#sherlock incorrect quotes

[rabiessnail]

please somebody write a story where greg and mycroft are married but whilst on an arrest greg gets injured & put in a medical coma to keep him safe

when he wakes up mycroft is beside him--the doctors said gregs memory would be temporarly gone whilst he recovered but now greg wont stop hitting on mycroft and its getting to the stage were its increasingly difficult to keep a straight face when talking about medication

"owch hey mister cute umbrella can u move the pillow abit:)??"

*mycroft fixes pillow inches away from gregs face*

greg: *whistles* "i'd kiss u so hard right now if i didn't have six broken ribs, a punctured lung + a fractured hip."

myc : gregory your parents are in the room

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mycroft: ah- the doctors have given me some more pills, these ones are a bit large so hopefully you wont have much trouble swallowing them"

greg: *takes a look* nah its fine im good a swallowing....uhhh big things *wiggles eyebrows half asleep* geddit

mycroft: gregory MY parents are in the room

[malpractisnt]

Sherlock x text posts >:

[221bstrange]

John, taking a personality quiz: What's a word that would describe m- Sherlock: Short. John: That's not one of- Sherlock: Fine, tiny. John: No that's not how it wo- Sherlock: Small? Portable? Petite? Miniscule?

[baker-street-boys]

Lestrade: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Sherlock: And you came to me?

[ileenhaddockhawkins]

I stumbled upon this incorrect quote and had to do something with it.

[whispersbelongingbird]

Flirting..?

Miss Hudson: You both are hopeless.. Sherlock and William staring at each other, confused: Hm.. John: Can you guys just flirt like normal human beings instead of hoping to die for one another thinking that gets the point across!

[laverne-grace]

*Y/N brushes Sherlock's hair off his face*

Y/N : Do you feel the same way that I do?

Sherlock : Feeling annoyed whenever you breath? Wanting to shoot you every chance I get so I don't have to see your face everyday? Yeah Y/N, I do!

Y/N : Ouch!

John : That was harsh.

[javastark]

Lestrade: Detective, this is a crime scene Sherlock, stealing a pack of cigs: What is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick.

[anneangel]

Sherlock and Watson demonstrating affection, is like:

Watson: I've never met anyone like you before, you're brilliant, you're amazing, Holmes. I want to be part of what you do!

Sherlock: I need you by my side, you are elementary for my job because everything gets boring quickly without you, Watson.

[onceandfuturemoron]

Sherlock: I'm married to my work. sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. Alone protects me.

Also Sherlock: ~ I'd jump Infront of a train for ya you know I'd do anything for ya~

[rabiessnail]

playing twister Sherlock: Right hand red. Mycroft: ends up on top of Lestrade Lestrade: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Sherlock: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[malpractisnt]

More sherlock x textposts i made instead of studying for finals

[katblaze]

I've been thinking about this. At one point, after lestrade had first started working with Sherlock, Mycroft had to approach lestrade just like he approached john in the first episode, right? I'm imagining,

Lestrade: What am I doing here?! I'm with the police, I could have you arrested for this!

Mycroft: Hello, Detective Inspector Lestrade, or should I call you... *flips through notes* ... Gregory?

Lestrade: Greg's fine.

Mycroft: Gregory will do. So I hear about your involvement with Sherlock Holmes... will that be a... permanent... arrangement.

Lestrade: What's it to you?

Mycroft: Well, I see you've included Sherlock into a total of six cases of yours. Murders. You see, me and Sherlock have a bit of history between us, and I just want to keep an eye on him for a sum of money you'll surely be grateful for.

Lestrade: I'm not spying on the man for you, no, if that's what you're asking. Can I go?

Mycroft: I love a good loyal man, but you need to understand Sherlock doesn't have "friends." You most certainly aren't his. If you want my advice, keep an eye on him and listen to what he says. He's as smart as he looks... and then some. Be off now... Gregory.

[high-functioning-puff]

Sherlock As Things My Friends Have Said (Pt. 1/?)

- Molly: I wonder how many XP you get at a hospital.

- Irene Adler: I am a lesbian, plus like... 3 men

- Sherlock: Please give me the reason for humanity’s need for affection.

- Mrs. Hudson: Oh I’m quite familiar with doing lines of cocaine, don’t your worry about me.

- John (about Sherlock): Maybe he wants to see me with a combover...

- Sherlock (to John): I can’t remember if we’re gay or not.

- Lestrade: It’s better to be self-deprecative than do drugs.

- Mycroft: I’ll go to church but only to damn you.

- Moriarty: But think about all that morally-ambiguous exploitation!

- Eurus: Since birth, I have been tasked with acting normal.

- Anderson: I am a human being held together by scotch tape.

[baker-street-boys]

Sherlock: We already tried things your way.

Lestrade: No, we didn't.

Sherlock: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[snonkerdoodlefizzy221b]

Sherlock: About to do something incredibly stupid John: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.