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wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

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radovid comma brat

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Xmas AU fragment

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bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you

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i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

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listening and learning

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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

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