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mornings in the Slytherin common room:

Regulus: Can I be frank with you guys?

Dorcas: Sure but I don't know why changing your name would solve the problem

Evan: who tf is that

Barty: isn't that Alice's boyfriend

Pandora: Shh guys, let frank speak!

Regulus: *losing brain cells*

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Sirius: We have a problem. 

Remus: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Remus: Pads, when was the last time you did something totally selfish without worrying about what anyone else wanted?

Sirius: According to my mother, I took my sweet time being born

Remus: How is that selfish?

Sirius: Apparently she had dinner reservations

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sirius squishing remus' face in between his bicep and forearm like that tiktok trend,,,,,,,but remus keeps looking down at his book pretending to read even though his heart is about to give out and hes turning pinker by the second

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Regulus, watching James almost face plant into a wall: Did you really just trip over thin air?

James: No, I tripped over my own awesomeness. It happens.

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Regulus: I will destroy everything you love

James: I love you

Regulus, holding back tears: Jokes on you, I've been self-destructive my whole life

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Remus: What's it like dating Regulus?

James: Once, I asked for water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

James: I love him.

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THE KING AND QUEEN OF ZAUN 👑

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4 day aftercare corruption

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i look at my jayvik print in the way that an 80 year old divorced army veteran looks at a portrait of the president they keep hung above their mantle. is that an insane thing to say. sorry. i do though

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Prince Regulus and his knight-in-shining-armour James Potter, however Regulus is usually the one saving James

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james with those slutty running shorts and sirius with a little cropped shirt

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I love jegulus and wolfstar girl dads sm. Does this probably have something to do with my own relationship with my father? Probably. Am I willing to look into that further? Absolutely not.

anyway JEGULUS AND WOLFSTAR AS GIRL DADS KEIRIWOISHHEH

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marauders going to an escape room but they finish within 1 minute. james taking charge & hustling them to work/solve it quickly, peter immediately finding all the clues, sirius immediately working out all the clues, & remus is just constantly staring at the camera in the corner because he feels uneasy being watched by the people that work there.

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver