#hulk

[rochellenorlund1990]

Wow!!! Hulk is my favorite Marvel hero.

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[wwprice1]

The brilliance of Dan Hipp.

[natfoe]

The Green Team

[bicokun]

Oh, hey, his amazing friends are there!

In 1987, when Spider-Man finally tied the knot and married Mary Jane, Stan Lee held a real-life wedding at Shea Stadium as a publicity stunt.

Stan Lee performed the ceremony and had other Marvel heroes in the audience cheering on.

[dinoswallowedsoap]

The Hulk and Wolverine teamup in Marvel Rivals

[why-i-love-comics]

Incredible Hulk #22 - "The Skin of Charlie Tidwell" (2025)

written by Phillip Kennedy Johnson art by Nic Klein & Matthew Wilson

[arathejedi394]

"Rogers!!! Are those handprints???!!!"

They’re all gathered in the communal showers after the mission, washing out the stink of lizard guts. Tony looks up in the middle of peeling ooze out of his hair as Steve is shucking the bottom half of his uniform and Tony absently registers the handprints bruising his hips, finger marks wrapped around them towards the front, the imprint of palms on Steve’s back overlapping his ass, and much darker on the left side. He flicks the goo away, then stands up to take his turn in the showers. He takes a step, then stops. He pivots rapidly, ogling Steve’s bare, bruised hips.

“Rogers!” he shouts.

Steve twists around at his waist, holding a towel in front of him. “What?”

“Are those handprints?” Tony demands.

Steve glances down briefly at his ass. “Yes.”

Tony splutters for a second. “From someone standing behind you?!”

“Yes,” Steve repeats.

Barnes ducks into Tony’s eyeline and snaps a towel out between Steve and the others in the room. “Stop looking,” he says.

Tony gasps, then points at him. “Did you do that!” he shrieks.

“Duh,” Barnes replies. “Obviously. That's my ass, who else would be bruising it?”

“Not obviously!” Tony keeps yelling. "What does that mean, your ass?!"

“It means that's my ass,” Barnes repeats simply.

“That's true,” Steve adds.

“THAT'S AMERICA'S ASS!” Tony howls. “IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS IT OBVIOUSLY YOURS INSTEAD?!”

“It’s actually pretty obvious,” Clint throws in.

Tony gasps again, whipping around to look at him. Clint just shrugs. Tony looks at everyone else. Sam rolls his eyes like he’s not surprised and Natasha merely continues toweling her hair. Even Scott, Maria, and Carol look at him as if he should have known about this already. Carol!!! Who has only been an Avenger for two months!!! Carol knew Captain America was being fucked by the Winter Soldier???

Tony snaps to attention, stalking into the shower area.

“Banner!” he yells. “Did you know Steve and the Terminator are gay?!”

“Yes!” Bruce answers from inside his stall.

“What!” Tony inhales sharply, voice bouncing once again on the tiled walls of the locker room. “Thor?!” he demands, not sure he wants to know the answer.

Thor pokes his head out. “I have seen evidence firsthand,” he says.

Tony’s jaw drops again; he didn't want to know that answer. “First what?”

“Firsthand,” Thor repeats. “As in I once witnessed the two of them engaging in coitus.”

“You watched them fucking?” Tony yells more.

“I participated,” Thor answers calmly. “We spit-roasted the Captain, I believe is the term.”

“I was in his boy pussy!” Barnes calls from the other room. “And it was an Eiffel Tower!”

“What is the difference?” Thor asks curiously.

“The high five,” Barnes explains, lifting a hand.

Steve slaps his palm but Barnes interlaces their fingers after. Tony’s jaw drops.

“No high five, that’s a spit roast,” Barnes explains, metal fingers still folded together with Steve's in the air.

“Oh, I see!” Thor answers.

Barnes drops his hand, but Steve does not release it. Instead, he stands on one foot to lean closer and he smacks a kiss onto Barnes's cheek. Tony just looks between Steve, Barnes, and Thor, speechless and mouth open.

“I think that’s a record,” Natasha says.

“Of what?” Steve asks.

“Stark not talking.”

“PUSSY?” Tony bellows in disbelief. “BOY PUSSY?!”

Barnes glances at Steve, frowning. “Aren’t you out?”

“I think I forgot to tell Tony,” Steve responds, then leans over the towel Barnes is still holding in front of him. “Tony, I’m a trans man!”

Tony shrieks again. He forgoes the shower and storms naked out of the locker room, laughed out by the whole team except Bruce and Thor.

[miss-meichu]

OK I was reading a fic that brought up the fact Clint Barton would be an Apollo lid, which made me think. What godly parent would the other avengers have.

Here we go, some of these I don't know what would be good, so work with me

Tony: Hepheastus

Steve: Zeus

Clint: Apollo

Natasha: Athena

Sam: Hermes

Bucky: Aries

Rhodey:

Thor:

Bruce:

Wanda:

Peter: Apollo

I honestly don't know who the others would be..

[ultrameganicolaokay]

The Defenders #70 ‘Catch a Falling Lunatik!’ (1979) by Ed Hannigan, Herb Trimpe, Mike Esposito and Bob Sharen. Edited by Al Milgrom and Mary Jo Duffy. Cover by Trimpe, Joe Rubinstein and George Roussos.

Cover of the Day: Defenders #70 (April, 1979) Art by Herb Trimpe, Joe Rubinstein, George Roussos

[landoslastnerve]

THE AVENGERS || DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Joss Whedon (2012) || dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

[waltermis]

I miss them 🥹🥲

[grickle14]

Common ground.

[gamoraaaaaa]

Nobody:

Thor: I am very HUNGRYYY

[intothestacks]

I was flipping through one of the new books I got for the library and I came across this:

Nick Fury canonically owns a guinea pig, y'all.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: So does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?

Tony: Screaming.

Natasha: Violence.

Bruce: Tea.

Clint: Also violence.

Steve: …Okay, so we’ve got tea.