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Yes!!! Ofc go ahead!!

TV Girl Yorkcali!

Ooh, I still have your lighter

Ooh, I still have your book

Ooh, I still have everything you brought, but you never took

You know where to find me

And I know where to look

Thievin', stealin', takin' what's not yours

Takin' what's not yours, takin' what's not yours

That's thievin', stealin', takin' what's not yours

Takin' what's not yours, takin' what's not yours

But if you're too drunk to drive, and the music is right

She might let you stay, but just for the night

And if she grabs for your hand, and drags you along

She might want a kiss before the end of this song

Because love can burn like a cigarette

And leave you with nothing

And leave you with nothing

Now, how many men have you kissed?

Very few

But you offered me a kiss, why?

Such a foolish reason, I'm afraid

I just wanted to kiss you

Sorry for my bad editing I tried my darnedest!

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This fav screenshots gets its own post too!

I'm taking this as Ben ships Floui and they are canonically boyfriends

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Forgo family, forgo friends // That's how it started, how it ends // I can't open up and cry // 'Cause I've been silent all my life

I feel numb most of the time // The lower I get the higher // I'll climb and I will wonder why // I got dark only to shine

Looking for the golden light // Oh, it's a reasonable sacrifice // Burn, burn, burn, bright

Not sure I like how this turned out but I had to try it. 🤷

This song is very California imo; like even before I ever saw WTTT I was like "if California was a person this song describes them 100%."

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Saw this post and it gave me CaliYork vibes.

I feel like New York is very aware of the importance of mental health. He's worked really hard to deal with his own issues and so he tries to be there for others in his own way. He's not going to be gentle or nice about it, necessarily, but he genuinely tries to help nonetheless. Confront him about it, though, and he'll never admit that that's his motivation.

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"Third wheeling your own hurricane party." - @mur-art

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The “Fort Ross” Trio (Hawai’i, California, and Alaska), inspired by @sleepdeprivedsimp234’s HCs about them:

Alaska’s trying his best!!!

More rambling and details under the cut:

So in the course of this drawing I found myself wondering, “surely Alaska has some surfing with all that coastline!” And thus, I learned about Yakutat Bay, the surfing capitol of Alaska. So I think Alaska would at least be somewhat capable of surfing, albeit not as good as Surfer Bro Cali or Miss “I literally invented this” Hawai’i.

But hey, like I said, he’s trying his darn best!

Details of each of ‘em:

Please note, any inaccuracies in this portrayal of surfing is bc I know NOTHING about surfing. I feel like there’s all kinds of symbolism with the board designs and types of boards, etc, etc, that I would get into if I knew more about it!!

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Have Massachusetts and Maryland ever actually interacted in the series? I'm still in the middle of rewatching it, and so far no. I saw this ship on Wattpad in 2020 and I ran with it, now it's one of my otps. I don't think we've actually ever seen them interact?

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Some of my favorite screenshots

There four go together

They're in order!

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My fav screenshots

They're in order

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do you have any more states reacting to California having friends? Or like headcanons on how they would react? Cause the Florida post is pretty funny

READ THIS FIRST/pos

I think that Florida being "first" the to find out about his friends could go one of two ways; He tells everyone, they are surprised but don't really care bc it's California or he tells everyone and no one believes him bc they think he's saying it to make fun of Cal.

The only state that knew was New York bc they're in love. Yorkcali for live!

Loui is the first person that Florida tells, ofc. Between the two of them they spread it around the country very quickly.

No believes either of them until they force California to show the receipts, in the form of a group picture.

Washington: Please he doesn't have- oh those are real people.

They end up passing the phone around while Cali sits there annoyed

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I have a headcanon that Texas does speak French (he was owned by the French for a little bit!!), but literally nobody knows he does.

Until Loui is talking smack in French (he does it a LOT more than people think) and Texas is just like:

"Hey uh. Ya do know I can understand ya, right?"

