#incorrect loki quotes
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annmaximoff18 · 5 months ago
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Loki, holding a price scanner: you see how i can’t scan myself?
Loki: it’s cause i’m priceless :D
Y/N: or you’re not worth anything
Loki:
Loki: listen here you little shit
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Loki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Y/N: I think you mean cards.
Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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a-stone-in-flight · 1 year ago
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lulubelle814 · 1 month ago
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me: *sigh*
Loki: Is everything alright?
me: My brain has been fucking with me since last night
Loki: how so?
me: like i'm out of emotional spoons and i have no idea when they'll be restocked
Loki: Have you considered sporks, perhaps? Good enough as spoons, but they're also stabby
@vbecker10 @lowkey-lokid @lokilaufeysondiaries
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incorrectmarvels · 8 days ago
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Loki: I can explain.
Thor: Can you?
Loki: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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lovelyinspiration1463 · 1 year ago
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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.
Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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fruityspaceboy · 2 years ago
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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?
Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Loki's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*
Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*
Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*
Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.
Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 8 months ago
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Mobius: Please, Loki, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Mobius: I’m sorry Loki.
Mobius: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Loki: It has to be done.
Mobius:
Loki:
Mobius:
Loki: *Places +4* Uno.
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floilee · 9 months ago
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Loki: I have an army!
Kate: We have Yelena!
Loki: You didn't mean the "Hulk"?
Bruce: Oh no, believe it, the big guy is scared to death of her.
Loki:
Natasha holding tears: I'm so proud of my little sister!
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thescapegoatgod · 4 months ago
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He's so emo.
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P. S please don't tag this with mcu tags.
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aleksmaximoff · 1 year ago
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Loki S2 as tweets:
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bonus:
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annmaximoff18 · 5 months ago
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Y/N: Pass me the ketchup.
Loki: What’s the magic word?
Y/N: Or else.
Loki: That’s my girl.
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marveliciousloki · 1 year ago
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Y/N: I flirt with Loki? He's alright. I hold his hand? Man's a mess. Y/N: I make out with him? It's perfectly fine. But if I cup his cheeks and kiss his nose? He’s inconsolable. Y/N: Why does simple affection break him?
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a-stone-in-flight · 1 year ago
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taw-k · 5 months ago
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Thor: haha, my brother's so forgetful
Thor: sometimes he even forgets how to breathe!
Loki: *having a panic attack*
Thor: don't worry he does this all the time
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lokiusincorrectquotes · 11 months ago
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Loki, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fuckin’ ice Mobius, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
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