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Yelena: top or bottom?

Kate:… oh wow. Okay. This is moving faster than I thought it would. Top or bottom? Well either? Both? I’d love to see you on top…oh oh… or on your hands and knees while I’m railing…

Yelena: Kate bishop. I’m talking about the bunk beds. Top or bottom? Which bed do you want to sleep in?

Kate: oh umm I’ll just sleep in yours.

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The next chapter of the From Russia saga opens up with what happened to Sonya. I’m going on vacation next week so this one maybe be a little while before I get it up. I just started working on it. 💚💜

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Natasha: so what’s your type?

Yelena: I do not have a type. I am just not interested in anybody.

Natasha: everybody has a type. Even you, sestra.

Yelena, rolling her eyes: strong, athletic, smart… someone I can spend some quiet time you know… just hanging out and listening to music.

*Kate enters the room accidentally tripping over the rug while holding Lucky bridal style but managing to not drop him*

Kate: lucky hurt his paw. I had to carry him back. I’m going to order him a pizza.

Yelena, with heart eyes: that one. I want that one.

Natasha: you continue to flabbergast me daily.

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Yelena: You’re giving me a sticker?

Kate: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow."

Yelena: I’m not a preschooler.

Kate: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Yelena: I earned this. Back off.

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Yelena: if you are going to the store put a can opener on the list. Ours is broken.

Kate:…

Yelena: do not say something stupid right now.

Kate: so you are telling me that it’s a can’t opener?

Yelena: *stares in russian*

Natasha, looking between the two of them: and this is the one you’ve chosen?

Yelena: she is an idiot but she is my idiot.

Kate, smiling: I’m her idiot.

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Kate attempted to sneak into the loft after being gone for most of the night. She is dirty and covered in cuts and bruises. As soon as the latch closes, the light by the couch illuminates and she hangs her head. Knowing she’s been caught, she turns around and flashes her biggest smile.

Kate: oh hi, Yelena. What are you doing up? I brought you cookies from that place down the street that you love. *she pulls out a bag that clearly looked more smashed than it should* they still taste good.

Yelena:…

Kate: I swear I was on my way home but then there was this group of guys trying to mug some homeless people.

Yelena:…

Kate: and I know I’m supposed to call you before I do this… am I in trouble?

Yelena: take a guess.

Kate: no?

Yelena: take another guess…

Kate: can I buy your forgiveness with these smashed up cookies and a few orgasms?

Yelena, rolled her eyes: come on, little hawk. Your cuts need cleaned.

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Ma’am… the chokehold you have on me is ridiculous.

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Natasha: Lena, it’s okay. Everybody here knows you are in love with her.

Yelena: I am not in love with Kate Bishop.

Natasha: *smirking* I never said who.

Yelena: *stares in russian*

Natasha: confirmed Yelena loves Kate.

Yelena, panic setting in: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN—

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Kate, in the group chat: so turns out we aren’t going to be able to make it tonight.

Peter: get caught up at work?

Kate: no. Not exactly.

Jen: okay why then?

Kate: we were sort of cuddling and Yelena fell asleep on me.

Jen: just move her.

Kate: absolutely not.

Peter: what about movie night?

Kate: she keeps snuggling in further.

You know what… just come over and bring pizza. Movie night will have to happen over here this week.

Jen: simp…

Peter: yes! Yelena always has the best snacks.

Kate: oh and bring vodka or else there will be one very small, tired and angry Russian to deal with.

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I know I said I was working on Electric Touch and I am but I got distracted by this because I just love this story so much.

I’m not sure which I’ll finish first but it’s a “you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit” situation. Lol give me a break. I worked 70 hours last week.

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Yelena entered thru the window of Kate’s loft finding her doom scrolling in her bed.

Yelena: Kate Bishop! Come I have much to show you.

Kate: are you ever going to use the door?

Yelena: no. *she turned and made her way to the living room, opening her backpack and emptying the contents.*

Kate, walking past a sleeping Lucky: some guard dog you are. *She walked over and saw everything Yelena had laid out on the coffee table.*

Yelena, smiling up at her: look! So much weapons.

Kate: you might be the most violent person I’ve ever met.

Yelena, shrugging: but I am small, so it is adorable.

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Yelena: hey, Kate Bishop, can you do me a favor?

Kate:… I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene as evidence, and take the blame for you if you asked me to.

Yelena:… *stares in Russian*

Kate:… I mean… yeah shoot.

Yelena: in that case… can I ask two favors?

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It’s been a few months since I did anything with Electric Touch… go brush up on what has happened because I know I had to lol. Here’s the entire opening scene instead of just one screenshot.

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Kate, looking up: I guess you could say I’ve fallen for you. *winks*

Yelena, looking at Kate sprawled out on the ground: Kate Bishop, you just rolled down ten flights of stairs. How are you even still alive?!

Kate: guess it’s your lucky day, beautiful.

Yelena, trying to help Kate up without jostling her broken ankle: could you stop flirting with me until I get you help?

Kate, wincing while leaning onto Yelena: but I’m literally head over heels for you… ten times over. Did you not see…

Yelena, rolling her eyes: oh I saw. Very impressive, little hawk. Come. We go to hospital.