#source: my brain

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Idia: My favourite thing about cats is that either they're the silliest creatures alive or they look like they're planning world domination.

[eiraeths]

soap: stupid- fucking

ghost: coffee machine broke again?

soap: i’m going to kill someone

ghost: have you tried sucking it sloppy style?

soap: do you know how to fix it?

ghost: i might

soap: i’ll suck you sloppy style for a fixed coffee machine

ghost: wait-

[romanoffshouse]

[Tony walking down the street.]

A kid: You look like Tony Stark.

Tony: That's because I'm Tony Stark.

The Kid: You wish.

[Natasha laughs from behind]

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N, to Spencer while straddling his lap: Glasses stay on during sex.

Spencer, who was about to take his glasses off: Oh, um.. okay.

Y/N: Wait I meant that as in my glasses. I'm blind as fuck.

Spencer, slightly confused: Oh. *moves his hand to take his glasses off*

Y/N: Wait no, keep yours on too, they're super hot

Spencer, still confused and now flustered: ...

[mooncalf87]

Alastor: did you just start dating Angel because now I will feel bad if I take you away from the hotel

Husk, purring, his head in Angels lap: nah thats just a plus

Angel: suck it bitch

Alastor: I would hurt you if Charlie wouldn't kill me as a result

[togrowoldinv]

Natasha, to the team: I am absolutely not a sappy person

Natasha, when y/n is around: Do you even know how much I love you?

Y/n: How much, babe?

Natasha: I haven’t figured it out yet since I’m pretty sure the limit does not exist

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Solar: Look at this thing.

Solar: *holds up Jack like a cat*

Solar: This thing has not a single thought in its head.

Solar: But this thing is my son.

[esmerxyaugusta]

y/n: do you ever wonder where birds go at night or where they live?

nat: no.... but they live in trees... i think..

y/n: well guess what! i never think abt birds and when i do.

y/n: i feel like birds just un-spawn at night and respawn in the morning and annoy us to our deaths...

nat: ......

i was thinking abt this in the car before...

[waterfire1848]

[ Fire Siblings as kids. ]

Azula: You’re adopted!

Zuko: Mom and dad found you in the woods! You’re adopted!

[ Fire siblings after the war. ]

Azula & Zuko: I wish I was adopted.

[luvbazkrekker]

JJK fake tweets!! | pt.1

[jaal-ama-daravv]

Are Nevarran Circles different than the southern ones, in that mages are allowed to marry, or retain noble titles? I know in previous games we had codex entries about Circles in the Anderfels, the Free Marches and in Rivain, but I can't recall anything being said about how they are generally run in Nevarra.

"Ever forward, ever deathward."

I love Nevarra and mages so this is such a good question for me! I'm giddy with excitement.

So, Nevarran Circles and their relationsip with magic are different compared to Southern and other Northern Thedas areas. I'll break it down for you:

Nevarra & Factions

Nevarra is known for it's unique approach to death and it's relationship with magic. Nevarra is unique in that they do not burn their dead but mummify them instead; they are then placed in tombs such as the Grand Necropolis. Nevarra also believes that when a person dies, their soul displaces a fade spirit when their soul crosses the veil - they can manifest as wisps that you see in the Necropolis, where some will take the form of remains or objects.

Nevarra is also unique in the sens that they have fraternitys among their mages in additiion to the Circle of Magi. One in particualr known as the Mortalitasi. The Mortalitasi are tasked with the responsibiliyu for the transfer and mummification of Nevarran Elite, other fraternites such as the Mourn Watch, will tend to the dead of other Neverrans. The Mortalitasi hold significant polital power and influence in Nevarra - the most in Thedas.

The Mourn Watch is a sub-faction order within the Mortalitasi who hold absolute authority over funeray dead. You must be invited to join this order. The Mourn Watch serve as the keepers of the Grand Necroplis and deal with magic that had gone awry - particularly corpse possession and funeray rights. The Mourn Watch assist the living and the dead with the process of death - often guiding he lviing to visit their passed loved ones in the Necropolis. It is a honour to join the Mourn Watch as they hold themselves to very high standards.

The Mortalitasi and it's subfactions (i.e., Mourn Watch) are privy to wealth, status, and political power. These mages are considered mysterious and fearful to members outside of the organisation and other parts of Thedas due to their reputation of being a death cult.

Circle of Magi

Mages within a Circle, including in Nevarra, are permitted to marry other members of the circle and individuals outside of it, with permission. Despite it being impractical, this permission is purely dependant on the circle itself. Some forbade it, and other allow it. It can also depend on the reputation of the mage itself.

For Mortalitasi and Mourn Watch mages, the rules are more looser due to their power and influence in Nevarra. Due to Emmrich stating in Veilguard that he had wished to of been married one day, it is likely that these rules for mages within these factions do not apply as strictly. This is due to the regional belief in about the relatiosnhip between death and magic and the Mortalitasi being the gatekeepers.

Whilst the Chantry still has absolute law of mages, Nevarra has more free reign due to it's culture.

Templars are welcome within the walls of the Grand Necropolis, however there is a tactit agreement that the Mourn Watch is better equipped to deal with any issues within the Necropolis.

Tldr, it is likely possible for members of the Mortalitasi to hold titles, own land, and be married due to the power and influence they hold within the region.

Hopefully that answers your question ♥

[incorrect-tokyodebunker]

Ren: Im going out.

Haru: Enjoy your date with MC!

Ren: It's not a date.

Haru: You spent an hour picking your outfit and fixing your hair.

Ren: I'm picky about how I look.

Haru: You put on cologne.

Ren: We literally live in a zoo, maybe I just don't want to smell like it?

Haru: You're carrying a bouquet of flowers.

Ren: You just watched Towa hand these to me.

Haru: Last night you texted MC "I'll pick you up at 7 tomorrow for our date."

Ren: FUCK, WHEN DID YOU TAKE MY PHONE--

[timdrake-yumm]

Dick: *walks into the room to see Tim with his face in his hands, seemingly hiding from the world, and Jason definitely laughing way harder than necessary* uhhh what’s going on?

Jason: Tim was-Tim was tryin’ to remember what STEM stands for, right?

Dick: okay? And?

Jason: so he goes- he goes “Science, Technology, Engineering and—”

Tim: *finally looking up, seems dead inside but with a manic gleam you can only get from an unholy combination of sleep deprivation and pure embarrassment* Magic! I said magic! What kind of- I’m such an idiot! *puts his head in his hands again*

Damian: t-t, surely you know that the ‘M’ stands for Mathematics, not even you can be that dumb

Tim: I know- *looks up sharply* WAIT, did you just compliment me?!

Damian: don’t be ridiculous Drake, you must be more sleep deprived than I thought. Come, you must not wither away here; Pennyworth has already prepared your room for you and it would be rude to dawdle

*a confident Damian and a confused Tim leave the room. Dick and Jason look at each other, baffled*

Dick: what just happened?

Jason: I have no idea

[romanoffshouse]

Tony: Y/N, your phone is ringing.

Y/N: Who is it?

Tony: It says "mommy is calling".

Y/N: Oh, it's Natasha.

[the-stars-were-his]

james: remus, how did you finish all your work so fast? remus, without missing a beat: gay determination james: ... james: all i have is gay procrastination :(

[yoursleepyass]

Cas: where's Dean?

Sam: torturing a demon I think

Cas: what?

*Meanwhile in one of the dungeon of the bunker*

Dean *aggressively singing Barbie girl for the 5th time in a row*: COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY

Demon *sobbing*: PleAse StOp