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[batchedzine]

Hunter: I'm going to cut the ships' board cables so we can-

Tech: Ah! So we are going cavemen style.*gets up from the pilot's seat dramatically* I'll go fetch my loincloth.*gestures wildly* Omega! Paint a bantha on the walls!

Omega: *beams* REALLY?!

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[kajira-kreations]

"My goggles! I can't see without my goggles!"

Tech...but as Velma every time her glasses gets knocked off of face

[boguspearl]

The clones

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[pandulce135]

Pi (Pt 2)- Tech x Reader

Part 2 of the Pi series, based off the songs from Theory of Relativity.

Warnings: not proofread, poorly written inner turmoil for Tech, i just wanted to get this written down while I have time

Somehow, Tech’s mind stood on the topic, even with other things at hand- like minor repairs. Especially since the Batch had downtime and weren’t being attacked at the moment. They also deemed it a good use of time leading up to the festivities that both you and Omega were excited for. At this point, the sun was nearly overhead and reaching its peak. You had met up with Omega to continue walking around to “take in the different smells and sounds,” as you had put it. 

“It’ll be good for us all to appreciate different cultures.” You gave a wide smile as you played with the new string bracelet on your wrist. 

You loved it here, and they were more than aware of it. 

Every time you smiled, his chest would tighten and he would feel a heat creeping up his neck to his cheeks. He could curse himself over the effect you were having on him. He had work to do. 

Tech was working on the side of the ship now, the outer panel sat on the ground next to the ship. The familiar sound of a torch sounded as bright sparks escaped the hole and landed on the ground. 

Hunter and Wrecker were in the ship handling some inventory and thus leaving Tech by himself all over again. He was left with his racing thoughts and busywork. 

If he brought you one red rose… If he did bring you one red rose… His hands began to work faster as his thoughts began to mush together. They were weaving in and out as he thought. If he brought you one red rose, he could smell your sweet perfume. His gloved hands working with the different tools on all the different parts in the side of the ship slowed slightly. If he brought you one red rose, you would gaze into his eyes. 

If he brought you one red rose…

His eyes widened and he paused his work. What was he thinking? With a hefty breath, he jumped off of the ship and onto the ground as he tried to let the rational thoughts back into his head. 

He looked at the cables, then to the datapad that sat on a crate nearby. Hesitantly, he glanced to the foliage that perfectly framed the path that led to the boisterous village. No more than fifty paces away. Strong, deliciously over spiced smells wafted through the air. You were over there… He snapped his head back to the datapad.

Numbers. Logic. Science. They last forever. They won’t hurt him. Flowers will shrivel whereas his equations will thrive. They almost never fail to get the Batch out of tight situations, not to mention the Riot Race he won. Old Archimedes kept this one alive. Numbers, equations, rationality they’re all still around because they are what run the galaxy. Not emotions. Numbers are important. He said that pi is always three point one four one-

His brown eyes glanced at the path that led to boisterous children, bright colors, and mouth watering smells. To you.

-five. 

Emotions and logic can never mesh for productivity, they can never combine to get to an end goal. They just… can’t. And like this? It’s far too risky to intertwine your lives when you’re both trying to survive and keep away from the Empire. When you’re trying to make sure you both play your roles to the best of your abilities to keep the Batch alive on missions. 

He shouldn’t. He won’t. He'll hide back in himself again. He’ll draw back on any types of advances. He won’t bring you a rose. He won’t go to the dance tonight. He’ll stay at the ship and continue to work. There’s safety in numbers, like pi equals three point one four one five- 

He peaked over at the path. 

-nine. 

He walked over to the datapad that sat on the crate.

“Tech, have you finished those repairs yet?” Hunter peaked out from the entrance to the ship. Tech straightened before reaching up and adjusting his goggles with his free hand. 

“They are almost completed.” 

Some things you count on like three point one four one five nine. 

Pi (Pt 1)

[mroddmod]

everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

[phantasm-echo]

What do you mean bad batch is over they’re all right… here……. Ueueueuueueueueu *devolves into sobbing I love them so much*

[battledroidwrites]

they’re rebel pilots together now ;—;

[melia-201]

I found some doodles I drew back in S1. I’ll post some more later!

[adh-d2]

No but it's...

the way they naturally fall into eachother's roles when the other isn't there.

the instinctual head-tilt when Crosshair stabilized his rifle on Tech's shoulder, as if they'd done it a thousand times before.

It's the fact that Tech clearly told Phee all about his brother.

It's the sad, fond smile on Crosshair's face when Omega said Tech made her memorize all the plans ("of course he did").

It's the way Tech knew exactly where to look for that mirror.

[havoc-7]

Never gonna get over the fact that Captain Rex spent FOUR episodes with The Bad Batch, during which time:

Tech nearly wipes out a runway construction crew, Tokyo Drift style

Crosshair picks 3 separate fights with regs, including Rex himself (and Rex socks him in the face for it)

Hunter literally looks Rex in the face after receiving orders and says “ehhh yeah no” and then proceeds to charge an approaching enemy squadron head on

Wrecker begs to explode just about every single building they lay eyes on

Hunter confesses to a Jedi general that he’s never submitted a single report in his life

Hunter also goes for a joyride by dangling from the foot of a giant winged beast from a single rappelling line

Tech later convinces them all to jump through the air onto the backs of said winged beasts in the middle of heavy enemy fire after summoning them with his self-made Animal Sound Spotify

Wrecker destroys like 100 battle droids in 3.5 seconds with his bare hands and laughs like a maniac the entire time

Crosshair, rather than let himself be shown up by Wrecker, destroys like 1/6 of the enemy forces with tiny hand mirrors and a single laser shot

The entire batch is sassing each other THE ENTIRE TIME (“don’t worry, Wrecker, I’LL hold your hand” “yeah…it’s a lift” “me and the boys will tag along, just to say I told you so”)

And after all of that, Rex looked at Echo and was like “yeah I think we’ve found your new home” and Echo was just like 😍😍

[littlefeatherr]

cat_does_the_arts

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

this would go crazy on the holonet

[justsomerandompersonintheworld]

Bless the person who made these

And there is literally more too😭

Edit: yall it’s https://shyranno.tumblr.com/ !!!

[boguspearl]

So I'm probably not the first one to mention this but I simply love the fact that the bad batches in case of emergency self sacrifice plan is titled plan 99. At first glance it sounds like it's a simple play on there name but what I think is that it's a tribute to none other than the selfless self sacrifice of the very first modified Clone trooper 99 himself (even though he was a failed version)

[varanidius]

The team goes through a near death experience to retrieve their car battery from a dog-like lizard creature

[mroddmod]

one of the very few to show the batch kindness back on kamino