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driving with my darling 🎶

of course kurt wouldnt teleport on the back like a normal person

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What do your guys’ phone cases look like? Describe them and add your sign in the tags

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i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

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jason todd. i used that one famous ethel cain picture as reference cuz i love them both

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Fuck it *washes your robins

Hanging them out to dry…

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"Give me your Batman brain."

Bruce, who has been tracking criminals at the batcomputer for hours, stares at Dick. "What?"

Dick, only about twelve years old, is looking up at Bruce with ominous sincerity. He makes grabby hands. "Give me. Your Batman brain. Give it."

Bruce raises a brow, but figures this must be a strange thing children do. Perhaps Dick has brain damage from training, who knows. He hesitantly mimes grabbing his brain from the top of his head and putting it in Dick's hand. Dick sets the pretend-brain off to the side, placing a pretend-glass case over it for later.

Dick seems satisfied. "Okay. I threw a block of legos at my classmate Tarence. He was giving our teacher a panic attack and had to be dealt with."

Bruce raises a brow and opens his mouth to speak, but Dick cuts him off. "Wait wait wait, your Batman brain is over there. Now you only have Dad brain. Gimme Dad."

Bruce, unfortunately, cannot argue with that logic, so he pats Dick's head and asks for a step-by-step reenactment of the event so he knows how to best defend his son at the meeting with the principal.

As with many things Dick randomly invented as a child, the metaphorical exchange of brains stays in the family forever. Bruce will often catch Damian being grumpy and go, "Hey, give me your Robin brain. You've been using it for too long, it's getting overcooked." And Damian, relunctantly, will suction cup his head with his fingers and deposit his Robin brain in Bruce's hands, who will hold it very carefully while Damian, using only his 10-year-old Damian brain, grabs his largest stuffed-animal and squeezes it to self-soothe.

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My tepid Jason Todd take is that he should be the tactician in his team ups more often than not. One of the things that really stuck out to me in his Robin run/early post resurrection era is that he knows when he needs stack the deck in his favor and does a very good job at it. Less "Jason Todd runs into danger and needs to be saved bc he's Reckless™" and more "everyone assumes he runs in without thinking but in reality he already figured out what schemed he needs to get out of this relatively unscathed"

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@jason-todd-week

Day 2: Wing AU

This was just an excuse to draw something based off Le génie du mal

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something something generational emotional over regulation something

[speedpaint]

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dickfire yuri if you even care

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Tim and Jason in biker outfits for @/gardenjadey via @dcforgaza 💕

full view under the cut!!

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Superman should be protected by the Migratory Bird Act he's an endangered species.

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“Despite everything, it’s still you.”

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Hi 👋 im trying out tumblr again after 7 years, nice to meet you!

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I feel like I’ve posted this before but maybe not: I have a headcanon about Bruce being THE ultimate spotter in training and on patrol.

If he thinks you aren’t going to land that flip he just yanks you out of it midair. By the collar, by the sleeve (one time by the ankle) because getting whiplash is still miles better than landing on your head or neck.

Bruce raised both 1) Robins who can land that flip and 2) Robins who will try to land that flip for the very first time on patrol when he’s not looking.

Robins will get antsy and try to jump off a rooftop on their grapple before Batman. Jim Gordon gets to watch from the GCPD rooftop every time as the newest iteration learns exactly how sharp Bruce’s reflexes are.

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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary