#incorrect correct quotes

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I’m gonna start a collection of incorrect quotes from the boss himself (Here’s Part 1)—

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[andaniellight]

Sanji, visibly distrusting: Listen. Even though our stupid captain trusts you, we have ONE major rule here that you must obey at all costs. Usopp: At all costs! Your life is on the line here! Nami and Franky: [nodding solemnly] Law: Law: Alright, let's hear it. Sanji, points at Law with his kitchen knife: You are NOT, at ANY circumstance, allowed to kiss Luffy. Law, confused: Okay? Is that all? Sanji, deadpanning: That should be all. We'll be watching you. Usopp: Yeah, don't even think about it! Law: That's easier than I tho- Robin, smiling, somewhat pitying: Good luck, Law. Law: Law: Law: What's that supposed to mean- ... Law, during and after Dressrosa: Jesus fucking Christ, okay I get it now-

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Sherlock x text posts >:

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[batchedzine]

Echo: I have a headache.

Kix: From 1 to 10, how intense would you describe your pain?

Echo: Fives. It's Fives.

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[oopsitsnothingcreative]

*Edward walks into the living room*

Edward: Hey, Rose.

Rosalie:

Edward: I said, "Hey, Rose."

Rosalie: Mom said if I don't have anything nice to say, then I just shouldn't say anything at all.

Rosalie: Well, mom isn't here. And you're a little bitch.

Edward:

[cheeseandstrawberrytartlover]

Nocturnal: "....Where did she even come from?"

Sheogorath, holding Sereyna: "I spawned her from my goop and a mortal. :)"

Nocturnal: "Ah, all right."

Sheogorath screaming inside and thinking: "No one can ever know they're the last septim and the child of the chief deity. They will rip her to pieces."

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… Okay… but also me all the time with everyone lol😅😂

Aelin: breaths

Rowan: what do you need? are you okay? do you need me???

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Part 3 Of Incorrect Quotes By Thomas Himself—

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[andaniellight]

Ethan, sleepy and dazed because he hasn't slept for a while:

Benji:

Benji: Ethan, I'm afraid you're starting to look like how I usually look-

Ethan: You mean cute?

Benji:

Benji:

Ethan: (grinning and mumbling sleepily)

Benji: (patting Ethan's head) Yeah. Yeah, you look cute.

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House MD x posts (silly)

[acourtofquestions]

If the Ashryver crest had a sarcastic slogan it would be this

Aedion: You're just showing off.

Aelin: Of course. I am a show-off. That's what we do.

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—Rowaelin at the end of an argument—

Rowan: I LOVE YOU!

Aelin: I LOVE YOU TOO!

Rowan: THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Aelin: I DON’T KNOW!

[batchedzine]

Hunter: I'm going to cut the ships' board cables so we can-

Tech: Ah! So we are going cavemen style.*gets up from the pilot's seat dramatically* I'll go fetch my loincloth.*gestures wildly* Omega! Paint a bantha on the walls!

Omega: *beams* REALLY?!

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[firebolt-bombardment]

Susan: Fulgur lives in Death's basement?

Fulgur: No, Death lives in Fulgur's attic!

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This just made me realize Nesta Archeron = Paris Geller from Gilmore girls😂

Rhys: babe I think I’m sick can you take care of me?

Feyre: of course, my star, my light, let me get you some medicine, soup, a cold press…

Cassian: hey nesta I don’t feel good too can you care for me?

Nesta: aweeeee

Nesta: no