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Hongjoong: Wooyoung, you'll be working with San and Yunho.

Wooyoung: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Ateez: *stares*

Wooyoung: ...Of people on a team.

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Chan, about to leave: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?

Jisung: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!

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Stan: Dipper, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Stan: Now let’s break into this apartment.

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Soobin: A person can really hear themselves think out here.

Soobin’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Soobin: Well, that was a mistake.

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Seungmin: This is ridiculous.

Jisung: Hey! Someone's gotta be the jester for the court.

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Hongjoong: You really believe in Wooyoung?

Yeosang: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.

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Claudia: *heading out to see Terry*

Viren: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Claudia: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

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Changbin: What’s the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?

Hyunjin: “Stalagmite” has an “m” in it.

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Astrid: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Hiccup?

Hiccup: I’m sorry.

Astrid: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!

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Kipo: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Benson: Don't do that.

Kipo: Come on, you won’t even notice!

Troy, entering: Kipo, you wanted to see me again?

Kipo: Benson's single.

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Jeongin: Yes, hello 911, I'm being forced into adulthood and don't like it send help.

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Jungkook: I warned you.

Jungkook: l'm perfect.

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Xiumin: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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Jisung: I'm bi and confused.

Jisung: Not at the fact that I'm bi, I just never know what the fuck is going on.

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Taehyun: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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Jungkook, to Seokjin: You're like an oyster.

Jungkook: Not appealing on the outside but your insides are worth a lot of money.

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Minho: I am working on this whole 'good guy' thing, but anyone who cuts in front of me in line at the cat cafe deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?