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the weirdest job interview i had was to a job at dino (a polish market) where I met that guy at the market i didn't even apply for and he send me to doctors and gave me papers to fill and then told me to go to the market I'm supposed to work at (He didn't really ask me anything just told me about the job and the recruiting) so the manager basically met me when she was supposed to hire me and didn't ask me anything but she was nice

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I am making my boyfriend some pokemon pixel arts cuz he likes pokemons

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Peter: The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll

Tony: I can't believe i heard you say that with my own fucking ears

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my parents are wondering why i don't respect them while they gave me 0 respect ever for 21 years lmao

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so tired of people complaining that buldak is too spicy. this is literally the whole point of buldak. also you don't have to put all the sauce in it or eat it at all

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Sam: Pick a number from 1 to 50.

Bucky: 20.

Sam: We won't be talking for 20 days.

Bucky: Wait let me pick again, please!

Sam: Alright.

Bucky: 50.

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Yelena: Do you have peacock?

Alexei: The bird? I could get one.

Yelena: THE STREAMING PLATFORM?

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Peter: Did you eat?

Shuri: I slayed!

Peter: No I'm asking you if you had breakfast.

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social media lied to you. your boyfriend doesn't have to "chase" you when you're already together for months. you know each other well and not everything is perfect - you both have your flaws but you go through it together and you can't expect of him some idealized versions of love. all loves are different.

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Bob: And what do I get out of this?

Yelena: I will give you a dollar.

Bob: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Yelena: How bout two dollars?

Bob: You got yourself a deal.

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Thor: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Loki: *in the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Tony: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Bucky: You left me, Sam, and Peter in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Tony: I did that on purpose, try again.

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