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Sam: Are you gonna call Natasha?

Wanda: No! I'm way too nervous. I wouldn't know where to start.

Sam: Well, how about starting by saying hello.

Wanda: That's too risky, Sam. It would probably come out, "I want to have your children."

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Steve: I already said I'm sorry, what else can I do for you to forgive me?

Tony: What if I knocked you unconscious right now?

Steve: ... That won't change the past.

Tony: But it'd make the present so much nicer.

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Rocket: We're not going to make the same mistakes again.

Quill: No, we're making all new ones.

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Ava: You know, I always think I know what will come out of your mouth next, but I never do.

Alexei: Yeah, neither do I.

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Quill: I think you like me.

Nebula: What part of the look on my face gives you that impression?

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John: I’m sorry you had to see that.

John: If I could go back in time and cut your eyes before it happened, I would.

Bob: That’s so sweet, I appreciate it.

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Bucky: Truth or dare?

Ava: Dare.

Bucky: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Ava: Hey John…

John, smirking: Yeah?

Ava: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Yelena.

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Bob: Can you overdose on vitamin D?

Bucky: That’s technically how Icarus died.

John: ICARLY DIED?

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Rocket: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Quill: Do not take this seriously, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Billy: This may shock you, but not everyone here likes you.

Agatha: Sounds ridiculous, but go on.

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Billy: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Agatha: Since when do you ask for permission?

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Agatha: If something happens and I don’t make it, just know I’ll be looking up and watching over you.

Billy:

Billy: Up?

Agatha: Oh, yeah, I’ll be in hell for sure.

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Gamora: Would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while we’re all talking to you?

Quill, staring dramatically off into the distance: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Lilia: Does everything have to involve you?

Agatha: In a perfect world, yes.

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Billy: Agatha, we have a problem.

Agatha, sighing: Where are you?

Billy: That’s the problem. I don’t know how I got here.

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Billy, texting: Just got to CostCo. Where are you?

Agatha: Liquor aisle. Bring another cart.

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Rocket: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Quill?

Quill: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.