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Kate, entering the house: Yelena? I’m home.

Yelena: in the Netflix room.

Kate, smiling to herself hangs up her archery equipment before making her way to the family room: it has been a hell of a day and I really really need something to sit on and I’m not talking about the couch…

*Kate’s sentence was cut off when she rounded the corner coming face to face with a room full of her closest friends standing under a Happy Birthday Kate banner*

Yelena: surprise?

Jen: should we leave?

Clint: I should’ve turned off my hearing aids.

Natasha: look how red she is *snaps a few pictures*

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Yelena, reading over a debrief: ouch *pulls her hand back to reveal a paper cut* fuck that hurts.

Kate, under her breath: hasn’t she been through enough?!

Yelena: what was that?

Kate: nothing. I was just saying I should probably go feed lucky.

Yelena: give him a kiss from me. Oh and can you bring me back a bandaid? *she went back to reading her report when Kate nodded and got up to leave*

*Kate is standing in the doorway looking back at Yelena.*

Cassie: what adorable thing did she do this time that has you staring at her like she just rescued abandoned kittens?

Kate: she needs a bandaid.

Cassie: you are such a simp.

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Kate laying on the couch, sick with bronchitis, had almost fallen back asleep when the front door opened.

Yelena: little hawk, I am back. And I got the soup, medicine and orange juice you asked for.

Kate, immediately perked up at the sound of her girlfriend’s voice: you are really the best.

Yelena, beginning to sort out her supplies saw her girlfriend looking at her expectantly: okay, okay. I will pour you a glass but only after you’ve had some cough syrup. It is good for you so do not try to argue.

*Yelena walked over to the cupboard and pulled out a cup. She poured her a drink and walked the glass over along with a small cup of medicine. Kate reluctantly drank the medicine down.*

Yelena: that’s a good girl. Here. *she handed her the glass of orange juice. *

Kate, took a big gulp before pulling back and making a face: what is this? It tastes like betrayal.

Yelena: I was not buying you that sugar water.

Kate: Sunny D cures bronchitis. I told you. I need it to get better.

Yelena: I read the carton. Your miracle drink has less than 2% juice in it. You will drink this and like it or I won’t rub Vicks on your chest later.

Kate, grumbled before taking another drink: fine I’ll drink it but I don’t have to like it.

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Yelena: top or bottom?

Kate:… oh wow. Okay. This is moving faster than I thought it would. Top or bottom? Well either? Both? I’d love to see you on top…oh oh… or on your hands and knees while I’m railing…

Yelena: Kate bishop. I’m talking about the bunk beds. Top or bottom? Which bed do you want to sleep in?

Kate: oh umm I’ll just sleep in yours.

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The next chapter of the From Russia saga opens up with what happened to Sonya. I’m going on vacation next week so this one maybe be a little while before I get it up. I just started working on it. 💚💜

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Natasha: so what’s your type?

Yelena: I do not have a type. I am just not interested in anybody.

Natasha: everybody has a type. Even you, sestra.

Yelena, rolling her eyes: strong, athletic, smart… someone I can spend some quiet time you know… just hanging out and listening to music.

*Kate enters the room accidentally tripping over the rug while holding Lucky bridal style but managing to not drop him*

Kate: lucky hurt his paw. I had to carry him back. I’m going to order him a pizza.

Yelena, with heart eyes: that one. I want that one.

Natasha: you continue to flabbergast me daily.

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Yelena: You’re giving me a sticker?

Kate: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow."

Yelena: I’m not a preschooler.

Kate: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Yelena: I earned this. Back off.

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Yelena: if you are going to the store put a can opener on the list. Ours is broken.

Kate:…

Yelena: do not say something stupid right now.

Kate: so you are telling me that it’s a can’t opener?

Yelena: *stares in russian*

Natasha, looking between the two of them: and this is the one you’ve chosen?

Yelena: she is an idiot but she is my idiot.

Kate, smiling: I’m her idiot.

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Kate attempted to sneak into the loft after being gone for most of the night. She is dirty and covered in cuts and bruises. As soon as the latch closes, the light by the couch illuminates and she hangs her head. Knowing she’s been caught, she turns around and flashes her biggest smile.

Kate: oh hi, Yelena. What are you doing up? I brought you cookies from that place down the street that you love. *she pulls out a bag that clearly looked more smashed than it should* they still taste good.

Yelena:…

Kate: I swear I was on my way home but then there was this group of guys trying to mug some homeless people.

Yelena:…

Kate: and I know I’m supposed to call you before I do this… am I in trouble?

Yelena: take a guess.

Kate: no?

Yelena: take another guess…

Kate: can I buy your forgiveness with these smashed up cookies and a few orgasms?

Yelena, rolled her eyes: come on, little hawk. Your cuts need cleaned.

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Ma’am… the chokehold you have on me is ridiculous.

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Natasha: Lena, it’s okay. Everybody here knows you are in love with her.

Yelena: I am not in love with Kate Bishop.

Natasha: *smirking* I never said who.

Yelena: *stares in russian*

Natasha: confirmed Yelena loves Kate.

Yelena, panic setting in: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN—

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Kate, in the group chat: so turns out we aren’t going to be able to make it tonight.

Peter: get caught up at work?

Kate: no. Not exactly.

Jen: okay why then?

Kate: we were sort of cuddling and Yelena fell asleep on me.

Jen: just move her.

Kate: absolutely not.

Peter: what about movie night?

Kate: she keeps snuggling in further.

You know what… just come over and bring pizza. Movie night will have to happen over here this week.

Jen: simp…

Peter: yes! Yelena always has the best snacks.

Kate: oh and bring vodka or else there will be one very small, tired and angry Russian to deal with.

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I know I said I was working on Electric Touch and I am but I got distracted by this because I just love this story so much.

I’m not sure which I’ll finish first but it’s a “you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit” situation. Lol give me a break. I worked 70 hours last week.