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I think the Midwest version of the Waffle House Index should be Hardees

Chat, my dad is outside watching the storm how cooked am I?

[louis--wifey]

Chat, my dad is outside watching the storm how cooked am I?

[louis--wifey]

I would do this, I fear. I hope it leads me to a more delightful universe

@goldengay49 @artistictiana @theywhoshantbenamed @sleepdeprivedsimp234

Fun game idea

Put your name (online, character, real, doesn't matter)

Generate a headcanon from:

And post whatever the first result is. Feel free to tag your moots and followers

Here is mine:

Tags (not forcing): @abyssal-author-and-artist @thetradlesbian @kamisheep @chaos-triangle @ whoever else wants to join

[louis--wifey]

What is a cmv? I'm slow lol!

If y'all are active on TikTok than you you know what's happening. Tons of TikTokers (myself including) are going to Rednote or xiaohongshu as a big fuck you to our government. I've seen a video of TT of someone saying that this is our Boston Tea Party. So WHERE TF IS BEN??!? I get he's busy but this is huge! I know that Mass is loving this with every fiber of his being

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@evolutiononthebrain

@and-the-flame-burns (I couldn't add a video onto my repost)

This is Georgia (bc the coffee obv)

And it continues. Missouri is the only Midwest state that didn't go through a Ranch gression phase

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@evolutiononthebrain

If any of the Midwest ever had children

[louis--wifey]

@evolutiononthebrain

Georgia and PA are the dads of the Midwest. this isn't the only post I have on that I have a couple more, I'll tag you in them

Hey, pookie!

I know you saw the Ranch gression post but I didn't know if you saw the first part of it, so here's the first half:

Before Ohio was born/created (whatever) PA and Georgia volunteered to raise him and the rest of the Midwest states that would come.

Geo and PA in the grocery store, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Missouri have gone off doing their own thing bc for the sake of the story they age slowly and are teenagers at this point.

Michigan (he's a teenager too but didn't want to hang out with Ohio), Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Kansas come marching down the dip aisle each of them hold a bottle of ranch dressing and chanting "Ranch"

Nebraska is sitting in a cart being pushed by PA and screaming "Ranch" like a demon. Georgia takes a sip of his coffee and pretends to not know any of them

GeoPenn wasn't supposed to be a ship, it was just two of the og 13 volunteering to raise the Midwest and now I low-key like it as a ship

So do with this whatever you want ig

LMAO hi pookie funny as hell poor GeoPenn(ship it!!!) going through it. I did see your ranch gression post too I see the vision

Side note geopenn marriage of convenience turned actual attraction is this anything?? 👀 lemme know

[louis--wifey]

I know I'm wrong but at this point I have to commit to the bit 😭😂

Gov: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Florida: What?

Gov: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off, so cut it out-

Florida: I love you.

Gov: ...

Gov: ...oh.

Florida: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Gov: I fucking knew it!

[louis--wifey]

"Typically" so it could be considered a soup!

Gov: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Florida: What?

Gov: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off, so cut it out-

Florida: I love you.

Gov: ...

Gov: ...oh.

Florida: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Gov: I fucking knew it!

[louis--wifey]

YOU SAID ECT GRAINS ARE ALSO ADDED TO SOUP! OATS ARE A GRAIN

Gov: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Florida: What?

Gov: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off, so cut it out-

Florida: I love you.

Gov: ...

Gov: ...oh.

Florida: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Gov: I fucking knew it!

[louis--wifey]

So oatmeal is soup/j

Gov: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Florida: What?

Gov: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off, so cut it out-

Florida: I love you.

Gov: ...

Gov: ...oh.

Florida: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Gov: I fucking knew it!

[louis--wifey]

Gov: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Florida: What?

Gov: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off, so cut it out-

Florida: I love you.

Gov: ...

Gov: ...oh.

Florida: Also cereal qualifies as soup.

Gov: I fucking knew it!

[louis--wifey]

I made them with a different picrew as children!

Austin

Sacramento

Houston

Los Angeles

Bakersfield

San Francisco

San Antonio

San Diego

Dallas

@artistictiana I made what I think Texacali's kids look like. I'm tagging you bc this is your fault

California (he/they)

Texas (he/him)

Austin (he/they) - oldest (irish twins w/ Sacramento)

Sacramento "Say" (she/her) - second oldest (irish twins w/ Austin)

Houston (he/him) - middle

Los Angeles "Angie" (she/her) - middle

San Francisco "Francisco" (they/them) - middle (twins w/ San Antonio)

San Antonio "Antonio" (he/him) - middle (twins w/ San Francisco)

Dallas (she/he/they) - youngest

[louis--wifey]

Yes. I also think he skateboards!

we need to normalize the fact that California definitely roller skates everywhere, especially in his cities.

you dear anon, are absolutely correct 👏👏👏

[louis--wifey]

spotted in connecticut

#dedhammass

[louis--wifey]

Maryland: We didn't even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.

Massachusetts: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.

Maryland: You begged me to marry you.

Massachusetts: It's true I did.

[louis--wifey]

"Deny, Defend, Depose"

Luigi sticker spotted on a Boston train