#randy orton

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🍬 - clingy

[anonybaby]

STOPPPP THIS IS TOO CUTE 😭😭😭❤️

I think it’s more appropriate to use this music.

Everyone came out to attend Randy&Cody’ wedding and then riddle will preside over their wedding.

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RANDY ORTON WWE SmackDown, March 7th, 2025

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tried to explain the men's roaster 8 messy divorces. failed miserably

[jasvvy]

this is joyous.

[princedevitt]

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

Wrestling lore is really funny to explain to non-wrestling people, mainly because you have to suspend your disbelief much more than you would do for stuff like anime or superhero fiction. Think of it like this; it’s normal for a shonen anime protagonist or a superhero to demonstrate they have superpowers usually because it’s established early on. That also goes for other parts of the lore, such as the world-building, the MacGuffins, and the history of that world.

But in wrestling, characters and storylines change all the time and are ongoing (I’ve seen the term “longform storytelling” used). So you end up with HUGE leaps in logic, such as:

1) There’s a supernatural being from hell who temporarily became a biker gang member, and then went back to being a supernatural being from hell

2) There’s a male model who gave out grooming tips who eventually evolved into Captain America/Homelander.

3) Triple H committed burglary on camera. He invaded Randy Orton’s home, beat him up, destroyed some of his property, and then threw Orton out the window. But it’s all fine because he’s the good guy, so he’s still employed by the WWE.

4) Dominik Mysterio is beefing with his dad, who literally fought for child custody of him in a wrestling match. Keep that in mind anytime you see Dominik not getting along with Rey.

5) Edge got sent to hell, but is okay now.

6) CM Punk was once a cult leader, but stopped doing that after he lost his hair. Then he became the opposite, as in he turned into an anti-authority rebel.

7) A lot of wrestlers, such as Sheamus and Shawn Spears, apparently used to work at WWE as background staff/security guards.

8) Real life famous music artist Bad Bunny is part of the lore and he actually beat a world champion (Damian Priest) in a match. And I don’t mean Bad Bunny is playing a character. In the WWE lore, Bad Bunny is playing himself.

(Feel free to add on any other leaps in logic from pro-wrestling)

[sami-uso]

[deadpresidents]

Randy Orton kicking a YouTuber dressed up as a Prime drink mascot as hard as he can is just one of the 18 million reasons why I love WrestleMania.

[dalekofchaos]

If WWE Superstars were Pokémon Gym Leaders by animeempirestudios

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[mel-kusanagi]

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[salemshotspot]

We as a society moved on from this far too quickly

[hartbreak-motel]

So uh...I made more of these...

@chatterskull i absolutely LOVED the ones you did for Sami, Kevin, and Randy, but i had to take a stab at making my own.

Pt.1

Pt. 3

[d-lanx]

Punk: "I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make money."

Also Punk:

bro was like “I'm not here to make friends” and then proceeded to make friends with literally everyone. collecting besties like pokemon.

probably forgot somebody but I already hit the 30 photo limit. but i think i made my point just fine

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WWE Special Guest Referees + Cnty Outfits

[kosmicsandshoes]

the locker room while cody was getting his ass beat