Loui just fucking evaporates at that point 💀

Think of it as that one clip of Quackity and Jschlatt when Quackity found out that Jschlatt could speak Spanish 💀

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I edited them together and tried to edit the text and NY label off! Yorkcali!!!

It's giving two queens in a king sized bed, or should I say two kings in a queen sized bed?

Two queens in a king-sized bed

There's no mistletoe above our heads

But I'll kiss you anyway on Christmas day

Yeah, I'll kiss you anyway on Christmas day

I don't have a lot to give

But I would give you everything

All my time is yours to spend

Let me wrap you in with my skin

With my skin

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You're good! IT'S AMAZING!!!!

I was given three whole dollars to draw this text post as a comic X3 <3

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Fav screenshots!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY STATE 😖😖😖

They so silly. I’m proud of this one despite some errors :333333 LOOK AT THEM!!!!! SO SILLY 😖

And SD too…

Obv og frame:

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Oh my goodness regarding my last ask I’m having more thoughts! Yes hi it’s the inbox gremlin again

I personally love Nevada with mafia ties and California being an absolute diva being shipped together. Like Nevada’s sitting in a wooden chair with red velvet cushioning and his right hand on one of the arms with a gun pointed at whoever’s coming into the door and with California in a pretty tight and fold dress in Nev’s other hand. Nev’a hand on Cal’s ass maybe- lmao- but he’s sitting on the arm of the chair with his legs hanging off the side.

Nev either has long or short hair, it’s either tied up into one of those sleek man buns or whatever, or it’s just slicked back. Or it’s being played with by Cal, short or long, it doesn’t matter, Cal’s playing with Nev’s hair.

guh, then in this little scene I’ve built up, there’s like an ungodly amount of treasures behind them in the dark on a red carpet that matches the chair I described. I’m imagining this in your art style and I’m going a little feral, I’m not asking you to draw this but if you want to then go for it but I’m just describing the hell out of what I see in my head

maybe Cal has one of those feather boa cloaks or whatever they’re called, and it 100% looks like it belongs to Nev. California one hundred fucking percent stole that cloak from Nev but Nev isn’t complaining because Cal looks good in that sparkly dress and in his cloak

And Nev looking all fancy too? Absolutely, y’know you got the shirt that’s open, it’s not showing nips but it’s showing some of Nev’s chest off and maybe a tattoo is peaking out because we all know Nev has a tattoo or two. And Nev having hints of red to match the room.

Nev has mostly black with hints of red to match the dark colors of the chair and the carpet while Cal has the bright pretty gold to match the sparkly shit in the background and whatever other sparkly stuff that could be in the foreground

i think that’s it for that thought

goodnight, it be late

@and-the-flame-burns This is by far the most detailed drawing request I’ve ever gotten so I tried to bring it to life! I see your vision and I 1000% agree.

The Proceate glitter brush was made for these two.

Theres a few things I couldn’t get to look right, including the tattoos. 😭 Just picture them with matching Joshua tree tattoos, okay? Plus…a million other ones that I can never draw consistently even tho I have so many headcanons about it. Have some scar HCs instead as consolation?

Anywaaaaayssss…to my fellow Calivada fans, Happy Thanksgiving and hopefully this helps you eat well 😘

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Florida Man in SoCal but it’s a buddy comedy where they both work at In N Out and have major SpongeBob/Squidward energy.

Caption this! What did Florida do to piss off Cali this time? Did he tarnish the honor of In-N-Out? (Cal will throw hands.) Did he make repeated sexual jokes about the name “In-N-Out?” Did he proceed to make 20 orders of animal fries and eat them all himself? Did he forget the existence of the secret menu? Did he try to mop the tables with his tongue? Did he try to recruit all the other employees into committing tax fraud? And worst of all… did he call In-N-Out… *gasp* Overrated??

(The answer is all of the above. Cali WILL fight.)