#incorrect loki quotes

[societyfolklore]

Lies

Loki: Why is there a man dressed as Santa in the mall? Thor: He is spreading holiday cheer and joy to children! Loki: By sitting on a throne of lies? I approve.

[annmaximoff18]

Loki, holding a price scanner: you see how i can’t scan myself?

Loki: it’s cause i’m priceless :D

Y/N: or you’re not worth anything

Loki:

Loki: listen here you little shit

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[a-stone-in-flight]

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Mobius: Please, Loki, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Mobius: I’m sorry Loki.

Mobius: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Loki: It has to be done.

Mobius:

Loki:

Mobius:

Loki: *Places +4* Uno.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Loki: Can I have these question mark stickers?

Thor: Why?

Loki: I wanna put them on stop signs! [runs out]

Thor: Loki no!

[floilee]

Loki: I have an army!

Kate: We have Yelena!

Loki: You didn't mean the "Hulk"?

Bruce: Oh no, believe it, the big guy is scared to death of her.

Loki:

Natasha holding tears: I'm so proud of my little sister!

[aleksmaximoff]

Loki S2 as tweets:

bonus:

[marveliciousloki]

Y/N: I flirt with Loki? He's alright. I hold his hand? Man's a mess. Y/N: I make out with him? It's perfectly fine. But if I cup his cheeks and kiss his nose? He’s inconsolable. Y/N: Why does simple affection break him?

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[random-incorrect-things]

Loki: Why are you screaming?

Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY AM I SCREAMING?!?! YOU JUST HAD YOUR FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF!

Loki: I know, I was there. Besides it's fine now, see?

Thor: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT!!

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: Pass me the ketchup.

Loki: What’s the magic word?

Y/N: Or else.

Loki: That’s my girl.

[taw-k]

Thor: haha, my brother's so forgetful

Thor: sometimes he even forgets how to breathe!

Loki: *having a panic attack*

Thor: don't worry he does this all the time

[i-a-q]

Thor: Why must you always make things difficult?

Loki: Because, brother, you make it so easy.

Thor: I will never understand you.

Loki: That is tHE POINT-

[a-stone-in-flight]