#incorrect loki quotes

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[annmaximoff18]

Loki, holding a price scanner: you see how i can’t scan myself?

Loki: it’s cause i’m priceless :D

Y/N: or you’re not worth anything

Loki:

Loki: listen here you little shit

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[incorrectmarvels]

Loki: I can explain.

Thor: Can you?

Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[a-stone-in-flight]

[taw-k]

Thor and Loki: *each holding a pile of axes* here you go!

Tony: BODY SPRAY, I MEANT THE BODY SPRAY!

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Mobius: Please, Loki, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Mobius: I’m sorry Loki.

Mobius: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Loki: It has to be done.

Mobius:

Loki:

Mobius:

Loki: *Places +4* Uno.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Loki: Can I have these question mark stickers?

Thor: Why?

Loki: I wanna put them on stop signs! [runs out]

Thor: Loki no!

[floilee]

Loki: I have an army!

Kate: We have Yelena!

Loki: You didn't mean the "Hulk"?

Bruce: Oh no, believe it, the big guy is scared to death of her.

Loki:

Natasha holding tears: I'm so proud of my little sister!

[i-a-q]

Thor: You redecorated my room?

Loki: *smirking* Consider it an improvement.

Thor: ... Why are there so many mirrors?

Loki: For self-reflection, obviously.

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[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: Pass me the ketchup.

Loki: What’s the magic word?

Y/N: Or else.

Loki: That’s my girl.

[random-incorrect-things]

Loki: Why are you screaming?

Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY AM I SCREAMING?!?! YOU JUST HAD YOUR FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF!

Loki: I know, I was there. Besides it's fine now, see?

Thor: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT!!

[a-stone-in-flight]

[aleksmaximoff]

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