#incorrect correct quotes

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I’m gonna start a collection of incorrect quotes from the boss himself (Here’s Part 1)—

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[malpractisnt]

Sherlock x text posts >:

[andaniellight]

Sanji, visibly distrusting: Listen. Even though our stupid captain trusts you, we have ONE major rule here that you must obey at all costs. Usopp: At all costs! Your life is on the line here! Nami and Franky: [nodding solemnly] Law: Law: Alright, let's hear it. Sanji, points at Law with his kitchen knife: You are NOT, at ANY circumstance, allowed to kiss Luffy. Law, confused: Okay? Is that all? Sanji, deadpanning: That should be all. We'll be watching you. Usopp: Yeah, don't even think about it! Law: That's easier than I tho- Robin, smiling, somewhat pitying: Good luck, Law. Law: Law: Law: What's that supposed to mean- ... Law, during and after Dressrosa: Jesus fucking Christ, okay I get it now-

[dia-oro]

Yandere Twilight: *suffering for the million time of insecurity* you will no leave me right? No other link right?

Reader: *four months pregnant of triples* .... *Deeply sigh* you know I only fall for you right.? Sadly I am no young enough to rethink my choices. I don't tolerate wars flirty nature I'm not old for that shite. Yandere twilight:

Reader: the only options where you or warriors, sky was minor still to me and with a fiance and time is married and I don't touch other girls men.

Yandere twilight: ... So you stay?

Reader:

Reader: sadly. Yes, I love you... And I need to pay many things at my world's if I try to go back after a year here.

Yandere twilight: *happy good boy* but you stay :)

Yandere twilight: *processing it*

Yandere twilight: wait wait what did you say of your world? Darling?! Darling-

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Dain: You're wounded. You know that, right?

Violet: And you're a memory reader.

Dain: …

Violet: Oh, were we not stating obvious facts?

[acourtofquestions]

Elide: Don’t let Aelin fool you she used to do ballet.

Lorcan: No way.

Aelin: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

[batchedzine]

Echo: I have a headache.

Kix: From 1 to 10, how intense would you describe your pain?

Echo: Fives. It's Fives.

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[oopsitsnothingcreative]

*Edward walks into the living room*

Edward: Hey, Rose.

Rosalie:

Edward: I said, "Hey, Rose."

Rosalie: Mom said if I don't have anything nice to say, then I just shouldn't say anything at all.

Rosalie: Well, mom isn't here. And you're a little bitch.

Edward:

[cheeseandstrawberrytartlover]

Nocturnal: "....Where did she even come from?"

Sheogorath, holding Sereyna: "I spawned her from my goop and a mortal. :)"

Nocturnal: "Ah, all right."

Sheogorath screaming inside and thinking: "No one can ever know they're the last septim and the child of the chief deity. They will rip her to pieces."

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Part 3 Of Incorrect Quotes By Thomas Himself—

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[malpractisnt]

More sherlock x textposts i made instead of studying for finals

[andaniellight]

Ethan, sleepy and dazed because he hasn't slept for a while:

Benji:

Benji: Ethan, I'm afraid you're starting to look like how I usually look-

Ethan: You mean cute?

Benji:

Benji:

Ethan: (grinning and mumbling sleepily)

Benji: (patting Ethan's head) Yeah. Yeah, you look cute.

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

"Sorry to inconvenience you, but this year the role of Violet Sorrengail will be played by Xaden Riorson"

[acourtofquestions]

[batchedzine]

Hunter: I'm going to cut the ships' board cables so we can-

Tech: Ah! So we are going cavemen style.*gets up from the pilot's seat dramatically* I'll go fetch my loincloth.*gestures wildly* Omega! Paint a bantha on the walls!

Omega: *beams* REALLY?!

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[oopsitsnothingcreative]

Elliot: I want to hear those three Little words.

Alex: I love you.

Elliot: That's sweet. But try again.

Alex: Fine. I will behave.