#black widow incorrect quotes

[auroraromaximoff]

Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

[georgie3116]

*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*

*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*

Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.

Yelena: …

Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.

*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*

Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.

[checkingoutforheroes]

Impossible

Y/n, Natasha and Yelena at one of their safe house after escaped the brutal attack by Widows last night.

Natasha: We don't have much. Is coffee okay?

Y/n: Yeah. It's totally fine. Thank you.

Y/n: You know, it is impossible to breathe while you're smiling.

Yelena does it: No, it's not. It's possible. I breathe.

Y/n: I know. I just want to see you guys smiles.

Yelena, impress: Where do you find this one, Natasha? One of the fancy stores in New York?

Natasha smiling: Good purchase.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Natasha: *upends the bottle*

[trikruismybitch]

Y/n: So you find me attractive?

Natasha: Yes

Y/n: So i find you attractive, you find me attractive what are you gonna do about it.

Natasha: *smirks*

[chaotictasha]

Incorrect Quotes#127

Yelena: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Kate: Um...Neat.

*later*

Kate, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Y/n. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Y/n, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kate. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Nat confessed their love for me?

Kate: Didn't you thank them?

Y/n: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I FUCKING THANKED THEM.

[loislame84]

Kate: did you guys know that being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love?

Yelena, playing with the tip of her knife: unless you are home alone.

Kate: what… no

Natasha, chuckling: or in prison.

Yelena: yes, that is also a good one.

Kate: you guys are the worst. *leaves the room*

Yelena: she loves us.

Natasha: we are adorable.

[fandomnerd9602]

Can you please make incorrect quotes like the ones you done for Yelena in police uniform but for Y/N and Natasha with Y/N being one who is wearing cop uniform with them comically shooting suction cup into Tony's forehead?

Natasha saunters into Y/N’s room, wearing only a police uniform…

Natasha: I’m placing you under arrest

Y/N: what for, officer?

Natasha: for being too sexy. I’ll need to use my handcuffs (winks)

Tony walks over…

Tony: hey sorry to interrupt but you’re both needed-

Natasha shoots Tony with a suction cup dart…

Tony: I’ll tell Steve you’re both busy

Tony walks away, dart still attached to his forehead…

[frenchrebelfries]

Wanda: so why did you move here in New York?

Y/N: well my dad kinda changed profession

Natasha: what was his work before then?

Y/N: back then he was a dentist, a pretty good one and right now he is currently a shepherd of God

Wanda: ohhh that's great! he's a pastor

Natasha: wait isn't he dead?!

Wanda: WHAT??!!

*Y/N smiles evily*

[auroraromaximoff]

Y/n: Thank god you're here babe, we're totally outnumbered !

Nat: What do you mean?

Wanda: Straight people!

Nat: Oh, God

Tony: *drunk* HoW dArE YoUu !

[georgie3116]

*Natasha speaking to her Family*

Natasha: I mean you tell the truth you get in trouble.

Natasha: You lie you get in trouble.

Natasha: We’re probably just better off not talking to each other.

[checkingoutforheroes]

Cheese.

Y/n, try to soothe their crying baby: I know you can't tell me what's wrong but at least please stop crying for a moment.

Natasha: Is it the diaper? Hungry?

Y/n, almost mad: Oh maybe I didn't check it. Nat, it is the first thing I checked! I changed his diaper, I gave him bottle, I breastfeed him, check his tummy! Everything that comes to mind.

Natasha, takes her baby: It's alright baby, please stop crying soon or your mommy will cry too. We both know that she's a lot to handle.

Y/n, put back her water from the fridge: What did you said?!

Natasha: Nothing babe.

Tony: Whoaa, what's with all the fuss? Can't figure out why your baby crying? *looking at y/n

Y/n: Why are you at me?

Tony: Because you're the mother. You birth him. Don't you two have some kind of bond or something?

Natasha: Tony..

Y/n: How am I supposed to know what he said. He's a baby! He can't even talk! Not a fucking word! I don't understand the crying language Stark! Nobody does!

Tony: jeeeeezzzz. I'm trying to help!

Y/n trowing cheese at Tony but it fallen on the baby's head and all silent: What in the world-

Tony: Told you, that you guys have special bond!

Y/n: That cheese was meant for you. Now hush!

Natasha: Thank you, cheese. Never in my life I thanked a thing but here I am, thanking a slice of cheese. Yeaaa, you did it mommy! Yes, mommy did. And you're laughing now.

Y/n: cheese huh?

Tony: Do we have enough cheese?

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

[randomconfused-person]

*Natasha taking a shower in the locker room after a workout at 3am*

Maria *walking in*: ha!

Natasha *pulling a knife out of a shampoo bottle*: WHO SENT YOU?!?!

[chaotictasha]

Incorrect quotes #122

Y/n: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Nat: Wow. They sound stupid.

Y/n: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Nat: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Y/n: I guess you’re right. Hey Nat, I love you.

Nat: See! Just say that!

Y/n: HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Nat: If that flies over their head then, sorry Y/n, but they're too dumb for you.

Y/n: NAT.

[incorrectquotesandmadness]

Yelena: Am I in trouble? Natasha: Take a guess. Yelena: No? Natasha: Take another guess.