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Kate: Honestly, I don’t know why you never trust me—

[something explodes in the background]

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Cassie: Can we get a kitten?

Scott: I’m allergic. We can’t be in the same house.

Cassie: You could sleep outside.

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Billy: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Agatha do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

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Peter: There's a kid screaming outside. Don't you think we should do something?

Wade: You're right, we should.

Wade: [closes the window]

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Billy: Agatha, I screw up, big time.

Agatha: Billy, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Scott: Act like a parent, talk like a peer.

Scott: I call it “peer-enting”.

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[Natasha and you are getting married]

The Priest: Do you have any vows?

Natasha: Yes, I do. Y/N, not only are you the love of my life but you’re also my best friend and you got a friend in me. You’ve got troubles, I got them too. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you. We’ll stick together and we’ll see it through cause you got a friend in me.

The Priest: Isn’t that the song from Toy Story?

Natasha: They love that movie.

Y/N, crying: I do!

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Billy: Y/N, why are you naked?

Y/N: I don’t have any clothes!

Billy: Sure you do! [opens closet] You have pants, shirts, socks, hi Rio, shoes…

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Scott: The opposite of Ghostbusters: Ghostmakers, where you create ghosts!

[later]

Scott: I have been informed that this is called killing people.

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Deliveryman: Package for Scott Lang.

Scott: Thanks, have a good day!

Deliveryman: Don’t tell me what to do.

Scott:

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Agatha: You just can’t stand the idea of Rio and I as a couple.

Jennifer: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.

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Maria: I’m a lesbian and I haven’t even made out with a girl yet.

Clint: So you’re a woman who’s attracted to women with no women attracted to you? Damn, you really putting the L in LGBT.

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SNAPS AT UR RESPONSE abt owning what that user said. Also I realized I blocked that same user months ago bc of another horrid argument abt queerness. Bc crazy idea, u can be queer and also offensive! And wrong! Lol. So validating to see others r calling out their bs

These people really think they can gaslight anyone by saying the most absurd things and later complain we’re twisting their words when it was literally exactly what they said. And then acting all innocent pretending they were just trying to bring up a curiosity when from the way they worded it was clearly not that…

I don’t trust anyone who use the “I am queer myself” card to try to hide being prejudiced against their own community. And then they made a whole essay about how they advocate for the community lol they might advocate for their own identity’s issues but they certainly are promoting prejudice for other identities.

Tbh it doesn’t surprise me this is not the first time that person did something like this. It’s not worth it to keep giving them the attention they so desperately want and need, it’s way easier to simply block them.

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Y/N: I wasn’t that drunk!

Rio: You told your mother that she was revoked of her duties because you found a new mommy.

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Scott: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

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Monica: I’m just… having trouble making guy friends. My social skills aren’t great.

Darcy: Nonsense, we can practice. All right, I’m a stupid human man.

Darcy: “Oof, ouch my balls. I like to drink beer.”

Darcy: Okay, got it? Monica, befriend me.

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Agatha: Teen has been trapped in an air vent, Teen are you okay in there?

Billy: No.

Agatha: Well, just hang in there.

Billy: Sure.