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And New York didn't care enough to read the group chat

I NEED A TEXAS BARBIE DRAWING

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i'm saying this on main too

BY THE POWER OF MY SCREENSHOT APP ON MT COMPUTER I GOT THE SHOT THAT WAS HIDDEN BEHIND THE LINKS AT THE END OF THE VIDEO OF THE VOTING SPECIAL

HERE IT IS IN ALL IT'S UNHIDDEN GLORY

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Louisiana, walks into the living room at 12:02 am on November 1st: *mortified* Where'd my spooky go?!

New York: Christmas!

Louisiana: ... :(

Northeast and California: You'll get used to it.

New York: Now, 24/7 Christmas Music

California: Halloween was yesterday...

New York: CHRISTMAS!

*All I Want for Christmas is You starts playing*

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REALL

California, waking up at 4am to get water to find that New York is not in bed, and Christmas threw up in his house: *yawning* Yorkie- what in the Mariah Carey?...

New York, mid putting up a snoopy blow up and smiling from ear to ear: Merry Christmas!

California: Yorkie, babe, I love you but it's four in the morning. WhaT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

New York: Now, 24/7 Christmas Music

California: Halloween was yesterday...

New York: CHRISTMAS!

*All I Want for Christmas is You starts playing*

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November 1st rolls around and California and wakes up in the whole house is decked out in Christmas decor. New York is nowhere to be found. Cali looks around the whole house when he goes outside, there New York is, putting blow ups in the lawn. NY waits for California to help with the tree because it's a lot more fun to put up a Christmas tree when somebody is doing it with you.

New York: Now, 24/7 Christmas Music

California: Halloween was yesterday...

New York: CHRISTMAS!

*All I Want for Christmas is You starts playing*

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He only leaves the couch allows Cal to leave the couch during commercial breaks

They also have matching Christmas pajamas bc why not. Speaking of which, New York just loves Christmas and buys all of New England matching Christmas pajamas every year

New York: Now, 24/7 Christmas Music

California: Halloween was yesterday...

New York: CHRISTMAS!

*All I Want for Christmas is You starts playing*

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This is so off topic for this particular blog but this is my cat, Trevor, and if you turn the volume up you can hear him purring.

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California complains at the start of every single one that they watch but by the end he is so engrossed in it.

Yorkcali cuddling and watching Hallmark movies might be my favorite thing now

New York: Now, 24/7 Christmas Music

California: Halloween was yesterday...

New York: CHRISTMAS!

*All I Want for Christmas is You starts playing*

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Wanted to draw Gov in this fit again

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Only 20% of cowboys were straight?

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RIGHT? They're so ungodly cringe but they suck you in. Actually one that I really enjoy came out a couple years ago and it was a gay one and I loved it so much.

THIS ONE

New York: Now, 24/7 Christmas Music

California: Halloween was yesterday...

New York: CHRISTMAS!

*All I Want for Christmas is You starts playing*

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Headcanon: New York loves Hallmark movies but will NEVER admit to it to anyone ‼️‼️ The only person who knows is California bc they're in love

New York: Now, 24/7 Christmas Music

California: Halloween was yesterday...

New York: CHRISTMAS!

*All I Want for Christmas is You starts playing*

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New York, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice

Florida, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!

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New York: Now, 24/7 Christmas Music

California: Halloween was yesterday...

New York: CHRISTMAS!

*All I Want for Christmas is You starts playing*

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Florida: My love did you just see a hair frog?

Louisiana: The only hairy frog I'm interested in, my darling, is the one between your legs.

Florida: It's not just a frog. It's the whole swamp.

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Northeastern Brothers

There will come a soldier

Who carries a mighty sword

He will tear your city down, oh lei oh lai oh Lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh Lord

He will tear your city down, oh lei oh lai oh Lord

There will come a poet

Whose weapon is His word

He will slay you with His tongue, oh lei oh lai oh Lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh Lord

He will slay you with His tongue, oh lei oh lai oh Lord

There will come a ruler

Whose brow is laid in thorn

Smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei oh lai oh Lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh Lord

Smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei oh lai oh Lord

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lai, oh

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lai, oh

Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lai, oh

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WIP