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At the breakfast table:

*Jaskier and geralt being all lovey dovey*

Lambert: I lost my appetite *pushes away his food*

Eskel: Me too *also pushes his food away*

Lambert: Mine came back *steals eskels bowl*

Papa vesemir: *smacks Lambert with wooden spoon so he gives it back*

Side note: there's always more than enough food for everyone to be full and still have leftovers. Lamberts just a Lil shit

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Geralt: you really thing you can tell ME what to do bard?

Jaskier: 5

Geralt: what

Jaskier: 4

Geralt: ok sorry

Jaskier: 3

Geralt: stop counting

Jaskier: 2

Geralt: *panicking* I said sorry!!

Jaskier: 1

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Later geralt is walking next to roach because he has a sore behind and can't sit the saddle

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In which Jaskier, being the only one who can truly look him in the eyes and find his truth there, fights the world to bring justice to Geralt after he is arrested for Blaviken.

Because Jaskier being Geralt's lawyer feels as right as Geralt being a firefighter in a modern universe.

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Does that mean when I'm constipated I'm gonna have to poop out a big corn cob after???

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Nine "hands on hips" moments 🥰

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⊰· 𝐆𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖙 𝖉𝖊 𝐑𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖆 ·⊱

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⠀⊰· Today I'm bringing something a little different, mostly due to the fact that it's from another fandom that I've been into for a few weeks since I started playing The Witcher 3 ⚔️

⠀It must be said that the original idea of ​​this drawing in terms of composition and in itself its entirety is from my talented wife @her_nightsky_light who made this drawing first and I liked it so much that I decided to draw it too but in my style, and the truth is that I like the result despite being the first time I draw the great witcher Geralt ✨

⠀I hope you like it too! 🖤 ·⊱

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• 𝑨𝒓𝒕 𝒃𝒚 @tenebris-vampyr

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jaskier + text post meme (6/?)

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Geralt: You're back early

Jaskier: Yeah it was kind of a strange bout of sex

Geralt: Oh?

Jaskier: Well she had shaved, you know down there

Geralt: yes? Some women enjoy the aesthetic of it? So what?

Jaskier: Well, she drew the hair back on to match her super arched eye brows...

Geralt: What...

Jaskier: Yeah it was odd. She could wiggle both sets at the same time

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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

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