Yelena: I earned this. Back off.