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Yelena, standing at the stove: you can not sneak up on me, Kate Bishop.

Kate, stopping at the entrance to the kitchen: every fucking time. I was just trying to see what you were making for dinner tonight.

Yelena, pointing to the pot: this is not for us. This is for the dogs. Fanny only eats locally sourced products.

Kate, shrugged: really? I wouldn’t waste that on my dog.

Yelena: why is that? The good boy deserves some nutrition.

Kate: Because yesterday I saw Lucky eat half of an old dead mouse and wash that down with a pair of your dirty panties.

Yelena, thinking it over: both of which were locally sourced.

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Kate, coming to the end of a five minute long ramble: and if you think about it… cereal is really just a soup for breakfast. Isn’t it?

Yelena, looking down at Kate: *stares in Russian*

Kate: *looks expectantly in dumbass*

Yelena: is that really your question?

Kate, looking down at her position on one knee, ring in hand: oh no. That was just an observation. The question is… Yelena, will you marry me?

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SHE LOOKS SO SAD AND BEAUTIFUL

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Look… I know I’m supposed to be working on Electric Touch and I’m about 4000 words into the chapter but From Russia just calls to me and I immediately answer because I love it so much.

Basically you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit because this is all free entertainment. Lol

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Shhh don’t scare it away… the muse came back and she picked Electric Touch… it’s been a good six months since I touched this one.

Go back and start a reread… because I forgot where we were myself lol

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Kate: hey Yelena? I need to tell you something.

Yelena: what is it Kate Bishop? Have you come to confess your undying love and admiration for me?

Kate, nervous laughing: um yeah. That’s exactly it. How did you know?

Yelena, panicking: wait what?

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Good news… I’m not dead. Here you go.

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Yelena, going over the blueprints she laid out on the table: you’ll be here and I’ll enter over here.

Natasha: yeah that’s fine.

Yelena: pay attention. If I get shot, I’m taking you out with me.

Natasha, checking her phone: Jesus fucking Christ. Message Kate.

Yelena: what does Kate have to do with this? *pulls out her phone and notices 10 missed messages*

Natasha, reading: so what? Your fingers worked when they were inside of me last night but they can’t be bothered to text me back?

Yelena, clearing her throat: why would she text you that?!

Natasha, reading the next message: oh shit. That was for Lena. I’m going to go jump off a bridge. It’s been nice knowing you. *types back* I’ll pick Lucky up after the mission. Rip Kate.

Yelena:… *stares in Russian*

Natasha: well that was embarrassing for the two of you.

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Still working on From Russia I promise. I’ve just been working two full time jobs so I don’t have as much time for other stuff but in promise you it’s coming.

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Finally started the next chapter of the From Russia Saga… don’t worry I haven’t abandoned it or Electric Touch. I’ll be getting back into it. I’ve been working two job and I’ve been sick. I’m not going to leave it unfinished.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/56195923/chapters/158454097

Next chapter for this story before I head back to bishova! Enjoy.

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Hermione: *sneezes*

Bella: *continuing to read the daily profit*

Hermione: Bella. That’s so rude. Aren’t you even going to say bless you?

Bella, not looking up from her paper: I’m sitting here next to you, aren’t I? You’ve already clearly been blessed, pet.

Hermione, mumbling: insufferable

Bella: you love me.

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Kate: okay Peter and I are leaving.

Yelena: have fun. *she sees a smirk on Kate’s face that she is very familiar with* just say it, Kate Bishop.

Kate: I’d ask you to come to the movies with us but I don’t want to be accused to sneaking a snack into the theater. *holds her hand up*

Peter, high fiving Kate: good one.

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Alexei: I FIXED IT!

Yelena: What did you fix?

Alexei: EVERYTHING!

[loud explosion in the background]

Alexei: … Except that.

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Natasha: so how are things going with you and Kate?

Yelena: … fine I guess

Natasha: you’ve spent every single minute with the girl for like four months. I barely gotten you to come out with me and things are going just fine? You guess?

Yelena, shrugged: I don’t know. I do not do feelings. *she takes a sip of her beer* it’s like this. *takes another sip*

Natasha: so eloquent.

Yelena: have you ever wanted to fuck the living shit out of someone but also want to cook for them, take care of them and make sure they are happy and mentally stable?

Natasha: I think they call that love, Sestra.

Yelena, quietly sipping her beer: huh. Is that what that is?

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