#jaskier

[tychonaarch]

Polish Barbie a.k.a. Dandelion

[artistsfuneral]

Of course Geralt doesn't take Jaskier seriously.

Silly little bard. Colorful clothes, makes his lute go plink plonk while he sings.

Meanwhile in Oxenfurt he is renowned Professor Doctor Pankratz who regularly goes on stage in front of hundreds of people (kings and queens always present of course) and then he pulls some Vivaldi Summer shit while everyone else loses their head over just how good he is.

[naumaxia-art]

[endiness]

[thedemonofcat]

In the span of a single week, Jaskier has been kidnapped no fewer than four times.

First, Nilfgaard snatches him, intending to torture him for information about Geralt and Ciri’s whereabouts.

Second, Jaskier’s own brother abducts him. His brother might call it a “rescue,” but since Jaskier isn’t given much of a choice about returning to Lettenhove, Jaskier is definitely calling it a kidnapping.

Then, Jaskier is taken by what he’s fairly certain is a cult—what with the strange robes and their insistence on calling him “special.”

Finally, Geralt kidnaps him. Geralt insists it’s a rescue, but Jaskier is still holding a grudge about that mountain, so he’s not buying it.

At this rate, if Roach decided to kidnap him next, Jaskier wouldn’t even be surprised.

[0dde11eth]

[chaoticmultifandom28]

Well i mean we do see him sleeping with a woman, I actually theorize that Jaskier is bisexual but the reason why he’s not at all attracted to Yennefer is because well Jaskier has in his genes something like the Witcher locket (that lets witchers know monsters are near and magic). Like he has a literal danger sensor ingrained in his dna (but he also totally has a danger attraction curse on him that’s why he always ends up in situations) and it’s giving off all the warning bells when around Yen and that’s why he loathes her with a passion.

An add on to this headcanon is that when he’s with Geralt the sensors are silent because Geralt is his safe space and that’s why he stays with Geralt. When the mountain break up happens, it’s agony for a long time since Jaskier had gotten used to the silence. (Though it would still go off anytime they encounter Yen since she is literally the complete opposite of Geralt in Jaskier’s situation since he loathes her, but it lessens a bit when they start coming to an understanding but since Yen is still dangerous the sensors go off, just not as loudly)

Talking to my bestie about how flamboyantly gay Jaskier is and she said "Yennefer made herself the most alluring woman ever using magic but Jaskier still talks about her like she's a terrifying monster with tits. Further proof that he is NOT attracted to actual women. He doesn't actually lay women he just sings pretty poetry at them and makes them swoon" and I have to agree He likes the idea of women from a romantic poet point of view but when it comes to reality the closest he wants to a woman is a man with long hair. Looking at you Geralt!

[hummingburger]

SORRY FOR ABANDONING YALL 💔

here’s some geraskier as an apology ❤️

btw i started using clip studio paint and i’m thinking abt getting a subscription bcus its lowkey better than procreate

[squidwujun]

In this essay I will-

[mametupa]

[arrynnat]

And don’t forget Jaskier and Geralt uwu

my favorite friendships dynamic is a dude with adhd and an old man who just wants to die in peace and quiet

[goat-fanatic]

is the witcher fandom even on here? or existing beyond polish dads? idk but worth a try

[akelafang]

Jaskier's version of "for science" is "for song material"

Jaskier: Hey Geralt what if we had passionate sex while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes and swear our undying devotion to one another...for song material of course!

[endiness]

[sleepybabybees]

Yes, yes it is. I wish you luck on your witcher journey

Ghost and soap watching the witcher in their down time because Gaz convinced them after they found him crying over it. Or something- idk it's 2am

Ghost: why are you just Jaskier..?

Soap: I beg ye pardon?

Ghost: you're just jaskier with a mohawk who gets jumpy over explosives rather than music.

Soap: okay edgelord Geralt. How's the trauma?

Ghost: fuck you.

After Episode 6

Ghost: ..

Soap: ..

Ghost: why would he say that?!

Soap: I'm goin te throw ma grans table-

Ghost: what happened to 'I love you. Can I take you out?'

Soap: it went off the cliff! wrong thing te go off mind!

Gaz: I told you. I TOLD YOU-

Soap: it gets better, aye?

Ghost: I might sponteniously combust..

Gaz: won't confirm or deny

Ghost and soap: fuck you Garrick.