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Rio: You know what Alice, could we have a moment alone?

Alice: Agatha said if you asked me that I was supposed to say no.

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Bruce, texting: Just got to CostCo. Where are you?

Tony: Liquor aisle. Bring another cart.

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Peter: You’re just saying that to make me feel better.

Wade: Aww, Peter, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?

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Kate: I’m using my veto.

Clint: Veto? You don’t get a veto.

Kate: Why not? You veto me all the time!

Clint: That’s because you have bad ideas.

Kate: Name one!

[Later]

Kate: That went on for a while.

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[Texting]

Y/N: Hey, I miss you <3

Natasha: What happened? What’s wrong?

Y/N: Can’t I just text my girlfriend and tell her how much I love and miss her?

Natasha: …

Y/N: Okay, there’s bug in my room and I need you to kill it!

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Bruce: Why is there a cactus in the microwave?

Peter: Don’t worry about it.

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Agatha, looking at Rio: I bet I could take her.

Billy: Rio? Yeah, you can totally take her in a fight.

Agatha: …

Billy: …

Agatha: …

Billy: You DO mean in a fight, right?

Agatha: …

Billy: YOU MEAN IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?!

Agatha: …

Billy: ANSWER THE QUESTION, AGATHA!!

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Natasha: I'm not a serial killer.

Clint: Wait, why did you emphasize "serial"?

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Agatha: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing something nice?

Lilia: Experience.

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Billy: Uh oh.

Tommy: Uh oh good or uh oh bad?

Billy: When is uh oh ever good?

Tommy: I don’t know. Maybe this time.

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Billy: Actually, I think you’re more human than a lot of people I know.

Rio: Take that back!

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Steve and Bucky: [kissing]

Tony: What the actual fuck?! Oh you sick, sick bastards.

Steve: Listen, Tony—

Tony: This is incest!

Bucky: No it’s not.

Tony: Yes it is, Barnes.

Bucky: We’re not related.

Tony: Oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Steve: Well it makes it not incest.

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Agatha: I helped you when you got your foot stuck in the toilet.

Billy: No you didn’t. You laughed and took pictures.

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Billy: Remember what you said to me, that time we were at the water park, and I was scared to go down the giant water slide?

Tommy: Keep your mouth closed at the bottom, there might be pee in the pool?

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Alice: You’re blocking the view.

Agatha: I am the view.

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Tony: Just skip to the part that’s going to anger me.

Peter: That’s going to be all of it.

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Agatha: You want to kiss me, don’t you?

Rio: I always want to kiss you.