#black widow incorrect quotes

[auroraromaximoff]

Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

[georgie3116]

*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*

*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*

Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.

Yelena: …

Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.

*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*

Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: When I said I needed an excuse to leave I didn’t mean that you should actually break your hand!

Kate: But this way you didn’t have to lie!

[checkingoutforheroes]

Impossible

Y/n, Natasha and Yelena at one of their safe house after escaped the brutal attack by Widows last night.

Natasha: We don't have much. Is coffee okay?

Y/n: Yeah. It's totally fine. Thank you.

Y/n: You know, it is impossible to breathe while you're smiling.

Yelena does it: No, it's not. It's possible. I breathe.

Y/n: I know. I just want to see you guys smiles.

Yelena, impress: Where do you find this one, Natasha? One of the fancy stores in New York?

Natasha smiling: Good purchase.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Natasha: *upends the bottle*

[loislame84]

Kate: did you guys know that being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love?

Yelena, playing with the tip of her knife: unless you are home alone.

Kate: what… no

Natasha, chuckling: or in prison.

Yelena: yes, that is also a good one.

Kate: you guys are the worst. *leaves the room*

Yelena: she loves us.

Natasha: we are adorable.

[fandomnerd9602]

Can you please make incorrect quotes like the ones you done for Yelena in police uniform but for Y/N and Natasha with Y/N being one who is wearing cop uniform with them comically shooting suction cup into Tony's forehead?

Natasha saunters into Y/N’s room, wearing only a police uniform…

Natasha: I’m placing you under arrest

Y/N: what for, officer?

Natasha: for being too sexy. I’ll need to use my handcuffs (winks)

Tony walks over…

Tony: hey sorry to interrupt but you’re both needed-

Natasha shoots Tony with a suction cup dart…

Tony: I’ll tell Steve you’re both busy

Tony walks away, dart still attached to his forehead…

[frenchrebelfries]

Wanda: so why did you move here in New York?

Y/N: well my dad kinda changed profession

Natasha: what was his work before then?

Y/N: back then he was a dentist, a pretty good one and right now he is currently a shepherd of God

Wanda: ohhh that's great! he's a pastor

Natasha: wait isn't he dead?!

Wanda: WHAT??!!

*Y/N smiles evily*

[skylarinfinity]

[m/n and natasha spooning ready to sleep]

m/n: you know if i ever be ghost, i will be very protective towards you [turn to face natasha]

natasha: m/n it's twelve- [sighed] you mean you would haunt me forever?

m/n: [shrugs] sure, you want call it that... i more thinking about killing every person that try to ask you out?

natasha: [shake her head and smiling while look at m/n in the eyes than give him a peck on the lip] go to sleep m/n.

tags: @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins

[jemilyswhor3]

Nat: I didn't wanna leave you on read

Nat: So I left you on delivered

[auroraromaximoff]

(Nat trying to practice flirting)

Nat: I made tea

Y/n: No thanks, I don’t want tea

Nat: The tea isn’t for you, it’s mine

Y/n: Then why mention it?

Nat: *shrugs* Conversation starter?

Y/n: *laughs* That’s a terrible conversation starter

Nat: Oh is it? We’re conversing aren’t we? Checkmate

Y/n: You’re lucky you’re cute

Nat: You think I’m cute? *malfunctions*

[georgie3116]

Steve: If we wanna play it safe we can always make one of those pacts.

Natasha: Oh you mean, like if neither one of us finds anyone…

Steve: Yeah, exactly, we’ll marry each other.

Natasha: I was gonna say kill each other!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Do you think your mother likes me?

Yelena: My mother literally begged you to marry me.

[checkingoutforheroes]

Cheese.

Y/n, try to soothe their crying baby: I know you can't tell me what's wrong but at least please stop crying for a moment.

Natasha: Is it the diaper? Hungry?

Y/n, almost mad: Oh maybe I didn't check it. Nat, it is the first thing I checked! I changed his diaper, I gave him bottle, I breastfeed him, check his tummy! Everything that comes to mind.

Natasha, takes her baby: It's alright baby, please stop crying soon or your mommy will cry too. We both know that she's a lot to handle.

Y/n, put back her water from the fridge: What did you said?!

Natasha: Nothing babe.

Tony: Whoaa, what's with all the fuss? Can't figure out why your baby crying? *looking at y/n

Y/n: Why are you at me?

Tony: Because you're the mother. You birth him. Don't you two have some kind of bond or something?

Natasha: Tony..

Y/n: How am I supposed to know what he said. He's a baby! He can't even talk! Not a fucking word! I don't understand the crying language Stark! Nobody does!

Tony: jeeeeezzzz. I'm trying to help!

Y/n trowing cheese at Tony but it fallen on the baby's head and all silent: What in the world-

Tony: Told you, that you guys have special bond!

Y/n: That cheese was meant for you. Now hush!

Natasha: Thank you, cheese. Never in my life I thanked a thing but here I am, thanking a slice of cheese. Yeaaa, you did it mommy! Yes, mommy did. And you're laughing now.

Y/n: cheese huh?

Tony: Do we have enough cheese?

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

[chaxan08]

Yelena: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Kate, sitting on Yelena's lap: Absolutely, only business.