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Jaskier: *practically drooling* why do they call you '14 inch eskel'?

Eskel: here let me show you

Eskel: *limbos under a stick 14 inches off the ground*

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Jaskier breakfasts are my favorite! He makes my favorite eggs!

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😂😂😂 the poor wolves keep saying that to try be scary, unfortunately they keep saying it to the horniest bastards on the continent so it doesn't work

Geralt: fuck you Jaskier: You keep saying that but I'm still waiting for you to follow through

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Jaskier: *practically drooling* why do they call you '14 inch eskel'?

Eskel: here let me show you

Eskel: *limbos under a stick 14 inches off the ground*

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Lambert: Oh shut up!

Papa vesemir: don't to speak to me in that tone

Lambert: *deeper voice* oh shut up

Papa vesemir: What did I just say???

Lambert: What? I changed the tone

Papa vesemir: Listen here you little shit

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Baby witchers!!!!

OMG. The new witcher book!? It's about young Geralt, just starting out on The Path Geralt!

“This time the grandmaster of Polish fantasy is going back to Geralt’s teenage years, who is only taking his first steps in the witch craft and has to face numerous challenges. Armed with two runic swords, he fights monsters, saves innocent virgins and helps unhappy lovers. Always and everywhere he tries to obey the unwritten code he got from his teachers and mentors. As usual, life spares no disappointments – youthful idealism clashes with reality from time to time."

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😂😂😂 Geralt using the horses to vent about his day

Ciri and jaskier are both concerned and glad he's at least starting to deal with emotions

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Honestly, if i were you I'd just skip it, but I'm more willing to cut off family than the average person

Or get them something super generic or a gift card, because if they are going to be ungrateful when you put in love then they aren't worth the effort

So my dad just indirectly told me I can't make any craft good enough for the family white elephant. Then so graciously offered for me to find chores to do around thr house to earn money for it.

@catscraftsandcommentary @0dde11eth idk what to do

But I'm pretty sure I'll some fulfillment out of the guilt they will all have when I'm the only one who can't afford to participate.

He then asked me my opinion if the cast iron pot he got would be something people would want. Like bitch I already spent 4 or 5 hours figuring out how to work the Christmas gift you are giving your wife.

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Ok but geralt insisting on holding jaskiers hand (for SAFETY REASONS) every time it gets dark.

Let me rephrase that. When it gets mildly dim.

Sun behind a cloud? (At noon) gotta hold hands

Walking down a torch lit hallway? They're too far apart, gotta hold hands

Suns setting? Gotta hold hands

Stepping away from the roaring fireplace to grab another ale? Gotta hold hands

It's because jaskier doesn't have geralts witcher eyes. Geralt needs to lead his human around. For the bards safety. Obviously.

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😂😂😂 jaskier standing in the middle of the woods ready to catch him a witcher!

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