0dde11eth
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Kind of a mixed bag, fandoms and basically anything else i enjoy will show up at some point profile pic by @ladycibia
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@lucien-viktor @delicatemiss @hailhailsatan @thedemonofcat

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Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.
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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
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@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace
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Being an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time??? How unsafe
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@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace
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@catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @0dde11eth @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress
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@help-help-i-need-an-adult @0dde11eth @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @thequeeninyellowlace @random-apollo-child
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stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful
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Being an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time??? How unsafe
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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
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Geralt and jaskier are Working on football drafts together
Jaskier: We need a tight end
Geralt: *sighs dramatically* hahaha like my tight end?
Jaskier: Nah I've been with you long enough that it's more of a wide reciever
Geralt: -_-
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Geralt was a BRAT all day today
So instead of the sweet nicknames or lovely compliments that jaskier usually lavishes on the witcher:
geralt got called Bro all day
Tomorrow he promises he will behave himself, his name is "baby, darlings, dear heart etc" not fucking bro
#my nonsense#jaskier#geralt#geraskier#dom jaskier#top jaskier#pillow princess geralt#geralt is a pillow princess#bottom geralt rights#bottom geralt
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