snowe-zolynn-rogers
I Love One (1) Snek Man
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Sunny-Wyatt, 24, any pronouns (though I prefer she/her and they/them), aspiring author, and professional chaotic ADHD disaster. I post incorrect quotes, text post memes, imagines, headcanons, my writing, AUs, age regression, aesthetics/moodboards, and occasional shitposts and some memes too. The ask box is always open so feel free to ask about any AUs/headcanons, send in incorrect quotes you'd like to see, or just to spam or scream at me. Let me know if you want to be tagged for certain posts or if I should tag something. Paypal: https://paypal.me/snoweymothie?locale.x=en_US
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Diego, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Allison: Blue flavor!
Diego: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Allison: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Diego: Blue is not a flavor!
Allison: BLUE FLAVOR!
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Eclipse: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Klaus: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Moon: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Lunar, turning to Eclipse: How tall are you?
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Lila: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Viktor, turning to Five: How tall are you?
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Lila: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Diego: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Lila: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Moon: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Lunar: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Moon: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Lunar: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Diego, skipping rocks on a lake with Allison: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Allison: Yeah, it is.
Allison: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Diego, skipping rocks on a lake with Allison: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Allison: Yeah, it is.
Allison: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Eclipse: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
Eclipse: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Klaus: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
Klaus: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Eclipse: Mint is just cold spicy.
Everyone: ...
Moon: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Viktor: Mint is just cold spicy.
Everyone: ...
Diego: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Puppet: Are you alright?
Eclipse: Short answer or long answer?
Puppet: Short?
Eclipse: No.
Puppet: Long?
Eclipse: Nooooooo.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Five: Are you alright?
Klaus: Short answer or long answer?
Five: Short?
Klaus: No.
Five: Long?
Klaus: Nooooooo.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Diego: God, give me patience.
Five: I think you mean “Give me strength”?
Diego: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 months ago
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Eclipse: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
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