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Jaskier: I'm so cold, if only there was a way to warm me up 😉

Geralt: *immediately builds a huge bonfire and piles furs all over jaskier*

Jaskier: *torn because he wanted cuddles but geralt is too cute with his act of service love language*

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Jaskier: asshole

Valdo: what did you just say??

Jaskier: what did you hear?

Valdo: I'd rather not say

Jaskier: then I guess we'll never know

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Oooh wonder what they gonna do

What does it mean!?

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@fandom-junk-drawer okay so your addition to the post about if Jaakier will fit. Gave me an idea.

Jaskier knows he's gonna die before geralt, this is a fact he accepted very quickly.

Geralt is sooooo not on board with Jaskiers death plans.

Die cradled in his beloveds arms with desperate love confessions that don't change a damned thing

Jaskier is igni-mated and put into the urn Roach has been hauling around for ages

Damnit Geralt stop using my urn as a storage vessel for wine or grain, and especially not monster parts! Ew ew ew get them oooooouuuuuuuutt!

Take Jaskiers lute to the academy, but only if you recieve a magic enforcing agreement Valdo Marx may never come within hearing distance of it. If the university will not fullfil this take it to Kaer Morhen. Because if something happens to her I will come back a haunt your ass

Jaskier (ashes) continues to go on hunts with Geralt, with the added bonus of his ashes being a possible potions ingredient

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much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

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Jaskier is an influencer and papa vesemir is so so very tired

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You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

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Geralt *texting*: On the way back. What do you want to do for lunch?

Jaskier:

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Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

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i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

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