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House md E1 S4 (Alone)

friendly reminder that House made Wilson go with him to break into a patients house and malewife wilson rifles the magazine for liquid tide sale coupons.

the fact that House’s support system is a man who thinks 50 cents off liquid tide is worth a felony charge… beautiful.

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like the charli xcx song

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YES PLS THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOMEEEE

oh nothing just thinking about that time in House md when house goes “i’m type AB” and wilson IMMEDIATELY is like “of course you are. universal recipient. you take from everyone.” and then house just goes “and you’re type O. universal donor.” like?? oh okay so you’re both just going to stand there basically saying “i consume you / i let you” with your whole chests?? hello??

this is giving marriage vows disguised as hematology, its giving mutual vampirism.

House being type AB is so funny because of course he is, man really said “I’ll take and I’ll take and I’ll keep taking” and Wilson went “yeah babe that tracks, you’ve been sucking me dry for years and I let you.”

And then House, smug little bastard, spins it right back: “You’re type O.” Do you understand the violence of that? He didn’t just say you’re generous. He said you exist to be consumed. You were built to give. You bleed for everyone but you bleed best for me.

anyway, they should KISS and then wilson will sigh and hand him a prescription.

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“He’s the kind of light that makes you forget the walls are closing in.”

Shame about the chronic martyrdom and terrible taste in women.

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oh nothing just thinking about that time in House md when house goes “i’m type AB” and wilson IMMEDIATELY is like “of course you are. universal recipient. you take from everyone.” and then house just goes “and you’re type O. universal donor.” like?? oh okay so you’re both just going to stand there basically saying “i consume you / i let you” with your whole chests?? hello??

this is giving marriage vows disguised as hematology, its giving mutual vampirism.

House being type AB is so funny because of course he is, man really said “I’ll take and I’ll take and I’ll keep taking” and Wilson went “yeah babe that tracks, you’ve been sucking me dry for years and I let you.”

And then House, smug little bastard, spins it right back: “You’re type O.” Do you understand the violence of that? He didn’t just say you’re generous. He said you exist to be consumed. You were built to give. You bleed for everyone but you bleed best for me.

anyway, they should KISS and then wilson will sigh and hand him a prescription.

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GOT X TEXT POSTS

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More Daredevil x textposts

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House md x reaction pics

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a friend asked me to draw house

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Just a little flip of faith :3

Matt flea-ridden stray cat murdock is out here, walking through Hell’s Kitchen all modest in his little suit and tie like:

≽(•⩊ •マ≼ “Just a humble blind man. Please excuse me while I tap politely through the urban landscape.”

until he turns the corner and drops his cane like its a prop and goes full parkour jesus mode. He starts climbing like a feral victorian alley cat- like a guilt powered gymnast. HE IS GLIDING THROUGH SIN.

like sir??

you go into courtrooms and are like “im just doing what I can your honour /ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹♡ ” AND THEN BRO IS SWAN DIVING OFF BUILDINGS- whispering things like “Forgive me father, for I am SPEED.”

bet hes climbing buildings and fire escapes whispering “Justice doesnt sleep… neither do I :3”

“if god sees me I hope he is into parkour (•˕ •マ.ᐟ ”

ദ്ദി（• ˕ •マ) “If I make it to that next rooftop, maybe I’ll finally be absolved… oof–my knee–“

Matts like “im not a hero, Im a man in the dark. but maybe.. maybe thats enough ᓚᘏᗢ”

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This is what happend right?

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i love your username

this is wild cuz I had the exact same thought when I saw your username earlier??

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More Daredevil /punisher x textposts

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Daredevil x textposts

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Its not that I want to think about the wilson dance everyday. its that I have no choice 💔

Nothing just Wilson being a MOOD🕺🏻

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I AM NOT OKAYYYY this is my sign to rewatch house yet again.

There's no normal explanation for this.

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House MD + text posts pt. ∞