#sherlock incorrect quotes

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Inspired by this post

John: Sherlock are you high?! I swear to God- your drug abuse is getting out of hand-

Sherlock: What? Drug abuse?! Noooo, I would never do that to the drugs. I love drugs. Plus- I haven’t been high in ages, knock on wood. ( knocks on the door )… Come in!

[malpractisnt]

Sherlock x text posts >:

[rabiessnail]

please somebody write a story where greg and mycroft are married but whilst on an arrest greg gets injured & put in a medical coma to keep him safe

when he wakes up mycroft is beside him--the doctors said gregs memory would be temporarly gone whilst he recovered but now greg wont stop hitting on mycroft and its getting to the stage were its increasingly difficult to keep a straight face when talking about medication

"owch hey mister cute umbrella can u move the pillow abit:)??"

*mycroft fixes pillow inches away from gregs face*

greg: *whistles* "i'd kiss u so hard right now if i didn't have six broken ribs, a punctured lung + a fractured hip."

myc : gregory your parents are in the room

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mycroft: ah- the doctors have given me some more pills, these ones are a bit large so hopefully you wont have much trouble swallowing them"

greg: *takes a look* nah its fine im good a swallowing....uhhh big things *wiggles eyebrows half asleep* geddit

mycroft: gregory MY parents are in the room

[221bstrange]

John, taking a personality quiz: What's a word that would describe m- Sherlock: Short. John: That's not one of- Sherlock: Fine, tiny. John: No that's not how it wo- Sherlock: Small? Portable? Petite? Miniscule?

[baker-street-boys]

Lestrade: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Sherlock: And you came to me?

[laverne-grace]

*Y/N brushes Sherlock's hair off his face*

Y/N : Do you feel the same way that I do?

Sherlock : Feeling annoyed whenever you breath? Wanting to shoot you every chance I get so I don't have to see your face everyday? Yeah Y/N, I do!

Y/N : Ouch!

John : That was harsh.

[javastark]

Lestrade: Detective, this is a crime scene Sherlock, stealing a pack of cigs: What is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick.

[anneangel]

Sherlock and Watson demonstrating affection, is like:

Watson: I've never met anyone like you before, you're brilliant, you're amazing, Holmes. I want to be part of what you do!

Sherlock: I need you by my side, you are elementary for my job because everything gets boring quickly without you, Watson.

[onceandfuturemoron]

Sherlock: I'm married to my work. sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. Alone protects me.

Also Sherlock: ~ I'd jump Infront of a train for ya you know I'd do anything for ya~

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Sherlock: I have recently discovered that being an adult just means going out, meeting people, and making fun of other people.

Greg: No that’s just you and John. And that’s not adulting- that’s… John.. lock… ing?

Sherlock: …

Greg: … listen- that’s all I got. We can’t all be masters of speech.

[malpractisnt]

More sherlock x textposts i made instead of studying for finals

[rabiessnail]

playing twister Sherlock: Right hand red. Mycroft: ends up on top of Lestrade Lestrade: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Sherlock: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[snonkerdoodlefizzy221b]

Sherlock: About to do something incredibly stupid John: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

See? You are always evading my questions.

Sherlock, pointing: May I sit there? John: That's my lap Sherlock: That doesn't answer my question, John.

[baker-street-boys]

Sherlock: We already tried things your way.

Lestrade: No, we didn't.

Sherlock: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[laverne-grace]

*At a murder scene*

Y/N : Should we just kill him?

*John looks down at the struggling person and looks at Y/N*

Y/N : Well then, I'll take that as a yes.

*Y/N shoots the guy and looks at Sherlock*

John : He could have been saved. He just had a Pneumothorax, Y/N!

Sherlock : Oops!