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Absolutely! They got to eat a pet fish after they got married. That's their child now.

chat I am back on that CaliYork grind🧍🏼‍♂️🧍🏼‍♂️

This image is so them

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Idk I wasn't really thinking about it. It was just an incorrect quote that I got from Supernatural

Arizona: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Nevada, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality

Nevada: Only 90?

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More playlists. I also added them to the masterlist

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California in my speech reading?

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there's like a thousand posts about it on this site but it bears reiterating that the reason a lot of Americans will specify which state they come from rather than simply saying that they are from the US is simple. it's because, despite the relative physical proximity, someone from Massachusetts and someone from New York are basically two wholly different breeds of person. and neither is human.

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Idk Utah?

Probably the government

Arizona: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Nevada, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality

Nevada: Only 90?

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So the Texacali children is an au that I didn't do much with, I plan to do more with it I just haven't gotten to it yet. In the mean time I would like to introduce ANOTHER children au 👉👈 As I'm sure most of you know, I am obsessed with Yorkcali! See where this is going?

They have six kids (all named after cities/boroughs ofc) Albany, Sacramento, Buffalo, San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Pasadena.

New York is a girl dad all of his children were born female. And I honestly think that fits him. He looks like he could kill you with a glance but will put on a pink sparkly tutu if one of his girls asked him to.

San Francisco came out as trans when he was thirteen. They were both obviously supportive (Cal is trans and understands more than anyone)

Pasadena came out at nonbinary at sixteen. They use they/them pronouns. They don't mind she/her but prefer they/them.

Buffalo goes by Buffy. Mass calls her Vampire Slayer and she didn't understand until she found out about Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Albany and Sacramento are identical twins and used to switch places and see how long it would take for their fathers to notice. California noticed right away but didn't say anything and let them believe they won.

Brooklyn is the definition of fuck around and find out. She is also a lesbian biker girl.

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Arizona: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Nevada, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality

Nevada: Only 90?

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Ben TikTok update. I absolutely agree with him. I fear these next four years will be fucked

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🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈

FEM! Caliyork 🩷💙💜

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I did a thing

I love the mentality meme

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Cal: Oh, he's kinda cute... he's a murderer! But he's kinda cute *cutely tucks hair behind ear*

New York:

New York has a crush on Luigi Mangione and has sent California edits of him on TikTok.

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The quality isn't good because my Internet is awful rn but I love New York so much

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New York has a crush on Luigi Mangione and has sent California edits of him on TikTok.

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I am currently obsessed with Sonic I have been since December 28th when I went and saw the third movie. I think that California would also be obsessed with Sonic. I have some headcanons on this. I think Hawaii really likes Sonic too and New York has played all the games but hasn't seen any of the movies at least until Cali and Hawaii drag him to see the third one and make him watch the first two and the Knuckles series first.

If anyone wants more on this I have more headcanons so just let me know I guess, cause I'm obsessed with Sonic and I have so much motivation to write and no ideas, well this is my only idea thus far...

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Here, have a Coco.