#incorrect quotes ideas

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Marcille, after reviving Falin: Does anyone have any questions?

Chilchuck: Is this legal?

Marcille: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!

Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.

Person B: …You think I’m cute?

Person A:

Person A: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

[newgirlincorrec]

Schmidt: Hey, do you know the password to Nick's computer?

Jess: Fuck you Schmidt

Schmidt: Hey!

Jess: No, you misunderstood. The password is "fuckyouSchmidt"

Schmidt: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

[raven-nerd4life]

new incorrect quote

it hurts more than getting hit with a pan.

Be specific

What?

Like hit with what pan? A pansexual, Pandoras box . . .Panama

. . .a frying pan dude.

[simpforchuchu]

Shohei: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.

Itsuki: Aw... that's not true.

Itsuki: It'd be exactly the same.

Itsuki: You're not important.

[lorespill]

Incorrect Quotes Prompt #1

Person A: Let's say, hypothetically, I got us into some major legal trouble with a powerful person. What would you do? Person B: Well, I’d kill you. Hypothetically.

[ghostt-writerr]

River: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Eugene, Charlie, & Boss: Okay.

River: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Eugene: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Charlie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Boss: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

el chupacabra believes in you too!

based on this tumblr chain:

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Damian: I quit Robin.

Tim: You can do that???

Jason: First I’m hearing about it.

Dick: Aww Dami what superhero name have you picked now?

Damian: I will become a doctor.

Dick: …

Dick: YOU CAN DO THAT??

Jason: You’ve done it brat. You’ve escaped.

Tim, still muttering: You can quit Robin? How long has it been?

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Kabru: I don't want to hurt their feelings

Laois: Hurt their feel- you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings, Kabru?

Kabru: Yeah. Don't you?

Laois: No! How do you get anything done?

Kabru: It's hard!

[lalixlizzie]

Peter: So, what did you do last night?

Tony: Nothing.

Peter: I know, but what did you actually do?

Tony: Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A, to Person B: [dazed from blood loss and poison] Hey, not to kill the vibe completely but I think I am in love with you.

[newgirlincorrec]

Winston: Why is Schmidt crying on the floor?

Jess: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Winston: And?

Jess: He got Nick.

[simpforchuchu]

Zin: My child is completely fine.

Likiya: Which one?

Zin: Idk but one of them has to be.

[lorespill]

Incorrect Prompts #2

Person A: Where are you going with that first-aid kit? Person B: C dared D to eat a scorpion and both failed to notice how venomous it was. Person A: *sighs* Okay, yes, go. Go now.