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Y/N: Seriously? A sex swing?

Agatha: I know, right? Wanna hop on?

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Wanda: Y/N. That’s a great name.

Y/N: You like that? You should hear my phone number.

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Agatha: Hey, I helped with that avalanche too, you know.

Jennifer: You STARTED it.

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Wade: Y/N, you’re my best friend.

Y/N: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I’m your only friend! I’M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Agatha: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Billy: It’s a hug, Agatha. I’m hugging you.

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Y/N: You’re like an angel with no wings.

Wanda: So like a person...

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[the Avengers are stranded]

Tony: Let’s cut to the chase, who’s eating who?

Bruce: Who’s eating whom.

Tony: Just for that, I’m eating you.

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Lila: Some girls at school started a nasty rumor about me and someone else. I tried to stop it, but I had to let it go. I know that nothing happened…

Natasha: You should have kicked that bitch’s ass.

Clint: No. You did the right thing. There’s nothing you can do about rumors, but live your life correctly.

Natasha: You still should have kicked that bitch’s ass.

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Bucky: So, what’s it like living with Carol?

Y/N: She once referred to sand as “heterosexual glitter”.

Bucky: …

Y/N: I love her so much.

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Wanda: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Y/N: Which one? I can’t do both.

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Y/N: These are awful!

Agatha: Rio and I made them.

Y/N: These are delightful!

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Y/N: Don’t look at me like that.

Rio: Like what?

Y/N: Like you’ve seen me naked!

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Y/N: I ordered Chinese food.

Alice: On the witches road?

Y/N: There’s no wrong time to eat an egg roll!

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Wanda: I know you have a crush on me...

Natasha: What?!

Wanda: [looking away quickly] Nothing!

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Rio: When I'm doing my job, I can’t be your girlfriend.

Agatha: So, when you're doing your job, I can have sex with someone else?

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Kate: Yelena has never been a bad influence on me!

Clint: Who taught you how to eavesdrop?

Kate: Yelena.

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Billy: You need to react when people cry.

Agatha: I did, I rolled my eyes.